Massage Parlor Reports

[JMirage]

I was there a several years ago, got a great legit massage, but since every so often these places change I stopped by again this past week since it's a win in either case since I was pretty sore.

Still 100% legit, but the absolute hands down best legit massage I have had. Actual full body, like a therapeutic massage I expect after a car accident but better with more effort. Gave each body part attention, except chest that I can remember. A far cry from even the massages I get that I would say are good. She has strong hands, surprisingly deep for her size. I felt absolutely beat up when I left from being worked so hard.

I will definitely be back there when I'm experiencing some full body DOMS. I think my lady was named Tina. I highly recommend this for a legit massage if you actually need your body worked and don't need someone young / hot to do it, and you don't need a release. This place is actually pretty cheap at $50/ hr, very happy whatever tip you leave. So you could get this, then stop by another spot for your release and call it a therapeutic day.

[DamianDono]

Like bro WTF? 99.9% of these woman are doing it because they chose it? Only. 1% are being trafficked? If you really believe that I have some beach front property in the Himalayas I'd like to sell you. First I want you to give me all of your cash, jewelry and other valuables and then I will show you a picture of it. I promise It will be nice and you will like it. Just trust me. I wouldn't scam you.

I think we all do some mental gymnastics to try and make this all seem ok enough to bother with. What a world.

[ProJohn1]

I've had the same experience and thoughts. I bet most of us have. And I've said "I'm out!" While sipping my shame water.

But the universe decided to give me too much testosterone or something because I'm right back at it within a few days.

Another way to look at it is that 99.9 percent of these women are doing this because they chose it. Not saying they had the option of SW or Oxford and they chose SW. I know, they come from tough environments. But they are here now in the US. Unless they are the 0. 1% that are trafficked. They can stop anytime.

Clean houses. Wait tables. Go to community college. Get a CS degree. Get a job. Move up.

Let's face it, rubbing dudes is hard work but cleaning houses is harder. And to earn thousands in cash per week with no traditional job skills is a pretty good deal.

There are literally billions from that part of the world who don't choose to do SW. Some do. It's their right. We should not feel guilty for paying their rent in the way that they chose.

Am I looking at this all wrong?

Like bro WTF? 99.9% of these woman are doing it because they chose it? Only. 1% are being trafficked? If you really believe that I have some beach front property in the Himalayas I'd like to sell you. First I want you to give me all of your cash, jewelry and other valuables and then I will show you a picture of it. I promise It will be nice and you will like it. Just trust me. I wouldn't scam you.

[PerkinJon2000]

Went to Tina Spa in Bellevue;.

They say its by appointment only, but they do it by text. I think its because there is only 1-2 girls there.

Greeted by a pretty girl (in her 30's I would say. Hard to tell) (didn't say her name) - I offered to pay (7/ h) - she said after, which I didn't really like.

The massage was really good. There was "some" teasing. When she was massaging my back she straddled me, and more or less rubbed herself on me. But when she moved on to my legs, she did not even got close to the boys.

On the flip she let me touch her legs, but stayed far from my junk and avoided eye contact.

Not sure if anyone else has had luck there?

Anyone know of a place for a decent massage and HJ? The FS places the massage sucks, and most of the time I want a relatively good massage with some teasing and then am happy with just a HJ.

[FunTravel]

Looking for a good shop around the Graduate hotel. Any thing around there under 30 that offers BBBJ or FS? If looking for info on Chicago got info on shops and apartments there. Thank you DM if you like.

[Bfm66]

VIP in Everett. Saw some info here a while back, anyone know if she is still there and any other info?

Yes, she is there, tried to see her the other day, but she was "busy", told me to see Hanna. No where near as good as Michelle.

[DamianDono]

We should only feel guilty if we're tipping $100 for Handies & $140 for Cbjs. Some of you new mongers have Destroyed a once thriving hobby. Now it's flooded with younger women thinking I'm going to tip $100 for a handie. I wouldn't tip $20 for a CBJ. Discipline has been lost since the pandemic & the newer mongers are being exploited. Breaking News, the ladies need our $$$ more than we need them in this hobby. Remember that and you'll have great encounters. I only tip $140 for FS with BBBJ regardless of age & looks. They won't say no when the cash is out. Your coming for service, get serviced at your rate not theirs. Be safe this weekend.

Cool man 🫡.

[DamianDono]

I've had the same experience and thoughts. I bet most of us have. And I've said "I'm out!" While sipping my shame water.

But the universe decided to give me too much testosterone or something because I'm right back at it within a few days.

Another way to look at it is that 99.9 percent of these women are doing this because they chose it. Not saying they had the option of SW or Oxford and they chose SW. I know, they come from tough environments. But they are here now in the US. Unless they are the 0. 1% that are trafficked. They can stop anytime.

Clean houses. Wait tables. Go to community college. Get a CS degree. Get a job. Move up.

Let's face it, rubbing dudes is hard work but cleaning houses is harder. And to earn thousands in cash per week with no traditional job skills is a pretty good deal.

There are literally billions from that part of the world who don't choose to do SW. Some do. It's their right. We should not feel guilty for paying their rent in the way that they chose.

