Massage Parlor Reports

[ShinamotoJason]

None but the brave deserves the fair. Good luck!

Too bad they want all this personal info and selfie and the booker is a total ahole no way providing that for anyone, there is a reason why guys should never provide pics, real name and drivers license don't do it not worth it ever no matter how good the pussy is!

[IssaquahMan]

Too bad they want all this personal info and selfie and the booker is a total ahole no way providing that for anyone, there is a reason why guys should never provide pics, real name and drivers license don't do it not worth it ever no matter how good the pussy is!

I'd be careful here. Site was bought in early January 2024. Less than 2 months online.

[StevenAA]

Confirmed the name is Lina (via text). Pretty face and great body. Noticeably fake mm's, but at least they look nice. Has a small c-section scar and a puffy pussy. She was encouraging and told me she liked the sex as I was "sweet".

$$ all in, much better experience than at some other AMPs in my recent history, though I'd ding her for 5-10 min massage in the beginning and no massage afterward.

Lina:

Looks-7. 5, cute, perky, energetic.

She is built nicely, really great tits.

I would put her age at 32.

I believe a second visit would deliver a more GFE experience, not sure though.

No DFK, light kiss is about it.

[DickIncider12]

This is another rare opportunity! She's definitely one of the few truly young & natural, classy & pretty K-girls currently available in the States; her photos are 100%, prettier, much better in person; and, of course, she's very tight & responsive, knows how to enjoy sex with men. Highly recommended!

https://asianpink.cafe/model/ive-prebook-now/

Too bad they want all this personal info and selfie and the booker is a total ahole no way providing that for anyone, there is a reason why guys should never provide pics, real name and drivers license don't do it not worth it ever no matter how good the pussy is!

[ShinamotoJason]

This is another rare opportunity! She's definitely one of the few truly young & natural, classy & pretty K-girls currently available in the States; her photos are 100%, prettier, much better in person; and, of course, she's very tight & responsive, knows how to enjoy sex with men. Highly recommended!

https://asianpink.cafe/model/ive-prebook-now/

[Zomfg]

Is Yaya the same person as Rose?

From your excellent detailed post, I believe we're talking about about the same person. I met "Rose" for the first time in December when she was in Everett, and that's what I addressed her as in January and February when I met her again. I didn't ask what's her name since I already knew her as "Rose", and she never corrected me. Rebranding is common in the industry.

[KnoxNenters]

Usual disclaimer: I write longer reviews. I value my time, and yours, so it makes sense to provide useful information, which I summarize up top. Attention law enforcement: I am a writer, so none of this is real. It is purely for entertainment and fantasy.

To all the rest of you filthy mongers, you get another informative field report with plenty of details after the summary below.

It happens like this: I get a narrow window of opportunity to go somewhere to fuck a Chinese masseuse, usually when there's some daytime special thing in my schedule happening. This time I was donating blood downtown.

Please donate blood, fellows: start at redcross. Org. It's simple, and the need is quite urgent. We all thank you.

Summary: Yaya at QQ Spa, Lake City. I highly recommend her for certain types of clients with certain preferences.

Massage: Unknown. We never got to that (LOL).

Fuck / Suck: 4, overall. A solid 5 for BBBJ, a highlight, including the toothiness, which I love.

Looks: 3+ (hair is great, her eyes sparkle).

Body: 3 (showing some age, gravity battles; toned enough to enjoy).

Personality: 5.

Energy level: 5.

Facility: 3. Not super-discreet. It's a sketchy area, but it's clean and modern enough inside that you would feel good about spending an hour there.

Ever since this place went FS the past year, I've had no shortage of spectacular experiences. While it's true that one man's joy on a Monday can be another man's strife on a Tuesday, this place has been pretty consistent for me and others this past year.

Details:

While I was downtown having my vein drained of life-giving delicious blood, I thought I'd maybe go to La Moon in Belltown, and see Sally again to have my cock drained (subtle, huh?). She's a petite cutie, mid-late 30's who has a loose and flappy vag, but does great massage. I recommend her, despite the meat curtain hallway feature. I just wanted a BBBJ and a good massage. But she informed me (via WeChat) that she had moved onto the spot along the light rail line on MLK Way, so it was onto Plan B: Lucy at Maple Village Spa.

I had popped in at Maple Village a week or so ago to verify whether the Lucy we're hearing about was the same Lucy I had seen almost two years back, and it was not. But she is hot, and again today, she greeted me at the door, looking really cute. This was the second time she had seen me in one week, and she smiled and welcomed me inside for a massage. She then asked if I could wait "23 minutes". I declined, as my narrow window was closing. But I do intend to see her soon. She's pleasant, definitely a cute younger one. I look forward to first-hand experiences with her.

