Massage Parlor Reports

[KitWalker1967]

I've noticed a lot more reports on this Spa and I see them advertising a pretty open menu on STG. If anyone still has a membership with RM, can you provide the info about the last 2 months and see if the reviews match what is being advertised? Obviously I'm skeptical about their post, but I can't find anything via Search about this place.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ttle-wa-118323#review-2036494.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/seattle/female-escorts/asian/bbfscimrimdfk/235099440039

The last three reviews of PingPing at Hula Girl read like they were made by ESL class drop-outs. A comment was recently left on one of the reviews which stated "Went and saw Pingping last week and she did not match the descriptions in this review. I took my money back and left. ".

Unless you've got extra cash and feel like TOFTT, I'd look elsewhere.

[VillageRat]

I've noticed a lot more reports on this Spa and I see them advertising a pretty open menu on STG. If anyone still has a membership with RM, can you provide the info about the last 2 months and see if the reviews match what is being advertised? Obviously I'm skeptical about their post, but I can't find anything via Search about this place.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ttle-wa-118323#review-2036494.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/seattle/female-escorts/asian/bbfscimrimdfk/235099440039

In my experienced opinion, all of the reviews on RM since July 2022 for Hula Girl Massage are just the typically fake reviews. I'm sure they have a pretty open menu, but being in Seattle. It's very likely aunties.

[JayHawkFan]

I've noticed a lot more reports on this Spa and I see them advertising a pretty open menu on STG. If anyone still has a membership with RM, can you provide the info about the last 2 months and see if the reviews match what is being advertised? Obviously I'm skeptical about their post, but I can't find anything via Search about this place.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ttle-wa-118323#review-2036494.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/seattle/female-escorts/asian/bbfscimrimdfk/235099440039

[Seattle Ampfan]

My general rule has been that in most cases the worse the massage is the more "extras" exist on the menu.

Yes, that is generally the case. Although there are certain women in HE places that offer "good enough" massages that I rarely need to go to a strictly legit place.

[Maximus V]

Has anyone ever had luck at legit massage joints? I've gotten really comfortable with my current masseuse and keep wondering if it's worth it to pull the asking trigger.

Most of the mongers who have responded to you have said "No, don't do it" and I agree with them, its dangerous territory. With that said, I did build a strong connection with my legit massage therapist over 3 years. I went basically every month, sometimes twice a month. So lets just say roughly 40+ interactions over the years. Out of all those times not once was there any indication that she would ever give me a HE. One time when I was laying on my back, she was massaging my legs and it felt so good, I decided that I would take a a chance! I gently moved her hand onto my manhood and she said "I thought you were a good man". BUT then she started to rub my inner thighs and then started rubbing my manhood under the towel and then took off the towel and gave me one of the greatest HE's I ever had! It was absolutely fantastic. So of course I started going back twice sometimes 3 times a month. Since we had built this bond over 3 years now she would give me a HE every time. Again this place was 100% legitimate. I think about her all the time. Sadly during covid she disappeared without a trace. I would give anything to find her, my absolute favorite of all time!

[ZoooBus]

Do you get a legit massage often? Are they better than ones that offer HE?

I haven't been to a massage parlor. But I see some ladies like Lita, Mickey regularly for massage. They are very good at it.

You did not ask me, but as in most cases the results can vary. On average the massage that one gets at a legit place is going to be better than one at a HE joint. The gal that I mentioned that was strictly legit for a while used to give amazing massages. That was how she earned her tips. Sadly when she was at a place where they were mostly HE but went up to FS her massages were no longer amazing.

My general rule has been that in most cases the worse the massage is the more "extras" exist on the menu. And it makes sense if you think about it. It all comes down to how the girls make their money.

[LiteSoda]

Has anyone ever had luck at legit massage joints? I've gotten really comfortable with my current masseuse and keep wondering if it's worth it to pull the asking trigger.

Also in the DON'T DO IT camp. Do you like your massage therapist? Does she do a good job? Because you are almost certainly going to need to find a new place if you try to get extras from her. Just goto a known parlor, and keep it separate.

Seriously, stop thinking with your dick for a moment.

[Talboy2131]

Anyone know where Kaya is at these days? Haven't had any luck locating her or anyone looks wise similar to her. Pm me if you want.

[OccasionalHobb]

Has anyone ever had luck at legit massage joints? I've gotten really comfortable with my current masseuse and keep wondering if it's worth it to pull the asking trigger.

Do you get a legit massage often? Are they better than ones that offer HE?

I haven't been to a massage parlor. But I see some ladies like Lita, Mickey regularly for massage. They are very good at it.

[SkeletonKey6]

Searched online but couldn't find any Sexy Scissors type hair cutting places in the Seattle area.

Do they not exist here? The girls will usually be dressing in something sexy and will flirt with you while they cut your hair.

Also, new AMP report: Checked out 5711 #101 last week and had a fair-good FS with Tina (Face 6, Body 5) a 40-50's Chinese who seemed happy to get right down to business for $$. Walls don't go all the way to the top so sounds travel. Two other smaller girls (40's both with Face 6 Body 6) working but they were busy with other mongers. Worth a possible repeat when they are less busy.

[Loopguystl]

It can happen. But one has to be rather careful. I would probably never try it with a non-Asian provider. But there was once a legit provider that I would see that would do such a sensual massage that I would have to go to a handy shop afterwards. She was at a rarity, an Asian place that did not do HE's. She would get very close but that was it. Years later I saw her again, but it was not just a HE shop, it offered full service at times. So we did. Eventually. The first time I just did a HE.

Yeah. Definitely don't ask directly. You could drop a hint or two and if she picks up on it and act, great. Otherwise just move on.

[ZoooBus]

Dude. Just no.

I can almost assume you that any level of comfort you have with your nice massage therapist there is a mile wide void between her giving you a handy. At best she says no, but forever adds awkward to your interactions. At worst she accuses you of harassment which, if you have miscalculated here, it is!

Seriously rub one out and think through this during post nut clarity.

It can happen. But one has to be rather careful. I would probably never try it with a non-Asian provider. But there was once a legit provider that I would see that would do such a sensual massage that I would have to go to a handy shop afterwards. She was at a rarity, an Asian place that did not do HE's. She would get very close but that was it. Years later I saw her again, but it was not just a HE shop, it offered full service at times. So we did. Eventually. The first time I just did a HE.

[DamianDono]

Has anyone ever had luck at legit massage joints? I've gotten really comfortable with my current masseuse and keep wondering if it's worth it to pull the asking trigger.

Dude. Just no.

I can almost assume you that any level of comfort you have with your nice massage therapist there is a mile wide void between her giving you a handy. At best she says no, but forever adds awkward to your interactions. At worst she accuses you of harassment which, if you have miscalculated here, it is!

Seriously rub one out and think through this during post nut clarity.

[Seattle Ampfan]

FYI, for anyone who thinks that Annie still works at "The One" on Aurora and 79th (North Seattle), that hasn't been true for awhile. I think that place has been taken over by the same folks who run Champion and Smiling Art. Which typically means HE only, although the gal who's there now ("Nulu"? Is that a name?) asked if I wanted "boom boom". So YMMV.

[VaoBao]

Has anyone ever had luck at legit massage joints? I've gotten really comfortable with my current masseuse and keep wondering if it's worth it to pull the asking trigger.