Am I looking at this all wrong?

I hear you man. You aren't wrong but It, like everything else, is complex. There's a reason we knee jerk say "never again" after. Something about this bothers us. But I have no idea. Maybe this is a great life. I mean, I doubt it but what do I know. But damn it's ok to at least think it. This hobby can bring out some wild distortions about the way we regard human life. It's ok to think it's unusual sometimes and totally ok to question everything going on in it even if you partake. But if you stop questioning and just harder your beliefs that everything in this hobby is A-ok well, I'm sorry for you.

I'll probably do it again, probably see Sophia again someday, and others but never ever stop questioning your actions. It's how you grow.

[Loren Daiz]

VIP in Everett. Saw some info here a while back, anyone know if she is still there and any other info?

Was there last week. Current lineup is Michelle, Pepsi, and new gal from Cali named Hannah.

[SayOcean]

Ah, oops! I went to the wrong Carnation Massage as opposed to the one that's been getting great reviews lately. I might as well record my observations there. If it helps, this is the one that is next to Bartells, Rite Aid, and Cash American Pawn Shop.

The AMP was the tiniest one I've ever visited, and the location itself was quite modest. In my opinion, there may be just one massage room and one lady working. We went straight from the entryway to the massage room. The woman seemed a little chubby, but I've seen worse in terms of appearance. I felt I would take a risk on the massage at least being effective because my back and shoulders had been somewhat tense for a few weeks. Thankfully, it was! She was able to work out all of my knots, and by the time she was finished, I felt incredibly relaxed.

Through the massage, there was no teasing. On the flip, she touched my junk and asked "Okay?" while the towel was still on me. She gave me a really good HE after I decided to go for it. She gave me a HE while letting me rub her cat through her clothing and touch her behind. Touching her boobs or having them on display was not an option. Oh well, a really good HE massage at the end of it.

For those who are interested, her name was Lisa. I probably wouldn't do it again because I'd like to participate in more things during a HE. I did value the fact that there was never any pressure or upselling.

Total was $. 20 (. 60 house + . 60 tip).

[Thefourtwo5]

Rolled up to Soft Bay in Lake City this afternoon. I was greeted by a young, attractive, petite woman named Bella. That's where the good ended. I paid. 6 for the hour. Started with a bad massage, no tease aside from one brush of the boys. She asked what I wanted to do about 15 minutes in. She was a no to daty, FS. She did gesture BJ and told me naked body oil slide. That peaked my curiosity. I paid her $. 2 for what I thought was a nude oil body slide and BJ finish. Not even close. She pulled out her titties, I played with those, she jacked me off and that was it. I was pissed but didn't want to cause a scene. I'm taking the loss and warning you all to stay away. She finished massage with latex gloves on. I was cut short by her "appointment" who rang the door bell. Waste of money and time. I don't even think it's a YMMV. I was literally just out of the shower, mouth wash before entering, shaved, etc.

[MickDawgg]

I've had the same experience and thoughts. I bet most of us have. And I've said "I'm out!" While sipping my shame water.

But the universe decided to give me too much testosterone or something because I'm right back at it within a few days.

Another way to look at it is that 99.9 percent of these women are doing this because they chose it. Not saying they had the option of SW or Oxford and they chose SW. I know, they come from tough environments. But they are here now in the US. Unless they are the 0. 1% that are trafficked. They can stop anytime.

Clean houses. Wait tables. Go to community college. Get a CS degree. Get a job. Move up.

Let's face it, rubbing dudes is hard work but cleaning houses is harder. And to earn thousands in cash per week with no traditional job skills is a pretty good deal.

There are literally billions from that part of the world who don't choose to do SW. Some do. It's their right. We should not feel guilty for paying their rent in the way that they chose.

We should only feel guilty if we're tipping $100 for Handies & $140 for Cbjs. Some of you new mongers have Destroyed a once thriving hobby. Now it's flooded with younger women thinking I'm going to tip $100 for a handie. I wouldn't tip $20 for a CBJ. Discipline has been lost since the pandemic & the newer mongers are being exploited. Breaking News, the ladies need our $$$ more than we need them in this hobby. Remember that and you'll have great encounters. I only tip $140 for FS with BBBJ regardless of age & looks. They won't say no when the cash is out. Your coming for service, get serviced at your rate not theirs. Be safe this weekend.

[DrtyHarry]

Hmm. Well this is an odd one.

Was doing some boat stuff in Everett and thought since I hadn't seen Sophia since she came back. So I swung by. Weird location but the interior is nice enough. Sophia answered the door and looked bangin' in a summer dress with those big juggs popping out. She led me in, allowed me a shower, and I gave her the full donation. Looks were exchange and off we go.

Sophia is a babe. Full stop. Cute face, previously mentioned titties, long nipples ♥65039; if she had an ass she would be unreal. She got undressed and we were off. We did some dry Russian, titty sucking then some CBJ. A little overboard on the prep and paper towels but she did a spirited job, payed attention to the boys and listened to suggestions. I took control a bit, pushed deep a few times (she can't go very deep) and did eye contact. She's blonde now and it looks amazing. And she has a very slight tummy, more than before but make no mistake you will not being complaining.

