Massage Parlor Reports

**HouseFriedRice** · 02-02-24 01:49

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

It wasn't a legit review. As is the case with about 90% of rubmaps anymore. Each of the last two reviews (since yours) have been by usernames followed by two numbers. And they list the ethnicity as "Asian."

Rubmaps became virtually useless a couple years ago and is only getting worse.

Thank you sir for the info! Too bad it's not more useful, I guess it's just wishful thinking that there are more legit reviews there.

**EastsideD** · 02-01-24 21:29

It's not really a review, just going to describe an unusual visit. The place is on eastside in quiet plaza.

As I was parking, there was a guy (probably another monger), who stared at me for good 5 seconds while he was walking past. I tried to avoid eye contact, but the guy was too intense. That's weird. So I parked and wait in the car until the guy leaves. He drives away, then does you-turn, and parks on the other side of the street in another plaza, from where he can see the massage place. I was considering leaving because that seems sketchy. But I decided to enter anyway.

I get walked into the room, waiting for the lady to come back. Suddenly door opens, different lady storms into the room. She's tall, looks Caucasian, wearing puffed jacket and bagged jeans, not the usual AMP type. I am confused, asking what's going on (I assumed she's a lost client). She seemed confused as well, but we were able to figure out, she removed her jacked and started massaging me. The rest was usual, standard experience and pricing for eastside.

**Court1408** · 02-01-24 18:03

Queen is back at Kings. Everything that has been reported here previously is spot on. English is not the only language she speaks vigorously.

**Bfm66** · 02-01-24 16:38

Originally Posted by LorenDaiz [View Original Post]

Do you know if Michelle is back yet at VIP?

No, unfortunately she isn't back yet.

**Loren Daiz** · 02-01-24 14:32

Do you know if Michelle is back yet at VIP?

Originally Posted by Bfm66 [View Original Post]

I had been reading the rave reviews for Shanghai, decided to stop and see for myself the other night. It looked like the set for The Walking Dead" out front of the place, fucking drugged out zombies hanging out literally right in front of the door, had to pass and went to VIP instead.

**VillageRat** · 02-01-24 13:16

Originally Posted by HouseFriedRice [View Original Post]

Anyone with an RM account able to summarize the recent reviews for "Leah"? I saw Vivi before and wouldn't repeat, but if there're some positive reports on Leah I might check it out. Thanks!

It wasn't a legit review. As is the case with about 90% of rubmaps anymore. Each of the last two reviews (since yours) have been by usernames followed by two numbers. And they list the ethnicity as "Asian."

Rubmaps became virtually useless a couple years ago and is only getting worse.

**SkeletonKey6** · 02-01-24 12:17

Is exceptional when compared to any other big city's AMP scene. It's actually not anything more than an average AMP, it's the fact that it's centered in the worst AMP scene in the country; ergo it's very (overcrowded to a fault) popular. Place Shanghai in LA for example and it would get about a 5 out of 10 stars rating and it would rarely ever be busy.

Originally Posted by Alonzo919 [View Original Post]

the service you'll get at Shanghai, is hard to get anywhere else between Edmonds and and. Everett.

**Bfm66** · 02-01-24 09:51

Originally Posted by Alonzo919 [View Original Post]

Due to my location, I've visited mainly every massage parlor that posts on STG and I can tell you upfront, the service you'll get at Shanghai, is hard to get anywhere else between Edmonds and and. Everett.

I had been reading the rave reviews for Shanghai, decided to stop and see for myself the other night. It looked like the set for The Walking Dead" out front of the place, fucking drugged out zombies hanging out literally right in front of the door, had to pass and went to VIP instead.

**HouseFriedRice** · 01-31-24 22:24

Anyone with an RM account able to summarize the recent reviews for "Leah"? I saw Vivi before and wouldn't repeat, but if there're some positive reports on Leah I might check it out. Thanks!

**HouseFriedRice** · 01-31-24 22:09

Lily spa on LCW:

Saw Mimi last week as she was the one that greeted me at the door and she looked pretty nice. I went into this planning for just a HJ that evening, but I was def getting hornier during the massage as she was pretty playful and was wearing a short dress (she's got a pretty nice body too, though her ass is a little flat). Paid for an hour, but after 20 minutes she took her dress off and just lay on top of me to know she's down to play and that was enough to tip me over to FS. Gave $ . 4 and she asked for more, but I told her that's all I have so she accepted. Got my first SWBJ, though it was a little diff than I had imagined when reading other posts. I thought ladies were literally getting that semi-clingy saran wrap and putting the tip of the dick in the center of a sheet, but the material was more like a cheapy food handler's glove. It was pre-shaped to fit a cock apparently (tube shaped with one opening) and she put it on and gave an ok BJ.

She was about to put a cover on me but I asked to wait as I like to play a little with the provider's body before moving on so I had her lay down and I started at the neck with some kisses. She got too ticklish when I tried to kiss / lick her ear so I moved down to her nipples which were somewhat responsive. When I moved down for DATY she also said that was ticklish, and I asked to try again but she would block by squeezing her legs together so I gave up on that. I started with missionary, but soon after I heard some staff talking (and calling out for my provider I think) and suddenly a lady opens the door! Thank god it wasn't a cop because that was literally in the middle of the act. She closed the door quickly after, but it def threw me off for a moment. It didn't stop me for too long so I kept going in mish, then doggy, then prone for the finish. After cleanup I lay back down waiting for a scalp massage, but she said the boss is here and basically kicked me out. Not sure why because it wasn't closing time yet.

