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[AussieFury]

Same thing is happening in the Tac / FedWay massage section: spa owners are posting fake reviews. Here's what to look out for:

1) Low post count. It's important for us to report them and get them banned early, before their post count can rise to look more legit.

2) Low quality post history. They either only post reviews of amazing girls and / or pointless replies that add nothing to a convo.

3) Fuzzy on the money. Review doesn't mention money other than the house fee. They want people coming in with as little info as possible.

4) Incorrect details. They mention girls who are long gone and / or other details that don't apply to the AMP in question, like mentioning a couch at a spa where no rooms have couches, etc. Often also takes the form of wild exaggeration, such as the provider climaxing from the back of the clients hand rubbing her (I wish I was making that up).

5) Usually include the address and/or a link to an ad. Of course, this could also just be a helpful member. But if a shill account checks the top four boxes, its probably gonna also include this one.

6) The review sounds like its written by ChatGPT because it is. Run on sentences, slightly awkward metaphors. The English doesn’t sound like a non-native speaker but it also doesnt sound QUITE right. Often the paragraphs are missing because it’s copy and pasted not authored on this site. If you have any experience reading AI-authored copy, youll know what Im talking about.

Let's report every post so Admin can ID and ban these fools before their post counts make it easier to hide. Ive reported two that arent far below this post. Please do the same when you find these posts here. They match all six checklist items.

THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THIS INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY QUOTING THEM AND REPRINTING THEIR COPY?????

A2

[SkeletonKey6]

CFG {Chinese Fuckery Group} is the label for these type of spa owners who habitually promise 'young hot beautiful girls' while delivering auntie / grannie cold garbage.

Looks like the owners are now doing their pay bs reviews over here from rubmaps, we will have more fake review like this so hobbyist proceed with caution when go to the shop and not finding the girl there.

[BigPurpleSnake]

The first pic in the ad was generated by AI.

I highly doubt any of the girls in that ad work there.

[AsianAmor]

The first pic in the ad was generated by AI.

[Silk112]

Location: https://everett.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23124031.html.

Parking lot was clear, walked in and was greeted by tiny Diana. Diana stands at about 5'3" tall; you will instantly recognize her ideal spinner body with her perfectly thin body. There's no fat on this girl LOL; long brown hair; small to medium oval sized flat face; tiny facial features; small lips; big eyes; she has really nice size C breasts that complement her frame perfectly; she has perfect medium sized nipples and are pillow soft; she has the body of a teenager basically; and she has a small butt as you would expect on a skinny girl. Diana is your quintessential spinner and you can manipulate her to your heart's content.

Had a quick massage. I kind of rushed it as I wanted to unwrap this tiny spinner and get as much naked time with her as possible. She obliged and removed her tiny top and short skirt to reveal a really nice set of CS. She had me go back down for a tit rub followed by some TUMA (must be a new thing here). She had me flip then some high quality BBBJ while I played with her rack and tiny ass.

Motioned her it was time, so she grabbed the Hat, applied it in a single unroll for a CBJ (girl got skills). Diana lubed up and rode me for a bit CG then had me get on top for some Mish. She was having a hard time taking it all in (bottoming out), so she had me flip back over and asked the magic question "can you cum in my mouth? Hell ya! She worked that BBBJ until I finally blew in her mouth, she spit out into some tissues & then quickly cleaned me up as time was almost up.

If you like 'them tiny, Diana's the girl to see!

[AvereageQ]

$$ for a DIY?!

Based on his report, it was $$ for 1 hour; massage, DATY, CBJ, and CFS. The YMMV standard price.

[Ultimate90]

I gave $$ all in, no complaints from her or any haggling.

$$ for a DIY?!

[HouseFriedRice]

Thanks for the report! What was the total damage? I can't do $260, only $200, and don't want to have to negotiate.

I gave $$ all in, no complaints from her or any haggling.

[Thefourtwo5]

The Korean AAMPs are generally great. But the Korean AMPs in the South End? Not so much. Phone operator pitches all three spots in the same text:

Stopped by the Auburn one and OOF. Smells like smoke and two chubby grannies with WAY too much makeup were there. I can't imagine anyone wanting to stay for any reason.

I texted the PO and said the ladies there were way too old. So he sent me these attached images of the "new girls. ".

Yeah, right.

I haven't heard of any winners at any of theae three spots. Always a granny.

Anyone have any different intel?

I've been to the Fed Way and Tacoma spots. Both were in their late 40's, early 50's decent looking but nothing out of this world. I stayed for both, one hour, CBJ, cfs. Funny thing is I hit that Tacoma spot right after I saw Bella at her place. She didn't satisfy me at all, was heavier than pics and lame.

[Efurufe]

Saw QQ recently...
She's here until the end of the month and is a solid choice!

Thanks for the report! What was the total damage? I can't do $260, only $200, and don't want to have to negotiate.

