Massage Parlor Reports

[KnoxNenters]

Hey lurkers. Head's up. I write long, explicit reviews, and I don't hold back. Unlike some of you, especially anyone writing reviews for RubMaps, I'm not compensated with complimentary house fees to post a positive review. I am happy for you if that's a gig you managed to get (you know who you are), but your reviews are lies. I took recommendations from someone who does that, and unsurprisingly, was disappointed reality did not match their glowing gift of a review.

Gilsha Spa is a newer spa opened up in a former lash boutique at 719 NW Market St, Seattle, Washington 98107. It is literally at a gas station. This place has not been open more than 6 months. I do not recommend it, but then again, I didn't get to see Jenny, who I might recommend. More about her later.

Using RubMap's 5-star approach:

Massage: 2.

Fuck / Suck: 2.

Looks: 2.

Body: 2.

Facility: 2.

I picked this spot because I'm an explorer, always looking for something new. I am the best guy to be your designated hitter, to TOFTT, even though this place has been reviewed. I read somewhere about Jenny, and she was who I wanted to see. Me being the idiot I tend to be, I pulled up to the non-discrete entrance, only to see an Asian woman squatting next to a Bush trying to smoke a cigarette. She looked at me and quickly doused her cigarette to welcome me in, straight to a room. As I entered the hallway, I noticed a bedroom door open, with four legs sticking out watching TV. The door was closed as I came by. So it was going to have to be Sabira. I don't recall her name, and by writing this review, I'm hoping to flush her out of my system's memory.

Details:

After coming inside, wearing a hoodie and sweatpants (a really sexy choice, always), she collected my one-hour house fee then departed the room. When she returned, she was wearing a mini skirt and tube top. Regardless, I could tell she was hiding some extra weight. I had her use Translator to understand I expected a high-quality massage, asking if she was the best person to provide that. This has become my most important opener for a couple of reasons. First, to establish higher expectations; secondly to filter her out for someone else, if I'm not aroused by what I see. I was not aroused. I know the hottest providers suck at massage, usually. I also know some girls will have someone else do the massage if you just want to fuck, like Sophia of Lin's legacy. But in this case, she assured me she was good. Nope. Flat palm rubdown for a good 25-30 minutes. Even with oil, she didn't really dig in, even though I basically begged her to. I did the protocol maneuvers and touching, but could tell she was really overweight. Her thighs were large, as my hand probed up her dress while getting my back and legs "wiped" by her palms. Shitty massage. I was already doomed. Idiot! You had a chance to reject her on principle. Smoking while squatting next to a Bush at the front entrance at a gas station is not the kind of choice to willingly pursue!

Sorry, guys. If you know me, or my reviews (I used to write them on RubMaps), you know I'm verbal diarrhea. I'm a writer, and don't give a fuck what you think. So if you have enough info. At this point, skip the rest.

I am smart enough to remember that I'm in control of these situations. It's a service, and already paid for. So if I want the massage a certain way, I can just tell them to do that. But no, I just laid there, waiting for something better to start. Eventually, she did do some more aggressive treatment on the shoulders. Whatever. Too little, too late. I liked that she finger-skied the hairy valley of Mt. Asscheeks, down to Balls Canyon. She gets kudos for doing that earlier than later. But I think my hand reaching up her skirt, groping her pussy early on may have helped move that along. Do that, men. Just do it. Probe and grope. 90% of the time they let you, because in 20 minutes, you'll be balls-deep in there anyway. It's not like they'll be offended. If they don't want that, they'll let you know. It's not like this is the library, and you're molesting the book cart girl. They signed up to be alone in a dark room with a strange man who will take out his dick and expect them to pump, suck and fuck it, until he blasts semen at them. Stop being so polite and considerate, as if social norms apply. They absolutely do not, you sick perverts. But of course, be decent, kind and respectful. Everyone deserves love. There's a balance. I'm just saying you should be confident, not shy, about getting genital attention, both ways. It's expected, OK newbies? Vets are like, "yep, that's true. No need to act like a boyfriend. ".

Having used my hands to navigate while basically blind in the donut, I indexed her BMI to be north of 28 from her thighs alone. Now the flip was happening, and I turned to take another look at this person who had been tickling my scrotum. She's not ugly. She's pretty enough. I have that moment in my head, all of about 5 seconds, to decide if I want her hands or her pussy and mouth wrapped around my cock. I needed to fuck. I left the house planning to do that. Except I forgot to bring my own condoms. I negotiated $ . 40 over the house fee of 60 for the hour, and she once again left the room to "prepare". I understand she needs to probably wash her lady parts a bit, but also to prepare the ultra secret love bundle. IOW, an open undersized condom laying in a mound of lube goo, bundled in a wad of ivory tissues. Her gift to me. Lovely.

