Massage Parlor Reports

[GonnaRaiseHell]

Going to be on a 30 day cruise with many long stretches at sea. What is the likelihood of finding some happiness. I know better than to ask the massage therapists in the spa.

[Gostz1953]

Nail salons. - These are not used to launder much money anymore especially by the Chinese. Think much bigger when regarding the Chinese using our financial and legal systems. What's big for them right now is Real Estate. Again, I'm an accountant, I do taxes. I had a client sell a multi million dollar apartment complex on Yarrow bay. Nice location right, the person that bought it paid 1 million more than anybody else offered. They were Chinese still living in China. They turned the damn apartment complex into a pregnant Chinese anchor baby resort for women. IE, they have a pregnant Chinese woman come to America, stay there until the birth of their child and voula. USA Citizenship for the child. They pay upwards of $50 K a person to bring over here and get the Citizenship for their kid. 8 different apartments. 1 girl per apartment a year is 400 K a year in income. Making 10% on your investment of 4 million. Imagine they do two girls to an apartment? 800 k a year. 20% Return on Investment and they are getting citizenships. Fucking the USA twice by not reporting income (not paying taxes) because that money is paid in China before they get to the US and they only report a small but healthy amount of rental income in the US to make it look legit. Then they get another anchor baby in our system skirting the immigration process. Two fucks, and a creampie finish by China to the USA.

These spas are not to wash money. The girls already have a hard time reporting all the cash sales anyway. They actually take a ton of that cash home and never report it, but they have to report something so the money is deposited daily after the money man goes through the cash and approves of the amount of deposit. Holding back cash to pay the girls and everyone else. So a lot of that cash isn't ever reported and that's why you would never use a working girls spa to launder more cash.

The best Hollywood depiction in the last decades regarding laundering cash that was great was Breaking Bad (the car wash) and The movie The Accountant. Please God don't listen to anything about washing from the Ozarks as that's how you would get caught in like two minutes besides the river boat casinos. But at that point, if you are rich enough to own a riverboat casino, I don't see the point in making a cash printing business (a casino) illegitimate. But everything up to that, total crap how they did it. But the best and hands down the way you would do it today is the Accountant with Ben Afleck. He owned an accounting firm right, then the strip mall that that business operated out of. Then he had trusts and LLCs own all the other businesses in the strip mall. Total genius. You open cash businesses and if you own the strip mall you can inflate their rent to a point. Each business you can inject with dirty money every month. That's how you legitimately wash money now. Then you pay a lot of the profits in rent turning "Earned Income" into "passive rental income" that you don't have to pay self employment taxes on. (that's social security and Medicare) You can't do it all through one place as the cash banking laws make that almost impossible now, but you can slide some through a bunch of businesses. As you see though, it's not an easy process to wash money. The leg work and running these businesses to look legitimate is a full time job on it's own. Not to mention, you need a credit score and money to begin with to purchase the strip mall etc. That's why the wash rates are around 30-40%. The fee to wash and paying somebody's tax rate at 24%. You wouldn't want to wash with anybody over a tax rate of 24% else you are losing close to 50% of your money once the wash fee gets tacked on after the tax rate as the tax rate goes up to 32% after 24%.

Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.

It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper.

[HugsForLuv0]

So, I had this appointment at a place called Easter Wisdom Massage on State Ave in Marysville. Due to my hectic schedule / travels, I booked ahead and didn't really care who I got. After arriving, Candy gave me a nice hug and introduced herself. . Long black hair, limited English skills, looked to be in prime age like mid twenties. From the get-go, she was going a little too easy on the massage. All good. Had her concentrate on my thigh and legs instead of like the head or back to simplify things.

As things moved towards those level 1-level 2 specials, she perked up a bit. The hand job was pretty standard, similar to her massage. But if we're talking about her mouth and neck skills, they were top-notch. Seriously, she gave incredible head. Despite the gentle start, Candy managed to turn it around by the end. So, I gave her my usual tip. Not a bad experience at all.

[Gostz1953]

I know right, but it would be very common for my father to have a band of 20 K and his girl to have a band of 20 K a month to the casino. Take it as you may, I'm sure not all are as profitable and not all operate the same way. I think my father, since he dated an owner, and he was a good accountant, got her and her sisters to do it a certain way. He opened up the other businesses for them and everything to wash. She owned a well know spa. So that might be part of it. But, yes, a good spa, ownership and management is splitting close to 40 K a month cash on top of W2's.

Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.

It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper. I think it's partly why they're a little evasive about who is working. They have extra girls on the payroll, who take a cut to cash a "paycheck", but never have to show up. Why not? It'd be almost imposible to disprove.

[JMirage]

I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, .

If you even do some basic math with their prices and then look up what the average nail tech makes in Washington the it's pretty apprent there is a lot of unaccounted for cash.

