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10-05-22 12:58 #9829
Posts: 323Originally Posted by KuatoKuato [View Original Post]
Couldn't agree more regarding Bellevue; there has to be a damn good reason for me to go there.
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10-05-22 00:43 #9828
Posts: 158Susielove69 - meh
https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?478749-Susielove69
I was feeling the itch and my regular was not available, and I was limited in time, so against my better judgment I reached out to the local ladies to see who might be available. Susielove69 was the only one who could take me at the time.
Now, I suppose I should explain my better judgment. I avoid visits in Bellevue for many reasons, the biggest reason being the history of LE raids here. However the other big reason is because the local "talent" isn't really talented, if what you want is someone young, pretty, and fun, and in fact the locals are generally just the opposite. So my better judgement says that Bellevue is off the list. (All that said, I do have 1 exception for a long time regular. And she is worth it!
However once in a while I'll go against my better judgment and almost every time I regret it. Unfortunately this proved no different. Overall I give 2 out of 5 total stars. My breakdown is as follows:
Face / Body: 2 stars. She looks just like her photos, but what you cannot see in the photos, though if you've tried the local "talent" you will know, that she is old, like MILF+, like arguably GILF. That said she has a trim body which lifts her up 0. 5 star. But I'd bet my annual salary that her B-cups are fake, as they felt too firm and too perfectly half-dome form in my hands. Nips not responsive and remained small like the size of an advil pill and definitely not satisfying for suckeling, so I take away couple stars for that.
Personality / Attitude: 2 stars. She was friendly, responsive to small talk / chit-chat, and generally tried to make you comfortable and relaxed. That said there was a hint of coldness, an all-business undertone.
Service. 1. 5 stars. The massage was very good and I'd rate that 3. 5 stars because she was fully nude and I got to do a lot of roaming. However she didn't like my hands on her vag so take 0. 5 stars away there, and take away another 1. 5 star saway because when it came time for the flip she went straight to putting on a condom then getting onto her back and spreading her legs and telling me to go for it. There was no teasing to build up. There was no foreplay. It was the FS version of a the "jackhammer HJ" finish. I was definitely not aroused in any way, and having her stare at me from between her legs that were up in the air in a "V" formation and telling me to start pounding away. Yeah that just didn't do it for me. Fortunately I did eventually get it up enough to get it in and finish. But there are at least a dozen providers I know who give 10 X better HJ at half the price.
Like I said. Against my better judgement, and I should've known. The life lesson here is don't ignore what you already know.
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10-04-22 23:10 #9827
Posts: 7Lin's spa
Originally Posted by BigAdventure26 [View Original Post]
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10-04-22 21:36 #9826
Posts: 23Originally Posted by DesertLion [View Original Post]
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10-04-22 21:15 #9825
Posts: 20[Deleted by Admin]
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10-04-22 17:21 #9824
Posts: 7Lin's spa Janny
Went for an early morning session today and got Jenny at Lin's spa.
She asked how long I wanted. I said an hour, paid the fee and went in. She took my hand and led me to one of the rooms. The massage she gave me was very good. She has really strong hands for such a petite girl. After turning me over she asked me if I wanted anything extra. I told her I wanted full service. We agreed on the tip price and she left for a minute. When she came back she started kissing me and told me she was going to be my girlfriend for the next 30 minutes. She then started to give me BBBJ but this time she moved into the 69 position. He pussy looked and tasted amazing. It was very clean with no hair. She then put the condom on me and started to ride me cowgirl. Her pussy was so tight and wet. It felt amazing. We moved into the doggy position and that was all it took. She made me cum right away she felt so good I could not last more then a minute or two. I will for sure be coming back to this spa. Every time I come here the quality of the girls that work there are very good. Always young girls with great service.
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10-03-22 18:46 #9823
Posts: 66Originally Posted by ThatOneGuy333 [View Original Post]
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10-03-22 18:09 #9822
Posts: 1774Originally Posted by Buck1138 [View Original Post]
I hope they swap her out soon. I wouldn't even want an HJ from her. Hats off to you for having the wherewithall to get through a FS visit. I want management to see on the security vids that way more people leave than stay.
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10-03-22 16:39 #9821
Posts: 15Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]
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10-03-22 11:25 #9820
Posts: 89Kent place on central
603 central.
This location would be amazing for me but alas it's not good news. The lady working there was pretty unattractive even for an older gal. And I really like the older ones. The massage was pretty crap. FS was available for 200 all in but it was covered and she was asking me to hurry up and cum right from the beginning. Well. Stop putting that tiny shitty condom on my dick and I'll cum way faster. After we finished there was no finishing our time with a massage or anything like that. Just out the door 15 min early. I will not be returning unless I see a report that they swap up the talent.
If you are going to have older unattractive providers you better have amazing service and be cheaper than other places.
A while back my go-to place in Columbia city had an older lady that was not a looker at all but she took such good care of me for 160 that I was in that place like 3 times a week.
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10-02-22 00:30 #9819
Posts: 167Annie
Originally Posted by GettingYounger [View Original Post]
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10-01-22 22:52 #9818
Posts: 7AMP for my female friend?
As the title says, I have a female friend who wants to get the special treatment at an AMP. Anyone know any spots that are happy to see female customers and satisfy them? Thanks in advance.
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10-01-22 10:47 #9817
Posts: 29Kings Spa Lynnwood
Went to Kings yesterday, 6 for house, massage was eh, tableshower was decent but man does that soap smell terrible. 6 for usual HE and then was offered BBBJ for another 6, FS was on the table as well but wasn't feeling it. Probably worth going back but with a different provider.
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10-01-22 06:04 #9816
Posts: 145Originally Posted by LustForLife72 [View Original Post]
On the negative side, yeah, you get spammed about coming in to meet the new girl. Or occasional begging when you're not in the mood. And of course, much of it is in Chinese, so you'll need to translate on the fly, which is easy with the app. I'm hearing of the possibility you can do live translated caption video, but it's not showing up on Google, but you better believe it'll be a feature soon if it's not. Then you have a game-changer.
I'd say don't bother with texting. WeChat has built in translation, so they understand what you want when you send them an English text. Texting to them is as difficult as it is for you when you get a text in Chinese. They only verbally know a repertoire of English phrases necessary to be successful at their jobs. They can't read it. 95% of the time.
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10-01-22 05:39 #9815
Posts: 145Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]