Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Either you agree with Hone Stone or you're wrong. LMAO, classic Hone Stone.

The first rule of Honestone is that Honestone gonna Honestone.

No matter how many alts he makes, he can't hide who he really is. He's going to hit every square in the HomeyStone bingo card.

[JKLFisher]

Anyone have luck finding even just a nice HE that got covered by insurance? I've come close accidentally with a couple of places on the Eastside (Bellevue / Kirkland), but the girl in each case left after one visit. Got set up for massage work due to a car accident messing with my back and it turned into a nice surprise. Curious if anyone has had luck pulling this off.

I had a doctors prescription for 12 soft tissue massage sessions to treat whiplash. I went to my usual store and had them write me a receipt for a massage therapy session for $115, which was in line with other medical providers. I touched base with the insurance company to ensure I complied with their rules. I went to a licensed store, my session was with a licensed massage therapist and had her fill out treatment notes with each session. All girls are suppose to have schooling whereby they are licensed, Treatment notes were simply brief notes on a standardized form which is suppose to be available at all stores.

[Bheleu]

Anyone have luck finding even just a nice HE that got covered by insurance? I've come close accidentally with a couple of places on the Eastside (Bellevue / Kirkland), but the girl in each case left after one visit. Got set up for massage work due to a car accident messing with my back and it turned into a nice surprise. Curious if anyone has had luck pulling this off.

[HarleySteve]

Will be at downtown area (around pike market) recently. Want to find some place with OK massage and sensual HJ. FS is not the must. DD provider or TS will be the plus. Just finished reading around 60 pages but didn't get much information around downtown area. Right now is considered Sprit and Apple. Are any place around Jackson St. / China town area good? It will be super appreciate if someone can DM me the info. Thank you.

You will find several places at 12th & Jackson all next door to each other. Also couple places on Raineer Ave. Nothing around Pike Place market.

[Laypal]

It seems to spread from the bisexuals. Even mentioning thus on the other board will get you banned. Heterosexual activities are much lower risk.

Don't confuse correlation with causation.

[ZellT]

Hi all,

Will be at downtown area (around Pike market) recently. Just finished reading this board but found out there is less info about downtown area. Want to find places will OK massage and sensual HJ. FS is not a must, and DD provider or TS will be a plus. Right now is target on Sprit and Apple. Any good suggestions around Jackson St / China town area?

It will be super appreciate if someone can DM me the infos. Thanks!

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[Rousse]

You really aren't grasping the most basic concept in economics.

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And you aren't grasping the basics of this review board. We talk about hookers here, not other mongers.

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[Rod Ogg]

Either you agree with Hone Stone or you're wrong. LMAO, classic Hone Stone.

Pay Ling her money!

[Camhole]

First off, it's not a matter of being cheap, nor whining (which is not what I am doing). It's an example of wise economics, and wanting to not over pay.

Secondly, my automobile example is for the same car, and it applies whether it is a Kia, Toyota RAV 4, BMW or Audi. If you don't want to make the effort to save some $$, that's your problem, not mine. I'll happily keep the money in my pocket.

Third, most of my AMP visits are to places where there is no mamasan, and the woman works by herself. They provide me with excellent service, I always get the full hour, and I am completely satisfied. For one of the women, I am actually underpaying the normal tip for the services I receive, but she never complains. For the other gal, I just pay the standard tip for the services I receive, and again no complaints.

It's obvious you do not understand that, and thus I am not going to try and explain it to you, even trying to explain it to a 6 year old (line said by Denzel Washington in "Philadelphia": Explain it to me like I'm a 6 year old). And I don't need crayons. It is common sense, although that's debatable here.

Either you agree with Hone Stone or you're wrong. LMAO, classic Hone Stone.

[KnoxNenters]

Were you able to get away with paying less than 200 for FS? I seem to see its about 200 for it on the boards.

For FS. No across the board. But not more than that amount, including house.

[Flyer99]

They don't get shit from the house fee and many of there mamasan deduct their food and "board" from.

Their pay. It's rather amazing sometimes how much the menu opens up for an additional 20 bucks.

For me, +20-40 has been huge for the benefits I enjoy from the gals I like. Sorry, not sorry.

[MassagedGuy]

From the looks of it, it's become a debate in handjob economics.

More reviews, less fuss, please.

