Massage Parlor Reports

**Bench Clot** · 07-21-23 17:05

Any recommendations for a good massage in Seattle? I know there's Lita and others on the East Side, but I'm looking for something on the west side of the lake.

Amy at Yili was always a solid option (although it's Yili's a little more pricey), but it seems like she's gone.

Smiling Art and the others I've tried have some nice draws, but are pretty middling on the massage.

**Gpc1085** · 07-21-23 15:39

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Magically, a new review of Lake Serene was posted RM by that fffforget dude last night, claiming the parlor is actually open. Never visited this place, since the abundance of RM reviews by that guy just seems a little bit off when matched against the occasional lackluster reviews of others. Different strokes for different folks.

Kit!. Magically!! I noticed that also later last night 11 pm or early 2 am, it was open all a sudden & even had a review posted for yesterday. You are right kit! It was labeled closed all day yesterday and two posters noticed and posted about it in the RM forum the night before or early am and I checked 3-4 x's yesterday you guys! It said closed all day. Yes I do realized the difference between the "closed now" late at night red banner thingy compared to in the morning / mid day closed sign when all other Mp's have the green "open now" logo above their name on that site! Very interesting & weird.

Kit it sounds like you have a membership. Could you or someone post the 2 most recent review or one that comes in in the next couple days. That all changed real quick. Perhaps it was just an error or it was temporarily closed for one day? Hmmm..

**TenFork** · 07-21-23 15:34

Originally Posted by DamianDono [View Original Post]

As if something from a movie.

Went to see if Michelle was around at VIP since I only got an HJ from her before and really wanted the rest. I've been trying to slow my activity down so it took some real will to finally wander in. Empty parking lot (seriously they could hold Coachella in that space) and ring the bell. Not too bad but older woman answers the door. I ask for Michelle and she leads me to the room. Then says she's "on vacation" but starts to fondle me. No offense but I was hoping to see Michelle so I decline. She says she has someone else.

I wait until a much older and bigger woman shows up "I'm better than Michelle!" She claims. I politely decline and start to leave. She leads me out, yelling something in Thai with Michelle in it to the other girl.

On the way out a curtain fwooshes open revealing and even older and bigger woman. "Baby!" "I'm better than Michelle!" To my back as I politely wave and head into the night with a chuckle.

Funny stuff.

Seems similar to the treatment she received back at euro with candy and cici. I doubt she will return if that keeps up. They need new talent too many grannies.

**ZoooBus** · 07-21-23 13:41

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Magically, a new review of Lake Serene was posted RM by that fffforget dude last night, claiming the parlor is actually open. Never visited this place, since the abundance of RM reviews by that guy just seems a little bit off when matched against the occasional lackluster reviews of others. Different strokes for different folks.

That's a shame. That Lake Serene is not the same as it was years ago. I used to hit it up about 5 years ago. From start to end it was better than anything I have seen lately. It was the unicorn for a while. No grannies. Great table shower, nice short massage and then on to the main attraction. And then the girl would help you dress at the end. Once nice last touch that made one want to return. Sadly no, place stays the same. Girls come and go.

**JSnake921** · 07-21-23 11:18

Originally Posted by KitsapGreen [View Original Post]

I dropped by the place behind subway on 4th. The parking lot for the subway is on 3rd which also happens to be the parking lot for the massage parlor. The door is back a bit from the stairs. Had to ring the bell to be let in. I was greeted by a small, cute, young girl with dyed blonde hair. I handed her $$, as I don't like the negotiation part and I just wanted my intentions to be clear. She asked what I wanted. I told her and she said she couldn't right now because of her period. She said she would get another girl. I have been burned by this in the past, so I took the money back and told her I would like to see the girl first.

She brought in Coco, a small, cute, young girl. She was thin with perky Bs and a great ass. I agreed and she took me by the hand and lead me to a different room. The session was great. Very active CBJ, multiple positions, great muscle control on her part, and very active throughout. Best experience I have had in a while.

At the end I declined the massage and was in my way. I will be repeating.

What's this place called?

I drove by and only see a door next to the street number. Grey building, with a couple of steps leading up to it.

**DamianDono** · 07-21-23 11:05

As if something from a movie.

Went to see if Michelle was around at VIP since I only got an HJ from her before and really wanted the rest. I've been trying to slow my activity down so it took some real will to finally wander in. Empty parking lot (seriously they could hold Coachella in that space) and ring the bell. Not too bad but older woman answers the door. I ask for Michelle and she leads me to the room. Then says she's "on vacation" but starts to fondle me. No offense but I was hoping to see Michelle so I decline. She says she has someone else.

