Massage Parlor Reports

[Chanko]

My experience is from like 6 months ago so I'm not so much reporting to provide info as I am just sharing my thoughts. I went to QQ / Star Point, which I'd been to before and had an OK experience. Obviously ok enough to return. This last time though was unpleasant. First, upon walking in the odor was nauseating. It smelled like cat food that had been left out for weeks. I'm fairly certain something died in there. The smell was strong enough that my nose never adjusted and my clothes and hair stunk of it even after going home. Second, the sheet on the table had a shit stain on it. The provider covered it up with a towel when she saw it. Finally, the massage was worse than not getting a massage. It felt like I was in that scene in Friends where ross massages the guy with wooden spoons. Just a waste of time. Finally, the service itself was fine, no different from the dozens of other "just fine" services I've received over the years. But altogether the experience was so far over on the unpleasant side of the ledger that it snapped me back to reality and made me realize that the whole hobby is just not worth it for me. The women are literally the same frumpy women I see shopping in Asian family market or 99 ranch, and I never have any desire to fuck them then. Most of the time I feel like I'm convincing myself to do it. And of course the drain on the finances is a factor.

I don't begrudge anyone for this hobby so I'm just sharing my experience in case it helps anyone else out there feel validated. It's been surprisingly easy to quit. And any time I've had an urge, all I have to do is wank one out at home and the thought disappears. Best of luck to everyone.

You never posted to help the community. And only decided to post in order to complain about it.

[FaraField]

My experience is from like 6 months ago...It's been surprisingly easy to quit. And any time I've had an urge, all I have to do is wank one out at home and the thought disappears. Best of luck to everyone.

I've had a couple horrible experiences, comparable to yours. I tell myself, that's it, this hobby sucks. And yet, later on, I always convince myself the next experience will be better, and then it usually is, so I'm back in.

I feel like for sure the bad experiences are far more common now than they once were, even though I'm much more careful now.

How bad does an experience have to be before it really is the last one? Dunno.

[BoboJ]

My experience is from like 6 months ago so I'm not so much reporting to provide info as I am just sharing my thoughts. I went to QQ / Star Point, which I'd been to before and had an OK experience. Obviously ok enough to return. This last time though was unpleasant. First, upon walking in the odor was nauseating. It smelled like cat food that had been left out for weeks. I'm fairly certain something died in there. The smell was strong enough that my nose never adjusted and my clothes and hair stunk of it even after going home. Second, the sheet on the table had a shit stain on it. The provider covered it up with a towel when she saw it. Finally, the massage was worse than not getting a massage. It felt like I was in that scene in Friends where ross massages the guy with wooden spoons. Just a waste of time. Finally, the service itself was fine, no different from the dozens of other "just fine" services I've received over the years. But altogether the experience was so far over on the unpleasant side of the ledger that it snapped me back to reality and made me realize that the whole hobby is just not worth it for me. The women are literally the same frumpy women I see shopping in Asian family market or 99 ranch, and I never have any desire to fuck them then. Most of the time I feel like I'm convincing myself to do it. And of course the drain on the finances is a factor.

I don't begrudge anyone for this hobby so I'm just sharing my experience in case it helps anyone else out there feel validated. It's been surprisingly easy to quit. And any time I've had an urge, all I have to do is wank one out at home and the thought disappears. Best of luck to everyone.

[TomBrandon]

Any opportunities to give Sophia a sip at Lily's? I know she's been known to get thirsty.

And frankly, her being an enthusiastically receptive smoking hot dirty **** piss bucket seems to be part of the allure.

Ok just because you had a bad time despite many of us having some pretty great times with her doesn't mean we are "white knighting". Sheesh.

Respectfully things not working out for you and her might be a you problem.

[Xxp13]

I stopped by QQ. A granny opened the door, and I immediately evacuated. It seems like I would have to wait for next month for the ladies to rotate. They usually have attractive ladies working here. I guess not for this month.

I went to Maple Village Spa. A small lady opened the inner door. She had an okay body, but her face is below average. This place has monitors inside the room, so you could see what is happening outside. While she was giving me a massage, a customer stopped by to give pizza. She excused herself to grab some pizza while another customer came in. She told me to wait for 10 minutes. I thought it was to give her time to finish her food, but she joined the other customer in a different room. The 10 minute wait became 30 minutes. I was about to leave, but another lady came in. Her name is Jasmine. She is a taller lady than the previous one with an okay body and below average face. She gave a terrible massage with some teasing. After 10 minutes, she asked me to flip and the negotiation started. She was asking for 2. 5, for everything. I said no and I would only give her 1. 9. She came back undressed and immediately put in the cover and lube to ride. I told her to hold off for maybe a BJ or DATY, but I got rejected. Also, she would not let me touch her chest. I decided to put it in anyways, but she does not want to spread her legs. It was not stimulating, so I just decided to grab my clothes and leave.

