Massage Parlor Reports

[SeaTownDave]

Been here a few times. Lisa early 30's and new one is Apple 40 ish. It's a rushed place. FS avail but Lisa wants 1. 0 for clothes off. Plus the house fee. Crappy CBJ is 1. 5 and CFS is 2. 4 Apple wants 2. 0 plus the house fee for rushed CFS. Surprisingly, despite bad service and rush, the place is usually busy. Maybe because the location is central. The girls are.

Prettier than average (especially Lisa) but nothing mind blowing.

Maybe some of you could negotiate and get more reasonable rates. There are way better options for those kinds of rates. I'm thinking AAMPs.

Appreciate it. Not sounding worth it. Unless somebody knows of something new, it sounds like the only choice is the same old on 12th. Any suggestions on anything close to the area?

[GreenStream]

What are your favorites AMPs in Chinatown? I am visiting next week, and haven't been in Seattle for years, so appreciate you help so that I do not waste time and money going to places which are best avoided.

[Justice2001]

I know I'm in seattle forum but the SF forum is dead which is weird given how much they have. Does anyone have any good recs for SF? Preferably by Chinatown? I'm staying right next to Asian Palace which has decent reviews but looking for something less dingy and attractive masseuses. Can be legit. I'll only have a few hours of free time.

I went to CEO years ago and was interesting. In the financial district in a fancy building, had to be buzzed up and a very attractive young front desk girl. Had girls in lingerie pretty attractive just walking around. It's long gone now. Has anyone been to any of the Thai places? Sucks we don't have much here.

[Wong Hing]

Canada isn't perfect, as far as hobbying. For one, I can get BBFS in Seattle, much easier than in Vancouver.

That being said, it's nice, in Vancouver, to be able to date girls who are legit 20's and young and pretty, compared to the literal grandmothers in Seattle. Like Monica, Cece, Yoko, Lily, and Pepsi.

It's nice to be able to bang a girl young enough to be in college. Not women at Euro Touch who make me feel like I'm doing someone's grandmother.

[Fnarplep]

Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.

The first time I went there, I got Tina. I had an *okay* experience; her massage is absolute crap, she uses a staggering excess of oil, and BJ and FS are fully covered. On the other hand, she's petite and firm, vocalizes a lot (it's fake, but I enjoy theater), and she does BLS, which was a pleasant surprise. Hour session was 60, she asked for 200 extra, I negotiated down to 160:220 altogether. I gave her my burner number and figured I wouldn't go back. Since then, she's texted me twice and I've visited her both times. It still isn't great, but I like it when she reaches out to me.

It's not a venue I would recommend; highly visible, very little privacy. However, I've never met Angela. If she's giving BBBJ, then it might be worth a trip.

[VinceHeartSk]

Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.

This place sucks due to foot traffic, you will be seen. Sometimes the door is locked and you have to wait for a while as well after ringing the bell. Angela is Taiwanese, Blonde, Big boobs, nice athleticish body, with a flat ass. Upcharges for BBBJ. Price is somewhere $$ to $$. 5. This place sometimes has two girls working, with only curtains as dividers, so I hope you arent shy.

[TnaHunter2014]

Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.

Been here a few times. Lisa early 30's and new one is Apple 40 ish. It's a rushed place. FS avail but Lisa wants 1. 0 for clothes off. Plus the house fee. Crappy CBJ is 1. 5 and CFS is 2. 4 Apple wants 2. 0 plus the house fee for rushed CFS. Surprisingly, despite bad service and rush, the place is usually busy. Maybe because the location is central. The girls are.

Prettier than average (especially Lisa) but nothing mind blowing.

Maybe some of you could negotiate and get more reasonable rates. There are way better options for those kinds of rates. I'm thinking AAMPs.

[GoldMinerLxv]

OMG! I wish I knew this the time my work paid me to get a massage! My first time I kept my drawers on LOL. I live by like 5+ different parlors. Hopefully at least one has some willing young women.

You're welcome. I wish I had some advice when I first started 'exploring' AMPs several years ago. I would have saved a lot of money looking for extras that are out there if you have an idea where to start.

I should add that if the AMP is legit, it has been my experience that the provider will immediately drape most of your torso, down to the knees, with a large towel and move it around as they do the massage. All hope is not lost at this point, but the odds of getting anything extra aren't good. But it's the kiss of death if, on the flip, she drapes a small towel over your eyes to block your view of her, after being certain she completely shields her view of your stuff during the flip using the big towel.

On the other hand, if at the beginning, she drapes a small hand towel over just your ass, like they do at Sakura in Oly, then the odds are extras are available, it's just a matter of how large is the menu.

Good luck and please be sure to post your experience here.

