Massage Parlor Reports

**Buck1138** · 10-03-22 11:25

603 central.

This location would be amazing for me but alas it's not good news. The lady working there was pretty unattractive even for an older gal. And I really like the older ones. The massage was pretty crap. FS was available for 200 all in but it was covered and she was asking me to hurry up and cum right from the beginning. Well. Stop putting that tiny shitty condom on my dick and I'll cum way faster. After we finished there was no finishing our time with a massage or anything like that. Just out the door 15 min early. I will not be returning unless I see a report that they swap up the talent.

If you are going to have older unattractive providers you better have amazing service and be cheaper than other places.

A while back my go-to place in Columbia city had an older lady that was not a looker at all but she took such good care of me for 160 that I was in that place like 3 times a week.

**Trumpeter** · 10-02-22 00:30

Originally Posted by GettingYounger [View Original Post]

Fans of Annie from Moon Spa would be interested to know that she's moved to a brand new place in the you District called Jasmine Spa on University Way. I saw her many many times at Moon over the past few 2-3 years, enough to get really comfortable with each other.

I'm surprised by this. I had assumed Annie had moved to another place because any recent reviews at Moon Spa were for other providers. I was in the area and hoped to get time to see her and contacted her. At least on the day I was hoping to be free, which was a Sunday, she said she was working at Moon. I ended up not having time to go down so I didn't get a chance to talk to her and learn any more. Maybe she's made the move since then or maybe she's splitting her time between the two places. Anyway, if you're hoping to see Annie, it might be worth a call first to see if she's there.

**ThatOneGuy333** · 10-01-22 22:52

As the title says, I have a female friend who wants to get the special treatment at an AMP. Anyone know any spots that are happy to see female customers and satisfy them? Thanks in advance.

**Ame128** · 10-01-22 10:47

Went to Kings yesterday, 6 for house, massage was eh, tableshower was decent but man does that soap smell terrible. 6 for usual HE and then was offered BBBJ for another 6, FS was on the table as well but wasn't feeling it. Probably worth going back but with a different provider.

**KnoxNenters** · 10-01-22 06:04

Originally Posted by LustForLife72 [View Original Post]

How many times do you see a provider before you ask for contact info?

I just started doing this after learning how easy it was. For the most part, they're more than willing to connect with you. It's their job, and they're freelancers, so they'll want to stack their client list for movement purposes. It's gives them a little boost too, you know. It took me forever to realize you can't authenticate a WeChat account with a virtual number (like Google Voice, which you can instantly switch back to from your real number once you're authenticated). 3 months later, I finally got in, and have been bringing it out pretty consistently with providers I'd see again. They'll grab your phone, tap through all the stuff, and bingo-bango, you're connected. Then, intermittently, you can pepper them with lusty and lascivious proposals, and they'll sometimes reply. That's a nice bonus, and gets me interested in coming back. Now we have something connected. That's a way to build to deeper and better experiences behind those closed doors. You start getting preference and they remember you, which is a big deal.

On the negative side, yeah, you get spammed about coming in to meet the new girl. Or occasional begging when you're not in the mood. And of course, much of it is in Chinese, so you'll need to translate on the fly, which is easy with the app. I'm hearing of the possibility you can do live translated caption video, but it's not showing up on Google, but you better believe it'll be a feature soon if it's not. Then you have a game-changer.

I'd say don't bother with texting. WeChat has built in translation, so they understand what you want when you send them an English text. Texting to them is as difficult as it is for you when you get a text in Chinese. They only verbally know a repertoire of English phrases necessary to be successful at their jobs. They can't read it. 95% of the time.

**KnoxNenters** · 10-01-22 05:39

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

It's not like these girls decide to leave, it is mostly a management decision. They know up front that they are only going to be working at a certain location for 2 months, then management is going to move them to another location. All because of the perception that there needs to be a "new girl" on a regular basis. I don't personally like this policy either -- if I find someone I really like, then I'd like to return to her for months or even years. But that's not how these places work. Like Cindy for example, she lives in the area and wasn't planning on moving anywhere, so I suspect she's working somewhere around here. But silly me, I didn't get her number to ask where she's working now.

