Massage Parlor Reports

**JMirage** · 09-16-22 16:27

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

To the fellow rub monger in the white tesla, everett. Thank you for not waiting for them to open. You pulled away about 2 minutes to early and I had a nice rub and am properly drained.

Happy mongering y'all.

It's like you grazed my balls a few times, then nothing on the flip! At least a short report of your experience as a thanks so we can go if it was decent sir!

**Kuarel** · 09-16-22 15:31

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

$350 for CBJ cfs for 2 girls. The same poster has posted 14 reviews for that one spa since the first of the year,

In the comments there were a few accusations of it being a fake account.

**WaRubMonger** · 09-16-22 14:49

To the fellow rub monger in the white tesla, everett. Thank you for not waiting for them to open. You pulled away about 2 minutes to early and I had a nice rub and am properly drained.

Happy mongering y'all.

**ScotchYoke** · 09-16-22 13:15

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

Could you please do a synopsis on the repeated 4 hands reviews (by forget) here:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...nnwood-wa-5577

Specifically would like to know how much the providers interact with each other.

$350 for CBJ cfs for 2 girls. The same poster has posted 14 reviews for that one spa since the first of the year, all duos, leading one monger to believe that it's an owner posting them all. The few I read mentioned no real interaction between the 2 girls. Trying to view that reviewer's profile yields a link stating, "This profile has been made private by the owner. " Good luck and report back if you take a chance.

**WaRubMonger** · 09-16-22 12:48

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

I have been twice, once with HE from decent lady, maybe 40's and good massage.

Second time I got a younger pretty hot looking one and I thought jackpot! She didn't do any extras, not even HE, so I have not been back.

Thanks. Other feedback is the same. No thanks blue sky!

**Kuarel** · 09-16-22 12:24

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

Could you please do a synopsis on the repeated 4 hands reviews (by forget) here:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...nnwood-wa-5577

Specifically would like to know how much the providers interact with each other.

In all of the four hand reviews of his I read none indicated any kind on interaction between the providers. He's written a lot of reviews so I may not have seen them all. Seems like something worth mentioning though. Sounds like they are mostly older, 40-50, but he claims to be older himself, late 70's, maybe 80. He apparently likes the four hand experience.

One weird thing I saw a lot in his and other reviews is the amount of times one of the ladies have to leave to answer a doorbell. Sound like a real mood killer. My experience with AMP has mostly been in Vancouver BC and they always had someone to greet the visitors. If they were short staffed they would just lock the door temporarily. My experience with them locally is more limited.

**JMirage** · 09-16-22 12:03

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

I see reports here from 2020 and see older ads from stg. Anyone have recent experience?

I have been twice, once with HE from decent lady, maybe 40's and good massage.

Second time I got a younger pretty hot looking one and I thought jackpot! She didn't do any extras, not even HE, so I have not been back.

**FigureItOutBud** · 09-16-22 11:40

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

Could you please do a synopsis on the repeated 4 hands reviews (by forget) here:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...nnwood-wa-5577

Specifically would like to know how much the providers interact with each other.

All the reviews don't discuss any interaction between providers. If that's what you're looking for seems like this might not be it.

**SeoulSea** · 09-16-22 05:07

Stopped by sunshine Sodo the other day after work. I was greeted by Rita but she told me she wasn't doing FS cause she was on her period. Asked if I wanted to see someone else for FS. I said sure cause I was horny and looking to fuck. In comes fei fei or fay fay however it's spelled. I saw her and instantly asked for Rita again instead. I did not want to fuck her LOL.

So back comes Rita and she's like I told you no FS today. I said that's fine I'll take a BJ. So I paid for hhr and tip and got undressed as she left. She comes back and asks if I want a massage and I said nah let's skip it and she acted surprised that I didn't come for a massage haha. Well I did come for a massage, just for my cock. So she gets down and licks my shaft and starts sucking my balls so I'm thinking I'm in for BBBJ but then she throws a rubber on before actually goin to town on my cock which I don't mind I guess. She dt and pays a lot of attention to the balls and I cum in like 10 minutes LOL.

She's def attractive enough to me for an AMP girl so I'd visit again. She seems very playful and would be a fun fuck if she wasn't on her period. I'll def be visiting again plenty of times since it's so close.

**CorveLay** · 09-16-22 01:20

Originally Posted by MyDood [View Original Post]

I live in the neighborhood. Do they still charge way more than any other AMP in the area?

I've revisited a few times. I think the girls who were up charging are gone. Angela is cute and does the flirty thing very well, but I think other than serious regulars she's not seeing customers? I'd seen her in the past and even calling ahead a few times got told "no" repeatedly. Maybe she's just doing the mama san thing. If they are busy, and they usually are, they'll rush you out the door to make room for the next guy as soon as you're done. Very high volume from what I can tell. Had a few times where Angela greeted me and took me to the room and then switched in Sofia / Sophia who has a similar haircut (not color) and bust. She's nice, not massage, super quick CBJ and CFS is enjoyable. Definitely the best of the bunch, but inevitably the doorbell rings and Angela yells at her through the door and you're on your way. Have yet to get a full hour or a real massage there, that's not what they are doing. Tried one of the new girls today and it was one of the worst AMP experiences I've ever had. No massage, terrible technique, not attractive. I've been going to AMPs for many years and I walked out thinking "I'm never doing this again. " I miss Thai Lily, at least she was dependable, clean, didn't make you smell like hooker, and had a good massage technique.

