Massage Parlor Reports

[RockyKors]

OK, this place is new, and very clean, because its new. The girls are even new. Massage, oil, its like a real massage. Got some kinks out which is good. Got Diana, nice thin girl with nice tits. Great service, BBBJ, cfs. Non rushed, got my full time which was nice. Sadly it was busy when I finished so I didn't get to see the other talent but overall good experience.

Do you remember the name of this AMP? Is this in Seattle?

[Priapus77]

From Rubmaps advanced search it is listed as having a table shower. Does anyone have any experiece there or could relate any review info from rubmaps? There is a new review form the 3rd on the site.

Thanks.

[Loren Daiz]

I've heard that ET has a back door but never seen it. I doubt they'll allow it for entering as you need to be buzzed in but they might allow you to exit if you ask.

MSOG might be allowed if you're able but I'm a one and done if it's with an auntie.

There are some good aspects about ET for being your first AMP. Ts, sauna, massage (mediocre) BBFS, etc. But for your cherry on AMPs. I feel a little sad. Pepsi is older and ET gets the job done but it's overall just kind tired as a facility and it's providers. Predictable though. If Michelle was at VIP I'd recommend there as a first, still an auntie but still alot of fun. My favorites all just rotated out so I'm also looking for new hotshot while missing Tina at New spa.

Thinking of going to Pepsi at ET for my first massage parlor experience. Two questions.

Is there a back entrance? The Front doesn't look very inconspicuous. Looking at google maps, it looks like the building might have a shared back door with individual suites down a hallway.

Second, are two shots the norm? I always like to maximize my time and get the most out of a visit if I can.

TIA.

[ArizonaRanger]

Thinking of going to Pepsi at ET for my first massage parlor experience. Two questions.

Is there a back entrance? The Front doesn't look very inconspicuous. Looking at google maps, it looks like the building might have a shared back door with individual suites down a hallway.

Second, are two shots the norm? I always like to maximize my time and get the most out of a visit if I can.

TIA.

[PoonHound1969]

What's the point of even posting this besides showing that you're selfish and not willing to share information, which this forum is intended to do. Mongers get to caught up and infatuated with a great provider and try to play gatekeeper, it's pathetic.

Dear penthouse, I finally found the nympho cook I always dream about.

[Skeete5555]

Though not in the Seattle area, you're recount is very similiar to a GFE level experience I have been enjoying for a while now with a 30+ a year old provider I see weekly. She is so fucking addicting and even cooks food for me to take home if you can believe that. If I wasn't married I soon would be.

Sorry guys, but I can't share her location. She's one in a million and I hope you understand.

What's the point of even posting this besides showing that you're selfish and not willing to share information, which this forum is intended to do. Mongers get to caught up and infatuated with a great provider and try to play gatekeeper, it's pathetic.

[Doctor Pepper]

Hit up Smiling Art over the holidays with mixed feelings afterward. There's plenty of neighborhood parking and a back parking lot as well. Entrance through the back door is easy, and keeps you from being seen from the busy street out front. Was greeted immediately, I think she said "Jessie" but could be something lost in the translation. Had to use translation app to communicate. She is a pre-auntie, long hair, short maroon dress, natural C's. Paid the hour house fee and got on the table for a mediocre massage. On the flip I will at least give it to her that she tried to give good service to include some Russian. I'm a sucker for long hair too. No touching down below unfortunately, and when I did try, I was met with a rather large pad, which was a boner killer. Some haggling over CBJ price but it wasn't as incessant or annoying as other negotiations at other establishments have been. Unfortunately, I didn't realize Smiling Art was a saran wrap CBJ spot so that pretty much killed it for me. She finished with a nice HE, again putting in the effort to get me there, so I didn't leave completely unhappy.

All in all, a mixed bag. She was sweet, she tried, I was happy for the effort, but if you hate saran wraps, this is not your spot. It will do in a pinch though.

Dr P.

[KitWalker1967]

The ad I saw spelled her name as Ross. But maybe it was Rose. The girl who greeted me repeated back "Rose" but with a strong S at the end.

I just thought it was her accent but close enough.

Thanks dude! Much appreciated.

[PurpleMist]

Just double-checking, but did you actually mean to say you visited Rose?

The ad I saw spelled her name as Ross. But maybe it was Rose. The girl who greeted me repeated back "Rose" but with a strong S at the end.

I just thought it was her accent but close enough.

[Efurufe]

Though not in the Seattle area, you're recount is very similiar to a GFE level experience I have been enjoying for a while now with a 30+ a year old provider I see weekly. She is so fucking addicting and even cooks food for me to take home if you can believe that. If I wasn't married I soon would be.

