Massage Parlor Reports

**TabooMonger** · Yesterday 20:59

Well I definitely would not call her a spinner as she was described as before. Small yeah but a bit of chub to her, looked mid 20's but a middle of the pack average / slightly below average face. Her body was basically a rectangle. She for sure said Feir but she had some natural small Bs so idk if 2 people are using the same name there or if the poster below was mistaken.

Dry rub down was just slightly above average. . 7 house for an hour. The face down tease was decent and then not after a while, turned back and she was scrolling through Instagram. One of you walked in shortly after I called her out so she went to shoo you away.

After she came back she fixed her shit and was extra attentive, especially on the flip and could a fooled me. I was still a bit pissed though. $. 6 for CFS and she bagged and started CBJ. Let me tell you, her oral skills are on point. Makes me wonder if BBBJ is on the table cause damn. Went to standing mish and decided to make up for her phone antics and plow her extra hard. Poster below was right, she wasn't kegeling but damn she was tight. Flipped her over for doggy and her body looked a lot less frumpy like that, ass actually looked decent.

Flipped her over again for more mish before blasting the bag. She smacked me afterwards for going to rough on her and was holding her crotch while cleaning up. That's what you get for being on your phone home girl. Took my water bottle of shame and peaced out.

Overall, unimpressed, wouldn't see her again.

**ShinamotoJason** · Yesterday 11:37

New Evergreen in Lynnwood has no real girls, only an old manager with Chinese food smell, don't waste your time.

Feir at Top in Seattle, she's ugly, not worth.

Sunshine in Lynnwood has an okay girl: 8/8, long straight hair, CFS; where are all the AMP hotties?

**Shogun Hua** · 04-22-24 23:23

Anyone try this place? I just noticed it. The hours are right for an AMP, 9 AM to 11 PM. No reviews on RM. Its right next to Work N More, on the side that faces Ted's fishing supply. Its crazy how many Evergreen Massages places there are.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...wood-wa-233854#rubmaps.

**TabooMonger** · 04-22-24 23:20

Originally Posted by BananaBandit [View Original Post]

This the place on University way, also called Meow Meow Massage?

Google street view for Meow Meow shows signs for Top. I'm a sucker for a tiny spinner so I'm planning on checking this Feir out. Will report back if I get her, but I've been hit in the head a few too many times so I always sop hopefully she is there LOL.

**BananaBandit** · 04-22-24 12:49

Originally Posted by PartyChicken [View Original Post]

Haven't been to Top in a while. Got to the window and Feir answered, a very cute, young spinner. Paid the door fee and went to the room. She gave a decent amateur massage with teasing and light milking. Showed her the money I left on the table $1. 6 and her clothes came off. When I say she's a spinner, she's tiny, probably 90 lbs wet with bolt ons. She started with BBBJ and her oral skills are off the charts, I had to stop her or I was going to pop. She put on the cover and we did standing mish. She was so small and tight I couldn't even last more than one position before I popped. Definitely one of the tightest I've ever had. She's very sweet and into her job so please treat her well! She said she's there another 9 days, I may go see her again if I have time. I asked who else was there and she said Sunny but I didn't see her. Glad Top upped their game, I was tired of the middle aged, disinterested or baby damaged women. If I wanted that I'd go on plenty of fish LOL.

This the place on University way, also called Meow Meow Massage?

**Original703** · 04-22-24 11:18

Originally Posted by TabooMonger [View Original Post]

I'm near the Ballard area. I've lurked a long time here but never posted but I had my go-to AR in Cali and can't find that anywhere here.

If AR = rimming, you can head north to Shoreline where some of the aunties and grannies work, and rimming is on the menu. YMMV. I've never been rimmed at an AMP within Seattle city limits. Not to say it doesn't happen, just that I haven't experienced it in town.

If you can be satisfied with prostate massage, there are a couple of AMP providers, listed in the Seattle and Everett forums, who are quite good!

As you contribute to the forum, other mongers might provide more helpful, specific details.