In other cases, Alice at Smiling Art was just working during the summer while college is out of session. Now she's in Portland. But said she may be back from time to time, as the manager was willing to work with her on this.

I like what you've said, Ampfan. We begin to see patterns over time, and it's not overly complicated, right? They're freelancers, this is their gig. The pressure's always on from above, numbers got to reach goals, customer satisfaction should not be an issue, publicity should be good. It's just like all of us with our careers, really. It just so happens that we don't hold dicks in our hands at work all day, summoning well-milkwater from every customer. But it can feel like that on some days.

**Regularity** · 10-01-22 02:57

Originally Posted by LustForLife72 [View Original Post]

How many times do you see a provider before you ask for contact info?

First time.

**Spectacular** · 10-01-22 00:11

Originally Posted by SeattleJon [View Original Post]

Went there for my first visit. Everything above is accurate but I probably won't repeat. Paid for the hour and I was in and out in 40 minutes. I found the Chinese chatting a bit distracting. One was probably in her late 60's and the younger one in her late 30's. Communication is essentially non-existent so not sure if any upgrades are available.

WTF is wrong with mongers in this city not walking out when seeing providers literally old enough to be their grandmothers?

**AussieFury** · 09-30-22 21:38

Originally Posted by LustForLife72 [View Original Post]

How many times do you see a provider before you ask for contact info?

If I like them, I'll ask for WeChat or phone # on the first visit. Sometimes they'll ask you before you get a chance to ask them, which is a fun ego boost.

Just as we like good providers and want to keep track of them, the ladies like good customers. Just be prepared for "Come get a massage, honey" texts from them on a regular basis.

It's also useful to have phone numbers of the girls you don't like. You can ask them where they're working on any particular day so you can save time knowing which shoppes to avoid while cruising.

**GettingYounger** · 09-30-22 21:08

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

What's the cross street (or address)?

521X A University way.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 09-30-22 21:03

Originally Posted by GettingYounger [View Original Post]

Fans of Annie from Moon Spa would be interested to know that she's moved to a brand new place in the you District called Jasmine Spa on University Way.

What's the cross street (or address)?

**Lego19** · 09-30-22 19:07

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

I'm sure there are a wide range of answers to that, but the last time I did this it was about 3 times.

If I like the girl I usually ask for their wechat on the first visit itself. Never been turned down.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 09-30-22 18:01

Originally Posted by LustForLife72 [View Original Post]

How many times do you see a provider before you ask for contact info?

I'm sure there are a wide range of answers to that, but the last time I did this it was about 3 times.

**Mamouna** · 09-30-22 12:14

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

Like Cindy for example, she lives in the area and wasn't planning on moving anywhere, so I suspect she's working somewhere around here. But silly me, I didn't get her number to ask where she's working now.

In other cases, Alice at Smiling Art was just working during the summer while college is out of session. Now she's in Portland. But said she may be back from time to time, as the manager was willing to work with her on this.

How many times do you see a provider before you ask for contact info?

**Marko Ramius** · 09-30-22 12:12

Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]

Aloha Tan would have destroyed me financially if they would not have been raided by the cops...

I don't think I've ever came closer to being arrested than when I was hitting up Stephanie and Vivian.

One evening I left the shop they briefly ran in Everett and headed south on Evergreen Way, saw a bunch of police with lights running and no sirens heading north, pulled over, and sure enough watched as they went right into the lot at Paradise Spa (I think that was the name).

Another time in spring of 2007 I pulled into the lot at Aloha Spa in Renton to see a bunch of cop cars, a big van, and about a dozen girls in handcuffs in a line. One of the cops flagged me down and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for a particular burger place and he courteously gave me directions to it.

Too many close calls for me. I still don't understand why they (the police) had such a hardon for them.