Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**Marko Ramius** · Today 14:57

Originally Posted by NoahWinning [View Original Post]

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That's a no for me dawg. Some of the shit that goes around her just ain't even worth the interaction.

Yeah, if that all happened in the same year I'd probably never touch this shit again. But if you spread it out over twenty years of whoring it isn't that bad.

Truth be told I've not called an escort agency since the incident with the narcoleptic girl. And there were a couple of shitty things that happened at massage parlors that turned me off to them for many years.

**PyroJinx** · Today 07:42

I went for a cruise at about 2 am tonight. AA was really really dead. Not quite as dead as middle of December. But it wasn't far off. I noticed there was a lot more activity from the police going up and down AA. There was a community meeting last night with the chief of SPD regarding concerns over AA. For now at least they are doing more emphasis patrols in the area. Of course it really does nothing to deter anything because they don't go after the girls. The pimps don't care either because SPD doesn't harass them either. SPD hasn't had this few of officers since 1957! Let that sink in for a moment. My guess is they will only keep this up for the next week or so and then it will be business as usual. ESP when summer rolls around and crime flares up again. They don't have the officers to just roam around AA all night. They have been doing community meetings about the crime on AA since before I was born and it's the same complaints every time. Nothing will ever change.

While I was at a stop light near the oak tree plaza I heard a loud thud a few cars behind me of a car door being slammed and looked in my rear view mirror and a girl was yelling at some guy and in a big huff. A chonker on the sidewalk asked "what did that raggedy guy do?" the other hooker responded "he wants bare!" and then the chonker on the sidewalk started yelling at him "ew you dirty dirty pig!

Always amuses me when a hooker becomes the moral authority over your life.

**Noah Winning** · Today 06:30

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Go at this crap for a few years and you will see some fucked up shit. Here are some good ones:

1. Long ago I was at an AMP (that is still in business) and getting down on it when two of the other girls decided it was a good time to have a serious fight. So while I was fucking I was hearing stuff break and getting slammed into walls. They hit the door to the room I was in so hard it bulged in and broke -- we had to take the hinges off to get out of the room. Got to love Euro Touch.

2. Once I called one of the few reliable and decent agencies they sent me a pretty cute (but very young and inexperienced) girl. So we are getting comfortable and she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. I thought that was fine. Well she locked herself in the bathroom and was bawling like a baby. I called the agency and after some back and forth the madam came out to my apartment and after several hours were able to talk her out of my bathroom and out of my apartment. I never called that agency again.

3. There was a pretty hot escort from another agency who I sometimes saw. One night at about 3 am I heard her pounding on my door demanding to be let in. She was dressed in leather boots and a leather bikini (it was February). Apparently she had been at some kind of party down the road that had been busted and she had somehow bolted, but without her street clothes or car keys. She wanted me to call someone or take her somewhere and I was like, "Fuck no". So I let her stay the night. In the morning I bought some sweats and flip flops in her size, more or less dressed her, and gave her a ride back to her place. Never heard any details on WTF exactly happened..

That's a lot of:

That's a no for me dawg. Some of the shit that goes around her just ain't even worth the interaction.

**GoaThillBilly** · 04-25-24 19:53

Originally Posted by Trevi509 [View Original Post]

There's a thread there about BBFS and this place is referenced there primarily. Leave a comment there and watch your name pop up on ignore lists. The best part is probably about 3/4 of the providers there offer some sort of bb service, with probably half offering BBFS. But that the big bad topic there that everyone acts like they don't partake in.

Fore sure, it's the don't ask, don't tell mentality.

**PriceIsRight39** · 04-25-24 17:07

Originally Posted by BackInSea [View Original Post]

I haven't been on TNA in awhile, but I hopped on recently just to see if there was any new talent worth seeing. WTF is with these prices? So apparently it seems like $500 is the new standard for girls wanting to just lay there and be a blow-up doll ("Don'ts" include almost everything under the sun). There is one girl in Portland that is charging $800 and it's no GFE.

There must be fellas paying that! Wow! I won't do 400 for safety. I got one here on the east that I give 3-400 and at least I get to eat her pick puss for 30-40 minutes. She's reliable as hell, for now. She's reluctant about raw yet, but my head did touch the meat hangers the other day. She's thin with a great booty. Perhaps fellas just don't know or get so horny they just pay whatever. 800 non GFE. Wow!

**CookieGuy** · 04-25-24 16:58

Originally Posted by PyroJinx [View Original Post]

I was out cruising last night on AA and ran into a girl who I've dated once previously and still chat with from time to time. We were talking about the whole BBBJ scene and politics on aurora and she told me about how she did a date once with a guy who wore surgical gloves, a mask and Two condoms! By his own free will. She told me he came really fast too! She told me she was deadass serious. I was dying of laughter. One of the funniest dates I've ever heard of.

Normally, Jay Inslee does his mongering in the Olympia area.

**CoronaLime** · 04-25-24 15:34

Originally Posted by PyroJinx [View Original Post]

I was out cruising last night on AA and ran into a girl who I've dated once previously and still chat with from time to time. We were talking about the whole BBBJ scene and politics on aurora and she told me about how she did a date once with a guy who wore surgical gloves, a mask and Two condoms! By his own free will. She told me he came really fast too! She told me she was deadass serious. I was dying of laughter. One of the funniest dates I've ever heard of.

That no me. I not only one that cum. Fast.

**Marko Ramius** · 04-25-24 15:23

Go at this crap for a few years and you will see some fucked up shit. Here are some good ones:

1. Long ago I was at an AMP (that is still in business) and getting down on it when two of the other girls decided it was a good time to have a serious fight. So while I was fucking I was hearing stuff break and getting slammed into walls. They hit the door to the room I was in so hard it bulged in and broke -- we had to take the hinges off to get out of the room. Got to love Euro Touch.