The drive home during rush hour made it worst. I should have went for the KGirls.

[TheThinker808]

As with most things in life my take is prob somewhere in between those 2. I paid my ATF rate for a non-ATF experience. It was solid, but lacked a little chemistry. But YMMV because others have reported great chemistry, and maybe she was a bit tired which is why she said I fucked her for a long time. I also enjoy a post-banging massage even if it's short. It's a nice way to wrap up and relax a moment before heading out and I didn't get that from her.

All said and done I'd repeat, but ATM I'd rather see my ATF and / or try new providers.

I saw Sophia yesterday and I thought she was mediocre. There wasn't anything special about the session. It was pretty much scripted and although some people might have had great chemistry it felt super regular to me. Nothing really stood out and tbh I have had way better experiences at a strip club LOL.

[LookingX]

I usually avoid places that say they offer "Therapeutic Massage. " I think it's a code word for not providing what I want.

"Asian," or "Oriental," and "Foot Spa," seem to be good labels to look for.

Since I didn't hear back from anybody about FS AMPs in Bellevue, I've begun my own, plodding investigation.

Was on the Eastside and had an itch to scratch: Tina Massage (159 xx NE 8th St) looked promising. I received a decent body rub with no extras.

I entered the building and found two Asian women talking in / about an active construction project. The door to their area was ajar and in bright red letters it said Spa B. Clearly, there was nothing for me there. I walked down the hall and found an open door to a massage studio not under construction. The woman inside, Tina, asked me how long I wanted; I said 30 minutes. She wore exercise attire, sneakers, tube sox, loose-fitting gym shorts, and a modest crop top. I found her to be more attractive than the northend grannies but less hot than, say, Mimi at Comfort Spa on Jackson.

Left alone in the room, I undressed and climbed on the table. Tina returned and sloppily draped me. She provided a relatively good massage with oil. Several times, she leaned over my head to reach my glutes and I gently raised my head so that it brushed against her pussy. However, I couldn't get a good read on the situation (curative massage or sexual acts), and I decided not to risk putting my hands on her shins, thighs or ass.

There was no flip. Although the 30-minute mark came, I hadn't. Tina could tell that there was something I still sought. She asked whether I wanted an hour. I declined. I used my big-boy words and said, "Can I get a handjob?" She answered, "Oh. No. Sorry. We don't do that here. " I said okay and we concluded our business. Maybe it's a YMMV place but based on our interaction I doubt I'll ever receive any extras there.

It turns out that my masseuse was Tina. Her pic is on the website. https://www.tinamassage.com/.

I paid 50 for a session that lasted about 45 minutes. And I tipped 20.

[DamianDono]

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[Original703]

Since I didn't hear back from anybody about FS AMPs in Bellevue, I've begun my own, plodding investigation.

Was on the Eastside and had an itch to scratch: Tina Massage (159 xx NE 8th St) looked promising. I received a decent body rub with no extras.

I entered the building and found two Asian women talking in / about an active construction project. The door to their area was ajar and in bright red letters it said Spa B. Clearly, there was nothing for me there. I walked down the hall and found an open door to a massage studio not under construction. The woman inside, Tina, asked me how long I wanted; I said 30 minutes. She wore exercise attire, sneakers, tube sox, loose-fitting gym shorts, and a modest crop top. I found her to be more attractive than the northend grannies but less hot than, say, Mimi at Comfort Spa on Jackson.

Left alone in the room, I undressed and climbed on the table. Tina returned and sloppily draped me. She provided a relatively good massage with oil. Several times, she leaned over my head to reach my glutes and I gently raised my head so that it brushed against her pussy. However, I couldn't get a good read on the situation (curative massage or sexual acts), and I decided not to risk putting my hands on her shins, thighs or ass.

There was no flip. Although the 30-minute mark came, I hadn't. Tina could tell that there was something I still sought. She asked whether I wanted an hour. I declined. I used my big-boy words and said, "Can I get a handjob?" She answered, "Oh. No. Sorry. We don't do that here. " I said okay and we concluded our business. Maybe it's a YMMV place but based on our interaction I doubt I'll ever receive any extras there.

It turns out that my masseuse was Tina. Her pic is on the website. https://www.tinamassage.com/.

