Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

I've got some errands downtown Seattle today near Jackson St. This is not my normal territory.

Anything around Jackson other than grannies and upsell and rush service?

Any suggestions on where to check are appreciated.

[AussieFury]

Awesome. So I guess the 'Seattle' page is going to be just like the 'Everett' page now. All about Shanghai.

Maybe y'all can start promoting them in Tacoma / Federal Way too.

Simps.

If the other shops had consistently hot providers who delivered consistently hot service at consistently stable rates without complaining. They'd get similar coverage.

[Relaxed Inak]

I was surprised to see so many places in one building, 196 near the highway across from the event center.

I was just visiting the area for some business and was surprised to see so many AMPs in one place. I drove by the 2 story building on both sides and chose at random what looked like the smallest of the lot at the back. It had a little sign that was on a pop up stand in the walkway that said CICI and an arrow, I rang the bell and a cute tiny 25 to 35 girl opened the door and took my hand and pulled me in,.

The inside was odd, large open area that had a room to the back with what seemed to be an old metal vault, To my surprise, that was the massage room. The way she was dressed (itty bitty dress) I was fairly certain that more than just massage was available so I gave her $$ and asked for a very good massage, she had almost no English but I got a big smile and a nod and she said "I coming right back with you". She stepped out, I undressed and laid face down on the table. She came back in and fiddled with the light and such. The massage was minimal and about 10 min into it she came around where I could see she was now dressed just like me (Yay). Great service all covered (smart), slow to start but finished all the way in, and many different methods of massage using many different modalities getting to the end LOL. Afterwards she made it clear it was her first week there and her name was Kiki.

One thing to be careful of is the almost pure alcohol wipe down, those are tender parts and it can sting.

Be good to them they will be good to you.

I'm back to Alaska now.

Relaxedinak.

[Shogun Hua]

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I'm not entirely sure where some of you guys get the idea that this is the "USA Monger Review Guide" where you search out the posts of others then humiliate them with a review telling them why they are unworthy of your time.

I know you have been around here for a long time but this is not what the USASG is.'

Hope that helps,

A2

[Donhoe]

Hello Donhoe did you find a busty bimbo? Recently I've had the sweet tooth for some D,DD's any leads greatly appreciated thanks.

Sorry, have not heard back from anyone.

[Shogun Hua]

This shit sucks and Seattle really needs a normal AMP scene (several on East Coast and LA comes to mind) where there are always 5-10 good AMPs around town at any given time. Where you can actually get your $$ worth with a full 60 minutes of undivided undistracted attention from hot young provider and not feel like you in the attached pic.

Yeah, that's too bad, but Seattle is all that many of us can get (Most cant afford or escape to Thailand, Europe, Japan, Colombia, Tijuana, Vancouver BC, NY, LA). Its a good thing that some of the providers can travel around for us. Some travel from NY or LA to Seattle and back. Speaking to a K provider, she said that the Seattle scene was uptight and tough on providers, so some don't like coming here. For example, the strip club scene here, they don't allow fully naked dancers and alcohol. If you want things to change around here, maybe you can run for public office and make a change?

I've been to LA MP's and I'd say its about the same as here. San Diego was pretty good, saw some young providers there. I was tempted to go to Tijuana, but decided to stay in the US. Las Vegas, too expensive and limited experience. I've only seen Escorts in Vancouver, thats been a very good experience. For me, the Seattle scene has gotten much better over the last few years. The information shared on this website has only gotten stronger (people sharing good info on young(ish) providers with good service) and the prices have stayed the same, which amazes me. Again, i appreciate all the tips! When i first started, $$ was a lot of money. Stay safe.

[DatyMan007]

Seeking mature with large boobs, Bush a plus. TIA.

Hello Donhoe did you find a busty bimbo? Recently I've had the sweet tooth for some D,DD's any leads greatly appreciated thanks.

[CumingForU]

Not sure it does any good though as it appears the foxes are guarding the hen house judging from the run amok shilling.

This shit sucks and Seattle really needs a normal AMP scene (several on East Coast and LA comes to mind) where there are always 5-10 good AMPs around town at any given time. Where you can actually get your $$ worth with a full 60 minutes of undivided undistracted attention from hot young provider and not feel like you in the attached pic.