I wait until a much older and bigger woman shows up "I'm better than Michelle!" She claims. I politely decline and start to leave. She leads me out, yelling something in Thai with Michelle in it to the other girl.

On the way out a curtain fwooshes open revealing and even older and bigger woman. "Baby!" "I'm better than Michelle!" To my back as I politely wave and head into the night with a chuckle.

Funny stuff.

**KitWalker1967** · 07-21-23 10:00

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

(Lynwood). A poster on RM's forum is stating that it has closed. Don't see anyone talking about it on here? It was also marked as closed on RM's. Anyone have any intel out there? Feel free to pm / DM if you'd rather do that.

Magically, a new review of Lake Serene was posted RM by that fffforget dude last night, claiming the parlor is actually open. Never visited this place, since the abundance of RM reviews by that guy just seems a little bit off when matched against the occasional lackluster reviews of others. Different strokes for different folks.

**ZoooBus** · 07-21-23 03:10

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

(Lynwood). A poster on RM's forum is stating that it has closed. Don't see anyone talking about it on here? It was also marked as closed on RM's. Anyone have any intel out there? Feel free to pm / DM if you'd rather do that.

It may have been an error. I just checked, it is late at night, and it does not have the '"CLOSED" banner that shops that have been permanently closed have. Instead it has the "Closed Now" banner that all of them have this late at night.

I have fond memories of Serene.

**Gpc1085** · 07-21-23 00:25

(Lynwood). A poster on RM's forum is stating that it has closed. Don't see anyone talking about it on here? It was also marked as closed on RM's. Anyone have any intel out there? Feel free to pm / DM if you'd rather do that.

**SkeletonKey6** · 07-20-23 15:40

You're the Patron Saint of this place LOL.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

The AdultSearch ads are for the crew I call the CFG: Chinese Fuckery Group. Because fuckery abounds with them.
Fake photos always. You have to be willing to walk when she's an uggo or a fatty. Some winners for sure but you'll have to deal with fuckery.
Do a search here for CFG and you'll get lots of past intel.

**AussieFury** · 07-20-23 09:47

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Seems like they operate mostly out of a motel and an apartment in Bellevue with multiple listings on Adultsearch.com.

They usually txt pictures of girls that look way too perfect and I'm assuming they aren't actual pictures of the girls working there.

Also, isn't Bellevue LE always on the look out for AMPs and that's the reason AMPs do not exist there?

Why is Bellevue so anti-AMP while being totally okay with aamps and hamps?

The AdultSearch ads are for the crew I call the CFG: Chinese Fuckery Group. Because fuckery abounds with them.

Fake photos always. You have to be willing to walk when she's an uggo or a fatty. Some winners for sure but you'll have to deal with fuckery.

Do a search here for CFG and you'll get lots of past intel.

**MCarbon** · 07-20-23 00:47

Has anyone seen Mia here? I called in today and seems like she's new.

RM has a few reports on her, too, if someone with access could kindly copy-paste!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...attle-wa-74474#review-2129776.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...attle-wa-74474#review-2096202.

Thanks!

**SeeksCuriously** · 07-19-23 17:26

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Honestly rarer than finding a petite, young asian girl that likes anal.

Ha! But it does exist! Used to have a fuck friend number of years ago. She was from Burma originally.

5 taller, well less then 100 lbs. Super fucking cute. Pussy was for eating only. No entry of anything other then a tongue. Her ass however was game on!! She'd sit on my face for a while till I was covered in cum, then I'd fuck her ass and go.

Unfortunately, her husband got stationed somewhere else and now I am sure some other lucky guy is getting the same.

**Tickle Me Boyz** · 07-19-23 16:35

I am a fan of some hair down there and even in the armpits. Are there any Asian or non Asian massage providers in North Seattle area who are all natural? Thank you.

**SkeletonKey6** · 07-17-23 21:10

From the Adultsearch.com site they text almost always the same

2 Bellevue locations and the same sounding messages from their 'managers'. Very young hot girls in these pics and wondering if any of them are actual the girls? Foothill Apartments and Quality Inn are the usual 2 locations they are set up at. Haven't toftt yet due to concerns that some of them might be LE. The whole script is so formulaic and suspicious actually. A lot of the numbers are out of state area codes too. Thanks for that, I will check it out.

Originally Posted by Ficus [View Original Post]

Yes. Was there a particular question or specific names? There are threads on other sections of this site that mention specific providers, for example: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...d-the-Horrible, many of whom post on Truth iN Advertising (haha). Before it was mysteriously shuttered in March, RubMD was a good source and accessible without an account. (Rub Rankings (or some name variant) is a low-effort copycat).