TLDR: the girls they are churning in and out are classically hit and miss and it's high volume.

**Spectacular** · 09-15-22 23:43

Could you please do a synopsis on the repeated 4 hands reviews (by forget) here:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...nnwood-wa-5577

Specifically would like to know how much the providers interact with each other.

**Ray Purchase** · 09-15-22 16:09

Originally Posted by GoldMinerLxv [View Original Post]

I visited Garden Spa a while back and had a totally different experience.

I drew a curvy woman (not my first choice but I went with the flow) named Lily (many RM hits if she's the same Lily). She gave a very nice massage with some nice teasing that lasted the full hour that included plenty of OTC roaming down under, UTC topside, & a great HJ on the flip. She was very pleasant & liked to joke a little. I was so delighted with her and even though I didn't have enough money for FS, I asked anyway. She flashed a smile & sounded very interested but said 'next time', and boy, do I get a lot of that at my age.

I really hate it when a certain AMP can be so hit and miss and not more consistent with the girls working there.

Unfortunately, when I was ready for 'next time' & before heading back to Oly, I called for an appointment & found out she wasn't working that day. Ugh. And I haven't been back in the area since.

Yeah I guess it's hit and miss with different women.

But I'll never go back there and take that chance.

And promised myself if this happens anywhere again I'll just walk out, even if I'm standing to attention and walk out like a tripod.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 09-15-22 14:33

Originally Posted by RayPurchase [View Original Post]

Went to Garden spa in Burien today, what a ripoff.

I saw it as the top place on Rubmaps so thought I'd give it a try.

60 for an hour, girl was cute and said her name was Sandy but didn't speak English well. Asked for money up front which is common but wanted a tip straight upfront also. I said no. She made the sign for FS and said 2 which I shook my head at.

I said 1 hour massage. She still wanted tip up front I said after massage I tip.

She went out of the room and came back In and said tip first, I should have just walked out there and then but I was horny and she was cute wearing a little dress so I thought fuck it. She says 4 and the HJ gesture. So I said ok.

Massage was one handed most of the time as she was texting with the other, I said who you talking to? She said her boss I asked her to stop and she said sorry and put the phone down but it kept dinging anyway. She continued a lack lusta dry massage with two hands, after 5 minutes she said turn over. I asked if she had any oil for the massage and she said no only for HJ.

I just about has enough and wanted to get out of there. So flipped and she gave the most robotic HJ ever, very straight faced and made no effort to tease or play with my balls just yanked it to death. Probably the worst massage and unhappy ending I've ever had. Do not go to this place if you just want a rub and a tug, I was in and out in 25 minutes and felt robbed, fuck me even Dick Terpin wore a mask. Don't know about FS but it's probably like fuckin a mannequin. No reports on here for this place so I thought I'd warn others. Total waste of time and money.

I visited Garden Spa a while back and had a totally different experience.

I drew a curvy woman (not my first choice but I went with the flow) named Lily (many RM hits if she's the same Lily). She gave a very nice massage with some nice teasing that lasted the full hour that included plenty of OTC roaming down under, UTC topside, & a great HJ on the flip. She was very pleasant & liked to joke a little. I was so delighted with her and even though I didn't have enough money for FS, I asked anyway. She flashed a smile & sounded very interested but said 'next time', and boy, do I get a lot of that at my age.

I really hate it when a certain AMP can be so hit and miss and not more consistent with the girls working there.

Unfortunately, when I was ready for 'next time' & before heading back to Oly, I called for an appointment & found out she wasn't working that day. Ugh. And I haven't been back in the area since.

**My Dood** · 09-15-22 13:04

Originally Posted by ShogunHua [View Original Post]

Two new ladies at Lin Massage. Seniors can PM me for more info.

I live in the neighborhood. Do they still charge way more than any other AMP in the area?

**CookieGuy** · 09-15-22 12:54

Originally Posted by RayPurchase [View Original Post]

Went to Garden spa in Burien today, what a ripoff.

I saw it as the top place on Rubmaps so thought I'd give it a try.

60 for an hour, girl was cute and said her name was Sandy but didn't speak English well. Asked for money up front which is common but wanted a tip straight upfront also. I said no. She made the sign for FS and said 2 which I shook my head at.

I said 1 hour massage. She still wanted tip up front I said after massage I tip.

She went out of the room and came back In and said tip first, I should have just walked out there and then but I was horny and she was cute wearing a little dress so I thought fuck it. She says 4 and the HJ gesture. So I said ok.

Massage was one handed most of the time as she was texting with the other, I said who you talking to? She said her boss I asked her to stop and she said sorry and put the phone down but it kept dinging anyway. She continued a lack lusta dry massage with two hands, after 5 minutes she said turn over. I asked if she had any oil for the massage and she said no only for HJ.

I just about has enough and wanted to get out of there. So flipped and she gave the most robotic HJ ever, very straight faced and made no effort to tease or play with my balls just yanked it to death. Probably the worst massage and unhappy ending I've ever had. Do not go to this place if you just want a rub and a tug, I was in and out in 25 minutes and felt robbed, fuck me even Dick Terpin wore a mask. Don't know about FS but it's probably like fuckin a mannequin. No reports on here for this place so I thought I'd warn others. Total waste of time and money.

My sentiments exactly. ZERO attempts to give service hat will entice you to come back. I, too, felt cheated.