Massage Parlor Reports

[KitWalker1967]

So I went to Golden Rose last Friday around noon and was seen by Lisa. Not the greatest experience, but not my worst either. Since things apparently went sideways and ruined my hopes to have some fun with Summer at Seoul Spa this week, I decided to go back to Golden Rose this afternoon to see if I'd encounter this Anna / Annie that several guys have mentioned. I was greeted by a 50 ish woman with short dark hair, about 5'6", who was wearing a surgical mask, yoga pants and a nice blouse that highlighted the twins. She was kinda giggly and chatty as she massaged me from head to toe, hitting all the knots, popping my fingers and really working my legs. Did the standard tease the jewels while I ran my hands over her. On the flip, she immediately lifted her blouse and popped out one of her tits for me to play with while she oiled up and slow stroked me. After cleaning me up, I mentioned my name and asked for hers. She just giggled and gave me a hug, which makes me wonder if a bunch of guys came in asking for her. When I got ready to leave, there was a kinda cute (not wearing a mask) 40 ish woman with long curly hair (middle of her back) who smiled and asked me if I wanted some chocolates and / or a bottle of water. I'll definitely go back for her at some point. Anybody recognize either one of these ladies I'm talking about? RM mentions (in addition to Lisa and Anna / Annie) a Michelle and Wei Wei.

[OzzyKid62]

Rule is their stated age plus ten. If she says she's 38, she really is 48.

Couldn't agree with you more. Everyone should use that standard when describing a provider.

[GoaThillBilly]

Rule is their stated age plus ten. If she says she's 38, she really is 48.

For sure. Another good rule of thumb is that if they look a big bigger in their pics, in person they will be huuuuuge!

[Hellbent]

It can be hard to tell sometimes, make up and good skin care, Asian genetics (I'm 45 yo+ and people say I look like I'm in my 30's), low lighting can hide age. Maybe the guy needs glasses or a new prescription? Its not as easy as counting the rings on a tree or looking at their drivers license. I'm usually just making a guess.

Rule is their stated age plus ten. If she says she's 38, she really is 48.

[RobNSea]

I went there a couple months ago. No heat and most of the lights out. I read they had a table shower and was the main reason I went but they said water heater not working. I forget the persons name but it was something like Amendy? Early 30's, ok massage, nice body and finish. I'm on the fence about repeating as they said only standard finish, no FS or French options. Standard fees.

I have been there multiple times there was Wendy & Lena. They both will get naked and allow Daty. Most recently new girls arrived Coco Emily & I forgot the other. I have gotten TS Every time. Coco is cute but carry's attitude. Big Clock watcher. Be careful and don't park in back or back street tweekers hang out and if they see someone park and go inside they might vandalize your car.

[Shogun Hua]

Are the people writing these fake age reviews pimps trying to drum up business or just blind?

It can be hard to tell sometimes, make up and good skin care, Asian genetics (I'm 45 yo+ and people say I look like I'm in my 30's), low lighting can hide age. Maybe the guy needs glasses or a new prescription? Its not as easy as counting the rings on a tree or looking at their drivers license. I'm usually just making a guess.

[Marko Ramius]

Are the people writing these fake age reviews pimps trying to drum up business or just blind?

Sometimes the girls will lie (shocking, I know) and say they are "X" when they really aren't. This is a lot more likely to happen if a lot of guys are asking for the same girl, which happens after anything gets posted about a specific girl. Also, the younger girls tend to leave pretty quickly and someone else, usually much older, will try to take their place.

Funny story. A long time ago I posted a review of an MP on TRB. However, I made a mistake and entered the girl's name as "Stacey" instead of "Stephanie". When I visited the MP the next week and was talking to Stephanie she said, "It's been weird. All of these guys are coming here asking for 'Stacey' and we've never had a Stacey working here. ".

And yes, a lot of guys are piss-poor at estimating ages. Especially of Asian ladies with too much makeup when they have boner goggles.

[SeaTownDave]

Popped by after recent reports. Drew Coco, mid 30's, tight blue dress. Asked for shower, she said yes but never offered. I couldhear the other room. Someone was gettingit hard and vocal! I was excited. Poor massage. No teasing. On the flip, asked $2 for boom boom. The enthusiasm made me want to skip. . 6 for poor hands. She never took her eyes off the clock or said a word.

Please. Best place anywhere near downtown?

[Spectacular]

I had seen some reviews mentioning Emma was in her 20's or early 30's, but she clearly is 40+.

Are the people writing these fake age reviews pimps trying to drum up business or just blind?

[Lego19]

It is also 50 for a hh and 70 for a full hour so price is higher than usual.

Unfortunately these prices are starting to become the standard.

[MassagedGuy]

After some kind of renovation it seems like this place is finally open. I was waking into the store next to it for ceramincs when I noticed it is an Asian place. May be worth checking out.

Though its kirkland so I'm skeptical.

It is also 50 for a hh and 70 for a full hour so price is higher than usual.

[Lego19]

Was in the area, checked rubmaps and saw this place had decent reviews. It's right next to I5 with some construction going on. Welcomed by Mia she looked around 35-45, she is curvy and had her boobs on display. She mentioned business was slow and I asked for 4 hands, some negotiations on the price and here comes Emma. I had seen some reviews mentioning Emma was in her 20's or early 30's, but she clearly is 40+. She wasn't as curvy as Mia and has smaller tits. They gave a perfunctory massage with almost no tease. Mia offered me a BJ but I declined since I wasn't already feeling it. They took turns stroking me and took a good amount of time to finish. Overall nothing special over here, good 4 hands are hard to come by, and when I have had great experiences, usually the providers are very sensual and have great rapport with me and among themselves. Nothing of such sorts here. Looks like I'll stick to AMP's in Seattle and South in search of some good talent.

[MassagedGuy]

After some kind of renovation it seems like this place is finally open. I was waking into the store next to it for ceramincs when I noticed it is an Asian place. May be worth checking out.

Though its kirkland so I'm skeptical.

[HiYolomi]

I've been there with 3 different providers, and AFAIK, they're all gone, in the past 3 months. There are salons owned and operated with regulars, then there are these "network" salons, that seem to be stop-off points before they move on. I saw Cici in January, who seems long gone, April a couple of weeks ago, who said she was moving on to Portland; Saw a Lili there this past week, and wasn't super-impressed. I'm imagining she's not there much longer (I was only seeking HE with her).

Begs the question. Since they're FS, with high turnover, what's the problem? It's a really clean, nice place. I imagine it's owned by someone who owns other places, and uses this location to give MTs a temporary place in Seattle before they move on to another city. It is, after all, an itinerant lifestyle for most.

Cici and April are the same person. For some reason she changed her name midway. I know this because I recognized her and she's the only one who gave me a killer neck massage.

[KnoxNenters]

Would repeat except she told me she was leaving in two days for another shop in the area, but did not know which one.

I've been there with 3 different providers, and AFAIK, they're all gone, in the past 3 months. There are salons owned and operated with regulars, then there are these "network" salons, that seem to be stop-off points before they move on. I saw Cici in January, who seems long gone, April a couple of weeks ago, who said she was moving on to Portland; Saw a Lili there this past week, and wasn't super-impressed. I'm imagining she's not there much longer (I was only seeking HE with her).

Begs the question. Since they're FS, with high turnover, what's the problem? It's a really clean, nice place. I imagine it's owned by someone who owns other places, and uses this location to give MTs a temporary place in Seattle before they move on to another city. It is, after all, an itinerant lifestyle for most.