Massage Parlor Reports

[Luvsboobs]

Hello. Will be visiting from Kentucky next week and looking for recommendations on AMP's.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

Luvsboobs.

[Mitch Cor]

Linda at M'a may be a younger auntie, but she has serious hand skills. Milked 3 out of me while playing my prostate like a violin. For 140, a hell of a deal IMO.

Like the other guy said. Aunties. Everywhere is aunties. Aunt Coco, aunt Cici, aunt Lily, aunt Mia. Friggen Golden Girls who stroke penis.

I never had the tip problem like the other dude. But I've only been there a few times over the years.

[GeniusCasanova]

Visited Roland today. Met a cute little thing named Baylor. In her 40's I would guess, who greeted me at the door in a tight black dress. I was very surprised at the ladies I saw, as none were grannies. Baylor herself was short, had some good sized naturals, and what I thought was a very pretty face. The place was nice, a little cramped but private. This is where the good stops; maybe you can avoid my downfalls because I was horny and was attracted to Baylor.

House was. 7 for the hour. And on the flip she asked what I wanted and after some talking, I proffered $ to which she countered $$. Little head got the best of me and I agreed. Damn it. Table mish and walking the k-9 happened and I finished in the bag. The massage prior was probably about 30 minutes, and it was light touch and no teasing, probably would give it a 4/10. After I had finished, I had lied back with junior still at attention, and she gave me a second finish HJ. It was not the best, but not the worst on that end. I was able to touch her wherever, as she had removed her dress after I agreed to go FS.

In summary, only get a 30 min max, and stand your ground on price. I hadn't visited a MP in a while, so I was both rusty and horny. Don't make the same mistake I did. I'd probably go again, tbh, as I saw some other talent as I walked out; one looked probably sub-40! Isn't that crazy LOL.

Baylor looked great and was decent conversation (limited english). She speaks Chinese.

[SouthOfVan]

Exactly Maxtron,

They know what we want, just like we know what they want. However I'm not going to tip my cash for what they want to give me, I'm only tipping for what I exactly want. They'll make a Mark out of you if You let them. Never tipped for a CBJ & never will. I go to the establishment prepared to leave & have a plan B just in case plan A falls through. After the pandemic I stick to the Aunties & Grannies B / c they've seen more than the newer younger ones who try to upsell upsell. Saying No thank you, to the bait & switch speaks volumes & will reward you down the road.

I'm not giving up on hotties at all. This is what makes a great success so awesome. Check my post in Eugene.

[WaRubMonger]

First time visiting I'll be around lynnwood any recommendations?

Yup, just read a few below and you got your intel.

[Fagole]

First time visiting I'll be around lynnwood any recommendations?

[Seaperv]

Any intel on if M's has a table shower?

[MickDawgg]

This sounds like what I experienced in now-condemned Vina Spa in Tukwila and with some of the same girls who are now at Diva Spa in Renton. Total bullshit. Sometimes it is true that you do get what you pay for. More times than not it seems that willingness to pay more brands one a schmuck. Sorry this happened to you. I agree that we need to say no to places that don't treat us like customers instead of marks.

Exactly Maxtron,

They know what we want, just like we know what they want. However I'm not going to tip my cash for what they want to give me, I'm only tipping for what I exactly want. They'll make a Mark out of you if You let them. Never tipped for a CBJ & never will. I go to the establishment prepared to leave & have a plan B just in case plan A falls through. After the pandemic I stick to the Aunties & Grannies B / c they've seen more than the newer younger ones who try to upsell upsell. Saying No thank you, to the bait & switch speaks volumes & will reward you down the road.

[Maxtron]

I knew I was making a bad decision, but today just felt like a bad decision day. Last year when Vivi was located on NE 8th in Bellevue, it was HE only, and the auntie working dressed almost business casual. Nothing sexy, and not even the leggings / flip-flops typical of this type of joint; however, she had this way of raising her eyebrow at me while smirking that kept me coming back in addition to decent massage skills and a good handy. That's now a Relaxation Station where they have you out your wallet, belt and phone in a box and massage over the rest of your clothes.

I had read the reports of the Northrop Way Vivi location, how one could often get a 4 hands massage with a good-looking younger girl and an older auntie who performs the HE honors. Nobody seemed too jazzed about the experience, but I thought maybe, just maybe the auntie was the one I had enjoyed before. So, in keeping with bad decision day, I stopped by. Sign was lit open, but the door was locked. No bell to ring. I knew I should walk away, but I knocked. No response. Fine, I get it. Go home. Except that's not what today is about, so I called from the car. They assured me they were open, so I convinced them to unlock the door. I entered, and the girls had vanished. Why turn back now, right?

The young one comes out with a mask and says hi. I said hi. She says hi. I laugh and say hi. I tell her 30 min, and she points me to a room, collects 50 and leaves. Once I'm on the table, she returns and begins a silent, mediocre rub. The door opens and I'm walks the auntie I saw unlock the front door, only masked. She starts talking loudly with the younger and joins in the massage, also mediocre. 20 minutes in, they stop, grab the pillow and wait. I flip, and the auntie starts the tug, asking "this ok?" The younger rubbed my nipples.

