Massage Parlor Reports

[UndeadHentai]

Going to be staying in Northgate for a bit in December and curious if there's any AMPs in the area worth visiting. Any help is appreciated.

[Bare69]

Stopped off at euro walked in asked for Pepsi old woman took me to room with shower took $$. Few minutes later Pepsi walked in wearing short dress nice breasts showing older woman nice body. She led me to showers gave nice shower then off to sauna few minutes and off to room. I layed down she puts towls over lights darken room then asks if I want condom of course I said no she smiled and takes off dress and starts to lean over tables I had her move up so I could squeeze and suck on nipples perfect size breasts after a while have her get into 69 and go to town eating her out and little dato. Then had her lay on table while I pound her hard while going down and eating her pussy she has nice pussy the whole time she's smiling then slide back inside till I finish cip she was surprised how much I pumped into her. She had me shower off then she hopped in and she kept talking about how much was leaking out. I was in and out 45 min.

[MikeWall]

Had to be in this area for a business trip. After a cold evening but satisfying dinner at Happy Pho, I was longing for more Oriental experience. Something more in line with my cock in some Asian DSL. Essentially next door around State Ave and 94th Pl Ne there was this AMP that was recommended to me but never got around to it. The overall vibe was chillax and low key. But god o damn. Lucky me I got to go with Zoe. Mid twenties Asian bombshell in a tight package. Had to be like 5 feet 100 something pounds. Perky ass C cups with nips piercing through her tee. She had long straight jet black hair that was tied up at the time. With whatever basic English skills she got, she was actually quite funny / flirty. I couldn't stop staring at her lips when she was talking too. Made to be DSL for real. Her skin was like milk. Smooth and fair. She greeted me with a full-on body hug, her chest pressing against mine. When she got down to business, damn y'all, her attention to detail was off the charts. Her light fingernail strokes along my body and her soft whispers in my ear were just the beginning. The mix of hot and cold sensations was like the most intense ASMR session ever.

Whether it was more conventional rubbing or BBJ. She didn't check out one bit. Just constant and consistent positive vibes that made the whole experience that much sexier. And that movement when I was inside her mouth. The way she twirled her tongue and swayed her head was such a thing of beauty. Then the point of no return hit me so hard I almost bit my own lip off.

After taking a moment to freshen up, I thanked Zoe for an unforgettable time as I was heading out. Maybe it was the amount of donation I left or whatever, but the way she smiled made me not want to leave haha.

Was it Jasmine Spa or Eastern Wisdom?

[SkeletonKey6]

Lins on 85th. Got a txt about 'new girl Coco, very pretty and young!' decided to pop in and see how this Coco looked and it's another typical auntie borderline granny pushing me to stay and giving lots of no answers when asking 'who else is working?' there was another girl but 'she busy'. Pass.

Tequila Spa. New place at 11th and NE 45TH txted and was told '3 young beautiful girls working'. Went Sat night, had to park on the street, and discovered this block is Criddler Central. Rang bell while looking over both shoulders, let in by a chubby auntie / grannie, but seeing the large interior I figured they'd have other options. Got to the room and asked 'May I please see who else is working?' and met with 'Engrish no good' and 'no one else working, just me'. Mention txt saying '3 girls working' and remarked how large the spa is, but nope, no one else working apparently. Skedaddled out of there back to truck parked on street in criddler paradise. Hard pass.

1115 Northgate. Big-boned (overweight?) Asian with giant arms that looked like she could be a Seahawks defensive linewoman. If 'death by Snu Snu' is your thing she'd probably check your boxes. 'No one else working' when asked. Pass.

Shanghi Foot Spa. Would have gone again, but they're going for some sort of record with new daily RM reviews, presumably generate as much $$ ASAP before burning out. Really kills the whole fantasy there hasn't been dozens of previous mongers in them the same day when our sessions begin. Last week visit Iris and Maggie's high mileage was showing, they've probably run thru 100's of mongers in the last couple of weeks. Both of them would be dime-a-dozen in any normal AMP market, not here in the desert of course, where "Welcome" bell rings 7 or 8 times while trying to enjoy them. Also saw some LEO patrols out front from the very high traffic volume. The 2 new providers (Tina and Alisa) are low tier typical for this area. Pass.