Not a lot of laundering, just a lot of unreported earnings. They earn about 3 x what's reported. In the restraunt industry they expect a certain ratio of electronic to cash income. Not these places for some reason.

Source: the cash I spend on this hobby comes from nail techs.

[Thefourtwo5]

I have seen a few in Burien. A couple with entrances off the Main Street "back type Ally".

Anyone have news on these?

I've been to "Wellness Palace Spa" and "Smile Spa". Those are the names on RM anyway. Neither was FS for me, both standard HE. Smile Spa was an auntie, wellness I went to multiple times because she was young and attractive (at the time about a year ago) and gave a good massage. Both were $ total for the hour each time.

[Loren Daiz]

Can't keep the secret anymore. Visited twice and both times awesome!. I'd only see Tina as the other 3 gals I've seen in the lobby I prob wouldn't see but are prob Cuban, Creole (and my sure but not as hot as Tina who is viet and face 7 but body of 9 with awesome tits and great head game BBBJ. See Everett section for lots of discussion. Reason posting is she's is leaving Jan 2 for 1 month and then coming back but not sure if same location. Hottest aamp I've seen and best GFE with lots of dfk. Might try 3 times in a week! Go see! Yes called New spa.

[MyFunFriend101]

I have seen a few in Burien. A couple with entrances off the Main Street "back type Ally".

Anyone have news on these?

[MassageMeow]

Random question, does anyone know of a place, AMP or AAMP that does a legit manicure / pedicure with extras?

For years I was a nail biter so felt like my nails were too short for mani / pedis, but now I've kicked that habit, I'm looking to pick up a new habit as a reward to myself.

[Kinkaid69]

Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.

It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper. I think it's partly why they're a little evasive about who is working. They have extra girls on the payroll, who take a cut to cash a "paycheck", but never have to show up. Why not? It'd be almost imposible to disprove.

They have plenty of cash and make tons of money at these shops.

[DrtyHarry]

Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.

I have experienced this in a few Asian countries you go in for a haircut, or foot massage or waxing or pedicure and can proposition them for more. They usually have 2-3 back rooms that are reserved for "massage" once in there you can negotiate services and price. I have done this a few times during travel. In the US I have one experience where after a pedicure and foot massage in that beautiful hot water where you dip your feet. The foot massage was so good I almost fell asleep. I told her it felt great and wondered if she would do a neck, head, shoulder and back. She said sure and led me into a back room. I did not get much there but did get a handjob. I really feel that was the exception though. If anyone has any good intel please share. I really love Asian women and love having them work on my feet, neck etc with a little extra at the end.

[SkeletonKey6]

...How does it work in a barber shop? Now I kinda want to try this out. What should I be looking for in signage that indicates a place is worth investigating?...

10-15 years ago in the largest city in the South.

Dozens of great service K, Thai, Viet AMPs / aamps with too many hot young Asian providers to pick from was the norm. There was an occasional auntie granny lurking around, but they were certainly very uncommon unlike today's Seattle shitshow. Perhaps the market was simply better in general with a ton of oil & gas $$ going all around in a stupidly inexpensive COL city. (CFS was 160 for AMP, 180-200 for aamp).

That city was drowning in so much hot young K, Viet, and Thai pussy that I guess it overflowed into the legit hair salons (not barbershops). There were 3 different hair salons I remember visiting having UTR CFS that one could find on that old EECO AMP message board. Please post or DM if anyone knows of similar UTR salon goings on in the Seattle area currently.

[k__rat]

Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.

I had no idea this was ever a thing in the US. Happy Golden Street or whatever it was called in Beijing was impossible to walk down as single western man. The women working at the shops would literally come grab you by the arm and try to drag you inside. And the whole street was lined with them. At least it was that way twenty years ago, but I doubt much has changed.

But like I said I've never seen this in the US and don't inow how I'd even broach the topic. AMPs are easy, just run their calves and away you go. How does it work in a barber shop? Now I kinda want to try this out. What should I be looking for in signage that indicates a place is worth investigating? I've never seen an Asian style spinning "barber" sign in the US (and really they may be a little too on the nose.

I will say too that a really good scalp massage is one of the best non-sexual experiences ever. A good scalp massage *and* a BBBJ sounds like literal heaven.

[SkeletonKey6]

Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.

That's why you always see Korean Hair Salons, Chinese Nail salons,...

[Mustang13]

I guess. Under the maxim of "don't do more than one crime at a time" it would seem more advisable to launder dirty money through a legit spa (or other cash business). AMPs draw LE attention all the time, why take the extra legal risk? Even a strip club seems like a less risky way to launder dirty money.

That's why you always see Korean Hair Salons, Chinese Nail salons, or Thai restaurants very close by. And they are usually pretty nice with most up-to-date massage chairs, and what-not, with rarely anyone inside. Think about it.