Massage Parlor Reports

[Justice2001]

Tried Jenny. My first time there so I think she was feeling me out a bit because when she asked what to focus on I said thighs butt and shoulders she did mostly shoulders and no butt / thighs pretty much. Used her feet most of the time too. Kept me covered. Pulled my hair which was a first. Wasn't until the flip my dick flopped out and left it out a couple of seconds then respectfully covered myself, she said thank you. When she got to my legs and thighs that's when I acted like I liked it in a sensual way, moving my hips and legs, she got the hint and was more teasing, slower gentle strokes and even massaged my butt when I lifted my hips. Was still covered. Time ended and asked if I could manual and don't know if she got me but said no. I respected that, and that was the end. I suspect it would be more sensual and I could get at least a manual next time but don't know if I'll go back. Good massage but she was a little older than I like to get massages from. She's 60 ish but attractive for the age and seattle. But really good professional massage and did help me with my soreness.

If anyone knows more legit places like this with younger staff let me know. I like Legend spa in bothell but it’s way too far for me.

[GoldMinerLxv]

Welp I think I'm hanging up the spurs for 2024. To much time, effort and $$$ but I went out with a bang in the best sense of the word.

All this talk of New Spa Tina had me horny and curious so I made the drive north. I'll repeat what's been said. Sketch parking lot but oh well. Went inside and was greeted by a thin sexy Russian Girl (with the between the tits tattoos I don't love. I asked for Tina and she hollared across the truly awful interior of this place for her. It's seriously third world in there.

Regardless our comes an absolutely smoking hot 30-40 something asian smokeshow. My eyes are bugging out. She grabs my hand and pulls me into a room, even as she's in a too small micro dress with her massive fake titties literally dropping out. I don't even mess around, throw down 2. 4 and it is on. I strip and I'm on my back and she is already giving me DFK, grabbing me everywhere and shoving those amazing jugs in my face. Her body is unreal and I've been with KAngels. Tight, tone, sleek and petite.

A weird thing happens where she says, with awful English, that she needs to go for 10 minutes but Everytime she tried to leave she gives me more DFK, climbes on top of me, then off for amazing BBBJ that has me on the edge. She pulls herself away and seems to bring some things with for her upcoming trip maybe?

I lay back and start feeling pretty vulnerable in there but the thought of what just happened has me stroking myself hard. After not to long she's back in, strips and sees what I have been up too and I shit you not looks at my cock then me then licks her lips and she is on it. Hot, nasty, wet and forces herself on it, allows face fucking. I'm in heaven. I tell her to get on and she does with gusto, riding hard. We're making a ton of noise, our bodies slapping together. I easily scoop her up and roll her over and pound her senseless, shooting a massive load in the bag locked in insane DFK. Fucking girlfriend material (if it wasn't for the miles of cock she's had. But maybe even so)

I lay down and she offers a massage. And it was really bad. She throws on a robe and says she has to get water but again we keep kissing and groping. And she's the one initiating! She finally leaves and I rest but she tells me we're going again. I rest a little but get tired of lying face down, turn and stroke myself hard again. She comes back and throws off the towel gives me another horny look and says "let me do it". Jeezus ♥65039;.

Once again amazing BBBJ, she's forcing herself down for deep throat. Serious pornstar performance. I say I need to fuck her, she grabs another cover and we go at it again. I put her on her back again, grab her perfect hips, tight stomach and huge tits and pound til my heart's content. At one point I put a hand on her neck and she grabs it and makes me grip even tighter. Swoon. I blow another big one and she's almost disappointed I can't go on. Her kegals grip me so hard I almost passed out. I stay inside for a long time but finally pull out. She cleans me up, kinda poorly as they don't have great facilities, but lovingly and even dresses me. She keeps kissing throughout and if I wasn't near comatose I'd take her again. Lead by the hand and even more kissing at the front door. I felt so fucking special. I walk out in an absolute daze.

I mean, yea, make the drive. She would have easily let me blow in her mouth, done any position on earth and made me feel like an absolute emperor. The space is garbage and I hope she finds something better. Fucking her in a hotel room would be a dream come true. When she resurfaces get on this Smoking SMOKING hot Asian. This is a superstar who doesn't realize it yet.

Mic drop. Be safe out there guys. And know when to walk away. Peace.

Though not in the Seattle area, you're recount is very similiar to a GFE level experience I have been enjoying for a while now with a 30+ a year old provider I see weekly. She is so fucking addicting and even cooks food for me to take home if you can believe that. If I wasn't married I soon would be.