**TabooMonger** · 04-22-24 06:42

Originally Posted by LonelyMan718 [View Original Post]

I think they throw out a number and see if it sticks. It was 60 just for the HJ, extra 60 with no clothes, even panties. Honestly little guy got the better of me but oh well.

I've been there too but it at least seems you got extra for it. I've had a few want 100 minimum for HJ, 140 no clothes. 120 to bust on a really hot girls chest makes a lot more sense.

**LonelyMan718** · 04-22-24 00:39

Originally Posted by TabooMonger [View Original Post]

12 just seems so much for L1, though busting on her chest seems like it compensates quite a bit.

What is up with all these providers wanting $ for HJ?

I think they throw out a number and see if it sticks. It was 60 just for the HJ, extra 60 with no clothes, even panties. Honestly little guy got the better of me but oh well.

**PartyChicken** · 04-21-24 23:15

Haven't been to Top in a while. Got to the window and Feir answered, a very cute, young spinner. Paid the door fee and went to the room. She gave a decent amateur massage with teasing and light milking. Showed her the money I left on the table $1. 6 and her clothes came off. When I say she's a spinner, she's tiny, probably 90 lbs wet with bolt ons. She started with BBBJ and her oral skills are off the charts, I had to stop her or I was going to pop. She put on the cover and we did standing mish. She was so small and tight I couldn't even last more than one position before I popped. Definitely one of the tightest I've ever had. She's very sweet and into her job so please treat her well! She said she's there another 9 days, I may go see her again if I have time. I asked who else was there and she said Sunny but I didn't see her. Glad Top upped their game, I was tired of the middle aged, disinterested or baby damaged women. If I wanted that I'd go on plenty of fish LOL.

**TabooMonger** · 04-21-24 19:26

I'm near the Ballard area. I've lurked a long time here but never posted but I had my go-to AR in Cali and can't find that anywhere here.

**TabooMonger** · 04-21-24 19:24

Originally Posted by LonelyMan718 [View Original Post]

I think her name was Trixie, been in Seattle 6 years, great English. She said she doesn't work much anymore, but she is probably one of the hottest providers ever. Mid 20's, tall, big silicon tits on a very thin, toned frame. Little pricey (7 house, 12 sensual HJ with no clothes) but quite worth it. Decent massage, tons of teasing and an amazing happy ending. When I started to get close, she told me to sit up, kneeled I front of me, and took my load all over her chest. Absolutely wild for.

12 just seems so much for L1, though busting on her chest seems like it compensates quite a bit.

What is up with all these providers wanting $ for HJ?

**LonelyMan718** · 04-21-24 00:48

I think her name was Trixie, been in Seattle 6 years, great English. She said she doesn't work much anymore, but she is probably one of the hottest providers ever. Mid 20's, tall, big silicon tits on a very thin, toned frame. Little pricey (7 house, 12 sensual HJ with no clothes) but quite worth it. Decent massage, tons of teasing and an amazing happy ending. When I started to get close, she told me to sit up, kneeled I front of me, and took my load all over her chest. Absolutely wild for.

**CumingForU** · 04-20-24 14:22

Originally Posted by DJNoName [View Original Post]

Not sure where to ask this. Sorry if this is the wrong place.

But is this the same Alyssa at good massage?

Or is this maybe a kangels girl?

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?628830-HotAlysa

Definitely not the same Alyssa.

**Zomfg** · 04-20-24 13:50

Originally Posted by DJNoName [View Original Post]

But is this the same Alyssa at good massage?

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?628830-HotAlysa

Never met HotAlysa, but I know Good Massage's Alyssa since her Shanghai Everett days. Unless Alyssa is using that Thai girl photos, and is using a different phone number, that's not her. I haven't seen any report about Alyssa posting as HotAlysa, although there is recent report example of korean Grace (formerly Lulu FW) posting on TNA.

**DJNoName** · 04-20-24 13:27

Not sure where to ask this. Sorry if this is the wrong place.

But is this the same Alyssa at good massage?

Or is this maybe a kangels girl?

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?628830-HotAlysa