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02-26-24 16:56 #12281
Posts: 138Originally Posted by BrownChocolate [View Original Post]
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02-26-24 02:58 #12280
Posts: 17Blast from the Past
Hello fellow mongers, greetings from the bay area! Been reminiscing about the old days and remembered Angela of DDS / Orchid / weird Greenwood place fame.
I had lost my old phone and not having saved her number I lost that too. Last I talked to her, a year back, she said she was moving down to California.
Anybody know what she's upto these days?
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02-25-24 17:02 #12279
Posts: 151Vivi massage in Kenmore
Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]
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02-25-24 14:42 #12278
Posts: 292Originally Posted by Thefourtwo5 [View Original Post]
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02-25-24 13:27 #12277
Posts: 69First one was Pacific
Originally Posted by MagicQ [View Original Post]
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02-25-24 01:18 #12276
Posts: 20Diva Renton
Diva, if nothing else, offers variety. I called the phone number to ask who was on duty. MMS figured out which of her 10 burners was ringing and processed my inventory request:
"One hispanic girl one asian girl one white girl all very beautiful you go be very happy. "Challenge accepted.
I drew Columbian bombshell "Ivanka"; 30 ish, enormous gravity-defying MMs and the kind of ass the youngsters go crazy for these days.
When I entered the airlock, she was there discharging her previous patient. Note: this was the 2nd time in a row that I've had to do a blind-side spinning shame-shuffle with a head-fake into the paint to avoid the foul. Shameless Shakira waved me in like she was just selling snowcones at Sea-fair.
Now, you'd think they'd go to the bullpen for a reliever in this situation-send the starter to the locker room for an ice bath or something. The room hadn't even been cleaned up yet-I went into a skid when I hit a wet spot. I shit you not. I went for it anyway because I'm a deviant cluck.
Paid the standard tax up front and got comfortable. And that was the high point of the visit.
The details are unimportant and would be unkind, but I'll say this much; her ample back meat proved to function much like seismic dampers in an office tower. No matter how much it was shaking at ground level, you could cut a diamond in the penthouse. The real issue was that she couldn't hide how much she wanted to get it over with. She's either overworked or in the wrong profession.
She started paying attention when I told her to just forget it. She couldn't understand-literally couldn't understand English beyond what was in the "English for Party Girls" manual. I tried to use the translator app but she didn't seem to understand that either. I wanted to tell her (in a kind way) that if a patient walks out of there feeling any less virile than Billy Bob Thornton did back when Angelina Jolie was wearing a vial of his blood around her neck, you failed.
I did have a 10 out of 5 star experience in Tacoma today. More on that in a day or two.
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02-24-24 23:32 #12275
Posts: 6Thanks for the info, bummer it's fake though expected. Anything on pacific spa review?
Originally Posted by Flyinggolfball [View Original Post]
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02-24-24 16:28 #12274
Posts: 69Victoria (found. Sorry)
Originally Posted by MagicQ [View Original Post]
"Massage Parlor Details:
Only downside for me is that she would not undress, so I was only able to feel her snatch OTC. Her tits are pretty small but still feel full if that makes sense.
More details".
Started with a covered massage for 5-10 minutes. Cover came off and oil massage started. Was a decent massage, I would say average. Once she started on the legs there were a few grazes and I was anticipating the flip. She did do a little light touch and reach under then got the pillow.
On the flip, no haggling, just commenting on how she liked my member then got some oil and started. After a minute or so the next thing I know is there was a finger inserted and I liked it. Did not take long after that. She worked everything out and then did a nice clean up. It was one of the better ones I have gotten. ".
COMMENT from the RB.
"yampca:02.21 2024.
Fake! Just like his other review. May has not been there since November".
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02-24-24 16:24 #12273
Posts: 69Victoria spa
Originally Posted by MagicQ [View Original Post]
"went in for a 90 minute massage cause I heard this was non-erotic and I did want some pain relief. Had to wait 20 minutes cause they had just gotten slammed. Agreed, got a nice shiatsu backwalking massage for first 20 minutes then full back for another 20-30 ins and then flipped to front. There was some slightly flirty touching but not like in full erotic joints. On the front flip (only drapping was a thin sheet BTW) she pulls the sheet down to my waist and also off the legs so that sheet in only covering my junk and nothing else. While massage was not erotic it was very sensual and and I was totally hard. As she worked here hands closer to my junk at one point I just busted a nut into the sheet.
I put as recommended cause, while not for everyone here, I actually like this cause I gat a more then halfway decent massage but also was sensual enough that if your sensitive like I am it totally made me cum. The only down side was that on paying the bill before leaving she requested cash and then also not so subtly demanded more for the tip. I find that really rude and off putting but I'll probably go gack sometime. Maybe."
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02-24-24 13:03 #12272
Posts: 69Bellevue AMP review, PM me
Originally Posted by HowardSuxs [View Original Post]
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02-24-24 11:46 #12271
Posts: 6New Redmond RM posts?
Saw a couple of new posts on RM Redmond for pacific and Victoria spa. Anyone have RM to give quick lowdown?
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02-24-24 10:11 #12270
Posts: 5Kirkland
I'm new to the hobby. I'm looking for a massage place in Kirkland with HJ ending. Any recommendations? Thanks in advance.
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02-24-24 08:15 #12269
Posts: 24Diva talent now?
Originally Posted by DirtBurgler [View Original Post]
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02-23-24 21:37 #12268
Posts: 316Lucy at Maple
Originally Posted by KnoxNenters [View Original Post]
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02-23-24 11:34 #12267
Posts: 5Originally Posted by HouseFriedRice [View Original Post]