Sorry guys, but I can't share her location. She's one in a million and I hope you understand.

[DamianDono]

Welp I think I'm hanging up the spurs for 2024. To much time, effort and $$$ but I went out with a bang in the best sense of the word.

All this talk of New Spa Tina had me horny and curious so I made the drive north. I'll repeat what's been said. Sketch parking lot but oh well. Went inside and was greeted by a thin sexy Russian Girl (with the between the tits tattoos I don't love. I asked for Tina and she hollared across the truly awful interior of this place for her. It's seriously third world in there.

Regardless our comes an absolutely smoking hot 30-40 something asian smokeshow. My eyes are bugging out. She grabs my hand and pulls me into a room, even as she's in a too small micro dress with her massive fake titties literally dropping out. I don't even mess around, throw down 2. 4 and it is on. I strip and I'm on my back and she is already giving me DFK, grabbing me everywhere and shoving those amazing jugs in my face. Her body is unreal and I've been with KAngels. Tight, tone, sleek and petite.

A weird thing happens where she says, with awful English, that she needs to go for 10 minutes but Everytime she tried to leave she gives me more DFK, climbes on top of me, then off for amazing BBBJ that has me on the edge. She pulls herself away and seems to bring some things with for her upcoming trip maybe?

I lay back and start feeling pretty vulnerable in there but the thought of what just happened has me stroking myself hard. After not to long she's back in, strips and sees what I have been up too and I shit you not looks at my cock then me then licks her lips and she is on it. Hot, nasty, wet and forces herself on it, allows face fucking. I'm in heaven. I tell her to get on and she does with gusto, riding hard. We're making a ton of noise, our bodies slapping together. I easily scoop her up and roll her over and pound her senseless, shooting a massive load in the bag locked in insane DFK. Fucking girlfriend material (if it wasn't for the miles of cock she's had. But maybe even so)

I lay down and she offers a massage. And it was really bad. She throws on a robe and says she has to get water but again we keep kissing and groping. And she's the one initiating! She finally leaves and I rest but she tells me we're going again. I rest a little but get tired of lying face down, turn and stroke myself hard again. She comes back and throws off the towel gives me another horny look and says "let me do it". Jeezus ♥65039;.

Once again amazing BBBJ, she's forcing herself down for deep throat. Serious pornstar performance. I say I need to fuck her, she grabs another cover and we go at it again. I put her on her back again, grab her perfect hips, tight stomach and huge tits and pound til my heart's content. At one point I put a hand on her neck and she grabs it and makes me grip even tighter. Swoon. I blow another big one and she's almost disappointed I can't go on. Her kegals grip me so hard I almost passed out. I stay inside for a long time but finally pull out. She cleans me up, kinda poorly as they don't have great facilities, but lovingly and even dresses me. She keeps kissing throughout and if I wasn't near comatose I'd take her again. Lead by the hand and even more kissing at the front door. I felt so fucking special. I walk out in an absolute daze.

I mean, yea, make the drive. She would have easily let me blow in her mouth, done any position on earth and made me feel like an absolute emperor. The space is garbage and I hope she finds something better. Fucking her in a hotel room would be a dream come true. When she resurfaces get on this Smoking SMOKING hot Asian. This is a superstar who doesn't realize it yet.

Mic drop. Be safe out there guys. And know when to walk away. Peace.

[Original703]

I visited Lillah (rhymes with the last two syllables of Tukwila) a couple weeks ago and had a very nice session. It's on the west side of Aurora, just north of the Aurora Avenue Bridge; the name in the title is the actual name of the place.

Another monger provided helpful intel about this place. I specifically sought a great PM, and wanted to avoid the long commute to the well-reviewed Blue Bay in Everett. I paid 60 for the hour and 60 for the gratuity. Lillah asked for the house fee upfront and accepted the gratuity at the end of the session: however, we agreed on the details halfway through the session. Though I initially offered 40 for the tip, she countered with 60, and I was fine with that. She does excellent work.

This experience was similar to some of my earliest times in the hobby. No rush, very relaxing massage, seemed genuinely interested in making me feel good throughout the hour, and there was a LOT of teasing. Prior to arrival, I made sure that I was very clean--soap, finger and washcloth scrubbing--for best results. In turn, Lillah treated me as I hoped. Massage quality was better than many AMPs but not quite LMT-level. Fantastic mix of therapeutic and sensual.