Sorry guys, but I can't share her location. She's one in a million and I hope you understand.

Don't feel bad, this board needs more reports of awesome providers with no details on how to contact them.

[NName66]

I'm looking to trade info on legit independent licensed LMTs that have given extras. No places like massage envy or anything like that and no apartment people either. I don't mind having to put time into it or have a few sessions either / YMMV. DM me if you know of anything and want to trade.

[HotsFeru]

One of my best experiences, I am sad to see her go but she said that she will be back in a few months. I forgot to save the number though but she said she's probably going to be in the Seattle area next time.

Always get two pops with Tina. Starts with BBBJ with a lot of attention to the boys. This time she pulled me to the edge of the bed the starts rimming me with a crazy combo of BBBJ with insane deep throat account. I'm about to pop and she stops for a few minutes puts the hat on. This girl genuinely loves D she's riding it then going at it at different angles, mish, doggy, cg as I'm about to bust she rips the hat off then starts BBBJ again full load in the mouth.

Relax a few minutes, cleans me up then starts BBBJ and lots of dfk. As she's down there she spread my legs and started eating my ass while rubbing it (she tried putting a finger in that was pretty strange for me) her head game was so good I didn't even complain about the finger.

Told her I want to ram her in the ass, she lubes up her asshole and I'm straight ramming her, god that ass was so tight. We go at it for a while, I finish in the hat this time. I get some nice scented wipes and a warm towel to clean up.

If anyone got her number let me know as I didn't save it.

[Justice2001]

Tried Jenny. My first time there so I think she was feeling me out a bit because when she asked what to focus on I said thighs butt and shoulders she did mostly shoulders and no butt / thighs pretty much. Used her feet most of the time too. Kept me covered. Pulled my hair which was a first. Wasn't until the flip my dick flopped out and left it out a couple of seconds then respectfully covered myself, she said thank you. When she got to my legs and thighs that's when I acted like I liked it in a sensual way, moving my hips and legs, she got the hint and was more teasing, slower gentle strokes and even massaged my butt when I lifted my hips. Was still covered. Time ended and asked if I could manual and don't know if she got me but said no. I respected that, and that was the end. I suspect it would be more sensual and I could get at least a manual next time but don't know if I'll go back. Good massage but she was a little older than I like to get massages from. She's 60 ish but attractive for the age and seattle. But really good professional massage and did help me with my soreness.

If anyone knows more legit places like this with younger staff let me know. I like Legend spa in bothell but it’s way too far for me.

[GoldMinerLxv]

Welp I think I'm hanging up the spurs for 2024. To much time, effort and $$$ but I went out with a bang in the best sense of the word.

All this talk of New Spa Tina had me horny and curious so I made the drive north. I'll repeat what's been said. Sketch parking lot but oh well. Went inside and was greeted by a thin sexy Russian Girl (with the between the tits tattoos I don't love. I asked for Tina and she hollared across the truly awful interior of this place for her. It's seriously third world in there.

Regardless our comes an absolutely smoking hot 30-40 something asian smokeshow. My eyes are bugging out. She grabs my hand and pulls me into a room, even as she's in a too small micro dress with her massive fake titties literally dropping out. I don't even mess around, throw down 2. 4 and it is on. I strip and I'm on my back and she is already giving me DFK, grabbing me everywhere and shoving those amazing jugs in my face. Her body is unreal and I've been with KAngels. Tight, tone, sleek and petite.

A weird thing happens where she says, with awful English, that she needs to go for 10 minutes but Everytime she tried to leave she gives me more DFK, climbes on top of me, then off for amazing BBBJ that has me on the edge. She pulls herself away and seems to bring some things with for her upcoming trip maybe?

I lay back and start feeling pretty vulnerable in there but the thought of what just happened has me stroking myself hard. After not to long she's back in, strips and sees what I have been up too and I shit you not looks at my cock then me then licks her lips and she is on it. Hot, nasty, wet and forces herself on it, allows face fucking. I'm in heaven. I tell her to get on and she does with gusto, riding hard. We're making a ton of noise, our bodies slapping together. I easily scoop her up and roll her over and pound her senseless, shooting a massive load in the bag locked in insane DFK. Fucking girlfriend material (if it wasn't for the miles of cock she's had. But maybe even so)

I lay down and she offers a massage. And it was really bad. She throws on a robe and says she has to get water but again we keep kissing and groping. And she's the one initiating! She finally leaves and I rest but she tells me we're going again. I rest a little but get tired of lying face down, turn and stroke myself hard again. She comes back and throws off the towel gives me another horny look and says "let me do it". Jeezus ♥65039;.

