Massage Parlor Reports

[SkeletonKey6]

From what I've read about it, better prices and quality.

Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.

[MichaelT87]

Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.

I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).

[BimForFun]

Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.

Well I ended up at VIP. Didn't get the name, dark hair and big tits, prolly 50, not chubby but not thin either. Not very playful during the table shower which was a bad sign. She did scrub my ass really well, but no PM or even body slide, kept her dress on the whole time. On to the room, ho hum massage, flip CBJ and cfs.

When did the north end go all covered? I won't be back to VIP. I did get a Christmas present, gave me this as I was dressing. It won't be part of my desk set at home! VIP monogramed pen and flashlight.

[SkeletonKey6]

They bait & switched at 3103 a few months ago and after I was noticeably annoyed got a txt from same number pushing this sketchy ass Junezilla location. Same m. O. Where they txt you beauties and deliver beasts. Avoid these CFG a-holes like the plague they are. Someone ought to compile a parody ad using "Aromatherapy courtesy of Stale Chinese Food and Wet Feet" as their tagline haha.

Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass.

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[ZoooBus]

FYI A2 has requested that we don't quote the shill ads here since that makes more text he has to delete. He wants us to press the Report Post link only.

That is a very good idea. Quoting them only makes it worse. Though there is another clearly fake review where the faux monger claims that he got an hour of CFS for $1. 20 total. Oh, and she was hot too. If the parking lot is not full with a line of guys outside the door you have to know that the review is fake.

Oh well, as I said on rants and raves "Unicorns everywhere!

[BimForFun]

Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.

[Sea He Newb]

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

Eternity is a bit north, but pretty great. Yami is amazing when it comes to teasing and build up. No touching though.

[PoonHunter2]

Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass.

It's also in a terrifying location. There's a shooting every 6 months next door at the smoke shop. You couldn't pay me to go there.

[AussieFury]

Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass.

[AussieFury]

Another totally BS review.

FYI A2 has requested that we don't quote the shill ads here since that makes more text he has to delete. He wants us to press the Report Post link only.

[WaRubMonger]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

I'd like to thank you for not only creating more work for me but actually making the spam more effective by reprinting it. Since you don't fucking know let me educate you about how advertising works. The more a message gets put in front of somebodies eyes the more likely the person is to buy because they don't really remember the content, they just remember "hey, I'm seeing a lot about this place." The douchebags that spam us know there are assholes like you that can't wait to call them out, that's one of the reasons they keep doing it so seriously, sincerely let me thank you from the bottom of my fucking heart for causing me more work to remove your post and honestly thank you more for encouraging people to spam more.

I've only talked about this a thousand fucking times but some of you assholes just don't give a fuck, it's like you have call out disease.

Seriously, thanks

Have a nice fucking day

A2

[Saffrole]

I stopped at the place behind Subway last Wednesday and met up with a lady named 'lala' or something like that. She looks around 30 years old with a very good body. Nice round butt and tits. She was very affectionate and jumped right into the teasing. Got me on the table and thought she was going to start BBBJ, but then, disappointingly, put on the cover before she started. She gave about as good a CBJ as you can get for a few minutes, and then climbed on top and either was really enjoying herself or did a great job of acting like she was. I probs won't go back because of the lack of BBBJ, but if that's not important to you, I highly recommend her.

[Gvbdc]

LOL. I need to get back on visiting places again so I can provide more helpful content, as it's been a while. Any suggestions on how to moderate these spam posts.

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

Yes, use the fucking report post button we gave you.

I'd also like to personally thank you for making more work for me and for making the spam more effective. Seriously, thank you very fucking much. Because now that I've wasted my time getting rid of the posts quoting the spammer I can actually take care of the spammer that somebody was kind enough to report.

Before you say it, we see the forum very differently than you do, you're looking at posts in chronological order on one thread, you have context. We see all moderated posts in chronological order forum wide. Catching spam posts is nearly impossible for us, hence the fucking report post button.

I'm so tired of saying this 27 fucking time a day, every day.

A2

[Mitch Cor]

Chinese Tuina in Bellevue is under new management now. Anyone try them yet? Looks like new signage up, etc.

[Silk112]

There were 2 girls available. My buddy is a regular here and says this is one of his favorite places ever. After seeing Tiffani, I can see why.

The eddy is：https://goo.gl/maps/yfBof1XFvY8XnBUg8.

When she came back in, she provided such a nice massage. Her hands were soft and sensual and she pressed on my back with great skill. I felt her breasts and reached under her dress to play with her kitten. I pulled down her panties soon after that and she tells me to turn over. My pole is up and she starts a nice CBJ. Then she mounts me, switched positions a couple of times. I pounded into her clean shaven pussy. She's tight and very moist. I sucked on her breasts and she got on top, gyrating on top of me. She rode back and forth, and I sucked on her nipples. She had a beautiful body and her skin was so smooth. I finally busted and it felt amazing. She cleaned me up and I left happily.