Vivi 15004 - Annie still working here and pushing herself like she's as good as Angela. Sorry you are no Angela dear. Wish I had gotten Angela's # before she moved on from this location a few months ago. Asked to see other girls, 'sorry busy right now'. Pass.

Ended up at back at tried & true Lake Serene to see Amy again. She's getting up there in age, but at least she keeps fit, speaks good English, good sense of humor, and knows how to please. Repeat.

Please DM if anyone's got info on anything better around town and don't want to broadcast on here. Probably need to endure the long drive to FedWay / Tac and see what Aussie's latest rave is all about.

Gents please stay safe.

[Priapus77]

Stopped by a new place in 11th and NE 45TH. Very exposed entrance overlooking a larger parking lot. First good sign was the separate lobby with a looked door inside the entrance. Provider was fairly attractive with a decent body. Paid $50 for half hour. She gave a good massage with some teasing before the flip. Asked what I wanted, I said I want to massage you then fuck. She has a fairly tight body, likes a hard massage, really turned me on with her moaning. A little 69 position, then RCG, CG, K9, and mish. Good session.

Did you notice if they have table shower there? Rub Maps says there is one.

[BananaBandit]

Has anyone been there? I went there briefly to use the sauna and hang out. There are a few hot nude chicks and dudes too. But I didn't get a sense that anything more was going to happen.

But they do have therapists. And I am curious what happens there.

I used to go to a place like this in CA. I can guarantee the therapists offer ZERO extra services. I'd bet however that patrons get frisky and more. Though I'd love to hear some reports. The place in CA I went to almost always had gay guys lurking around. But randomly ladies or swinging couples would show up looking to play. Was quit by the scene!

[AlanWake2112]

Dropped by and saw Amy. A young Vietnamese girl with a pretty face and great body. Probably bolt ons but hard to say for sure. Shapely with almost no fat. Tight ass. Tattoo under right breast, one on her belly and a tramp stamp. Light kissing only. Very upfront on price and services. Here's your alphabets: CBJCGRCGDOGGYHJ.

I popped fast. She cleaned me up said she was here until January gave me a quick massage and I left. Good time. 3. 6 total. A little pricey but I got what I needed so I take it as a win.

[Original703]

Two spas downtown one door down from each other on Jackson: Comfort and Spirit Spas. Girl who greeted me at Comfort was a hot viet-looking MILF with big boobs and a great body. But she was wearing yoga pants with panties underneath and a top with a bra underneath. Didn't stay, but someone please tell me if this girl is FS. The yoga pants generally mean no but damn she was hot.

The 12th and Jackson spas were a bust.

Sunny who's been at Karma on Alaska Way in Oct told me she's at Lulu FedWay for Nov. Fun girl and GREAT massage skills.

Adequate massage and very enjoyable HE at Comfort (600 block of S Jackson) but FS not available.

Aussie's post piqued my curiosity and I had time on a recent afternoon to investigate. Standard doorbell setup, including the awkward time spent outside awaiting entry hoping that a neighbor, co-worker or friend doesn't walk by. I was let in by a slim woman who wore athleisure pants and a summery, yellow top with spaghetti straps. Probably in her early 30's, 5' 5" ish, A cups, I couldn't discern whether she might offer extras. Turns out it didn't matter. She led me to a room and asked how long. I said an hour and she said 70. I held out 60 and pointed to the sign that says 60. She said, "price change. "She countered with "45 minutes for 60. " I accepted and gave her the money. She turned on the space heater, took the money and left the room. I stripped and lay face down on the table.

After a couple minutes, a friendly, older woman (think: north end AMP older) entered the room and put a hand on my back. Her legs brushed against my arms, hanging down from the table, and she lingered. With an open palm, I could feel the fabric of her pants, some kind of corduroy. All signs pointed to a less-than-great experience. But she told me, "I bring pretty, young girl for you. " I thanked her and she left.

