Massage Parlor Reports

**Trab01** · 06-17-19 14:12

Hola Gents,

In town for about a week or two. Looking for any AMPs with top heavy providers. And I mean TOP HEAVY. Like smother me please Haha. I'm more of an HE kinda guy. So not really looking for FS but open to it. If the lady is right. Also don't want to over pay and set anew trend so insight to that is welcomed. I'm closer to seatac but can travel. Pm Iif necessary.

**Trab01** · 06-17-19 14:08

Originally Posted by DukeStalin [View Original Post]

I actually wanted to try Royal as I have read many good reports from that place on this forum. I drove all the way there just to find out, the chick I was looking for wasn't there.

The woman that opened the door was not of my liking so I passed. I should have called. Anyways, I decided to stop by Kings which has always being good to me.

I enter, some 40 yo with black lingerie and massive hooters greets me. I should have walk away as the woman wasn't of my liking, but I decided to stay perhaps momentarily distracted by the massive hooters.

We go into the room, show the $$ standard. Asks me if I want a shower, I said yeah and she cleaned me quite good, but nothing special about it. We go back to the room and the massage starts. I'm sure she was trying and has probably been told, she's a good massage therapist, but that was the worst massage I've gotten. I think my foam roller does a better job. After a while of that, she turns me over and her clothes finally come off, the hooters are impressive (natural). She immediately goes with CBJ, way too much teeth. After perhaps 2 minutes of that, she says I'm ready and puts some lubricant and jumps on. After some of that, I pop. I'm done and quite frankly did not wanted to stay there much longer. All in all, Kings once again took care of me, but I would not recommend this 40 yo woman. So if you see massive hooters on a mama-san looking gal, just walk away or ask for someone else.

Is he an option there? And were the massive's available to play? I'm I'm town visiting and I'm more an he kinda guy? What was the total damage? PM if necessary.

**JohnTrane48** · 06-17-19 12:16

I have been to a few AMPs but I am looking for one that does rimming. Anyone know one?

**Duke Stalin** · 06-17-19 04:52

I actually wanted to try Royal as I have read many good reports from that place on this forum. I drove all the way there just to find out, the chick I was looking for wasn't there.

The woman that opened the door was not of my liking so I passed. I should have called. Anyways, I decided to stop by Kings which has always being good to me.

I enter, some 40 yo with black lingerie and massive hooters greets me. I should have walk away as the woman wasn't of my liking, but I decided to stay perhaps momentarily distracted by the massive hooters.

We go into the room, show the $$ standard. Asks me if I want a shower, I said yeah and she cleaned me quite good, but nothing special about it. We go back to the room and the massage starts. I'm sure she was trying and has probably been told, she's a good massage therapist, but that was the worst massage I've gotten. I think my foam roller does a better job. After a while of that, she turns me over and her clothes finally come off, the hooters are impressive (natural). She immediately goes with CBJ, way too much teeth. After perhaps 2 minutes of that, she says I'm ready and puts some lubricant and jumps on. After some of that, I pop. I'm done and quite frankly did not wanted to stay there much longer. All in all, Kings once again took care of me, but I would not recommend this 40 yo woman. So if you see massive hooters on a mama-san looking gal, just walk away or ask for someone else.

**Seattle Dad** · 06-17-19 02:14

Originally Posted by SeattleDad [View Original Post]

Setting out to celebrate. Ideally, BBFSCIP but since I didn't do any advance planning, I'm going to see who that does what strikes my fancy at the convenient AMPs. More later.

Definitely endorsing the magic hands of CiCi at.

90th & Roosevelt.

40 half plus. 40 tip.

Not the FS I hoped but magic hands and when she made me cum, shot all over her clothes and she was cool with it.

Decent father's day.