It was pretty fun and she's pretty good looking, but I wouldn't repeat for FS at least given some of those restrictions.

**Alonzo919** · 01-31-24 21:46

Originally Posted by Justice2001 [View Original Post]

I've been interested in CICI spa in burien for awhile, due to intel here that it had younger talent. Popped in and drew Amy. She is young, probably early 30's skinny. But wasn't really attracted to her. Kinda looked like my boss. Just kinda plain, but paid for hh. Clean place with heated tables. Was still undressing when she walked back in and she was definitely shy about it. Got on the table and she did a good massage, towel came on but quickly came off when I moved my hips when my butt was massaged. Good tease and was asked to flip. She wanted 60 but gave 50 (paid with 100). Was in and out in about 20 minutes. Felt more like she was just trying to get me out.

On the way out I asked to see the other girl politely just to meet her but I don't think she understood me. She kept saying 4 hands next time. You want 2 girls. Might try again if I knew the other girl is hotter cause I like the location.

Due to my location, I've visited mainly every massage parlor that posts on STG and I can tell you upfront, the service you'll get at Shanghai, is hard to get anywhere else between Edmonds and and. Everett.

**Justice2001** · 01-31-24 21:26

I've been interested in CICI spa in burien for awhile, due to intel here that it had younger talent. Popped in and drew Amy. She is young, probably early 30's skinny. But wasn't really attracted to her. Kinda looked like my boss. Just kinda plain, but paid for hh. Clean place with heated tables. Was still undressing when she walked back in and she was definitely shy about it. Got on the table and she did a good massage, towel came on but quickly came off when I moved my hips when my butt was massaged. Good tease and was asked to flip. She wanted 60 but gave 50 (paid with 100). Was in and out in about 20 minutes. Felt more like she was just trying to get me out.

On the way out I asked to see the other girl politely just to meet her but I don't think she understood me. She kept saying 4 hands next time. You want 2 girls. Might try again if I knew the other girl is hotter cause I like the location.

**HotsFeru** · 01-31-24 18:44

My first visit was nice.

Don't know what happened, the second visit was short and lots of up charges. Will not repeat with her. I will probably see Lisa the younger chick later this week. It's hard to compare because I have such high expectations from seeing Tina.

**SkeletonKey6** · 01-31-24 13:58

Partly my bad for assuming MSOG would be offered the same as Viet Tina (gone for now) with a new Cambodian named Wendy (late 30's early 40's, not as hot as Tina, but still better than most of the auntie / granny garbage everywhere else in this area). Popped real quick with a 6 day load with her aggressively going straight to RCG and was literally told session was over 5 minutes after handing her the standard $$.

Lessons learned:

She gave major GPS from the beginning with an egotistical "How are you today? Good now Huh?" and "Only $$? Pay extra 60 and we can have more fun. You pay the 60 house fee okay? In the future I will be walking whenever hearing this upselling GPS crap from ANY AMP provider in this shitty market. With very rare exceptions, providers in this area have earned their old haggard bad service reputations and are honestly not worth $$ (let alone 260). In a sane world this shitty market and product would feel lucky to be getting 160 for CFS.

She claimed "Tina is my sister" and yet had only argumentative retorts when telling her "Tina was very happy with $$" , "Tina gave MSOG", "Tina gave a great massage and didn't short time", etc. Texted the 'receptionist' before and afterwards who was probably actually Wendy herself claiming the girl I just saw was named 'Lucy' and had just been fired after I threatened to leave bad reviews if they didn't correct the situation.

TLDR one of the worst GPS scamming AMP experiences ever and complete opposite of Tina's services; AVOID 'New Spa' unless you enjoy being treated like a piece of shit.

**Loren Daiz** · 01-31-24 02:14

Decided to hit up New Spa after report on Everett page. Wendy answered, at least pretty sure. She didn't want to say name but when I answered for her she laughed and wanted to know how I knew.

Summary. Don't waste your money. She's good looking, great ass. Looks more from Phillipines than Cambodia. Attitude ruined it all. Right off the bat. Walked in and she was really flirty. Counted out standard 2 roses but she just wanted the. 6 and left then came back and asked for the rest again and I had it out on table. Not playing the q&a game. And took it and instantly wanted another rose! OK. You're hot and I'll play and then wanted more. Sorry we'll see. She left a third time to "wash" came back and she wanted daty. Sure then she put cover on and have a lame CBJ. I was bored so she hopped on for rcg. Nice view but pretty boring and she must of been run through cause I ain't small but felt nothing. So doggy, my favorite. Again nice view but boring. So she pulled the condom off to use hands and said cum on my face. After a few minutes of mechanical jerking I asked for BJ. She said she only had 1 condom and wouldn't do BBBJ. I was only like 20 minutes in at this point and she started getting pissed and flipping attitude. I'm done at that point. 3 roses in and 20 min in and flipping attitude. I let her know I was leaving she got super pissed yelling at me that that it was just cause I wanted bare. No. It's cause you're boring. YMMV. She's good looking but serious case of gps thinking she doesn't have to put in effort. Last visit to this place. Unless Tina comes back. LOL.