She came back in and disrobed. This is where the regrets kick in. Rolls of fat. Fupa. Baby damage. Floppy tits. WHY? Why on earth do spa owners think this is acceptable? Men, do not be like me. Do not tolerate this. Go to the mamasan or whomever you think should care, and tell them you want slimmer, sexier and talented actual masseuses who can fuck like a banshee. While you're mouthing away in English they can't understand, go ahead and continue in plain language and say, "I don't want to come here and have someone wipe their hands on my back, tickle my balls, then when I flip over, take out their gravity-doomed boobs hanging over rolls of blubber. I want a tight pussy, perky tits, a flat tummy, a rounder ass and a face I will later masturbate to because it was so beautiful looking with my cock shoving in and out of its mouth. " I'm pretty sure they'll hear and understand a few of those words. But not be offended. Just smile a lot, especially when you say pussy.

So I couldn't get hard. Damn. I guess my brain allowed what my eyeballs were suffering to tell my dick not to bother. Some of you will stick your dick in anything. And at Gilsha, there are plenty of mufflers in the parking lot, which might be both tighter and actually thrilling. I tried to get hard when she did CBJ to put the tiny fingercot condom on, but my brain said no. She mounted me and tried to rub me to attention. No. I put her in doggy, only to slap her fat pussy with my slippery rubber earthworm. No, no, no. The glove didn't fit. I quit. I just tapped her, shook the invisible bottle in my hand, and she pulled the condom off with a "ssscchhhlliiiiiicccckk!" How can they be so elegant and subtle applying it with their mouths, but then so cruel and heartless pulling it off?

10 minutes later, I released the backlog of swimmers across her tired knuckles. But she added an exclamation point to the whole encounter by not only pumping out the jizz from the tip, which is too sensitive and ruins the orgasm, but stopped after about 10 seconds. It takes me about a full minute to fully sing that aria.

This review is what she deserves. If anything, we can overlook her body image, lack of massage skills and perhaps her (unknown to me) fucking skillsets and perhaps wonderful personality once you get to know her, but not knowing how to sling a rod when it's spewing is unforgivable.

Upon departure, I asked her to introduce me to Jenny. Somehow, she was now available, now that Sabira has her chickens. A very fit woman in her late 40's-early 50's came to the room. The lights were on, so I could see her age beyond the athletic body and sizeable boobage. She was wearing a white cocktail dress, had a full shag head of hair. She looked very experienced. I had intended to see her upon arrival, but I was told Sabira was the only one available. By Sabira. I don't remember her name, to be honest. I heard Sabrina / Barbie / Something and decided to leave it at Sabira.

All in all, if you need gas, have a Fred Meyer rewards account, and are in the Free-lard area, you can probably save $. 30/ gallon using your card to pump your car's gas hole with petroleum product. If you want to go head and explore Gilsha, maybe insist on seeing Jenny, and pump her holes with lube-covered latex product, but keep the lights low. I'd keep your expectations on the low end as well. This place can be fully disregarded. You're welcome.

[Loren Daiz]

It was on the 1 story side. Either way service was terrible.

QUOTE=ShinamotoJason;6790708]You visited Sunshine, not CiCi. Sunshine has two entrances, upper & lower entrances.

[KnoxNenters]

Lucy at Maple Valley Spa was just what I needed! She's about 5'3" with perky A's and pencil eraser nipples, flat belly and a tight firm ass. ... Said shell be there thru end of the month.

I wanted to let you all know I dropped by today to see if it was the same Lucy I saw there in Sept., 2022 (from my notes: shit massage, tight pussy, no ass, tad flab, really pretty. Amazing oral. Great fuck!)

No, it is not that Lucy. This Lucy is as mostly described (above, first sentence of quoted message), much younger (looks mid-20's, for real, I can guess Asian women's ages pretty well ✓). I realized she was pretty hot, so I bookmarked her for another time. Her complexion at 2 pm seemed splotchy. I doubt she was wearing much makeup, but the skin is smooth and white. Tits definitely stand out. Much larger looking in the Valentine-themed cocktail mini-dress she was wearing. Looked to be solid C's. She needed to use G-Translate to understand me. It's good to see this spa is still bringing in hot younger girls for FS.

