Massage Parlor Reports

[MartyByrde]

Let me know what I did wrong!

First off, I never place money out where the woman can see it. I personally think that is not a good idea.

Secondly, I negotiate as best as I can for services / price. Sometimes I am lucky and "hit the jackpot", but sometimes strike out. Besides your behavior and how you present yourself, it depends on the woman. Some are more "loose" than others.

For those times where I have been lucky, I can typically get BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS for a total amount of between $200 and $240. And if it's at an AMP, those figures also include the "60 "house fee" (I always book an hour).

As for when I climax, I take my time, and most of the women are fine with that. And at some AMPs, after doing the "deed", and if there is any time left, the gal will continue on with a massage.

Off topic, but has anyone been to the spot on Pac Hwy & 272nd above the laundromat? LOL! What a location.

I have been there a few times (but not recently). It's kind of hit and miss with 1) the "quality" of the woman you get, and 2) whether a HE / HJ is provided or not.

[Jonderin]

Let me know what I did wrong!

Off topic, but has anyone been to the spot on Pac Hwy & 272nd above the laundromat? LOL! What a location.

You already know you paid too much. Say all the things you were thinking of saying but stayed quiet. There's not much more to it.

I prefer the places where they actually do the massage. That way if I pay $60 up front and for whatever reason change my mind about the rest at least I get a massage out of it. I don't always pay the full amount up front unless I already know what will happen or I've been there before.

[Overdoser]

Saw TomaIn's report & wanted to check this place out. I must be a bad monger, cause I didn't get the same deal hah. I'm still learning so whatever I guess. Next time I'll do the exact same thing hah.

I walked in hit the buzzer on the front desk & a very attractive lady with hair to her ribs greeted me. She was wearing a slip on / off dress that was nice. She had a tight ass & perky tits!

I paid the. 6 house fee & she let me in the back & immediately started touching my chest & body as she took me to a room. She commented a LOT about how young I look, saying I looked like I was in my 20's (I wish).

(Tomain said he put all the money up front at the desk, so that might be where I fucked up).

She stayed in the room while I undressed & did a couple LEO style checks I assume? When I got to my boxers she kinda pulled them out so she could see inside hah. She grabbed my dick over the boxers as well. I just took them off & she did a little reach around from behind & asked for money. I only took $$ with me cause that's what I saw in the review, but she wanted a full $$ once I was in the room. Again, I'm not good at this haha. I'll refer you to my old post about negotiating with your dick out. I probably should have said "I already gave you. 6", but I didn't. Probably should have said "are you going to give me a massage, then?" but I didn't. I settled for a CBJ / HJ instead. I just gave her the $.4 I had. I know, I know. I paid too much. My bad.

She took off her dress & let me grab her tits & ass a lot. She had nice perky tits, & this is coming from an ass man. She kept her legs pretty tight, but didn't mind me rubbing her pus a bit. Didn't get any fingers in, she was pretty dry down there. I also noticed a very large scar going up the side of her waist, just FYI. Wasn't a turn off, but I'm always wondering if some of these providers are post-ops LOL. Probably shouldn't be playing a dangerous game like this if I'm worried about stuff like that. But that's another story.

She did the CBJ, some ball licking. I think she was getting a little irritated that I didn't bust immediately? I'm still learning that aspect of it. Do y'all just take your time? Do you try & finish early or just use up the whole time? Do they ask you to hurry up? She would just stop & kinda look at me like "anything?" but I'm just a tough bust. Especially if it's CBJ haha, take that shit off! She eventually did, but only for the HE. She got on the table though so I could see her pussy / ass pretty good & had two handfuls of tits while she finished me off.

It was fun, but I was hoping to fuck. Might hit it again though. But there's plenty of other spots.

Name I got was Apple. Spent $$ total.

Let me know what I did wrong!

Off topic, but has anyone been to the spot on Pac Hwy & 272nd above the laundromat? LOL! What a location.

[Provo RM]

I hadn't heard anything about Elite for a while so I cruised by yesterday to see if it was open again. Turns out they are open. I went in and Lee greeted me. I asked nicely if anyone else was working and she said she was the only one there. She was in her forties probably, not too attractive but the little head told me to I'd be happy later. To cut to the chase, fifteen minutes later I'm sliding it in. I go in quite easily, since she's loose enough I think two or three of us could go in at the same time. Regardless, now I'm banging away at her, and between having a condom on and now realising that she's just downright fugly, I can't keep it up any longer. I mention the condom issue and ask if I can take it off for a BBBJ and she says nooooo. So I decide to just finish without finishing, ya know? As I'm sitting in the car, I realise that if I met her at a party or something, and we hit it off and she offered to go back to her place, I wouldn't do her for free, so WTH am I dropping two bills on her for?

Won't repeat.

[Moose21]

1230 S 336th St Unit B Federal Way. I have been there about 3 times and only had quality service once and shorted significant time each visit.