[Jy2019]

I hear there's a new Latina at Renton Highlands Spa (formerly Four Seasons Tanning) in Renton. I haven't met her but she's been booked pretty solid. Curious to see if anyone meets her before I have a chance to stop by. If Apple (curvy Viet) greets you, be adamant you want to see the new girl before paying. She could be hot but she could be otherwise too.

https://seattle.rubratings.com/231219

I stopped by early morning at this spot 9:10 am around 2 months ago. Girl at the entrance was a dark skinned Viet with a bitchy face and bad attitude. Took 60 and showed me the room. A minute later Angel came in. Lighter skinned Viet that looks like a typical Latina. She must be half white or Hispanic and half Viet She negotiated and did upsell which upset my mood. I left and they return my 60. Told me to not come back again. Angel has curvy body and cute face. Service and attitude are bad so I just left.

The other Viet at Leila massage had better attitude for me and no upsell. However that place closed earlier this year.

[SeaTownDave]

Yep she texted me last night same address as she send you it's on 15th in front of plenty of clouds restaurant edge to Madison sucks no discreet entrance can't wait to see her.

Been avoiding this place due to a bad visit. Anyone advantage? Activities or damage? Tried to search her old reviews but nothing came up.

[AussieFury]

I hear there's a new Latina at Renton Highlands Spa (formerly Four Seasons Tanning) in Renton. I haven't met her but she's been booked pretty solid. Curious to see if anyone meets her before I have a chance to stop by. If Apple (curvy Viet) greets you, be adamant you want to see the new girl before paying. She could be hot but she could be otherwise too.

https://seattle.rubratings.com/231219

[BrockBot]

I NEVER ask because she might be a cop if it's your first time with her, and especially if it's your first time at the MP.

I just send hints using body language and subtle suggestive comments, like 'that feels real good' when she starts working the upper thighs. But most importantly, I am ALWAYS totally bare ass naked laying face down on the table with legs spread apart and the boys in plain sight. The provider will know what you're interested in as soon as she enters the room, then it's just a matter of what she offers. If she's 'game' she'll start with some light teasing (her way of doing a cop check) and that's when your body language will help a lot. Go with the flow and subtilely signal to her you like what she's doing.

Eventually (I always do a full hour massage) she will towel off your back and legs and ask you to flip over. That said, there have been a few times for me where I was so aroused she had me flip over, gave a nice HJ, and then had me flip over again so so could finish my back massage. Anyway, after the flip she'll usually get right down to business, though I've had a few girls work my chest (I love that), then move to the legs and thighs, and watch for the flag pole to go up if it isn't already.

Many will only give you a HJ though she might allow a little roaming just to get you off. Other MPs & their providers are FS all the way and more direct.

Hopes this helps.

OMG! I wish I knew this the time my work paid me to get a massage! My first time I kept my drawers on LOL. I live by like 5+ different parlors. Hopefully at least one has some willing young women.

[ZoooBus]

I would like to also point out that the second ad even says "full service: 160 $" That should really get the cops attention.. Unless they are sponsoring the ad. Personally, I'd stay away from places like this.

Same here. At least for now. But if Seattle follows New York's lead of decriminalization this may be the add of the future. There would no longer be any need of questions such as "What services are offered". The only questions would be on how good the service was and how the staff looked. I don't see real photos being advertised for quite some time. Reality can be a turnoff.

[Seattle Ampfan]

I would like to also point out that the second ad even says "full service: 160 $" That should really get the cops attention.. Unless they are sponsoring the ad. Personally, I'd stay away from places like this.

Yeah, I used to go to this place (Yu Massage in Greenwood) until their ads started looking like this. Although they didn't really offer those services before, so maybe new management, or maybe false advertising.

[GoldMinerLxv]

I didn't know places in Kirkland had an extra menu. What other places in Kirkland are like this? And how do you go about requesting a flip / happy ending?

I NEVER ask because she might be a cop if it's your first time with her, and especially if it's your first time at the MP.

I just send hints using body language and subtle suggestive comments, like 'that feels real good' when she starts working the upper thighs. But most importantly, I am ALWAYS totally bare ass naked laying face down on the table with legs spread apart and the boys in plain sight. The provider will know what you're interested in as soon as she enters the room, then it's just a matter of what she offers. If she's 'game' she'll start with some light teasing (her way of doing a cop check) and that's when your body language will help a lot. Go with the flow and subtilely signal to her you like what she's doing.

Eventually (I always do a full hour massage) she will towel off your back and legs and ask you to flip over. That said, there have been a few times for me where I was so aroused she had me flip over, gave a nice HJ, and then had me flip over again so so could finish my back massage. Anyway, after the flip she'll usually get right down to business, though I've had a few girls work my chest (I love that), then move to the legs and thighs, and watch for the flag pole to go up if it isn't already.

Many will only give you a HJ though she might allow a little roaming just to get you off. Other MPs & their providers are FS all the way and more direct.

Hopes this helps.