Once again amazing BBBJ, she's forcing herself down for deep throat. Serious pornstar performance. I say I need to fuck her, she grabs another cover and we go at it again. I put her on her back again, grab her perfect hips, tight stomach and huge tits and pound til my heart's content. At one point I put a hand on her neck and she grabs it and makes me grip even tighter. Swoon. I blow another big one and she's almost disappointed I can't go on. Her kegals grip me so hard I almost passed out. I stay inside for a long time but finally pull out. She cleans me up, kinda poorly as they don't have great facilities, but lovingly and even dresses me. She keeps kissing throughout and if I wasn't near comatose I'd take her again. Lead by the hand and even more kissing at the front door. I felt so fucking special. I walk out in an absolute daze.

I mean, yea, make the drive. She would have easily let me blow in her mouth, done any position on earth and made me feel like an absolute emperor. The space is garbage and I hope she finds something better. Fucking her in a hotel room would be a dream come true. When she resurfaces get on this Smoking SMOKING hot Asian. This is a superstar who doesn't realize it yet.

Mic drop. Be safe out there guys. And know when to walk away. Peace.

Though not in the Seattle area, you're recount is very similiar to a GFE level experience I have been enjoying for a while now with a 30+ a year old provider I see weekly. She is so fucking addicting and even cooks food for me to take home if you can believe that. If I wasn't married I soon would be.

Sorry guys, but I can't share her location. She's one in a million and I hope you understand.

[DamianDono]

Welp I think I'm hanging up the spurs for 2024. To much time, effort and $$$ but I went out with a bang in the best sense of the word.

All this talk of New Spa Tina had me horny and curious so I made the drive north. I'll repeat what's been said. Sketch parking lot but oh well. Went inside and was greeted by a thin sexy Russian Girl (with the between the tits tattoos I don't love. I asked for Tina and she hollared across the truly awful interior of this place for her. It's seriously third world in there.

Regardless our comes an absolutely smoking hot 30-40 something asian smokeshow. My eyes are bugging out. She grabs my hand and pulls me into a room, even as she's in a too small micro dress with her massive fake titties literally dropping out. I don't even mess around, throw down 2. 4 and it is on. I strip and I'm on my back and she is already giving me DFK, grabbing me everywhere and shoving those amazing jugs in my face. Her body is unreal and I've been with KAngels. Tight, tone, sleek and petite.

A weird thing happens where she says, with awful English, that she needs to go for 10 minutes but Everytime she tried to leave she gives me more DFK, climbes on top of me, then off for amazing BBBJ that has me on the edge. She pulls herself away and seems to bring some things with for her upcoming trip maybe?

I lay back and start feeling pretty vulnerable in there but the thought of what just happened has me stroking myself hard. After not to long she's back in, strips and sees what I have been up too and I shit you not looks at my cock then me then licks her lips and she is on it. Hot, nasty, wet and forces herself on it, allows face fucking. I'm in heaven. I tell her to get on and she does with gusto, riding hard. We're making a ton of noise, our bodies slapping together. I easily scoop her up and roll her over and pound her senseless, shooting a massive load in the bag locked in insane DFK. Fucking girlfriend material (if it wasn't for the miles of cock she's had. But maybe even so)

I lay down and she offers a massage. And it was really bad. She throws on a robe and says she has to get water but again we keep kissing and groping. And she's the one initiating! She finally leaves and I rest but she tells me we're going again. I rest a little but get tired of lying face down, turn and stroke myself hard again. She comes back and throws off the towel gives me another horny look and says "let me do it". Jeezus ♥65039;.

Once again amazing BBBJ, she's forcing herself down for deep throat. Serious pornstar performance. I say I need to fuck her, she grabs another cover and we go at it again. I put her on her back again, grab her perfect hips, tight stomach and huge tits and pound til my heart's content. At one point I put a hand on her neck and she grabs it and makes me grip even tighter. Swoon. I blow another big one and she's almost disappointed I can't go on. Her kegals grip me so hard I almost passed out. I stay inside for a long time but finally pull out. She cleans me up, kinda poorly as they don't have great facilities, but lovingly and even dresses me. She keeps kissing throughout and if I wasn't near comatose I'd take her again. Lead by the hand and even more kissing at the front door. I felt so fucking special. I walk out in an absolute daze.

I mean, yea, make the drive. She would have easily let me blow in her mouth, done any position on earth and made me feel like an absolute emperor. The space is garbage and I hope she finds something better. Fucking her in a hotel room would be a dream come true. When she resurfaces get on this Smoking SMOKING hot Asian. This is a superstar who doesn't realize it yet.

Mic drop. Be safe out there guys. And know when to walk away. Peace.