Massage Parlor Reports

[JpLovesBlondes]

Went to see little Amy at Carnation Asian in Everett Friday. She has become one of my favorites. Nice natural body and pretty face. She is really a sweetheart. I love her furry yinhu. She keeps it clean and fresh. All covered for $$ and worth every penny. Sometimes she is at Green Massage up the road in Marysville so best to call to see where she is working if you want to see her.

There are 2 to 3 Carnation message parlors in Everett. One on 19th, and 2 within a block of each other on Broadway by the brown bear carwash. Which one was it. ?

[FlyingGolfball]

For those who have RM premium access, could someone share the reviews of those four-hands and six-hands sessions that took place this month? Thanks in advance.

PM me. I will share.

[Twcaus]

For those who have RM premium access, could someone share the reviews of those four-hands and six-hands sessions that took place this month? Thanks in advance.

[Tyler720]

Anywhere south of Seattle with young skinny talent that allows touching?

[MassagedGuy]

Again, Emma's Sunshine's owner, and there are two shops on the first stairs; CiCi is located in the SW corner of the complex.

I will try this out sometime. Momo is JGFE and the rest are FS I understand. But are they pretty skinny? Not sure if anyone else likes them that way, but I do.

[BananaBandit]

I wanted to let you all know I dropped by today to see if it was the same Lucy I saw there in Sept., 2022 (from my notes: shit massage, tight pussy, no ass, tad flab, really pretty. Amazing oral. Great fuck!)

No, it is not that Lucy. This Lucy is as mostly described (above, first sentence of quoted message), much younger (looks mid-20's, for real, I can guess Asian women's ages pretty well ✓). I realized she was pretty hot, so I bookmarked her for another time. Her complexion at 2 pm seemed splotchy. I doubt she was wearing much makeup, but the skin is smooth and white. Tits definitely stand out. Much larger looking in the Valentine-themed cocktail mini-dress she was wearing. Looked to be solid C's. She needed to use G-Translate to understand me. It's good to see this spa is still bringing in hot younger girls for FS.

Q to OP (at BananaBandit): How was the massage? Does she have the rare trifecta to offer (fuck, looks+body, massage)?

She may have B cups, but definitely not C's. They're very nice! Massage was ok. Not bad, not great. She giggled when I touched her thigh. Then when she sat on my butt I ran my hand up her thigh. I reached all the way up and discovered she wasn't wearing panties. Rubbed her pussy a little and was time for the flip. For as tiny as she is, I can't say her pussy was super tight. Though it was in no way loose. I'll be back for round 2, if not more.

[VillageRat]

First of all, good to see you again Knox!

Now here's my long winded experience that Shanghai last Saturday, and like Knox's review of Gilsha, I'm not holding back on my experience last Saturday morning at Shanghai:

Got a friend request on WeChat last week from an "Angela". She seemed cool. She had a lot of pictures in her WeChat 'Moments'. Not very many of her. Only a few that I had to dig deep for. Several of them were workout pictures, which appealed to me.

We traded a lot of texts and some pictures. I sent her a few of myself, and she started getting quite naughty in the messaging, which was also right up my alley. Sending those different WeChat animated gifs of fucking, sliding the tongue up the head of the cock, and some camel sliding. Cool gifs for sure. I saved them in my WeChat faves to use later with some of my favorite, more dependable ladies.

So game was on. I told her what I dig, etc. And then Saturday morning we traded a few messages and she told me to come, and "tell me when you get here" blah blah blah. I was actually quite pumped as I have avoided this place like the plague so far and she seemed like my type of sex loving naughty girl. I told her that I read the reviews and that "I don't want to wait, and I don't want constant interruptions", and she confirmed that we'd be good.

No zombies outside when I arrived and I parked right out front and went through the door into the little entry area.

The woman who greeted me didn't really look any better than a number of providers I've seen in this area in the past. Tallish with wide hips, not ugly but by no means gorgeous. I shook her hand, asked her name and she told me "Alyssa". I was surprised by her appearance after the rave descriptions I had previously read about her. She called for "Angela!. " as I went into the room. Since I had texted "I'm here", I later concluded that at that time the real Angela must've then notified them that "he's here, use my name".