Some recent (month) activity:

Aroma Valley. Saw Cici again, only had time and money for HJ, just wanted to see her. It was super lackluster, not her usual playfulness. Admittedly it was late (after 10 pm). I also couldn't stand her breath. Typical garlic. It seemed like the other girls there were just wait staff, ushering her from one room to the next while they handled the money.

Lomi. Sunny is a real treasure, and I intend to visit more often. Absolute best session I've had in a long time. Knows oral quite well, and is a wild ride. Cute milf, fit as well. Nice floral belly tattoo. I guess she's about 40, but most of you would guess early 30s. B cups. CBJ (dental dam), CFS. Gave me a solid hour. Also one of the best massages I've had in a long time. Knows how to walk the back, is thorough.

Vita (Lynnwwod) - saw Cici. Absolute worst time imaginable. The other girl who greeted me was hot, had D-cups, pretty. But I was told by someone to check out Cici, wish I never did. She had to wake up (6 pm on a Saturday) and turn a light on for me to come in. Wha? She interrogated me about who referred me, and dumped half a bottle of oil on my crotch for an overpriced naked handy. Not pretty. Older. Has super-long weird nipples she doesn't want you to play with. Clock-watched. Super-don't recommend. I didn't even tell you half of the misery she put me through. She's done. Avoid avoid avoid Cici. But the younger girl looked fun.

Emily Spa (Edmonds) - saw Yuyu. Quite lovely, sexy woman, overall good service, massage and finish. FS was great, full hour. I recommend.

So, I can't believe Emily Spa and Lomi made it to my list, but both were quite good. Lomi is poised to become a good one, guys. New girls. For real.

Were you able to get away with paying less than 200 for FS? I seem to see its about 200 for it on the boards.

[MartyByrde]

Really not how the world works. This idea that a few guys "drive up rates" is utter bullshit if you're talking about bottom feeding a Happy from an AMP girl you're maybe going to see once.

But. I don't get the same car as the other guy. I go to a few places regularly, the mama-san knows me and I am invariably clean, polite and generous. This opens doors that are not available for the guy whining about $20. This extends everywhere. Funny how people react to being treated well vs. Being treated as a commodity.

If you don't understand the difference between how mama-sans treat their generous regulars vs. The cheap. I have neither the time nor crayons to explain it to you.

First off, it's not a matter of being cheap, nor whining (which is not what I am doing). It's an example of wise economics, and wanting to not over pay.

Secondly, my automobile example is for the same car, and it applies whether it is a Kia, Toyota RAV 4, BMW or Audi. If you don't want to make the effort to save some $$, that's your problem, not mine. I'll happily keep the money in my pocket.

Third, most of my AMP visits are to places where there is no mamasan, and the woman works by herself. They provide me with excellent service, I always get the full hour, and I am completely satisfied. For one of the women, I am actually underpaying the normal tip for the services I receive, but she never complains. For the other gal, I just pay the standard tip for the services I receive, and again no complaints.

It's obvious you do not understand that, and thus I am not going to try and explain it to you, even trying to explain it to a 6 year old (line said by Denzel Washington in "Philadelphia": Explain it to me like I'm a 6 year old). And I don't need crayons. It is common sense, although that's debatable here.

[MartyByrde]

You're missing the other factors. You and I aren't shopping for the same car; you're looking at $25 K Kias, I'm looking at $90 K Audis and Porsches. But when it is the same model, we're not even looking for the same thing. You want a cheap ride, I want prompt reliable delivery of the promised goods. You're price-shopping, I'll never notice that $2000 (for a car) difference, nor that $200 (for service) difference. But I will notice, and hate, a two hour delay or no show.

Your economics maximize the release-per-dollar. Mine maximize net-stress-relief-per-income-hour. Both are solid economics, just different goals and different constraints.

My automobile example, yes, was for the same car. But in the hobbying world, there are numerous examples of either 1) women that are basically the same in terms of looks, service, etc, but some hobbyists over tip the gal, or 2) the same woman gets different tips from different mongers. That was the point of my example.

Yes, there are some women who deserve a "more than normal" tip, but there are not many of them. I have visited numerous women who "maximize net-stress-relief-per-income-hour", but don't require (nor necessarily deserve) a larger than normal tip. I'm happy with that, and especially when I can keep the extra $$ in my pocket.

Even prices for your $90 K Audis and Porches can be negotiated lower. It just depends how diligent one is. If one does not want to make the effort to pay less, it's their loss, not mine.