Massage Parlor Reports

[MartyByrde]

Unfortunately we also have mongers who somehow think that sex work obeys normal laws of supply and demand and try to 'hold a line' by insulting other mongers who decide they want to pay what they can afford.

Pay what you want .

I routinely pay. 8-1.

The problem with that is 1) most mongers want to / only pay standard rates. And 2) for those few mongers who do pay more, it inflates the market for the majority of the mongers.

Example: let's say a particular model of a car has been selling for $43,000 (most folks are paying that). Are you really going to pay $45,000 for that same car? Seems like bad economics. Remember, cost savings add up, and I'd rather have such savings in my pocket.

[ProperGMan]

Well, well stated! Unfortunately, there are a number of hobbyists (both rookies and veterans) who pay more.

Unfortunately we also have mongers who somehow think that sex work obeys normal laws of supply and demand and try to 'hold a line' by insulting other mongers who decide they want to pay what they can afford.

Pay what you want .

I routinely pay. 8-1.

[SugarIsBad]

So your first ever HE. But yet you knew about this site. And that you should come tell all about it immediately?

Coincidentally Green Lake Spa is infamous for the BS reviews on Rubmaps. This just sounds ridiculous. Especially because you're "good looking." Ugh.

1. If you google "Asian massage parlor review Seattle" this forum is the 6th result. Ya afterward I googled reviews for parlors. 2. I mentioned that I'm good looking because I wonder how this might effect people's experiences. 3. I would like to learn more about the Green lake location, I noticed they're sponsored on yelp, that's how I ended up there. Didn't get the girls name.

[LCB]

Elite is legit and has been good in the past. I haven't been there in 2-3 years, so I have no idea who is in their lineup.

Typically, the woman have been in the 40+ age group. It's hit or miss on BBFS & BBBJ, but I have had BBFS more than not there.

Table shower & sauna are available. Overall, my past experiences have been good at Elite.

If anyone has any updated info; I too would like to hear about it.

Have a good one!

LCB.

Is there any reviews or intel on elite massage in Edmonds? Do they still offer TS? Are the girls younger?

[MartyByrde]

Start learning by not giving more than $40 tip for a HE.

Yes, that is the absolute maximum one should give for an HJ / HE.

[VillageRat]

I just got my first ever he on accident! At Green Lake spa. I didn't even go with that intention. I just wanted a cheap massage. But the girl was cool, 30's. Cute, . But she didn't speak English. It became apparent what was going on when she walked in on me changing and I said, I'm changing! And she laughed and said no problem. Then proceeded to just be around me naked. I didn't know how to negotiate or communicate. I couldn't understand most of what she said. During the He she said something about cum, and when I came she seemed upset. But she seemed to like me, maybe because I'm good looking? And she charged me 120. And then seemed surprised when I immediately accepted. She let me feel her really nice boobs, but wouldn't take her top off. Why is that? The He was amazing, really. I think I'm addicted. I want to learn everything about the parlors in Seattle area.

So your first ever HE. But yet you knew about this site. And that you should come tell all about it immediately?

Coincidentally Green Lake Spa is infamous for the BS reviews on Rubmaps. This just sounds ridiculous. Especially because you're "good looking." Ugh.

[BladeCruisin]

I think I'm addicted. I want to learn everything about the parlors in Seattle area.

Start learning by not giving more than $40 tip for a HE.

[SugarIsBad]

I just got my first ever he on accident! At Green Lake spa. I didn't even go with that intention. I just wanted a cheap massage. But the girl was cool, 30's. Cute, . But she didn't speak English. It became apparent what was going on when she walked in on me changing and I said, I'm changing! And she laughed and said no problem. Then proceeded to just be around me naked. I didn't know how to negotiate or communicate. I couldn't understand most of what she said. During the He she said something about cum, and when I came she seemed upset. But she seemed to like me, maybe because I'm good looking? And she charged me 120. And then seemed surprised when I immediately accepted. She let me feel her really nice boobs, but wouldn't take her top off. Why is that? The He was amazing, really. I think I'm addicted. I want to learn everything about the parlors in Seattle area.

