Massage Parlor Reports

[Spectacular]

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Just no more of this "super spreader" shit. There are like 8.5 billion people on the planet and 26,000 of them have had monkey pox, so far ZERO cases on US soil have resulted in deaths.

People get sick, then they overwhelmingly get better, some of them die, it's sad but it's life. If you feel the risk is too much for you then stay home but fucking A enough with the constant fucking fear mongering.

A2

[Rousse]

The problem with that is 1) most mongers want to / only pay standard rates. And 2) for those few mongers who do pay more, it inflates the market for the majority of the mongers.

Example: let's say a particular model of a car has been selling for $43,000 (most folks are paying that). Are you really going to pay $45,000 for that same car? Seems like bad economics. Remember, cost savings add up, and I'd rather have such savings in my pocket.

You're missing the other factors. You and I aren't shopping for the same car; you're looking at $25 K Kias, I'm looking at $90 K Audis and Porsches. But when it is the same model, we're not even looking for the same thing. You want a cheap ride, I want prompt reliable delivery of the promised goods. You're price-shopping, I'll never notice that $2000 (for a car) difference, nor that $200 (for service) difference. But I will notice, and hate, a two hour delay or no show.

Your economics maximize the release-per-dollar. Mine maximize net-stress-relief-per-income-hour. Both are solid economics, just different goals and different constraints.

[Regularity]

Really not how the world works. This idea that a few guys "drive up rates" is utter bullshit if you're talking about bottom feeding a Happy from an AMP girl you're maybe going to see once.

But. I don't get the same car as the other guy. I go to a few places regularly, the mama-san knows me and I am invariably clean, polite and generous. This opens doors that are not available for the guy whining about $20. This extends everywhere. Funny how people react to being treated well vs. Being treated as a commodity.

If you don't understand the difference between how mama-sans treat their generous regulars vs. The cheap. I have neither the time nor crayons to explain it to you.

While I don't pay outrageously expensive prices, I don't go in with a bargain basement attitude at the places I frequent either. The providers and I both end up feeling as though we got a good deal.

[Member #6240]

The problem with that is 1) most mongers want to / only pay standard rates. And 2) for those few mongers who do pay more, it inflates the market for the majority of the mongers.

Example: let's say a particular model of a car has been selling for $43,000 (most folks are paying that). Are you really going to pay $45,000 for that same car? Seems like bad economics. Remember, cost savings add up, and I'd rather have such savings in my pocket.

Really not how the world works. This idea that a few guys "drive up rates" is utter bullshit if you're talking about bottom feeding a Happy from an AMP girl you're maybe going to see once.

But. I don't get the same car as the other guy. I go to a few places regularly, the mama-san knows me and I am invariably clean, polite and generous. This opens doors that are not available for the guy whining about $20. This extends everywhere. Funny how people react to being treated well vs. Being treated as a commodity.

If you don't understand the difference between how mama-sans treat their generous regulars vs. The cheap. I have neither the time nor crayons to explain it to you.

[CurbKikker]

I drove by that massage parlor by Riverside Casino in the late evening, but also happened to drive by there midday last weekend. Funny how much less scary it feels in that parking lot, in broad daylight, compared to the dark evenings. I'm just reluctant to try, because it sounds like hot young girls, who charge high prices, and try to send you out in 20 minutes. Sounds like for the price of a Highway 99 AMP rate, these Tukwila girls give you a quickie for 200 bucks. Rip off.

[ZoooBus]

I've been asked if I want 4 hands there but I haven't taken them up on it so I don't what kind of session that is.

I haven't been let down yet visiting there. I've passed on new girls because of looks, but I was always able to see Sophia / Angela or Cathy if I passed on the new one. I saw Yumi today, initially asked for Angela but she was with someone else. I didn't realize that and interrupted their session. My bad. I told Angela sorry I didn't know she was busy and she suggested I try the new girl Yumi so I went with it. Look wise, she wasn't my cup of tea but she was really nice and had slim nice body. Had some surgical scars but it wasn't an issue for me. I went for the hour and gave my usual donation. Massage was light mixed with some hard. I generally prefer just hard if I'm there for an actual massage, but this mix was nice. On the flip she asked if I wanted to get straight to the action, which I did. She had a tight box. She accommodated most of my position requests and got into it. I've had a busy hobby week so I was lasting a while but managed to get a pop within the hour session. After the pop she said next time we should do less massage to have more time for the fun. I was in agreement.

It is worth it at least once in your lifetime. Avoid one session and use your savings. If you know a place they sometimes give you a bit of a price break.

[AvereageQ]

Hello fellow mongers,

Went to Lin Massage a couple weeks ago after seeing the review on Sophia a couple months ago.

Parked around the block as parking was tough to find in the compound in front of the spa. Rang the doorbell and was let in promptly by Sophia who was eating lunch at the time, she had asked that I waited as she finished eating. No problem as it should be 10 minutes or so. I sat down and I could hear much of the fucking going on next door and didn't realize how turned on I was because I could hear all the smacking and moaning. The walls are extremely thin and you could hear every noise. Sophia had walked in naked we were both ready to fuck as she stripped off my clothes and started a covered BJ. She was everything that was described, had a little belly and tattoos but a fat ass and rack. We do our activities and we try to match the energy of our neighbors before both finishing after 30 minutes of various positions. Essentially no massage and all fun. Cleaned up and had me leave.

Wonder if they allow tag teams or group fun here as the walls are basically non-existent already. (If you're interested feel free to DM me).

I've been asked if I want 4 hands there but I haven't taken them up on it so I don't what kind of session that is.