[GlobalHawk]

Having been to Mana Massage near Whole Foods a few times, they're a 50/50 self-serve spot. Probably not to the taste of some of the hardcore mongers on this board but if the "will they / won't they" suspense and being watched by a legit masseuse excites you then it could be a good spot for you. First time I went it slowly graduated from a mediocre massage to light teasing around the pelvic region. Although I've gone through the usual AMP dynamic quite a few times it was quite fun to "pretend" like we were both caught up in the moment and a legit massage spontaneously turned into something more. Probably a 1/5 experience for mongers with high expectations but if you're not too jaded and are charming enough, you can probably turn a legit massage here into something slightly more. Although I will say I haven't seen any staff that works here yet that's young and attractive, only ones who are 50+.

Re-upping this. Have had fantastic experiences with Jenny at Mana Massage. Build trust with her, tip her well, and see where it goes. A legit, licensed masseuse who will take her time with a deep tissue massage, slowly switch to light, teasing touches, lots of inner thigh / ass teasing, and on the flip will continue the game. She's never gone further than that with me, but has dumped oil in my hand, guided me to my junk, and encouraged me to finish myself.

[HouseFriedRice]

Saw QQ recently. Had to wait for her to finish with another monger, but at least there was a little space heater in the room to keep me warm.

Likes to chat while giving massage. Massage itself was ok, not great but she put the effort in. Giving the usual signs I think she had me flipping after about 15 minutes. She wanted to start me off with a CBJ, but I insisted on some DATY first. She's trimmed and tasted good, plenty responsive. She was gripping my arms and held my hands sometimes and was getting sweaty hands at some point, not sure if that meant she was getting more and more into it since I was eating her out for a good 10 minutes. I did notice that she's got some pretty beefy hands, I'm assuming that's from giving massages rather than the off chance that she's a TS because outside of that she's got a very feminine body with natural tits, but it does seem like she's had a fair amount of plastic surgery on her face. After DATY she proceeded to give me a good CBJ, I had to focus a little to not pop right there.

I entered her with ease in mish and she got into it. She did want me to pound her harder, but I didn't want to blow so fast so I took my time making sure to thrust toward her G spot. I was deciding if I wanted to go doggy or prone, but then pulled her up by the shoulders so that we sat facing each other. I fucked her sitting up and was still wondering if I could keep going, but then she started fucking me harder until I had to pop. She cleaned me up and then continued to give me a massage. Again she gets an A for effort, though I think she was pinching me with the space between her nails and her fingertips so it kind of hurt when she was massaging my neck, but the head / scalp massage was great. She kept doing this until the other MT asked if she was done, but she ended up giving me the full hr even though it was past closing time.

I think she is prob ~35 from the way her body felt (she's lean, but a bit flabby if that makes any sense). The plastic surgery on the face tightens it up, but I'm pretty sure she's a little older than her face suggests.

She's here until the end of the month and is a solid choice!

[Xxp13]

K angels cancelled on me, so I stopped by here.

I had a really nice session here with Nana. She can be mid 20's to mid 30's, but she has a really nice body. Full natural C cups. One of the most beautiful groomed (with hair) pussy with a nicely shaped clit. She was wearing a makeup an I would say very cute.

Started with an okay 45 minute massage. Nothing special, no teasing. She did hint about moving my hands to grab her behind or legs. On the flip, she asked for a donation. I gave her 2 on top of. 6 (entry) just because she is very hot and sexy IMHO.

She took off her top and allowed me to play and suck on those chests. She gave lots of kisses all over my body. She gave a very enthusiastic BBBJ and BLS. I returned the favor and had a feast on her body. No DFK. DATY was allowed and enjoyed. No FIV. She got really loud and I could her the people from the other room laughing. Lots of encouragement were given. Switched CFS and pounded it hard. She was very wet and tight. I blew in the bag.

I have no regrets dropping 2. 6 (includes entry) on this one. I was really satisfied and happy. I went over 1 hr.

[Chanko]

Started out the night going to Ocean Asian Massage. It's a small massage place next to a Casino. The parking was pretty packed but it's not facing a main street. Either way, I wouldn't call it low-key. As I walked in, I was greeted by a lady probably in 50's. I kept asking her how much a massage was and she kept trying to get me in the room. I asked her what type of massage was offered there and she was very explicit in her response. I then asked who would be my masseuse and she said herself. At that point, I just told her I'd come back later and left.

Then I went to Star Point Massage. It was pretty quiet but facing a main road (Lake City Way). As I walked in, I was greeted by a lady probably in her late 20's or early 30's. She had a cute face but definitely had surgery on her face. Asked her the prices and went with $50 for hh massage. Around 15 minutes in, I was flipped and propositioned. I accepted and she took off her clothes. Completely natural C cups and tight body. Definitely very attractive overall. Service was not as good as other places. BJ kind of hurt and immediately told me to get on top. Normally used to some ballsack sucking - CBJ - Them on top - Me on top - Finishing.