I place my hand on both their butts. The young one felt like she was wearing some sort of chastity diaper under her skirt. The tug was sun-par and lifeless, so I used telekinesis to finish. I tipped 40, which was generous for the effort.

With a clearer head I left one bad decision and 90 lighter.

[Maxtron]

Thanks for the heads up, this is the reason I only visit Asian staffed facilities, due to etiquette & customer service reasons like that. It's a quick cash grab & she probably won't be there long anyway. Royal Spa in Everett was a go to for me some years ago until out of nowhere the Asian staff was replaced with an all Latina staff, Haven't been back & won't go back. I tip for service not looks therefore I only tip half of what you did for FS no matter how hot she is. Stick to the Customer is always right motto & find a better go-to establishment until it runs dry.

This sounds like what I experienced in now-condemned Vina Spa in Tukwila and with some of the same girls who are now at Diva Spa in Renton. Total bullshit. Sometimes it is true that you do get what you pay for. More times than not it seems that willingness to pay more brands one a schmuck. Sorry this happened to you. I agree that we need to say no to places that don't treat us like customers instead of marks.

[VillageRat]

How is the current talent at M's massage in Kirkland? Haven't gone there in a while.

Like the other guy said. Aunties. Everywhere is aunties. Aunt Coco, aunt Cici, aunt Lily, aunt Mia. Friggen Golden Girls who stroke penis.

I never had the tip problem like the other dude. But I've only been there a few times over the years.

[VillageRat]

I've gone to Peony in Kirkland a few times and yes I have had regular HE every time I've gone. I had a younger one (20-30) named Amy last year but she's no longer there. The other older ones (probably around 50) will do HJ and even PM.

My next adventure will likely by Carnation up in Everett, Sun Spa, or Roland in Kirkland.

Yep. I've had HE and at Peony a few times too with aunties. That's a bit further south from Kenmore / Bothell than Ms or Great Wall.

[MickDawgg]

I went in the other day. Went up back stairs, super hot Latina chick meets me. Name was Alaina / Elaina. Short, super curvy in that hot Brazilian ass sort of way. Real sexy. She was sort of snooty / bitchy through the door, but sometimes that is just nerves or it can even be a good thing when a super hot chick is a little standoffish if she turns it on in the room. So. Not too worried. Get in there, pay house fee and start massage. She wants $300 for FS. I said that is too much and tried to negotiate down. She was not having it, so I said fine. Massage only. Then small head starts thinking. I had some extra and she was uber hot. So I said fuck it. Got up handed her the 3. Some light kissing allowed, DATY was superb. All good. Started banging her on the table and she starts rubbing herself. Again - hot. Turned her over figuring to finish in doggy looking at that hot Brazilian ass. Pulls out, she looks at the condom and pulls it off. Saying it broke. I'm like. 'fuck'. I know lots of guys here are into BBFS, but I'm not. No judgement, just a higher risk than I like. So She starts freaking out, like I somehow did it. I say. No problem, ask if she is clean and pull out my backup condom. She says no way. No more FS. Only oral or hand. Fuckkkkk me. I'm soft as can be at this point. Ask for boss. Black girl with huge tits comes in and talks to me. (very nice girl) Convinces me to let the girl finish me with her mouth. At this point, I couldn't get hard for Carmen Electra. So I let her suck on it soft for a few minutes, then. I tell her to stop. When I thought back on it, when she was rubbing herself, her fingernails kept hitting my covered dick. On purpose? No. Can't be. Anyhow. This chick was a beeeeatttttch. I am super clean, super respectful and never aggressive or threatening. So I walked out with a limp dick, went down the street and found an auntie to pound. Fantastic service but. Jesus I was pissed. I had the money, so it is not the end of the world, but that is a lot of cheese for no finish. There you go boys. Do with that what you will.

Thanks for the heads up, this is the reason I only visit Asian staffed facilities, due to etiquette & customer service reasons like that. It's a quick cash grab & she probably won't be there long anyway. Royal Spa in Everett was a go to for me some years ago until out of nowhere the Asian staff was replaced with an all Latina staff, Haven't been back & won't go back. I tip for service not looks therefore I only tip half of what you did for FS no matter how hot she is. Stick to the Customer is always right motto & find a better go-to establishment until it runs dry.

[DandiDanny]

Which Mia? LOL. Lots of them around. 5'2" ish soundish face, mid 20's, nice Cs? Awesome personality!

Sounds about right. I really loved her personality and the soft touch.

[GeniusCasanova]

Unless someone knows something that I don't. I'd say a hard no to either of these towns. Probably the closest would be a quick trip up the freeway to Lynnwood. Rainbow Health or Lynnwood Sunshine Massage would be the closest. Or south into Kirkland to M's Massage or Great Wall.

Buena suerte!

I've gone to Peony in Kirkland a few times and yes I have had regular HE every time I've gone. I had a younger one (20-30) named Amy last year but she's no longer there. The other older ones (probably around 50) will do HJ and even PM.

My next adventure will likely by Carnation up in Everett, Sun Spa, or Roland in Kirkland.