Q to OP (at BananaBandit): How was the massage? Does she have the rare trifecta to offer (fuck, looks+body, massage)?

[KnoxNenters]

Overall it was a pretty decent experience, but I don't think I'll be returning, the menu was limited and the attendant (I didn't get her name) wasn't very appealing to me.

Clarification: Is this the Little Spa at 12304 Lake City Way NE? It hasn't been reviewed in a long, long time.

[SkeletonKey6]

Thanks for confirming nothing has changed at Cici Spa since it opened last year. All the positive reviews of Cici Spa on here are sus; look at posting histories and judge accordingly. Have sent mods requests for the granny fetish weirdos to get their own section. Since this will likely never happen I put them on the ignore list to filter them out.

Visited Cici spa Lynnwood. After driving past everything from Shanghai VIP Evergreen euro all way down to Cici I think. Sunset and cici are in the same building and zero signs on door. Might be my fault for setting sights to high but I thought I had read they were great and FS so paid usual. Got Emma at door acceptable but not really attractive. Massage was light and she wasn't into it at all. Flip she asked HJ or BJ I asked for more she laughed and said NO. Then she pulled out what looked like a sandwich bag and proceeded to give the worst BJ ever with no mayo. She climbed on top like 69 but didn't take off panties. Uh what am I supposed to do with that?? It was OK cause I could smell her stinky snatch so It wouldn't have been enjoyable anyway. She finished with a HJ and sucking on my nips like that was supposed to do something for me and left. So after 4 phone calls to interrupt and her fully opening the door while another customer walked by and looked in I guess I was done. I saw myself out. Considering investing in toys or quitting cause service in this state has gone to crap.

[ShinamotoJason]

You visited Sunshine, not CiCi. Sunshine has two entrances, upper & lower entrances, and, always, the downstairs girls provide low quality CFS. CiCi is a completely different business, located in the SW corner of the complex; J-GFE Momo is at Cici, not Sunshine.

Visited Cici spa Lynnwood. After driving past everything from Shanghai VIP Evergreen euro all way down to Cici I think. Sunset and cici are in the same building and zero signs on door. Might be my fault for setting sights to high but I thought I had read they were great and FS so paid usual. Got Emma at door acceptable but not really attractive. Massage was light and she wasn't into it at all. Flip she asked HJ or BJ I asked for more she laughed and said NO. Then she pulled out what looked like a sandwich bag and proceeded to give the worst BJ ever with no mayo. She climbed on top like 69 but didn't take off panties. Uh what am I supposed to do with that?? It was OK cause I could smell her stinky snatch so It wouldn't have been enjoyable anyway. She finished with a HJ and sucking on my nips like that was supposed to do something for me and left. So after 4 phone calls to interrupt and her fully opening the door while another customer walked by and looked in I guess I was done. I saw myself out. Considering investing in toys or quitting cause service in this state has gone to crap.

[Loren Daiz]

Visited Cici spa Lynnwood. After driving past everything from Shanghai VIP Evergreen euro all way down to Cici I think. Sunset and cici are in the same building and zero signs on door. Might be my fault for setting sights to high but I thought I had read they were great and FS so paid usual. Got Emma at door acceptable but not really attractive. Massage was light and she wasn't into it at all. Flip she asked HJ or BJ I asked for more she laughed and said NO. Then she pulled out what looked like a sandwich bag and proceeded to give the worst BJ ever with no mayo. She climbed on top like 69 but didn't take off panties. Uh what am I supposed to do with that?? It was OK cause I could smell her stinky snatch so It wouldn't have been enjoyable anyway. She finished with a HJ and sucking on my nips like that was supposed to do something for me and left. So after 4 phone calls to interrupt and her fully opening the door while another customer walked by and looked in I guess I was done. I saw myself out. Considering investing in toys or quitting cause service in this state has gone to crap.

[AvereageQ]

Stopped by there today and had a wonderful time with Luna, I believe her name is. She is very good looking with hot body.

She is half Chinese and half Japanese. Speaks both as well as passable English. She can handle large size fairly well and even gives some the throat action. I hope to see her again very soon.

I also stopped by to check out this J girl. I didn't realize she was half Japanese, but I can believe that from how she looked. She looked great, nice body, soft smooth tanned skin, long black hair with curtain bangs, firm MM's, fun personality, and excellent service. Although there was plenty of various foreplay, kissing wasn't on the menu for me, so I wouldn't consider it GFE. YMMV. I would repeat.