When it was time for the flip, she asked what else I wanted. She'd gotten me so sufficiently revved up that I asked for "boom boom," but she said nope. Turns out that it didn't matter all that much, as my enthusiastic and prodigious climax was very enjoyable even without FS. Respectful touching was allowed: OTC on the bottom, UTC on the top.

I estimate Lillah to be in her 50's and she is curvy but not BBW. She is somebody to whom I'll likely return when I seek a happy ending and prostate massage.

[JMirage]

So it's $140 for FS with no house fee and no massage? Was it enjoyable or felt rushed? I'd worry that with no time frame they'd try to rush you out.

25 minutes is time for $140.

[Alexander Viv]

Yumi was born in 1977 so she is 46!
And she is easily the cleanest provider i have ever met!

By saying "Kitty was not clean enough" I mean she had bushes around it & I like shaved / clean kitty. Yes, she is well concerned about cleanliness & hygiene. She washed herself properly during the table shower & aware about it.

[GoaThillBilly]

Yumi was born in 1977 so she is 46! And she is easily the cleanest provider i have ever met!

You must have seen her actual I'd? Good luck guessing the ages of Asians, but does it really matter? As long as they look good, and provide good unrushed service with a good attitude, age is not important, at least to me.

[Ocean Explorer]

Met Yumy today at King's. Definitely in her fifties but I would say she's still in a good shape & hot. Very nice C cups with amazing eraser nipples. There is a baby damage which is clearly noticeable. I opted for an hour which started with table shower which was decent. Cleaned all the holes & gave good attention to the boys. Massage was ok. Asked to flip after 10 minutes & she went straight to the action. DATY was on the menu but I didn't go for it as the kitty was not clean enough for my taste. Nice BBBJ to wake up. Started with CG & finished with Standing mish. I went in the afternoon & didn't feel rush at all. After the main menu she massaged me for another 15 more minutes. Not sure though in the busy hours the service will remain similar or not. If you're not too much worried about age she's is a good option in this dry area.

Yumi was born in 1977 so she is 46!
And she is easily the cleanest provider i have ever met!

[Seaperv]

Going to be on a 30 day cruise with many long stretches at sea. What is the likelihood of finding some happiness. I know better than to ask the massage therapists in the spa.

Last time I got a massage on a cruise ship, there rules required my underwear stayed on. Was actually a descent massage.

[GoldMinerLxv]

Going to be on a 30 day cruise with many long stretches at sea. What is the likelihood of finding some happiness. I know better than to ask the massage therapists in the spa.

Depends on where you're going. I've been successful at a few ports but I also did A LOT of research beforehand. Why not post your itinerary so we can try and give you better advice?

Forget getting a massage on a cruise ship unless you're willing to pay a lot of money for an hour. Plus, if you're caught you could be ejected from the ship by the captain which has been reported recently for people bringing / using cannabis on board.

[KitWalker1967]

The girl who greeted me at the door was who I assume to be Sandy as she was wearing a school uniform. It's possible it wasn't Sandy but she didn't really impress me. Anyways I was going in to see Ross so asked for her. Her face was cute enough and slim-ish body. Laid down after giving. 6 for hr. She speaks little to no English. Asked for soft massage but she didn't understand that. But her massage wasn't too bad. Gave her the $140 and on the flip got BBBJ, BLS, LFK, nipple sucking and MSOG with HE. CG and RCG. I had a good time and probably will return. On the way out, saw a note saying new girls coming 12/30.

Just double-checking, but did you actually mean to say you visited Rose?

[Mrzow]

Checked her out. A real gem of a provider.

Started off with her grabbing my hand and gently kissing it to greet me. Once we were in the room, she started kissing my back as I laid naked on the table, which turned into passionate DFK into Russian. BBJ into cock / ball worship and rimming like the world was ending.

Transitioned to CG, Mish, Side Mish, then more BBJ, then Back into even harder Mish and side Mish. The entire time we're DFK and necking like teenagers.

Was told to lay back, as she BBJ and let me Facefuck her for a CIM. Cleaned me up and kissed me gently after it was all done.

Total gem, like the GFEs of ten years ago, so hurry while she's still here!

[Efurufe]

Went the other night around 8:30, after reading the previous posts I tried the $140 special. It is direct to play with pretense for massage. It was fun since the girl had man mades which were either C or D's. I got my rocks off but no interaction for if your up for just fun then its a good $140 spent if you want more then not really a good option.

