Massage Parlor Reports

[GettingYounger]

Definitely check out Helen too. She's younger and super cute. She gave me a great massage today. Both therapeutic and sensual.

She's smaller too. When she's on top stretching and kneading you using her toes and knees and elbows it feels amazing.

Went based on a reco from here that both providers are good masseuses.

Standard house fee + .6.

Saw Mandy, it wasn't very therapeutic which I often like, but reasonably don't expect from an AMP. It was good from the "sensual" standpoint and relative to many AMPs. Decent ending. Asked Mandy about extras, she said "she didn't. Someone else there certainly does as one of you came in, had a not very quiet "massage" next door, and then left in a fairly quick visit.

All in all, I'd give it a 3.5/5. I left feeling relaxed, mission accomplished, but it wasn't anything special.

If anyone has other AMP recommendations that match some of the solid (but pricier) TNA providers, I'm all ears. Not looking for FS. It feels like the options are AMPs for decent enough & cheaper, or TNA providers for double the cost but only a partially better experience.

[Tonguing]

Flagged for removal. That didn't take long.

A quick perusal of the wellness ads on CL and there are a lot of potential UTR ads here. For example, the image and the description of lash extensions don't exactly match up: https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/h...722756564.html I reached out and they said $40 deposit required, which is a pass for me.

Several other coded ads on there as well.

If anyone TOFTT, please share!

[RustyWebfFoot]

There's a new place called Lisa Massage at 140th and Aurora. That building was a funeral home until recently. I'm fascinated and terrified to check it out and see what they did with the place. I assume as a funeral parlor they had small "viewing rooms" that you would go in to see your dead loved one in their casket. They would make perfect little private rooms for a massage.

I'm a little too weirded out to go try it, but I'm really curious to read your reports.

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Great bar in former funeral home. Previously called The Pine Box.

[Regularity]

There's a new place called Lisa Massage at 140th and Aurora. That building was a funeral home until recently. I'm fascinated and terrified to check it out and see what they did with the place. I assume as a funeral parlor they had small "viewing rooms" that you would go in to see your dead loved one in their casket. They would make perfect little private rooms for a massage.

I'm a little too weirded out to go try it, but I'm really curious to read your reports.

Visiting the place should be fine. As long as you have privacy, reasonable cleanliness and a roof that keeps the rain off your head, it doesn't matter what happened within the walls of the building previously. There's even a place in Federal Way where you can get a massage in an old bank vault.

[PoonHunter2]

There's a new place called Lisa Massage at 140th and Aurora. That building was a funeral home until recently. I'm fascinated and terrified to check it out and see what they did with the place. I assume as a funeral parlor they had small "viewing rooms" that you would go in to see your dead loved one in their casket. They would make perfect little private rooms for a massage.

I'm a little too weirded out to go try it, but I'm really curious to read your reports.

[JKLFisher]

If you don't know already, WeChat is your next-level step in AMP-ing. When you enjoy a provider, you connect with them on WeChat, then text them to find out where they are when you want to see them. Sure, many move out of the region, but most don't, and just rotate across a few spas every month or so.

Pro tip: you can register for WeChat with your real number (required, no burner text apps work), then switch your number after you're registered to your burner #.

Be aware, you need to be authenticated by a Chinese citizen to get registered, and they are only (usually) allowed to authenticate one person per day.

Every time I pull it up, the providers do not hesitate to provide their contact info. It's essentially a Facebook for China, but also associated with dating / fucking around. Like Snapchat, but not actually like Snapchat. Just saying that's how it's viewed.

I find the auto translate feature useful. They can text you in Chinese and their text will automatically translate their message into English.

It is very useful when traveling in China. Sometimes the Chinese Security Service will block certain features of other platforms.

Another useful feature is being able to connect with them either by voice or video, whether they are in China or elsewhere. You bypass cellphone charges.

[ScotchYoke]

No phone was listed but pretty clear what was available.

Wish I could have seen it before it got taken down.

[Kicker420]

No phone was listed but pretty clear what was available.

Similar post across the country at the same time, wouldn't get your hopes up https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/...722425367.html.

[WaRubMonger]

Flagged for removal. That didn't take long.

No phone was listed but pretty clear what was available.

[ScotchYoke]

CL post.

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/h...722426118.html

Flagged for removal. That didn't take long.

[WaRubMonger]

CL post.

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/h...722426118.html

[Gvbdc]

Went based on a reco from here that both providers are good masseuses.

Standard house fee + .6.

Saw Mandy, it wasn't very therapeutic which I often like, but reasonably don't expect from an AMP. It was good from the "sensual" standpoint and relative to many AMPs. Decent ending. Asked Mandy about extras, she said "she didn't. Someone else there certainly does as one of you came in, had a not very quiet "massage" next door, and then left in a fairly quick visit.

All in all, I'd give it a 3.5/5. I left feeling relaxed, mission accomplished, but it wasn't anything special.

If anyone has other AMP recommendations that match some of the solid (but pricier) TNA providers, I'm all ears. Not looking for FS. It feels like the options are AMPs for decent enough & cheaper, or TNA providers for double the cost but only a partially better experience.

[Regularity]

If I recall correctly, the post about videotaping and blackmail differed markedly from the OP's first note about Junhilan. I think that initial post was VERY positive, an obvious advertisement from an owner or somebody else expecting financial benefits. But the Admin caught wind of it, modified the post in a hilarious switch-up, and made it sticky.

In general, I'm suspicious of posts that are too glowing or that come from regular members who only have a couple of generic posts. I place more stock in posts from senior members.

Yes, you are remembering correctly.

[SkeletonKey6]

I drew a Chinese girl, barely 5' tall and slender.

Was it Bobo by any chance?

[BananaBandit]

I've never been, but it looks like they have a couple of recent posts on Rub Maps. They are also open to 10 pm or later, so that's a good sign. From using the "Advanced Search" on RM, seems like it might be a HJ place only? Hopefully you can give it a try and let us know. I tend to help guys that help out the community with good info. Stay safe!

This place is a trip! Walking upstairs there I feel like I'm in some David Lynch film. Which is fun but also a bit creepy. If it weren't for my first trip there I don't think I'd have gone back. I drew a Chinese girl, barely 5' tall and slender. The massage lasted no more than 2 minutes and no tease. On the flip she grabbed my cock and balls and started milking like a pro. Agreed to $. 4 on top of the. 6 house fee. She started sucking and immediately felt a kinky vibe off her. I started finger banging her with one hand and pulling her hair with my other hand. I quickly learned she had no gag reflex. Long story short but she is the only AMP provider I have ever straight up skullfucked. She put a hat on and I railed her deep in every position I wanted. There was no attempt to be quiet on either our parts. As I got ready to blow I got her on her knees, pulled off the rubber and shoved my dick down her throat. I came hard and she swallowed every drop as she started straight in my eyes smiling. She then pushed me onto the tiny bed and cuddled, thanking me profusely. It was some straight up porn film stuff! Not only did I not want to leave, I wanted to take her home with me.

I went back a week later, but she was gone. Got a full massage and on the flip only HE was available. She said the mamasan got mad the other girls were doing more and they got fired. I didn't believe her, but she made it clear nothing else was available.

I've gone back a few times since. Always hit and miss with quality of providers. FS has always been available since. I kinda hate the place but keep hoping my slutty little unicorn will return. I got a text the other day from them. Must be from some group as they don’t have my number. Said there was a new young girl working. Might have to go see when I’m in town