**SoLucky** · 06-17-19 01:15

I went there on a walk in about a week and a half ago. There was only a younger Chinese lady working, and she said her name was something similar to Tambatua Tien (I probably butchered that). Her English was pretty poor. She was nice enough, but talked me into a half hour when I wanted to do an hour. That should have been a red flag to pass. Two more unfortunate souls walked in during my time and she had to pause to answer the door and give them the bad news. There was a half hour of actual service, and she did an above average deep tissue rub on me (that's a HUGE bonus for me). On the flip she went straight into attack mode and allowed roaming under the shirt and OTC on the lower half (I didn't press too hard since she left her pants on). All in all, I ended up having a much better time than I initially thought. Standard AMP rate for a half with a tip for a total of. 8. She asked for the tip after (I completely forgot and usually handle that up front but wasn't sure about the whole thing) and never tried to up sell. I'd definitely repeat, but try to avoid that situation.

**MartiniDan** · 06-17-19 00:48

I went to Lake Serene last week.

Was in a hurry opted no shower to get it rolling.

Provide $$ when I arrive.

My friend was named Nana, her age was late 30 or early 40.

Decent body, some tummy.

I dived in DATY and she was pretty pleased when she came hard after a bit of tongue lashing.

She then climbed on for a ride and threw her around a few positions.

WAs finishing in doggy and as I was still out of breath finishing she started to pull away and leave so I had to grab on to the bronco to finish.

Was odd she was so quick to pull the trap door on me.

I was in and out after getting what I wanted but would pass on her.

Be safe gang.

**HiYolomi** · 06-16-19 22:58

Went to Champion the other day based off previous posts. Saw Tina, very worth. She was actually amazing and I wish she offered extras. Did not ask. If anyone has info on her or if others at champion gives extras, let me know!

**Vvvfly123** · 06-16-19 21:03

Look like there are a lot younger one. Does soft bay still have full service?

**Seattle Dad** · 06-16-19 20:27

Setting out to celebrate. Ideally, BBFSCIP but since I didn't do any advance planning, I'm going to see who that does what strikes my fancy at the convenient AMPs. More later.

**SeaBurner** · 06-15-19 01:47

Haven't been to Lazy Cat since fan favorite Tina left months ago. Got an hour massage from Emma. Younger, cuter, Asian girl with good English. Standard damage on entry. 60 on the flip, asked for more to see more, but that was the limit. Kept the doors open the whole time but with a knee length curtain covering it. Room is right next to the entrance so, kinda disconcerting to hear people at the lobby right outside. Probably won't repeat.

**JesseReach1** · 06-14-19 17:42

Undisputed Master in the West Coast.

The master monger is in the house. Been doing it for 10 years and counting.

[Deleted by Admin]

I can see where this is going and I have all the douchebags I need so the forum politely declines your offer to school all it's members.

A2

**Denali1970** · 06-14-19 16:57

Originally Posted by ZonaMan [View Original Post]

Has anyone else had an experience here? It was Zen before, just off of Lake City Way.

I was in here within the last week. They just opened up under the new business name. It was a decent enough experience with the standard finish.

**OlgaVaz** · 06-13-19 23:29

Originally Posted by MeeLikeeAsians [View Original Post]

Sounds like breast reduction surgery? If so, are they still larger than average and worth the price of admission?

Yes, breast reduction, probably "just" a D now. She doesn't want anyone squeezing too hard as they will be healing for a while.

**Max #01** · 06-13-19 13:16

Originally Posted by Something45 [View Original Post]

Hi everyone,

I've been interested in AMP recently and want to give it a shot. This is going to be my first time going to one. I'm thinking about going to Eurotouch. Any tips for this newbie and which girl should I look for? Much appreciated.

I second the wise advice posted below. I would also recommend that you let the girl lead and don't be too aggressive. If the mamasan leads you to a room, takes your house fee, and says she will send in a nice girl, make sure you are naked and ready to go when she knocks on your door and enters. I like to stand up and greet her with a light hug. Although subject to varying opinions, I prefer to leave the FS tip (you can find that out from Rubmaps for sure and here if you look hard enough), visible and on the dresser in advance of her arrival. That way, she knows what you want by the amount of tip. I like the fact that she can simply transition from therapy into consenting adult activity without having to stop and negotiate. If you decide to keep going with the AMP scene, I'd suggest a paid membership to Rubmaps (advertiser here on USASG). It contains a wealth of information, most of it accurate.