So it's $140 for FS with no house fee and no massage? Was it enjoyable or felt rushed? I'd worry that with no time frame they'd try to rush you out.

[ExtraFun2006]

The girl who greeted me at the door was who I assume to be Sandy as she was wearing a school uniform. It's possible it wasn't Sandy but she didn't really impress me. Anyways I was going in to see Ross so asked for her. Her face was cute enough and slim-ish body. Laid down after giving. 6 for hr. She speaks little to no English. Asked for soft massage but she didn't understand that. But her massage wasn't too bad. Gave her the $140 and on the flip got BBBJ, BLS, LFK, nipple sucking and MSOG with HE. CG and RCG. I had a good time and probably will return. On the way out, saw a note saying new girls coming 12/30.

Went the other night around 8:30, after reading the previous posts I tried the $140 special. It is direct to play with pretense for massage. It was fun since the girl had man mades which were either C or D's. I got my rocks off but no interaction for if your up for just fun then its a good $140 spent if you want more then not really a good option.

[ErosWa]

Nail salons. - These are not used to launder much money anymore especially by the Chinese. Think much bigger when regarding the Chinese using our financial and legal systems. What's big for them right now is Real Estate. Again, I'm an accountant, I do taxes. I had a client sell a multi million dollar apartment complex on Yarrow bay. Nice location right, the person that bought it paid 1 million more than anybody else offered. They were Chinese still living in China. They turned the damn apartment complex into a pregnant Chinese anchor baby resort for women. IE, they have a pregnant Chinese woman come to America, stay there until the birth of their child and voula. USA Citizenship for the child. They pay upwards of $50 K a person to bring over here and get the Citizenship for their kid. 8 different apartments. 1 girl per apartment a year is 400 K a year in income. Making 10% on your investment of 4 million. Imagine they do two girls to an apartment? 800 k a year. 20% Return on Investment and they are getting citizenships. Fucking the USA twice by not reporting income (not paying taxes) because that money is paid in China before they get to the US and they only report a small but healthy amount of rental income in the US to make it look legit. Then they get another anchor baby in our system skirting the immigration process. Two fucks, and a creampie finish by China to the USA.

These spas are not to wash money. The girls already have a hard time reporting all the cash sales anyway. They actually take a ton of that cash home and never report it, but they have to report something so the money is deposited daily after the money man goes through the cash and approves of the amount of deposit. Holding back cash to pay the girls and everyone else. So a lot of that cash isn't ever reported and that's why you would never use a working girls spa to launder more cash.

The best Hollywood depiction in the last decades regarding laundering cash that was great was Breaking Bad (the car wash) and The movie The Accountant. Please God don't listen to anything about washing from the Ozarks as that's how you would get caught in like two minutes besides the river boat casinos. But at that point, if you are rich enough to own a riverboat casino, I don't see the point in making a cash printing business (a casino) illegitimate. But everything up to that, total crap how they did it. But the best and hands down the way you would do it today is the Accountant with Ben Afleck. He owned an accounting firm right, then the strip mall that that business operated out of. Then he had trusts and LLCs own all the other businesses in the strip mall. Total genius. You open cash businesses and if you own the strip mall you can inflate their rent to a point. Each business you can inject with dirty money every month. That's how you legitimately wash money now. Then you pay a lot of the profits in rent turning "Earned Income" into "passive rental income" that you don't have to pay self employment taxes on. (that's social security and Medicare) You can't do it all through one place as the cash banking laws make that almost impossible now, but you can slide some through a bunch of businesses. As you see though, it's not an easy process to wash money. The leg work and running these businesses to look legitimate is a full time job on it's own. Not to mention, you need a credit score and money to begin with to purchase the strip mall etc. That's why the wash rates are around 30-40%. The fee to wash and paying somebody's tax rate at 24%. You wouldn't want to wash with anybody over a tax rate of 24% else you are losing close to 50% of your money once the wash fee gets tacked on after the tax rate as the tax rate goes up to 32% after 24%.

Gostz. Amazing Intel.

Q1 - How is money coming to the United States? What I have heard is that the smart money is trying to get their money out of China (into real estate). Vancouver (allegedly) enacted rules restricting foreign investment in housing. So I assume even more money is coming to the Northwest / USA now. In my neighborhood, half the home sales are going to Chinese buyers.

Q2 - Can a AMP purchase be used for E2 Business Visa? It seems like an AMP would be relatively low cost way to get a E2 business visa.