Next came Mimi, a spinner from Taiwan. She wore knee-high stockings, a short, black skirt, and a simple white t-shirt without a bra underneath. This is a look that I find super-sexy. Mimi, at about 5' 2", 110 pounds, is probably in her late 20's or early 30's, and she has beautiful soft, smooth skin. On her left arm is a dark freckle or mole near her elbow; I saw no tattoos or other distinguishing alterations. Mimi, slim and curvy, has beautiful, ice cream cone breasts, maybe small C cups.

The massage was fine, nothing amazing, nothing egregious. Early on, I placed a hand on her calf and asked, "Is that okay?" She giggled and said yes. Mimi spent about half the time working on my back, legs, and shoulders. She applied scented oil and rubbed me all over. For those who like teasing, there was precious little of that. Eventually, she fetched a hot towel and wiped off the oil. Afterward, she used paper towels to dry me. That was a first for me. On the flip, she asked, "You want extra services?" I responded affirmatively and asked for boom boom. She told me no; she was receptive to a handjob. She asked about the gratuity, and I said 40. She said that was too little. I upped the tip to 60 and asked to be able to touch her during the session. She said sure. I reached under her t-shirt and gently cupped one breast and then the other. Her nipples became semi-hard. I lifted the bottom of the t-shirt up so that it rested above her breasts. What a fantastic sight! I enjoyed lots of UTC touching above her waist and some OTC touching below as she stroked me to a climax, one of my hands groping her breast--her nipples were too sensitive for much finger manipulation--and one hand squeezing her butt cheek.

For those who care, the walls don't reach the ceiling. Also, I observed that they change the face cradle cover and the towels on the table between sessions but they don't appear to change the sheets. Although Mimi definitively said no to FS, I inferred that she might offer other activities in addition to a HE: I didn't ask. To her credit, there was no promise of providing more on my next visit. Total session length was 55 minutes. I took my water bottle of shame and left.

[GoaThillBilly]

Zoey is no where near 20's, clearly 40's, possibly 50's, no DSL, chubby, AND smelled like cigarettes.

Before doing a 180 walking out pissed that I drove all the way out here for this I asked to see other girl (s) and was told 'busy'.

Basically your typical garbage North Seattle AMP.

Fed Way and Tacoma bound for hopefully better scenes.

Stay Safe Gents.

I fell for a similar 'review' on another site recently, one of those fucking saran wrap BJ things, what a waste.

[Loopguystl]

Has anyone been there? I went there briefly to use the sauna and hang out. There are a few hot nude chicks and dudes too. But I didn't get a sense that anything more was going to happen.

But they do have therapists. And I am curious what happens there.

[SkeletonKey6]

Zoey is no where near 20's, clearly 40's, possibly 50's, no DSL, chubby, AND smelled like cigarettes.

Before doing a 180 walking out pissed that I drove all the way out here for this I asked to see other girl (s) and was told 'busy'.

Basically your typical garbage North Seattle AMP.

Fed Way and Tacoma bound for hopefully better scenes.

Stay Safe Gents.

What was the total damage? Sounds intriguing.

[BronteDunn]

Evening gents,

In town for a few days, and was wondering if there are any good places in town?

Any info would be helpful. PM is fine.

Thank you.

Nothing on Bainbridge nor in Poulsbo.

[Marius1977]

Evening gents,

In town for a few days, and was wondering if there are any good places in town?

Any info would be helpful. PM is fine.

Thank you.

[Avn11]

Went to Fall Health in Bellevue yesterday. Seemed pretty busy since I had to wait 10 min (late afternoon). Seemed like two girls working there cause the one who lead in in the room was not the one who massaged me. Probably late 30's to early 40's? HE was nice and slow that started when I was on my stomach. Didn't mention price at all which was a plus.

[GoaThillBilly]

What was the total damage? Sounds intriguing.

Was wondering the same, seems TGTBT to me. I stopped in there a year or so ago and didn't like what I saw and left. Young, hot, and BBBJ? If true, that's rare in these parts.