I remembered the recent babble here about a Rose at QQ, but there was also confusion as to whether it was the Seattle or Lake City location. I didn't care. I just went with Plan C and drove to QQ on Lake City Way. Roll the dice!

Walking in, I was greeted by "Mia" (more on her later) who was at La Moon with Sally (previously mentioned above). She did not recognize me, which was fine with me. I got a haircut recently, so I look different again. But she rather urgently pulled me down the hallway into an empty room, the usual stash-away move to secure her next payout. Or so I thought. She was insisting I stay in that room, very assertive about it. It turned out that another monger was finishing up, a young Indian man, and was being escorted down the hallway by Yaya. Mia was just respecting his privacy. But my eyes met his as he walked by. Busted, dude. I know you're a criminal. Once he was gone, Yaya came to me with a big laugh and hug, then kisses. Kisses! That's very rare. Not a cultural thing with the Chinese providers. She was truly excitable. She seemed to recognize me, hugging me again, saying sweet things, then navigating me down the hallway to the room awaiting us. I had a moment of imposter syndrome. But these providers see a lot of people, and it's all an act. But it felt nice to be treated that way, as if I were an old friend.

Onto the goods!

Behind closed doors, Yaya did not hesitate to signal her readiness. I told her I wanted to boom boom first, then massage after. That's not usually how it's done in first encounters, but she was treating me like I was an old friend, so I rolled with it. Sure enough, my cock was in her mouth within 30 seconds of the door closing, and it remained in there for another 8 or so minutes. Well, Hello! Nice to meet you. And it was toothy, which is my kink. I told her to go ahead and bite down. She's not quite as good at that as Cindy is, but she was dedicated to a lengthy and sloppy knob polishing.

My neurochemistry was firing all the happiness at what was unfolding. I was very happy at how things were going. Finally getting my clothes off, we got right into fucking.

PAUSE IN ACTION HERE: Do we really need to use code words and acronyms still? I know it helps summarize quickly, but we're talking about a throbbing cock, tits with big nipple tips, a sweet smooth bald pussy, and two people just fucking like animals 10 minutes after they met. What's not to love about the details?

I brought my own condoms, two just in case. Before she would slather lube all over her slit, I did a tongue gesture and put a finger down on her opening, nodding my intentions. She was already on her back waiting for my rubber missile, so she conveniently spread her thighs open to invite a tongue bath. I am always a little hesitant to get into that with someone new to me, but her energy was 110%, and everything felt right. It was perfectly clean, no blemishes, no smells. I only spent about 90 seconds on this, as my engorged cucumber was ready to pile into the "butt her let us" salad. Puns are free here. Bad ones.

Standing in missionary, it was clear there was plenty of energy left in her, and so I took charge and pounded heavily, switching to standing doggy after a few minutes. I noticed I was losing my attention, and she motioned for me to lay on my back. This led to ACG, until I pulled out and gestured she use her hand. I don't mind not finishing in the raincoat, but it just never happens with someone I don't know well enough. So I lay on my back and let her jack my cock for a full 15 minutes. She was a trooper, dedicated to milking me. But I had already cum that morning, and had donated blood. Unsurprisingly, I was not Sir Spermalot.

I took a few minutes break at that point to connect with her on WeChat, then we texted each other, to her relief. She doesn't speak English. I told her I had already sprinkled my cumin seed today, but didn't mind if I didn't finish with her, but would love to cuddle, kiss and get a fingertip massage. She was psyched, and on we went. I've learned that I get more pleasure from fingertip massages at these places than most massages, which are usually lame. Yaya had all the right energy for bringing total joy to my boner, but I just assumed she couldn't massage. I'll never know. We started off with a bang and never looked back.

After a few minutes of fingers along my backside, she snuggled up next to me and we made out, and played with each other's nipples. As I was making my way down her neck with my kisses, she started humping my thigh. I could hear her wetness against it. She asked if I wanted to fuck again. I was certainly hard enough again, so she ran off into the hallway, fully naked (don't you love that! And came back with a stock condom. I forgot about my 2nd one in my jeans, but let her put on one of these undersized finger cots. And again, we went at it for another 10 minutes. First with her doing CG, then RCG, leading into doggy, which is where I finished. She seemed a little sweaty, but happy I was done.

She was just so cheerful the whole time. Lots of laughter, smiling, kissing. It was exactly what I needed. I worried my day would end in disappointment with my other plan B and plan C options not working out. I did not know what the roulette wheel would land on at QQ, but it turned out to be Plan why. Yaya was a fabulous time, and I look forward to repeating.

FAQs:

Is Yaya the same person as Rose?

Fuckifino. Maybe if at Zomfg (who mentioned Rose at QQ on the posts preceding this one) and I compare meticulous notes, we might be able to determine that. She said she's been going by the name Yaya since she got to Seattle. Maybe one of you filthy mongers know.

