Massage Parlor Reports

**Dresser124** · 04-11-23 12:32

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better..

Was there a few weeks ago, decent looking lady in 40's and got CFS no questions asked. Did a real review on Rub maps.

**KitWalker1967** · 04-11-23 11:53

Originally Posted by Lego19 [View Original Post]

Holy shit, a bunch of fake reviews on Rubmaps today morning. It's so easy to spot. Is there anyone posting real reviews in there? Any recommendations for spots with young hot ladies in Seattle or the east side? Dm me thanks.

I'm trying to fight the good fight over there man, but yeah the fake reviews have been rolling in like a tsunami lately. Wrote a post about it in the RM Washington State forum and their mods deleted it after a few days. Unfortunately I don't have any information regarding what you're seeking.

**Lego19** · 04-11-23 11:40

Holy shit, a bunch of fake reviews on rubmaps today morning. It's so easy to spot. Is there anyone posting real reviews in there? Any recommendations for spots with young hot ladies in Seattle or the east side? Dm me thanks.

**Ame128** · 04-10-23 20:59

Originally Posted by VillageRat [View Original Post]

Welp. The one time I went there early in the pandemic. The only extra was a HJ.

BUT. Fast forward to today. I just stopped by there at lunch time. Crystal Massage is actually the second house back off the road (124th Ave NE) now. The house right on the road actually has a sign on the door saying something like "massage is next house", so I turned around and sure as shit, there it was. Maybe 75 yards off of 124th. So, I went, rang the bell, and the door was answered by a pretty sexy looking lady in a short dress, with plenty of cleavage and a real nice looking body. Probably mid 40's, maybe 50. But definitely different than anything else we've seen in Kirkland in recent years.

I was like "alright alright alright" but then she asked if I could return in 1/2 hour because they were busy, I said I could. And then she summoned another girl to the door to say hi to me and she was also dressed to please. A little taller than the other and relatively attractive for this scene, but definitely doable. Though I liked girl #1 better.

Anyway, while I said I'd return in 30, I didn't, because I had to return to work.

Looks promising though. I just wonder how long that'll float in the land of Kirk.

Might've gotten the same person, but can confirm on CFS, nothing too out of the ordinary in ways of service.

**Pontus311** · 04-10-23 18:58

Was on Aurora not particularly liking the talent in the rain, so I tried Apple for the first time. Cathy, amazing body and cute enough face totally took care of me and was trying to get around to out of me, but I was pressed for time. 200+40 to the house. Well worth IMHO.

**TryHarder2016** · 04-10-23 18:49

For those who got "teasing" treatment could you share some names?? Went there earlier and got my ass kicked so hard I'm still in pain. Shoulders much more relaxed now though.

**Chad6912** · 04-09-23 13:26

Originally Posted by MysticMack [View Original Post]

Took a trip to the sun spa a few weeks ago. Was greeted by Noah with the raspy voice. Past reviews are accurate and overall great experience, bb is on the table but I did not partake in it. Wouldn't repeat though because her voice is just too big of a turn off for me. But hey that's just me to each its own. Maybe I'll go back and try another provider.

Thanks for the review.

What are the rates, including house fee?

PM me if you don't want to post it here please.

**KitWalker1967** · 04-09-23 12:10

Originally Posted by MysticMack [View Original Post]

Any recent update on this AMP?

Nope. Last review on RM is dated 10/13/2022 and wasn't good.

**MysticMack** · 04-08-23 19:55

Took a trip to the sun spa a few weeks ago. Was greeted by Noah with the raspy voice. Past reviews are accurate and overall great experience, bb is on the table but I did not partake in it. Wouldn't repeat though because her voice is just too big of a turn off for me. But hey that's just me to each its own. Maybe I'll go back and try another provider.

**Peet0115** · 04-08-23 17:19

Anybody have any recent experience. With Rainbow in Edmunds, seems the 2 times I tried they were closed. May a Chinese vacation?

**MysticMack** · 04-07-23 23:31

Any recent update on this AMP?

**HarleySteve** · 04-07-23 20:12

Originally Posted by Serinite [View Original Post]

All true She puts in the effort and keeps it fun and honest. She will literally break a sweat to make you happy. On top of everything already mentioned she can clamp down on you like a vice when she wants is you to blow.

She was the "surprise guest" in a 3 some with Jenny. Jenny tapped out early and Tina finished the inning.

Tina came in and joined in one time when I was with Candy. She wanted to know if I could muster another load for her after filling Candy. Glad I was up for the challenge!

**Serinite** · 04-07-23 00:45

Originally Posted by MassageMeow [View Original Post]

Stopped by King's to get a massage with Tina. She's in the 55+ range, but I like that personally. Playful TS, BBBJ, rim followed by CFS. Got a decent massage as well, checking the boxes of everything I was looking for.

All true She puts in the effort and keeps it fun and honest. She will literally break a sweat to make you happy. On top of everything already mentioned she can clamp down on you like a vice when she wants is you to blow.

She was the "surprise guest" in a 3 some with Jenny. Jenny tapped out early and Tina finished the inning.

**Al Newman** · 04-06-23 17:14

Originally Posted by XCrossTownX [View Original Post]

She posted an ad on TNA as well with the name Jen559. The pics are not her, she is in her 40's, fat and very unenthusiastic. I paid for an hour and was out in 30 minutes, all services were sub par and restricted.

Don't waste your money or get your hopes up on this one.

I fell prey to that one. I was almost embarrassed to leave after 30 min (donation for 1 hr) she asked to write a review.

How many chumps continue to fall for this?

**BaconHillDad** · 04-06-23 16:49

One, any good spots in Magnolia? Got to go later this week and figured I could visit a spa to kill some time.

Two, can anyone DM me any spas with works with tits big enough to bounce while they ride me? All the spas I've been to have only had medium size at best.

Thanks y'all!