Have been there multiple times. The only time I was shorted is when I saw Eva right before she had an appointment with someone who called in. They thought I was the one who called ahead. Paid for an hour but only received 30 minutes. Didn't mind because Eva was BBFS friendly so it was worth the extra $20. .

Have scheduled 30 minutes since but Summer had me upgrade to 60 last time so she could finish the hour with a nice head massage. Sure wish she was as open as Eva was. Can't even get her to budge on BBBJ.

[Seattleik]

I've been to the sunshine massage gotten FS there a couple months back, orchid is just R&T no FS, river massage has 3 girls and FS is great there in my experience as well as T&why massage good FS as well and ocean massage on 336 st suite b by a deli provides FS not the one by Thomas Kinkade castle, believe that's just a rub and tug place, happy foot is nice as well for FS.

Sup y'all.

Going to hit an AMP again tomorrow or Friday. Going for that FS this time! Anyway, I do a lot of driving on Pac Hwy & there are a lot of AMPs that look sketchy as hell. I was wondering if anyone has hit that one on on Pac Hwy & 312/31x where the Karaoke place is?

There's also two back to back spots on Pac Hwy & Dash Point Rd: Orchid Massage & Sunshine Massage? Anyone been there?

And then there's the Ocean Spa I thought was being referred to in previous posts, but I guess that's a different one. This one is right next to the Thomas Kinkade castle structure on Pac Hwy & like 288th.

Thanks! I'll let you know how my trip goes, though it probably won't be one of these spots.

[UwHuskies87]

Went in today, and bumped into a guy at the counter, felt very weird!! Told that will come later and got out of there. Bummer! Waiting maybe anybody else confirms something? This thing alone didn't look promising for me.

That was probably the owner from the sounds of the previous poster stating he knows the owner in real life. I've been on 3 separate occasions and the guy was there in his office each time. He greeted me the first two times I went in. Obviously he probably knows what goes down but the extra "income" is worth it for him as long as the place stays clean. Just my two cents.

[Overdoser]

Sup y'all.

Going to hit an AMP again tomorrow or Friday. Going for that FS this time! Anyway, I do a lot of driving on Pac Hwy & there are a lot of AMPs that look sketchy as hell. I was wondering if anyone has hit that one on on Pac Hwy & 312/31x where the Karaoke place is?

There's also two back to back spots on Pac Hwy & Dash Point Rd: Orchid Massage & Sunshine Massage? Anyone been there?

And then there's the Ocean Spa I thought was being referred to in previous posts, but I guess that's a different one. This one is right next to the Thomas Kinkade castle structure on Pac Hwy & like 288th.

Thanks! I'll let you know how my trip goes, though it probably won't be one of these spots.

[TomaIn]

Can you clarify which of the Ocean Spas you have experienced this behaviour at?

Thanks.

1230 S 336th St Unit B Federal Way. I have been there about 3 times and only had quality service once and shorted significant time each visit.

[Don708]

Went ahead and toftt them today. 60 house + 50 to her.

She looked to be mid 30's. About 5'6" with an average build (not fat or skinny). C cups and round ass. She was wearing a thigh length dress. I thought it was going to be legit when she first came in and pulled the cover up and over me. Massage was better than average for medium pressure. For about the first 10 minutes she kept the cover over me while she worked on my back. Then too the cover off and started with the oils. No hints or teasing but I was enjoying the massage. Then she put her leg against my hand that was hanging over to let me test the water and she didn't move away. At the end she finally started teasing and then had me flip. Only offed HE but took her time. Allowed full OTC roaming and UTC under the dress but not under her underwear. After the HE, she covered me back up and continued the massage. She gave me hints of what might be on the menu with more visits by kissing through the sheet and by straddling me with the sheet between us.

Well worth the experience and will repeat. Place is easy to find and plenty of parking. Interior was clean and room was of a decent size. Only 15 min from where I work so will probably frequent more often.

Went in today, and bumped into a guy at the counter, felt very weird!! Told that will come later and got out of there. Bummer! Waiting maybe anybody else confirms something? This thing alone didn't look promising for me.

[JMirage]

I mean, at least a hint, city, something so we can have a treasure hunt, PM also works!! Please, sounds amazing! What was the $damage?

Went to this AMP close to my house before the pandemic, regular AMP, tinted windows but got regular massage no extras, this time went to the same place with no intentions of extras just wanted a massage for my sore back. Went in and was asked the fees upfront by a almost 50 yr old asian woman, not great looking there was a younger girl inside but I dint ask, and was a bit surprised since they dint ask for payment last time right till the end. Went in and stripped down to my boxers and got under the sheet. Older lady comes in and asks is it your first time here? I said yes just to see where things go.