Where did Yaya come from?

She's from Flushing, NY, originally China. They're all from Flushing or LA. But originally from China. It's organized. There's a power structure behind all of this. I'm going to be found in a puddle of blood someday talking about all of this shit. Much less writing about it.

How long has she been here? How long will she be at QQ?

Yaya has been in the Seattle area for two months, and will remain at QQ only until the end of the month, then will move onto somewhere "close by".

What about Mia?

On departure, Mia came out again, and I showed her my conversation in WeChat with Sally (whom she worked with at La Moon in Belltown last fall) from earlier in the day, which sparked her memory, and suddenly I'm feeling good vibes and attention all around with both of them. Tralfamadorian_55 wrote a review about Mia on RM. Ask him.

What's Yaya's personality like?

Afterwards while chatting with Mia in the lobby, Yaya clung to me until I left. She's just that type. Affectionate and bubbly. Lots of laughter. Both of them are really positive and professional at what they offer, but we're not talking about young knockouts here.

How tall is Yaya? How old is she? I found Yaya to be fairly attractive, considering she's probably close to 50, and she is 150 cm tall. Mia is not as arousing to me.

How big are all the tits there?

Both have C-cups with nice cleavage, but gravity is pulling.

How much did it cost?

Damage was the usual $$.

In summary, I would have preferred to spend my time with Lucy at Maple Village, but this pleasant surprise who calls herself Yaya now has me considering the value of giving my attention to someone who lavishes sensual fun energy upon me. I feel I deserve that, and it was delivered. Maybe I'll see Lucy again soon, but Cindy is my ATF, and I haven't seen her in a few months now. I plan to see her next. She is a wild and fun woman. That is what I need these days.

[Twcaus]

Every time someone mentions Pepsi in this forum, I make sure to visit and reclaim her with 2 fresh cream pies.

Does Pepsi at Elite also offer table shower like Euro?

[BennieBoy]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?255125-SweetAnna

Happy birthday.

Seen her on the board, but I can't make out anything about the menu. Any hints?

[Zomfg]

Did she give you a very sloppy DFK?

Not too slobbery, but both tongues were well lubed by saliva during the tango, haha.

Dumb question, but is this QQ Massage on Jackson, or QQ Spa on Lake City Way?

LCW, apologies for not being clear.

[KnoxNenters]

But because of them frequently moving.

I'm kind of tired of rebuilding relationship and start over every time.

If you don't know already, WeChat is your next-level step in AMP-ing. When you enjoy a provider, you connect with them on WeChat, then text them to find out where they are when you want to see them. Sure, many move out of the region, but most don't, and just rotate across a few spas every month or so.

Pro tip: you can register for WeChat with your real number (required, no burner text apps work), then switch your number after you're registered to your burner #.

Be aware, you need to be authenticated by a Chinese citizen to get registered, and they are only (usually) allowed to authenticate one person per day.

Every time I pull it up, the providers do not hesitate to provide their contact info. It's essentially a Facebook for China, but also associated with dating / fucking around. Like Snapchat, but not actually like Snapchat. Just saying that's how it's viewed.

[Xxp13]

Met happy cheery MILF Rose again (she pronounced it as "Ross") who was stationed at Sky / Sunshine Everett in December and Shangrila Seattle in January. Attractive face, HWP mom bod with soft Cs that gravity had claimed. She didn't mind I went ham with them during the extended pounding though. DFK, BLS + BBBJ combo, FIV, okay-ish CFS energy. Standard damage.

Did she give you a very sloppy DFK? I thought that was too much.

[RawDawg66]

I had some time to burn after having dinner next to Elite Spa in Edmonds. Folks, I found Pepsi. Same outstanding service when she was as ET. Half hour is now. 5 but oh well, everything is going up in price but it's well worth it. Have a great time!

Every time someone mentions Pepsi in this forum, I make sure to visit and reclaim her with 2 fresh cream pies.

[Gvbdc]

Met happy cheery MILF Rose again (she pronounced it as "Ross") who was stationed at Sky / Sunshine Everett in December and Shangrila Seattle in January. Attractive face, HWP mom bod with soft Cs that gravity had claimed. She didn't mind I went ham with them during the extended pounding though. DFK, BLS + BBBJ combo, FIV, okay-ish CFS energy. Standard damage.

Dumb question, but is this QQ Massage on Jackson, or QQ Spa on Lake City Way?

[Zomfg]

Met happy cheery MILF Rose again (she pronounced it as "Ross") who was stationed at Sky / Sunshine Everett in December and Shangrila Seattle in January. Attractive face, HWP mom bod with soft Cs that gravity had claimed. She didn't mind I went ham with them during the extended pounding though. DFK, BLS + BBBJ combo, FIV, okay-ish CFS energy. Standard damage.