So in the meantime while we aren't on the East Coast or in LA we should disparage and whine about the best providers available in our area? Don't see how that would be constructive Bro. I am grateful for the best providers we have in the area, and appreciate those that point them out, even if they don't meet some idealistic model that is yet to prosper here. Perfection is an unrealistic expectation to live by. Why are we entitled to anything beyond what the market will bear? And those of you whom try to convince your audience that we haven't experienced what we have experienced lack emotional intelligence. Most of the content on this site is very subjective and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Shouldn't we let mongers openly express their views without discrediting them out of hand?? Just my sometimes not so humble opinion. Having said that I can get off my soapbox and move on.

[FlyingGolfball]

Not sure it does any good though as it appears the foxes are guarding the hen house judging from the run amok shilling.

This shit sucks and Seattle really needs a normal AMP scene (several on East Coast and LA comes to mind) where there are always 5-10 good AMPs around town at any given time. Where you can actually get your $$ worth with a full 60 minutes of undivided undistracted attention from hot young provider and not feel like you in the attached pic.

That's very sad but close to reality, man.

[SkeletonKey6]

Awesome. So I guess the 'Seattle' page is going to be just like the 'Everett' page now. All about Shanghai.

Maybe y'all can start promoting them in Tacoma / Federal Way too.

Simps.

Not sure it does any good though as it appears the foxes are guarding the hen house judging from the run amok shilling.

This shit sucks and Seattle really needs a normal AMP scene (several on East Coast and LA comes to mind) where there are always 5-10 good AMPs around town at any given time. Where you can actually get your $$ worth with a full 60 minutes of undivided undistracted attention from hot young provider and not feel like you in the attached pic.

[FlyingGolfball]

It's no secret that I am unapologetically a huge fan of Alyssa and Iris, and the girls they bring into Shanghai in Everett and now Good in Renton. So I accept whatever blowback or skepticism you all are inclined to throw at me. But once again I am compelled to share with my fellow mongers another life time great erotic encounter I experienced this morning at Good, this time with their new girl Eva. It was my lucky day as I was visiting Good this morning just to bring breakfast to the three girls working there today, because I had missed out on seeing my ATF Angela while she was in the area this month, and she is flying back to NY after tomorrow. I already had an appointment on the books to see my other ATF Alyssa on Wednesday to catch her before she heads off to China for a while, so I had no intentions this morning of doing anything other than to drop off the breakfast and say good bye to Angela. I knew I would get to see Alyssa for a few moments and meet the new girl while I was there too. But as busy as they have been, I expected to be in and out in a few minutes and then back to see Alyssa on Wednesday. OMG was I in for a pleasant surprise.

Angela greeted me at the door and helped me get the food into the kitchen.

I wonder what was the head count for Eva this morning, LOL!

Your review is a lot better than mine. I was still recovering from her magic from this morning. It took a little longer for my soul to come back to my body because she sucked it out far from my body.

[CumingForU]

Care to share more details of this new girl, age, appearance, height etc. ? 4 B for 35 mins seems too much, but at least you had fun.

I would put Eva at about 5' 2" tall and maybe 96 pounds or so. The same size as my wife when I first met her. Her body measurements appear to be near perfect as she is perfectly proportioned. Beautiful smile and face. Generous b cup breasts with long soft nipples that readily harden with some stimulation. Nice soft and shapely, but not oversized ass. Nice legs. To me, flawless. Very nice and tasty, cleanly shaven and tight pussy that is very responsive and readily moistens. I mean, if someone can find a flaw or fault with her, you are much more discriminating than I, and please enlighten me. Instant GFE and ATF. Can't rave enough about her. Still coming of my high from earlier today, so please forgive me if I'm overly exuberant.

[CumingForU]

It's no secret that I am unapologetically a huge fan of Alyssa and Iris, and the girls they bring into Shanghai in Everett and now Good in Renton. So I accept whatever blowback or skepticism you all are inclined to throw at me. But once again I am compelled to share with my fellow mongers another life time great erotic encounter I experienced this morning at Good, this time with their new girl Eva. It was my lucky day as I was visiting Good this morning just to bring breakfast to the three girls working there today, because I had missed out on seeing my ATF Angela while she was in the area this month, and she is flying back to NY after tomorrow. I already had an appointment on the books to see my other ATF Alyssa on Wednesday to catch her before she heads off to China for a while, so I had no intentions this morning of doing anything other than to drop off the breakfast and say good bye to Angela. I knew I would get to see Alyssa for a few moments and meet the new girl while I was there too. But as busy as they have been, I expected to be in and out in a few minutes and then back to see Alyssa on Wednesday. OMG was I in for a pleasant surprise.