I haven't been let down yet visiting there. I've passed on new girls because of looks, but I was always able to see Sophia / Angela or Cathy if I passed on the new one. I saw Yumi today, initially asked for Angela but she was with someone else. I didn't realize that and interrupted their session. My bad. I told Angela sorry I didn't know she was busy and she suggested I try the new girl Yumi so I went with it. Look wise, she wasn't my cup of tea but she was really nice and had slim nice body. Had some surgical scars but it wasn't an issue for me. I went for the hour and gave my usual donation. Massage was light mixed with some hard. I generally prefer just hard if I'm there for an actual massage, but this mix was nice. On the flip she asked if I wanted to get straight to the action, which I did. She had a tight box. She accommodated most of my position requests and got into it. I've had a busy hobby week so I was lasting a while but managed to get a pop within the hour session. After the pop she said next time we should do less massage to have more time for the fun. I was in agreement.

[Marko Ramius]

Prices have a lot more to do with how many girls are selling and how many guys are buying that what Amazon Brogrammers or simps are willing to pay.

For myself, I am more generous than average but I also tolerate no crap. If a girl jerks me around on time or money or service they are gone and don't get a second chance. I am very willing to pay a premium for a girl who doesn't look like she starts each day with a monster lumberjack pancake breakfast, is on time, courteous, and does her work with no drama or fuss.

Maybe another way to put it is that for the vast majority of girls on the Seattle area market, $0 is too much for me to pay. There are only a handful of working girls I still see post covid and that number isn't increasing.

[DKang21]

Hello fellow mongers,

Went to Lin Massage a couple weeks ago after seeing the review on Sophia a couple months ago.

Parked around the block as parking was tough to find in the compound in front of the spa. Rang the doorbell and was let in promptly by Sophia who was eating lunch at the time, she had asked that I waited as she finished eating. No problem as it should be 10 minutes or so. I sat down and I could hear much of the fucking going on next door and didn't realize how turned on I was because I could hear all the smacking and moaning. The walls are extremely thin and you could hear every noise. Sophia had walked in naked we were both ready to fuck as she stripped off my clothes and started a covered BJ. She was everything that was described, had a little belly and tattoos but a fat ass and rack. We do our activities and we try to match the energy of our neighbors before both finishing after 30 minutes of various positions. Essentially no massage and all fun. Cleaned up and had me leave.

Wonder if they allow tag teams or group fun here as the walls are basically non-existent already. (If you're interested feel free to DM me).

[MartyByrde]

Unfortunately we also have mongers who somehow think that sex work obeys normal laws of supply and demand and try to 'hold a line' by insulting other mongers who decide they want to pay what they can afford.

Pay what you want .

I routinely pay. 8-1.

The problem with that is 1) most mongers want to / only pay standard rates. And 2) for those few mongers who do pay more, it inflates the market for the majority of the mongers.

Example: let's say a particular model of a car has been selling for $43,000 (most folks are paying that). Are you really going to pay $45,000 for that same car? Seems like bad economics. Remember, cost savings add up, and I'd rather have such savings in my pocket.

[ProperGMan]

Well, well stated! Unfortunately, there are a number of hobbyists (both rookies and veterans) who pay more.

Unfortunately we also have mongers who somehow think that sex work obeys normal laws of supply and demand and try to 'hold a line' by insulting other mongers who decide they want to pay what they can afford.

Pay what you want .

I routinely pay. 8-1.

[SugarIsBad]

So your first ever HE. But yet you knew about this site. And that you should come tell all about it immediately?

Coincidentally Green Lake Spa is infamous for the BS reviews on Rubmaps. This just sounds ridiculous. Especially because you're "good looking." Ugh.

1. If you google "Asian massage parlor review Seattle" this forum is the 6th result. Ya afterward I googled reviews for parlors. 2. I mentioned that I'm good looking because I wonder how this might effect people's experiences. 3. I would like to learn more about the Green lake location, I noticed they're sponsored on yelp, that's how I ended up there. Didn't get the girls name.

[LCB]

Elite is legit and has been good in the past. I haven't been there in 2-3 years, so I have no idea who is in their lineup.

Typically, the woman have been in the 40+ age group. It's hit or miss on BBFS & BBBJ, but I have had BBFS more than not there.

Table shower & sauna are available. Overall, my past experiences have been good at Elite.

If anyone has any updated info; I too would like to hear about it.

Have a good one!

LCB.

Is there any reviews or intel on elite massage in Edmonds? Do they still offer TS? Are the girls younger?

[MartyByrde]

Start learning by not giving more than $40 tip for a HE.

Yes, that is the absolute maximum one should give for an HJ / HE.

[VillageRat]

I just got my first ever he on accident! At Green Lake spa. I didn't even go with that intention. I just wanted a cheap massage. But the girl was cool, 30's. Cute, . But she didn't speak English. It became apparent what was going on when she walked in on me changing and I said, I'm changing! And she laughed and said no problem. Then proceeded to just be around me naked. I didn't know how to negotiate or communicate. I couldn't understand most of what she said. During the He she said something about cum, and when I came she seemed upset. But she seemed to like me, maybe because I'm good looking? And she charged me 120. And then seemed surprised when I immediately accepted. She let me feel her really nice boobs, but wouldn't take her top off. Why is that? The He was amazing, really. I think I'm addicted. I want to learn everything about the parlors in Seattle area.

So your first ever HE. But yet you knew about this site. And that you should come tell all about it immediately?

Coincidentally Green Lake Spa is infamous for the BS reviews on Rubmaps. This just sounds ridiculous. Especially because you're "good looking." Ugh.