I had her stand in front of me and I worshipped her tits and kissed her neck. Even snuck a slight kiss in. She made some convincing moans and pressed close. It was damn near GFE if not for kissing and BBBJ. She lay down on her back and we did some standing mish. I usually can hang in there a bit long, especially with a blue pill, but with her she always has me ready to blast off soon. We switched it up and she rode, again very sensual, but she said "tired" so then more hard pumping mish, hands an her hips and blasted a big one in the bag..

Excellent topic and I hope a lot of people think of these things. I know I do. It is indeed sad that some of us have to work a hell of a lot harder than others do just to survive. But I also know that someone we feel has a pretty hard life, probably considers that the life they have now is way better than what they would have had if they had not made trip here. Who really knows and I do not like to judge until I know all the facts or history. I felt terrible for the grocery store workers that had to work and be on their feet all day, everyday just to put food on the table. Most of them had to work through the pandemic putting themselves and their families lifes at risk just so they could feed themselves. While we were lucky enough to socially distance, buy expensive masks and disinfectants and work from home. Life is full of inequalities. I do not love it, I do not hate it. To be honest I am not sure how to really feel about it. I am thankful for what I have and am as polite as I can be with everyone as I know they work hard for what they do. Having said that there needs to be a balance. Society does need to function. Unfortunately someone has to clean the streets or take the trash and waste to keep the city, town or village functioning. Similarly they need us to earn enough to pay their bills, and keep this delicate balance of inter-reliance ticking.

[TnaHunter2014]

I've had the same experience and thoughts. I bet most of us have. And I've said "I'm out!" While sipping my shame water.

But the universe decided to give me too much testosterone or something because I'm right back at it within a few days.

Another way to look at it is that 99.9 percent of these women are doing this because they chose it. Not saying they had the option of SW or Oxford and they chose SW. I know, they come from tough environments. But they are here now in the US. Unless they are the 0. 1% that are trafficked. They can stop anytime.

Clean houses. Wait tables. Go to community college. Get a CS degree. Get a job. Move up.

Let's face it, rubbing dudes is hard work but cleaning houses is harder. And to earn thousands in cash per week with no traditional job skills is a pretty good deal.

There are literally billions from that part of the world who don't choose to do SW. Some do. It's their right. We should not feel guilty for paying their rent in the way that they chose.

Am I looking at this all wrong?

Hmm. Well this is an odd one.

Was doing some boat stuff in Everett and thought since I hadn't seen Sophia since she came back. So I swung by. Weird location but the interior is nice enough. Sophia answered the door and looked bangin' in a summer dress with those big juggs popping out. She led me in, allowed me a shower, and I gave her the full donation. Looks were exchange and off we go.

Sophia is a babe. Full stop. Cute face, previously mentioned titties, long nipples ♥65039; if she had an ass she would be unreal. She got undressed and we were off. We did some dry Russian, titty sucking then some CBJ. A little overboard on the prep and paper towels but she did a spirited job, payed attention to the boys and listened to suggestions. I took control a bit, pushed deep a few times (she can't go very deep) and did eye contact. She's blonde now and it looks amazing. And she has a very slight tummy, more than before but make no mistake you will not being complaining.

I had her stand in front of me and I worshipped her tits and kissed her neck. Even snuck a slight kiss in. She made some convincing moans and pressed close. It was damn near GFE if not for kissing and BBBJ. She lay down on her back and we did some standing mish. I usually can hang in there a bit long, especially with a blue pill, but with her she always has me ready to blast off soon. We switched it up and she rode, again very sensual, but she said "tired" so then more hard pumping mish, hands an her hips and blasted a big one in the bag.

This is where things got weird. I said why not I'll give you a massage and she was down. I could see she was beat. So she lay on her front and I went to work. I'm no expert but I tried to emulate what I have felt. She loved it. Her neck was especially bugging her so we worked on that. I worked all the way down her back, ass, legs, fingers. It was hot to press her ass and see her holes poke through. Some kinda wistful music was playing and it made for a unique mood. I had a few thoughts run though my mind. Who is this person? How did she get here of all places. And this person. Was tired. And I. Was also getting tired. This shit was hard work! And I imagined doing it all day, most of the qlweeknAND banging weird dudes. I don't know, I started thinking about how she had been shipped around and what even this weird life was. It was beautiful all day. Did she go outside? We just had a bit of an intimate moment. I wrapped up and got dressed.

Anyway I'm not guilt tripping anyone and you call me a cuck or a simp if you want. I just had an odd moment of human connection when I least expected it.

I left, gave her a big hug and another dark haired beauty was like "me! Me! Well don't mind if I do. I left with my shame sized water bottle (I swear the small ones only exist in massage parlors) and back into the sun.

I don't know fellers. Take this as you will. Might be time for me to find something else to do. This one left a weird mark. Be safe.

[GonnaRaiseHell]

I spent the evening looking at probably every single person on rubrankings. Every single one wants me to pay them in advance or give them gift cards.

No fucking way. It's cash or nope for me. Payment systems are traceable, and gift cards seem suss.

I am going to get forced out of this hobby if this shit continues.