Angela greeted me at the door and helped me get the food into the kitchen. And before I could even turn around to leave the kitchen I was greeted aggressively with a big hug and LFK by a beautiful young woman with a big smile, perfect body and incredibly friendly and outgoing personality. She called me "daddy" and introduced herself as Eva. Alyssa and Angela were conspicuously absent while Eva seductively and irresistibly threw herself at me and ushered me into the nice warm and inviting massage room closest to the entryway.

Once inside the room, this gorgeous young doll put on a clinic for this old has been. We stood next to the massage table fully clothed as she demonstrated extraordinary DFK skills while fondling my package. She wasted no time pulling out my fully erect rod and got down on her knees to bury it in her mouth and vigorously suck on it. I stood her back up for more passionate DFK as we ripped each other's clothes off. We spent the next thirty minutes or more intensely pleasuring each other with me DATY & DATO, fingering her wet, tight pussy and anus and locking our lips and tongues whenever not deployed elsewhere. I'm old fashioned in that I get maximum pleasure by delivering maximum pleasure to my partner, and Eva seemed to enjoy everything I threw at her as she writhed, moaned and undulated under my touch. And she responded with equal vigor, enthusiasm and passion, delivering incredible DFK and DT BBBJ sensations the best I've experienced on both counts. Alyssa told me that Eva taught her some of the finer points of sexually gratifying her partner while the two worked together in NY. Based on Eva's performance, I totally get that.

Eva eventually wanted me to fuck her, so she applied the cover, laid back on the table and got me going in standing mish. She preferred slow, deep strokes to thrashing around and expressed her enjoyment with moans, facial expression's and intense and passionate DFK. We switched to standing K9 where I pounded her hard for a while. I realized I wasn't going to finish in the cover so she removed the cover and asked me to lay down on the table so she could explore the jewels with her tongue and mouth while working in some HJ and PM action. I offered to help her out with a little DIY assistance, but she adamantly refused and went back to work. She was not about to be denied, and finally I was able to reach a long and other worldly intense orgasm as I unloaded in her mouth. She eagerly received the full load while keeping her tongue and mouth locked on my rod in order to patiently absorb every drop. She then discreetly put a tissue to her mouth and appeared to swallow most of the ejaculate as she looked me in the eye with a satisfied grin on her face.

I'm telling you this Eva absolutely blew my mind with her GFE delivery, her continuously convincing and passionate DFK, her receptiveness and willingness to accommodate everything I wanted to do, her relaxed and unhurried manner and her constant expressions of enjoyment. She was present and in the moment the whole time. And her physical assets are a perfect ten. If it sounds too good to be true, it is because I remain in shock and disbelief myself. I got to be her first guest in the Seattle area, which to me was a privilege and honor, and made the experience even more special. Do not miss this opportunity to be spoiled like never before by a top shelf session with this young superstar. Tell her "daddy" sent you and that he loves her and misses her greatly.

[CumingForU]

Awesome. So I guess the 'Seattle' page is going to be just like the 'Everett' page now. All about Shanghai.

Maybe y'all can start promoting them in Tacoma / Federal Way too.

Simps.

The VillageRat strikes again. Bro, you're going to really like my review when it hits shortly. If you were a little less critical, this could happen to you too. Love ya Bro!!

[IstlFun]

Had a chance today morning to visit Good Massage because Angela is there.

Tried 4 hands today with Angela and Eva, a new girl in the place. Eva is very horny, great BBBJ skills and DT. Overall service is 9/10. I came in her mouth in the end. You guys should try her.

Angela is as good as always, 10/10 service, everything is perfect. She is the only girl I visit repeatedly. She is leaving Tuesday evening. So catch her before she left.

The only complain was that I only get 35 minutes for an hour 4 hands appointment. This place is too busy. I might avoid this place in future or find a time that has less traffic.

Care to share more details of this new girl, age, appearance, height etc. ? 4 B for 35 mins seems too much, but at least you had fun.