Massage Parlor Reports

[k__rat]

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.

I guess. Under the maxim of "don't do more than one crime at a time" it would seem more advisable to launder dirty money through a legit spa (or other cash business). AMPs draw LE attention all the time, why take the extra legal risk? Even a strip club seems like a less risky way to launder dirty money.

[Justice2001]

Anyone that has been can you recommend any names? Heard some older there but looking if they have any younger ones. About to go soon and I'll report back.

[Gostz1953]

Let me preface this by saying I am an accountant. My father was an accountant for 35 years. His GF is an owner of a spa in the area. They have plenty of cash and make tons of money at these shops. The problem is all the cash. Most of the girls that own these places in the area has an out of state girl that is on the lease and business license. That lady gets a cut of everything. They usually live in Hawaii or somewhere nice. Just raking in because they have the heat on them, but it looks like they have a profitable business, but a lot of the cash gets paid out to the working girls, mamasan and manager. Then the lady that manages it gets her cut. These girls get a W2 salary and everything. And cash. But they usually have to start another business like a nail salon to wash the cash through to be able to use it for loans etc. That business looks very profitable and doing well, but it's because of the cash being injected into it. 10 K a month isn't hard to put through a nail salon to wash it. Imagine owning 4. The rest that can't get washed through a business, get's washed through the casino. Take it there. Play table games for a while, take it out. Put money in slots, win some, lose some. They have around 100 W2 gs from the casinos a year. There is a money man that goes to each store throughout the day and picks up the cash. Sometimes multiple times a day. So they never leave it there long.

I know that they hide the cash they take in on site and move it out multiple times a day. So they probably don't ever have much cash on site.

There is something weird that doesn't add up from a money standpoint about most AMPs. And whatever is weird has been that way (weird) for a long time.

[EastsideD]

I walked in and they offer couples massage on the menu plus salt treatment is that usually a sign its legit? And the massassam looked older not sure if she was there to massage or not.

They're almost legit. My MT was looking over her shoulder and after some hesitation agreed to HE. Massage was pretty good.

[Marko Ramius]

How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd gues maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.

*dons tin foil hat*

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.

I know that they hide the cash they take in on site and move it out multiple times a day. So they probably don't ever have much cash on site.

There is something weird that doesn't add up from a money standpoint about most AMPs. And whatever is weird has been that way (weird) for a long time.

[JMirage]

My regular legit massage girl is moving after 4 years. So I'm looking for a replacement in the and. Seattle, east side, up to Everett area.

If anyone knows of one that gives a great masaage, like deep sports style, and works on problem areas please share. Could be with or without extras, but in my experience, most of the extra girls can be good, but not great.

[GoaThillBilly]

How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd guess maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.

*dons tin foil hat*

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.

Your theory, which seems reasonable explains why there are new AMPs popping up all the time around Marysville and maybe LE is getting a kickback. It would be interesting (and boring) to watch a place for a few hours and see how busy (or not) that they are. As for the fact that some accept credit cards, that's true, but how many hobbyists use them at AMPs? I know I won't, no way.

[LikeThat888]

Did she take you by the hand to your room? This sounds like Cici who used to work at Aroma Valley Massage on 65th. She is indeed sexy and I was wondering where she went.

Greeted at door by Cici wearing a sleek robe which she quickly opened enough for me to see her low cut top underneath. Led me to room, and turned on space heater as I was first appointment early morning. Paid house fee and she quickly warmed me up. Gorgeous and playful. One of best looking I've been with. Was short on cash so settled for boob / nipple sucking along with mostly otc BTW. While she teased, tugged and stroked. HJ Finish. Will see her again when I've got enough $ for an appropriate tip. Got to believe she would be incredible.

[Kinkaid69]

How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd gues maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.

*dons tin foil hat*

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.

My take on it is because a lot of these businesses are ran by criminal enterprises and are often armed believe it or not unlike dispensary's (muscle ha! What will that do?) not to mention all the surveillance cameras inside and outside of these places. Also, dispensaries deal SOLELY in cash, AMPs for the most part do (some places take card.

[LikeThat888]

Great session with Cici early morning. Greeted at door by her wearing a slinky robe open enough to show her lowcut top. Led me to room and turned on heater. House standard. 6. Temp was cold as had just opened but she warmed me up quickly. She's gorgeous and playful. Probably best I've seen. I was short on $, so mostly limited to boob play / sucking and mostly OTC everywhere BTW. Will see her again when I can tip her better. Got to believe she's an incredible experience!

[LikeThat888]

WeirdI always found Amy to be the most consistent combo experienceskilled and enthusiastic in both departments. She'll be missed if she went back to Chinahopefully Alice is right and then maybe she'll resurface.

Tried the new place on 101st and Greenwood seems like a legit place, but the massage was worth the cost, at least.

Saw Amy at Yili the other day. So if she had been gone, she's back. Beautiful face with great C's to play with. Slim waist and tight ass. Said she's 28, and I'm believing her. Space heater had temp in room way up, and she was sweating about 5 minutes in. Off came her top and the fun began. . 6 + benjamin. Great attitude and I left feeling great.

[Loren Daiz]

First I'll say that this sucks you have to post this. I can't believe it so blatant.

Cutiefire24 claims she does on profile but not confirmed. She's also one of the hottest Asian providers I've seen.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?543562-Cutefire24

Wanting a massage parlor I might try "new spa" in Everett and see Tina. Damn hot too but have no idea for sure but provider's there vary in ethnic background.

Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.

[Gpc1085]

I am really surprised that they don't get robbed since they deal mainly in cash. Weed shops also deal mainly in cash and are robbed a lot.

My take on it is because a lot of these businesses are ran by criminal enterprises and are often armed believe it or not unlike dispensary's (muscle ha! What will that do?) not to mention all the surveillance cameras inside and outside of these places. Also, dispensaries deal SOLELY in cash, AMP’s for the most part do (some places take card.

[ShinamotoJason]

1. Lisa at Magnolia in Renton, early thirties, Chinese, amazing ass & legs, natural small Cs, pretty enough, $$. 5, available until early Feb 2024.

2. Rumor says a brand new K-org launching in the first week of Jan 2024; Bellevue??

3. Bebe, a classy K-GFE & K-Spa hybrid model, formerly with Lily Massage on Lake City Way, will visit Seattle in mid Jan or Feb 2024; TBA.

[Shogun Hua]

Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.

Please check out post #3128 in the Tacoma massage thread. I am not sure where that guy went, but sounds like they work with AA guys. Take it with a grain of salt though, sounds like that place is inconsistent or doesnt provide extras at all.

Another option could be Vancouver BC. Good luck!