Went into the room and a tiny little lady came into the room in a little black dress. "Tiny" meaning short. I say "muscular" because she certainly wasn't "petite". But for sure a cute little body. Gave her a little hug and a squeeze on her pantiless ass, gave her HF and tip, and she left while I undressed.

She returned, undressed, and asked if I had been there before. And told her that I had been. Prior to the change of ownership (though in hindsight I know she didn't understand a thing I said). I asked "you Angela? Which I was immediately suspecting wasn't the case. I was ready to play as I did quite dig her cute little butt and semi-lobsided man mades. But after some quick, robotic BBBJ, she wanted me to lay down as we had to do the lifeless and unsensual massage first. That lasted probably 10 minutes, then came the lifeless and robotic main event with no kissing, no this, and no that.

Whenever this has happened with me in the past, I know it isn't because of me or my appearance. I'm always a gentleman, I'm well groomed, fit, have nice teeth, and I floss. I can confidently say that I'm no troll from under the bridge.

So anyway, it just wasn't fun, I was 100% certain that it wasn't Angela (I later concluded it was Lucky". Now I'm not into fucking just to fuck, but since I paid I just decided to fuck her anyway. Got her on her hands and knees so I didn't have to see that face, and I pounded her from behind as hard as I could, but the rubber wasn't helping any so eventually I just said "I'm done, I don't want to do this". So then, after experiencing my dissatisfaction she just started begging me. Wanting to jerk me off, suck my dick some more, etc. But if they aren't into it than neither am I. Eventually I just wanked and let her clean up. She got really nice and almost a little pathetic by that time. Through the translator, in an effort to validate that she wasn't Angela, I asked her what color pants I was wearing in the pictures the previous day. She had no idea, not even a guess. Mumbling something about Chinese New Year.

A real contrast from other reviews about this place. Also, neither Alyssa or Lucky were in their 20's. Much closer to 40 for sure, if not early 40's.

When I left I messaged the real Angela, and called her out on her bullshit. She was very apologetic and offered a free session to make up for it. We continued messaging and she promised me a "free porn star experience" and much much more. We went back and forth talking about a time that would work. And coincidentally the only time that would work for her was right at kickoff of the Super Bowl, when she likely knew I wouldn't come. And she was correct. Oh. I think she suggested midnight Saturday night too after closing for what she was describing as "our perfect date that I want to have with you with no interruption". No thanks. I'm not that desperate.

So Monday morning I got to thinking that Tuesday at open would work for me, I then messaged her and got an auto reply on WeChat "The message is successfully sent but rejected by the receiver". So that was that.

Chinese fuckery.

Quite certain that she's probably very attractive. And I don't completely doubt the experiences that others have had with her. But I have too many other regulars that I see who are worthwhile. The lying, deception, and false advertising makes it impossible to want to try again to experience the hype that's in the reviews for this place. Especially since the two women that I saw here that day were FAR from anything special.

And that was my experience at the Shanghai Foot Brothel. Y'all can have it.

[ShinamotoJason]

Again. That's not where I went. Not sure what you're coloring red. You the owner?

Red = CiCi.

Emma = Sunshine.

Enjoy before they get busted.

[Loren Daiz]

Again. That's not where I went. Not sure what you're coloring red. You the owner?

Again, Emma's Sunshine's owner, and there are two shops on the first stairs; CiCi is located in the SW corner of the complex.

[ShinamotoJason]

Again, Emma's Sunshine's owner, and there are two shops on the first stairs; CiCi is located in the SW corner of the complex.

It was on the 1 story side. Either way service was terrible.

QUOTE=ShinamotoJason;6790708]You visited Sunshine, not CiCi. Sunshine has two entrances, upper & lower entrances.

[Zomfg]

Head's up. I write long, explicit reviews, and I don't hold back.

No worries, I always appreciate wordsmiths. Basic and detailed reviews are ofc nice to have for collecting info. But wordsmiths infuse life into those string of words, making them enjoyable to read. Sorry that particular hunting wasn't stellar though. Thanks for the intel and the story.

[InHerGuts]

Brother, you're a goddamn poet. Exceptional review. Thanks for your service!

Any chance you can recommend your top.

3 spots (want younger 20's /30's, looks first then massage skills)? Again, thanks for your service!