I paid 50 for a session that lasted about 45 minutes. And I tipped 20.

[HouseFriedRice]

So what's your ultimate take? Fuck of the year with a stone fox who fucking loves her job, and we should pull out all the stops to see her before she heads back to Bellingham? Or modestly overhyped 45-year-old with a nice rack and a surfeit of cheerleaders?

As with most things in life my take is prob somewhere in between those 2. I paid my ATF rate for a non-ATF experience. It was solid, but lacked a little chemistry. But YMMV because others have reported great chemistry, and maybe she was a bit tired which is why she said I fucked her for a long time. I also enjoy a post-banging massage even if it's short. It's a nice way to wrap up and relax a moment before heading out and I didn't get that from her.

All said and done I'd repeat, but ATM I'd rather see my ATF and / or try new providers.

[Warrior321]

Bring the Bell was met by a new girl at QQ spa, about 5 ft tall cute lovely personality nice rack nice ass, said her name was Cece. Massage was good the room was clean and she had a big smile all the time, teasing was good and on the flip easy negotiation, safety girl so everything covered but everything available I'll definitely be going back to see her again, 200, all in, I had a great time.

[SkeletonKey6]

I saw Sophia at Lins a few years ago and honestly never understood all the white knight reviews for her. She's an aging late 40's woman who happens to have slightly above average tits with poor service (at least for me). There's a reason why she's made Podunk Bellingham her perm location and it's not a good reason.

I went to Lily's on the same street to try the revered Sophia. Massage wasn't bad. Unfortunately the prices she wanted were wayyy too high, and she wanted additional charges for taking her clothes off. Big bitties are nice and all but I'm not paying an upfront $$. 6 premium to get a CBJ. I'm used to spending no more than $$ for CFS so it was my first time getting up and walking out. Negotiate fellas.

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[FlyingGolfball]

1st time seeing Sophia despite all the positive reports while (and after) she was at Lin's. She's pretty cute, but I'd put her age at 45. She's got some pretty big naturals that she put to good use.

Massage started out like normal with some light grazing near the end of the 15-20 minutes of massage. Offered $. 4 for everything, but she asked for more so I gave her another. 2 which she accepted but seemed like she wanted more. That didn't stop her from giving me her version of a B2 B rub which was really rubbing her nice tits all over me from different positions while I was laying face down. When she was in between my legs she really rubbed my cock down with them, and by the time that was all done I was panting. Haven't had anything like it and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Afterward she gave me a decent CBJ and then we went through 3 positions. When I finished she told me I fucked her for a long time; I'll take the compliment but it was prob 15-20 minutes, nothing close to the 40+ minutes I sometimes read on the forums.

Does she go by different name? I checked the rmap but didn't see any review under that name. Hope she stays until end of this weekend. Might travel north for her.

[BaryMcCochener]

So what's your ultimate take? Fuck of the year with a stone fox who fucking loves her job, and we should pull out all the stops to see her before she heads back to Bellingham? Or modestly overhyped 45-year-old with a nice rack and a surfeit of cheerleaders?

Had a chance to visit shortly after her B'ham shop opened (very convenient for me) but it's on a very busy thoroughfare and the 'wait-of-shame' at the front door is a bit off-putting (especially in this small town). I found Sophia to be quite attractive and very friendly and mid-forties is accurate, fun / flirty very encouraging (we did use a translate-app for a few nuanced subjects, but very good conversational English). My take on the whole experience is skewed because most of my activity is north of the border (no euphamism. BC), but I had $200 worth of FS fun (but she tapped-out after about 10 minutes) w / a manual finish.

If time is a premium, I may give her another shot but if you're coming-up from Pierce / King / Snoho, you may as well drive another 20 miles to the border and sample all that Canada has to offer.

[DeepInMarcus]

Met Coco at Stone. Late 30's to early 40's but good body for the age. Wanted to keep the balloon on for everything, so got CBJ and CFS. Not the tightest box tbh and the body odor was not particularly astounding. But she had a really pleasant attitude and was accommodating. Overall maybe a 2. 5/5 experience. Personally would not go back. But I'm a young dude with high standards so for why'all married old dudes YMMV.

Side report, I went to Lily's on the same street to try the revered Sophia. Massage wasn't bad. Unfortunately the prices she wanted were wayyy too high, and she wanted additional charges for taking her clothes off. Big bitties are nice and all but I'm not paying an upfront $$. 6 premium to get a CBJ. I'm used to spending no more than $$ for CFS so it was my first time getting up and walking out. Negotiate fellas.