[GoaThillBilly]

I agree that we need to stick together and not over-pay. I like to try new places and the past 3 times I have went where they had younger providers they all tried to hustle me, one place in north Marysville off 116th I just paid for the 40 crappy massage and walked when we could not agree on a price, she was very pissed that I tipped nothing at all. Also they have all been thicker body types (not my cup of tea) and they all had the attitude that since they are younger, they should get more $, and laughed when I offered 40. I ended up doing 60 for the other 2, one for topless and the other for top roaming, that one wanted 80 just for topless HE. I have one place that will do 140-150 total damage for a hh cfs and DATY and First Class massage on Rucker where I get a pretty good back and PM for 80 total and no mention of the tip until completion and seem good with the 40 tip, but not roaming or extras so far other than the HE. I will probably just stick with those two places for now, since the new one I have tried have been a disappointment.

[DandiDanny]

I knew this place was strictly legit a year ago but recently walked in to check it out and saw a young girl with short dress so I went in today.

Met by the same young girl wearing short dress so it brought my hopes up. She even asked if I wanted table shower. I laid down but immediately draped me and the whole session was all draped and no where near the boys. She even tucked in my arms inside the blanket.

She kept asking me if its good, good tip?

On the way out I only had a hundred dollar bill and she was like "for me, right?" I laughed and wanted 20 back. And she didn't even say bye to me.

I don't know if it's just me seeing her for the first time that I didn't get anything but I don't get how / why she could ask for that much of a tip when nothing special has been done. Any of you ever got a he here??

[MartyByrde]

60 for the hour and 40 tip for a very good massage and HJ is widely available and we as customers have the power to keep it that way.

More than 60 for the hour? Walk out.

More than 40 tip for HJ? Say no thank you. I'm good then.

Get rushed or bad service? Let them know you will not be coming back.

This is the only power we have. Let's not waste it by thinking with our little head.

Well, well stated! Unfortunately, there are a number of hobbyists (both rookies and veterans) who pay more.

[FunLover1981]

60 for the hour and 40 tip for a very good massage and HJ is widely available and we as customers have the power to keep it that way.

More than 60 for the hour? Walk out.

More than 40 tip for HJ? Say no thank you. I'm good then.
Get rushed or bad service? Let them know you will not be coming back.

This is the only power we have. Let's not waste it by thinking with our little head.

100% truth, and if everyone bailed when they see the old ladies or get baited and switched things would start to change. There are some cute girls around town to be had, Monica in Edmonds big upsell here, The place near i5 on 196th, the place behind subway in Seattle, Evergreen is hit and miss the girls are cute but service is lacking if you want a quick bang from a girl who is boring as fuck go for it.

Anyone checked out any of the places along Broadway in Everett Recently? I'm assuming they are all bait and switch saggy old ladies. Damn I miss the days when Alisa worked at Gage, she treaded you like a king and gave a damn near LMT quality massage. Any one tried the place next to Aladdin Bail bonds? They say they have a table shower and younger girls but I am highly skeptical, I don't have much time to run all over town anymore.

[MikeRizzo2020]

60 for the hour and 40 tip for a very good massage and HJ is widely available and we as customers have the power to keep it that way.

More than 60 for the hour? Walk out.

More than 40 tip for HJ? Say no thank you. I'm good then.

Get rushed or bad service? Let them know you will not be coming back.

This is the only power we have. Let's not waste it by thinking with our little head.

Exactly, their is no inflation for a HJ. The cost is exactly the same and already inflated. Theirs enough AMPs to shop around. Don't be a sucker, just tell them no for 60 and you just want a massage and they'll come down in price. And then shop around. They want 50% mark up, that's ridiculous. Theirs plenty of other things you can spend a $100 on and you'll have something to show for it afterwards.

[Member #6240]

I realize she had asked that no one connect her prior persona. But she's advertising Companion on TNA under her old handle.

And listing FS at $$$ and FBST at $$. For an hour, including BBBJTCIM.

[HarleySteve]

Saw this disclaimer on several adds on Sip-the-Games, "Photos are a likeness of the girls presented but may not be 100% accurate. " Guess they are finally trying to avoid bait-and-switch claims and several adds the print is very small.