Hey lurkers. Head's up. I write long, explicit reviews, and I don't hold back. Unlike some of you, especially anyone writing reviews for RubMaps, I'm not compensated with complimentary house fees to post a positive review. I am happy for you if that's a gig you managed to get (you know who you are), but your reviews are lies. I took recommendations from someone who does that, and unsurprisingly, was disappointed reality did not match their glowing gift of a review.

[KitWalker1967]

Gilsha Spa is a newer spa opened up in a former lash boutique at 719 NW Market St, Seattle, Washington 98107. It is literally at a gas station. This place has not been open more than 6 months. I do not recommend it.

Yikes! Thanks for the review man. Definitely going to skip that place.

[KnoxNenters]

Hey lurkers. Head's up. I write long, explicit reviews, and I don't hold back. Unlike some of you, especially anyone writing reviews for RubMaps, I'm not compensated with complimentary house fees to post a positive review. I am happy for you if that's a gig you managed to get (you know who you are), but your reviews are lies. I took recommendations from someone who does that, and unsurprisingly, was disappointed reality did not match their glowing gift of a review.

Gilsha Spa is a newer spa opened up in a former lash boutique at 719 NW Market St, Seattle, Washington 98107. It is literally at a gas station. This place has not been open more than 6 months. I do not recommend it, but then again, I didn't get to see Jenny, who I might recommend. More about her later.

Using RubMap's 5-star approach:

Massage: 2.

Fuck / Suck: 2.

Looks: 2.

Body: 2.

Facility: 2.

I picked this spot because I'm an explorer, always looking for something new. I am the best guy to be your designated hitter, to TOFTT, even though this place has been reviewed. I read somewhere about Jenny, and she was who I wanted to see. Me being the idiot I tend to be, I pulled up to the non-discrete entrance, only to see an Asian woman squatting next to a Bush trying to smoke a cigarette. She looked at me and quickly doused her cigarette to welcome me in, straight to a room. As I entered the hallway, I noticed a bedroom door open, with four legs sticking out watching TV. The door was closed as I came by. So it was going to have to be Sabira. I don't recall her name, and by writing this review, I'm hoping to flush her out of my system's memory.

Details:

After coming inside, wearing a hoodie and sweatpants (a really sexy choice, always), she collected my one-hour house fee then departed the room. When she returned, she was wearing a mini skirt and tube top. Regardless, I could tell she was hiding some extra weight. I had her use Translator to understand I expected a high-quality massage, asking if she was the best person to provide that. This has become my most important opener for a couple of reasons. First, to establish higher expectations; secondly to filter her out for someone else, if I'm not aroused by what I see. I was not aroused. I know the hottest providers suck at massage, usually. I also know some girls will have someone else do the massage if you just want to fuck, like Sophia of Lin's legacy. But in this case, she assured me she was good. Nope. Flat palm rubdown for a good 25-30 minutes. Even with oil, she didn't really dig in, even though I basically begged her to. I did the protocol maneuvers and touching, but could tell she was really overweight. Her thighs were large, as my hand probed up her dress while getting my back and legs "wiped" by her palms. Shitty massage. I was already doomed. Idiot! You had a chance to reject her on principle. Smoking while squatting next to a Bush at the front entrance at a gas station is not the kind of choice to willingly pursue!

Sorry, guys. If you know me, or my reviews (I used to write them on RubMaps), you know I'm verbal diarrhea. I'm a writer, and don't give a fuck what you think. So if you have enough info. At this point, skip the rest.

I am smart enough to remember that I'm in control of these situations. It's a service, and already paid for. So if I want the massage a certain way, I can just tell them to do that. But no, I just laid there, waiting for something better to start. Eventually, she did do some more aggressive treatment on the shoulders. Whatever. Too little, too late. I liked that she finger-skied the hairy valley of Mt. Asscheeks, down to Balls Canyon. She gets kudos for doing that earlier than later. But I think my hand reaching up her skirt, groping her pussy early on may have helped move that along. Do that, men. Just do it. Probe and grope. 90% of the time they let you, because in 20 minutes, you'll be balls-deep in there anyway. It's not like they'll be offended. If they don't want that, they'll let you know. It's not like this is the library, and you're molesting the book cart girl. They signed up to be alone in a dark room with a strange man who will take out his dick and expect them to pump, suck and fuck it, until he blasts semen at them. Stop being so polite and considerate, as if social norms apply. They absolutely do not, you sick perverts. But of course, be decent, kind and respectful. Everyone deserves love. There's a balance. I'm just saying you should be confident, not shy, about getting genital attention, both ways. It's expected, OK newbies? Vets are like, "yep, that's true. No need to act like a boyfriend. ".