[StevenAA]

This may all have been a fantasy / dream.

Last night I was badly in need of some relief and was near Spring massage, so I stopped in. Candy was very friendly even though it was close to closing time. Since it was late I skipped to the main event. She has that girl next door look couple with an innocence face and a perfect body that I just want to ravish. She has a magnificent set of augmented tatas, soft but perky with beautiful nips. She seemed to enjoy having them sucked. Her ass is nice and soft. She gives amazing covered BJ and DATY was very nice. I was amazed at how tight her coochie is! I finished up faster that expected, but very happy.

I would repeat. 40 for half hour, 140 gratuity.

I love this place. Why?

Because I don't have to waste my time and gas looking for girls.

I am so happy because I can see a new pretty girl almost every month.

That's why I go there at least once a month to see new girls.

I was there tonight and this girl, Candy, is my style.

She's a bit short, but I like Asian girls because they're petite.

[LongHauler69]

Went to see little Amy at Carnation Asian in Everett Friday. She has become one of my favorites. Nice natural body and pretty face. She is really a sweetheart. I love her furry yinhu. She keeps it clean and fresh. All covered for $$ and worth every penny. Sometimes she is at Green Massage up the road in Marysville so best to call to see where she is working if you want to see her.

[LongHauler69]

Cici has three girls, she's the only J-GFE, the other two are C-SPA / FS girls.

Stopped by there today and had a wonderful time with Luna, I believe her name is. She is very good looking with hot body.

She is half Chinese and half Japanese. Speaks both as well as passable English. She can handle large size fairly well and even gives some the throat action. I hope to see her again very soon.

[ShinamotoJason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APSACRKXwJE

Never had Jew-GFE working with C-SPA shop, and most of the Jew escorts that I met were, fundamentally, whites.

[BuckNaked123]

Had been curious about this location and the services offered for some time. Recently had the opportunity and was in the area, so I went in through the front door (there's also a backdoor available). The neighborhood obviously isn't the best, but I tend not to monger in my home turf. Was also saddled with thinking if my car would be there when I returned.

Pressed the bell in the front, and could peer in through the glass door to see a Chinese auntie in her late 40's step out to unlock the door and let me in. I'd already been thinking about turning around to walk out, but decided the trip and curiosity got to the best of me. We entered the room and she asked in a barely legible tone "how long? She seemed happy to have a customer and I decided 30 minutes would be ample time, at best I'd walk away with a good experience, at worst the experience would be less than memorable and I would be only $40 lighter.

She proceeded to step out of the room and had me undress and lay down on the massage table, upon her return, she warned me of her cold hands and started a gentle oil massage. The massage itself was actually quite decent, I found it quite relaxing and fairly detailed. Upon the flip, I wasn't expecting much but without any prompts or notice, she reached for the junk and started to gently pump it. After applying some oil, the pumping became much more vigorous. I interjected and asked how much more? And she hinted at around $50, which seemed reasonable. (I don't usually part take in HJ sessions). Due to the language barrier, I tried to use a hand signal to have her try for BJ, but it didn't seem like it was on the menu. She kindly smiled and said, "no no".

After finishing up, I was offered a hot towel and cleaned up. Overall it was a pretty decent experience, but I don't think I'll be returning, the menu was limited and the attendant (I didn't get her name) wasn't very appealing to me.

Cheers with my bottle of shame.

That was a great first post!

[HouseFriedRice]

I treat any recent positive reviews of the Junezilla AMP with sus unless things have dramatically changed there. And was her pussy naturally 'puffy' or did she actually have a some sort of crotch infection? Knowing this AMP I would think the latter.

Sure it's sketchy, but that's a given since it's on Aurora. I'm hoping it's not a crotch infection since I ate it, but no it seemed more like naturally puffy. Already mentioned the c-section scar is small and it didn't bother me so no I didn't give it a ding. Anyway it's just a report so you can go and confirm it or try another place, that was my experience though and I'm sticking with it.

[Ocean Explorer]

Like others, I was hopeful that Toy might be somewhere near me. Given that the post appeared in the Seattle Massage Parlor thread, I wondered whether she might be Toy from EuroTouch. With some basic sleuthing, I think I found her. In Michigan..

(sigh).

The Toy from Euro is Yumi at Kings.

Still a great experience.