She sees my boxers and pulls them down a bit to and massages my back and then with in 2 minutes asks if she could remove my boxers, before I could say yes, she yanks them down and I was instantly rock hard and she throws the sheets away and immediately goes super sensual and starts playing with my butthole and balls, after 10 minutes of intense teasing she asks me to turn around and she said small man big dick (probably to boost my ego) proceeds to give me a HJ, I asked if I could touch her boobs, she said yes and before she had a chance I put my hand inside her shirt and her bra, she just smiled and I asked if I could suck her boobs (almost never works for me) she said Yes, surprisingly she had big boobs and pointy nipples which I sucked while she was giving me a HJ with one hand and fingering my butt with another (awesome experience), after a big load she cleaned me up and said she will clean me up and massage me.

I turn around and she massages my back, after 5 minutes she goes back to my legs and gets super sensual again, I was not sure If I could get hard so quickly and was about to ask her to stop but she was so good I got hard again and this time it probably surprised her and she went full crazy and sensual that I was on all fours and she started milking me and my prostate. After 5 minutes she asks me to turn around, gives her left boob for me to suck and gave me another HJ. I was in heaven. After cleaning me up she smiles and says 3 ? I was like no way and looked at my phone to see a bunch of emails that I had to reply, I said I had to leave and she asks how much will I tip her, I said. 4 and she was so happy that I was like, what the hell is going on? I get dressed she comes back and tells me her name and asks me to make an appointment next time with her to make sure I get her.

As I leave I still could not believe the experience I had, it was by far the best AMP experience I had, I don't think I will go for FS as she is older and chubby but man o man, she is was the best. I know you guys probably want me to give you the name, but I would like to go a few times before the magic fades after which I will share the location and her name.

[MartyByrde]

Why did you write this NerdyGuy if you are not going to tell us where it is at?

To me it is useless without that little detail.

Yes, that is an important detail!

Also, when I go to an AMP, after entering the room, I strip completely, then lie on the table face down. Most of the time the woman just starts from there. Sometimes they will put a towel on my ass, but it comes off somewhat "quickly".

[MassageMeow]

The last few times I have been by, the gate has been locked, then the parking lot was closed off for work, and now the facade is being completely redone.

Anyone know if they are open during this time?

[HarleySteve]

Why did you write this NerdyGuy if you are not going to tell us where it is at?

To me it is useless without that little detail.

Went to this AMP close to my house before the pandemic, regular AMP, tinted windows but got regular massage no extras, this time went to the same place with no intentions of extras just wanted a massage for my sore back. Went in and was asked the fees upfront by a almost 50 yr old asian woman, not great looking there was a younger girl inside but I dint ask, and was a bit surprised since they dint ask for payment last time right till the end. Went in and stripped down to my boxers and got under the sheet. Older lady comes in and asks is it your first time here? I said yes just to see where things go.

She sees my boxers and pulls them down a bit to and massages my back and then with in 2 minutes asks if she could remove my boxers, before I could say yes, she yanks them down and I was instantly rock hard and she throws the sheets away and immediately goes super sensual and starts playing with my butthole and balls, after 10 minutes of intense teasing she asks me to turn around and she said small man big dick (probably to boost my ego) proceeds to give me a HJ, I asked if I could touch her boobs, she said yes and before she had a chance I put my hand inside her shirt and her bra, she just smiled and I asked if I could suck her boobs (almost never works for me) she said Yes, surprisingly she had big boobs and pointy nipples which I sucked while she was giving me a HJ with one hand and fingering my butt with another (awesome experience), after a big load she cleaned me up and said she will clean me up and massage me.

I turn around and she massages my back, after 5 minutes she goes back to my legs and gets super sensual again, I was not sure If I could get hard so quickly and was about to ask her to stop but she was so good I got hard again and this time it probably surprised her and she went full crazy and sensual that I was on all fours and she started milking me and my prostate. After 5 minutes she asks me to turn around, gives her left boob for me to suck and gave me another HJ. I was in heaven. After cleaning me up she smiles and says 3 ? I was like no way and looked at my phone to see a bunch of emails that I had to reply, I said I had to leave and she asks how much will I tip her, I said. 4 and she was so happy that I was like, what the hell is going on? I get dressed she comes back and tells me her name and asks me to make an appointment next time with her to make sure I get her.

As I leave I still could not believe the experience I had, it was by far the best AMP experience I had, I don't think I will go for FS as she is older and chubby but man o man, she is was the best. I know you guys probably want me to give you the name, but I would like to go a few times before the magic fades after which I will share the location and her name.

[Anony]

I was considering an encore visit at ET but saw that their front door is all messed up. The glass door is replaced with a particle board and a crudely open sign, spray painted on it. My spidey sense told me to stay away.

Also saw that Ever Green Spa changed its name to just Green Spa up the road. Didn't that place just change its name from Four Seasons not too long ago? Are broken doors and name changes red flags I should be weary about, or am I just paranoid?