Having used my hands to navigate while basically blind in the donut, I indexed her BMI to be north of 28 from her thighs alone. Now the flip was happening, and I turned to take another look at this person who had been tickling my scrotum. She's not ugly. She's pretty enough. I have that moment in my head, all of about 5 seconds, to decide if I want her hands or her pussy and mouth wrapped around my cock. I needed to fuck. I left the house planning to do that. Except I forgot to bring my own condoms. I negotiated $ . 40 over the house fee of 60 for the hour, and she once again left the room to "prepare". I understand she needs to probably wash her lady parts a bit, but also to prepare the ultra secret love bundle. IOW, an open undersized condom laying in a mound of lube goo, bundled in a wad of ivory tissues. Her gift to me. Lovely.

She came back in and disrobed. This is where the regrets kick in. Rolls of fat. Fupa. Baby damage. Floppy tits. WHY? Why on earth do spa owners think this is acceptable? Men, do not be like me. Do not tolerate this. Go to the mamasan or whomever you think should care, and tell them you want slimmer, sexier and talented actual masseuses who can fuck like a banshee. While you're mouthing away in English they can't understand, go ahead and continue in plain language and say, "I don't want to come here and have someone wipe their hands on my back, tickle my balls, then when I flip over, take out their gravity-doomed boobs hanging over rolls of blubber. I want a tight pussy, perky tits, a flat tummy, a rounder ass and a face I will later masturbate to because it was so beautiful looking with my cock shoving in and out of its mouth. " I'm pretty sure they'll hear and understand a few of those words. But not be offended. Just smile a lot, especially when you say pussy.

So I couldn't get hard. Damn. I guess my brain allowed what my eyeballs were suffering to tell my dick not to bother. Some of you will stick your dick in anything. And at Gilsha, there are plenty of mufflers in the parking lot, which might be both tighter and actually thrilling. I tried to get hard when she did CBJ to put the tiny fingercot condom on, but my brain said no. She mounted me and tried to rub me to attention. No. I put her in doggy, only to slap her fat pussy with my slippery rubber earthworm. No, no, no. The glove didn't fit. I quit. I just tapped her, shook the invisible bottle in my hand, and she pulled the condom off with a "ssscchhhlliiiiiicccckk!" How can they be so elegant and subtle applying it with their mouths, but then so cruel and heartless pulling it off?

10 minutes later, I released the backlog of swimmers across her tired knuckles. But she added an exclamation point to the whole encounter by not only pumping out the jizz from the tip, which is too sensitive and ruins the orgasm, but stopped after about 10 seconds. It takes me about a full minute to fully sing that aria.

This review is what she deserves. If anything, we can overlook her body image, lack of massage skills and perhaps her (unknown to me) fucking skillsets and perhaps wonderful personality once you get to know her, but not knowing how to sling a rod when it's spewing is unforgivable.

Upon departure, I asked her to introduce me to Jenny. Somehow, she was now available, now that Sabira has her chickens. A very fit woman in her late 40's-early 50's came to the room. The lights were on, so I could see her age beyond the athletic body and sizeable boobage. She was wearing a white cocktail dress, had a full shag head of hair. She looked very experienced. I had intended to see her upon arrival, but I was told Sabira was the only one available. By Sabira. I don't remember her name, to be honest. I heard Sabrina / Barbie / Something and decided to leave it at Sabira.

All in all, if you need gas, have a Fred Meyer rewards account, and are in the Free-lard area, you can probably save $. 30/ gallon using your card to pump your car's gas hole with petroleum product. If you want to go head and explore Gilsha, maybe insist on seeing Jenny, and pump her holes with lube-covered latex product, but keep the lights low. I'd keep your expectations on the low end as well. This place can be fully disregarded. You're welcome.

[Loren Daiz]

It was on the 1 story side. Either way service was terrible.

QUOTE=ShinamotoJason;6790708]You visited Sunshine, not CiCi. Sunshine has two entrances, upper & lower entrances.