Massage Parlor Reports

**Marko Ramius** · 09-23-22 22:30

The long time mama-san, Judy, quit recently. I think a lot of the changes for the worse are because the new management doesn't know how to run the place.

**Mamouna** · 09-23-22 20:08

Hey all, first time poster with a question not report. I recently got back from a trip to Europe where I enjoyed the benefits of regulated, legal SW. Short story: my marriage went DOA this year so I said WTF and popped my cherry with providers in Frankfurt and Budapest. Not trying to make anyone feel bad, but JFC this country is so ass-backwards when it comes to SW stuff.

Anyways, now that I'm back home and not exactly ready to date (divorce sucks) I would like to make use of local services on occasion. It's been a shock looking at options. There's no f-ing way I'm going to shell out $$ for low quality escorts compared to Europe (particularly Budapest, holy cow). Erotic massage seems like the best cost / service ratio and I kind of prefer it anyways. It's ironic because over here there's like 95% AMP and in Europe they're somewhat rare and "exotic".

I would love any advice how to keep out of trouble. I've been used to SW being legal and don't want to make any stupid mistakes. TIA dudes.

**BrazGuy2020** · 09-23-22 19:56

Drove down Jackson today and several of the massage shops on the main strip (north side of Jackson) were hauling their furniture out into pickup trucks. Recession indicator? I doubt it, that area has simply become too rundown so probably have little business these days.

**Iwc2010** · 09-23-22 05:10

Originally Posted by DJamesX001 [View Original Post]

Coming to Seattle for few days. Can someone PM me a good location with young girls, teasing and HJ? I will return favor if at all anyone comes to the twin cities.

I'm also looking for this info.

**Petroglyph** · 09-22-22 23:10

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

EuroTouch isn't any good anymore. Even if you aren't looking an extended menu, the masseuses there are pushy, impatient and have bad attitudes.

This exactly. If you don't drop 2 bills to bang granny the service is mostly terrible!

Last time I went there I caught their main granny using her hand to fake me penetrating her. WTF? Just like GM, they lost their best customer forever. I got it, I didn't mention it, just went with it. I got the message that they felt this crap is a drag on a provider after a while (think decades).

Happened to me one day with fish tacos at my favorite restaurant. You can't go back, it might as well be gone.

**DJamesX001** · 09-22-22 18:18

Coming to Seattle for few days. Can someone PM me a good location with young girls, teasing and HJ? I will return favor if at all anyone comes to the twin cities.

**MassageMeow** · 09-22-22 17:39

Originally Posted by nightwing44 [View Original Post]

Any info on the new place on 145th and Stone one block east of Aurora?

Already shuttered from the looks of it. I went by a few times recently and the lights have been off. Today the massage sign in covered by a blanket.

**BigAdventure26** · 09-22-22 12:00

Originally Posted by Dxddxd [View Original Post]

I tried once never repeat.

Thanks for the info everyone, if anyone wants to PM me their experiences would love to know how it went.

**WaRubMonger** · 09-22-22 10:47

EuroTouch isn't any good anymore. Even if you aren't looking an extended menu, the masseuses there are pushy, impatient and have bad attitudes.

This exactly. If you don't drop 2 bills to bang granny the service is mostly terrible!

**Dxddxd** · 09-22-22 02:25

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

You cannot go wrong at EuroTouch, Lake Serene, Golden, Sun Spa, Kings, Royal, VIP, or Airport.

I tried once never repeat.

**Piketty** · 09-22-22 01:12

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

You cannot go wrong at EuroTouch, Lake Serene, Golden, Sun Spa, Kings, Royal, VIP, or Airport.

EuroTouch isn't any good anymore. Even if you aren't looking an extended menu, the masseuses there are pushy, impatient and have bad attitudes.

They pulled a bait-and-switch on me and the mamasan refused to give me back my money when I wanted to leave because she said she "really needs the money".

They need to jettison the entire roster and the mamasan needs to remember what good service looks like.

**HarleySteve** · 09-22-22 01:06

Originally Posted by BigAdventure26 [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend some solid spots in Lynnwood? I know there are mentions in the thread so if anyone can link that would be helpful too. Just moved up here.

You cannot go wrong at EuroTouch, Lake Serene, Golden, Sun Spa, Kings, Royal, VIP, or Airport.

**MartyByrde** · 09-21-22 17:21

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

Do those k-agency girls do rimming like they do in LA?

From reading both this thread and the KAngels thread, it's "hit and miss". That is, it depends on the woman. Most of them, no.

**DirtyFuk** · 09-21-22 15:19

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

Pepsi will do BBFS at EuroTouch, almost everyone else insists on a cover.

Will she do a pm?

**AsianPussy** · 09-21-22 14:57

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

I don't think there's any AMPs in Bellevue with young, cute girls; nor any that are open late.

For AAMP providers, there's a synopsis here that you can cross reference with rubmd or tna to find contact info. Sandy's best Nuru isn't bad for FS, and mina is cute if you just want HJ:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...d-the-Horrible

Otherwise you might have better luck with an agency. A little more money, but young and cute. Kangels (https://kangels.ch/all-korean-companions-in-seattle/) and lollipop girls (https://lollipopgirls.us/companions/) come to mind. More info on them here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...els-Discussion

Do those k-agency girls do rimming like they do in LA?