2. Once I called one of the few reliable and decent agencies they sent me a pretty cute (but very young and inexperienced) girl. So we are getting comfortable and she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. I thought that was fine. Well she locked herself in the bathroom and was bawling like a baby. I called the agency and after some back and forth the madam came out to my apartment and after several hours were able to talk her out of my bathroom and out of my apartment. I never called that agency again.

3. There was a pretty hot escort from another agency who I sometimes saw. One night at about 3 am I heard her pounding on my door demanding to be let in. She was dressed in leather boots and a leather bikini (it was February). Apparently she had been at some kind of party down the road that had been busted and she had somehow bolted, but without her street clothes or car keys. She wanted me to call someone or take her somewhere and I was like, "Fuck no". So I let her stay the night. In the morning I bought some sweats and flip flops in her size, more or less dressed her, and gave her a ride back to her place. Never heard any details on WTF exactly happened.

4. After that I got smart and stopped getting escorts to my apartment. So one time at a hotel I had takeout and this girl conked out (completely asleep) after fucking. I couldn't wake her up. I called the agency and was told 'she did that sometimes' and that to just let her sleep it off. So I did but didn't realize that she would wake up not knowing where she was or what had happened. Which made for an exciting 4 am.

So weird shit does happen.

**Marko Ramius** · 04-25-24 15:04

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Why is everything so shitty here?

Things have been shitty here for whoring as long as I have been at it. Honestly whenever something comes along that is decent it gets cracked down on pretty hard, either by the cops or other people in the business. Same effect either way.

I remember in the 90's when 95 percent of the escort ads in the Stranger were blatant ripoffs. Also in the early 90's there were dozens of MPs (mostly white girls) on 99 south of the airport to the Pierce county line, some of which were decent. They were all pretty efficiently shut down over about a nine month period.

Why? Mostly because Seattle is still small town in a lot of ways and there always has been a kind of stuffy disapproval of anybody getting freaky.

**Trevi509** · 04-25-24 11:51

Originally Posted by FlyingGolfball [View Original Post]

No one in TNA talks about this page so naturally, if TNA Is the first one finds out, one doesn't know any better. I used to be one of them. One of the fellow mongers introduced me to AMP then from Reddit, I found this place and now this is all I visit (+rmap). TNA Is such a joke with crazy providers ranging from 4. To 1 K per hour. Urgh.

There's a thread there about BBFS and this place is referenced there primarily. Leave a comment there and watch your name pop up on ignore lists. The best part is probably about 3/4 of the providers there offer some sort of bb service, with probably half offering BBFS. But that the big bad topic there that everyone acts like they don't partake in.

**SkeletonKey6** · 04-24-24 23:45

Originally Posted by BackInSea [View Original Post]

I've always said that providers in the US, especially here in Seattle, are some of the most expensive with the least amount of ROI. I've been to TJ, Costa Rica, Seoul, Hong Kong, Bangkok, Macau, Taipei, and Tokyo and most of those girls were cheaper, hotter, and had better service. Even in Singapore, which is one of the most expensive cities in the world, I was able to find some great girls for half the price than Seattle....

Why is everything so shitty here?

**PyroJinx** · 04-24-24 20:16

I was out cruising last night on AA and ran into a girl who I've dated once previously and still chat with from time to time. We were talking about the whole BBBJ scene and politics on aurora and she told me about how she did a date once with a guy who wore surgical gloves, a mask and Two condoms! By his own free will. She told me he came really fast too! She told me she was deadass serious. I was dying of laughter. One of the funniest dates I've ever heard of.

**HelloThar** · 04-23-24 13:33

Originally Posted by Snugfit [View Original Post]

I'm just seeing the Asian agencies and CT girls. Great service for $$$ or $$ 5. So much better than what's out there. Got maybe one or two that I see every once in a while for bb on the other board but those two agencies are just consistently better in terms of looks and service. Surprised people are still wasting there money. I get a more personable, nasty, client centric experience from traveling providers than any that are based locally.

I've gotten some duds from both of those as well, but can agree the service is still usually better -- especially for the former -- than the average provider from the other board. For people who are new to the scene and stick to good reviews, they're easy to recommend though.

I think my main complaint with agencies sometimes is most are on a very strict schedule so it can sometimes feel mechanical or you're on an assembly line. Or a language barrier makes things less fun. Sure that doesn't matter to many as you're not there to talk, but there's a lot of intangibles that make for good gfe for instance.

One reason why if I travel elsewhere I'd likely stick to areas where locals can at least passably speak English as a second language rather than use a translator app.

**FlyingGolfball** · 04-22-24 21:52

Originally Posted by Snugfit [View Original Post]

I'm just seeing the Asian agencies and CT girls. Great service for $$$ or $$ 5. So much better than what's out there. Got maybe one or two that I see every once in a while for bb on the other board but those two agencies are just consistently better in terms of looks and service. Surprised people are still wasting there money. I get a more personable, nasty, client centric experience from traveling providers than any that are based locally.

No one in TNA talks about this page so naturally, if TNA Is the first one finds out, one doesn't know any better. I used to be one of them. One of the fellow mongers introduced me to AMP then from Reddit, I found this place and now this is all I visit (+rmap). TNA Is such a joke with crazy providers ranging from 4. To 1 K per hour. Urgh.

**Snugfit** · 04-22-24 21:08

I'm just seeing the Asian agencies and CT girls. Great service for $$$ or $$ 5. So much better than what's out there. Got maybe one or two that I see every once in a while for bb on the other board but those two agencies are just consistently better in terms of looks and service. Surprised people are still wasting there money. I get a more personable, nasty, client centric experience from traveling providers than any that are based locally.