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[Cowchip40]

Haven't seen a wsw or hsw in 2 days of constant driving....shit does someone have a number for the cowpie? I'm horny as shit.

I was in SC and drove through a burg called Gastonia NC. I see a cute girl named Krystal (I think her dad's name was White Castle) and pick her up. She was 1_ and that's legal there...woo hoo! Standard performance but the 3 sec of finger in that young ass was heaven.

The only thing worth mentioning was she wanted a ride to her trailer (I swear) and we were going to date a second time. Instead I had a date with her mom who was only 30-35 yrs old... We had fun and they both liked my accent. Get this though, mom made it known I could do a 2 girl with either of them and Krystal's little sister.... so luckily I was 1) running late and 2) short on cash or I might have been tempted to an incest scene with a barely high school girl. Can't say I haven't jacked off to the thought of it though about 25 times....

you have to love the south though...I think I have to move.

[Member #4914]

Racine is old and run down, in fact it's allot like Toledo.

It one the biggest little cities that I've ever driven, a town that never quite broke the 150k population mark. Even though you can tell that somewhere down the line the city founders thought they were gonna be the next big town, and not Milwaukee or Chicago.

So what the hell does this have to do with mongering? Everything.

You see this place has big city problems, on a big city scale, but only a small city budget to deal with it all. Which makes it nice for us mongers. The cops are overwhelmed; which means dealers, gang-bangers, bums, hookers all vie for the attention of LEO, but they just cant deal with it all, so allot of crap falls through the cracks, but especially the SWs, which is great for us. Oh sure they screw with mongers from time to time, buts its really not that often (try driving through North Chicago these days, and you'll be fucked with just about every mile of the way)

Tonight I drove the entire town from 7 until 11, I ended "blasting" two different SWs tonight, what can I say? I was really horned up tonight. The first was a really cool BSW that I found by on Washington by 13th, tall slim with a great body, she was nice and tight and took it like a champ.

The second, was a wsw I found off Dougl-ass near the quickie mart, she was a little thick but had a cute ass face and nice titties, not big, but nice full C's.

After spending the last week down in Chicago and then endlessly driving the Waukegan/North Chicago stroll (which a is a dead zone now) on Thursday & Friday. it's nice to get back on my main stomping grounds, where I can hit the streets and nail two pretty good quality SWs quickly and cheaply without burning a ton of gas.

I love Racine because I can almost always guarantee that at least one worthwhile sw will be out, and that even the worst Racine sw will still look better that most of the other local hunting areas.

[Cowchip40]

lol...hilarious. speaking of finger fucking asses...southern belles all seem to like the 'ol finger treatment while blowing. It must be their good manners. Maybe I need to do a car date here or there just to get the pucker factor up....nothing very risky about going to the fuck shack with the ho du jour....

Yeah, those Philly boys must have all been enrolled in photography classes or worked as pros. Some of those pictures show pure talent, and the girls ain't bad either!

I know what you mean, I've been thinking that I need to get down to TN as well, seems like Memphis has allot of sexy white trash running around, oh man I'm ready to go there now.

Us road trip together? Now that's a good one! I can picture Sheriff Buford T Justice chasing our asses all the way back north for finger fucking asses and purposely bursting condoms into all their girls!! "Phuzalot & Cowchip, your some freaky ornery bastards. But I'm gonna git you boys, or my name aint Sheriff Buford T Justice".

My best visits were Tampa, St. Louis and Houston.. the clubs down in those parts all have nice take out options (and in house) for about what we pay here for CL & Quest girls.

[Member #4914]

Sir,

Maybe we can run to Philly somtime and get some pics like the cookie monster!!! I agree the thrill of the hunt is a lot of the fun so with the sme girls all the time it's rather boring...I dont do too many roadtrips but I've gotten some good action in TN and Carolinas on golf vacations and that always recharges my battery.

Yeah, those Philly boys must have all been enrolled in photography classes or worked as pros. Some of those pictures show pure talent, and the girls ain't bad either!

I know what you mean, I've been thinking that I need to get down to TN as well, seems like Memphis has allot of sexy white trash running around, oh man I'm ready to go there now.

Us road trip together? Now that's a good one! I can picture Sheriff Buford T Justice chasing our asses all the way back north for finger fucking asses and purposely bursting condoms into all their girls!! "Phuzalot & Cowchip, your some freaky ornery bastards. But I'm gonna git you boys, or my name aint Sheriff Buford T Justice".

My best visits were Tampa, St. Louis and Houston.. the clubs down in those parts all have nice take out options (and in house) for about what we pay here for CL & Quest girls.

[Cowchip40]

Sir,

Maybe we can run to Philly somtime and get some pics like the cookie monster!!! I agree the thrill of the hunt is a lot of the fun so with the sme girls all the time it's rather boring...I dont do too many roadtrips but I've gotten some good action in TN and Carolinas on golf vacations and that always recharges my battery.

Saw her out last week as well, 30 lbs might be a conservative guess!! She still has those great steel colored eyes though...



Clarification: that's MIDWAY Airport to Milwaukee! Don't short change my huntin' range!! LOL My knees buckle, Cowchip you crack me up!

I know what you mean though, these days I feel more predatory than anything else, the thrill is dulled and with the threat of LE around every corner its just become a game of cat and mouse. Truth is these damn broads all have become nothing more than cum buckets to me... I make a deposit and I never withdrawal, I like the look on the faces when they always ask "did you just cum inside"?! yep, its warm aint it?

Traveling up to Canada to hunt didn't do it for me either, the prey was too easy and stupid, like being a wolf inside the hen house.

Don't know whats wrong with me, I cant stand the hunt here because of the risk, but I cant cant get the adrenaline thrill somewhere else either. Maybe I need to go down to Brazil and monger, the threat of being kidnapped or killed while mongering might be just the thrill I seek. Oh wait, I can just go to Milwaukee for that..

[Cowchip40]

Sunday nights must be slow....My buddy has a night vision hunting spotter thing and we watched a Racine cop get head in his car on the dead end next to the river on Memorial. Couldn't tell if it was a hooker but it was around 9pm. I wish we had some pics to sell to the paper, next time though.

Saw the headlines about the big drug bust? Well it must not have been Hamilton St. suppliers because Friday was like the grand drug bazaar there. I swear cars were lined up to buy dope like it was a Sonic Drive In. Only saw one cop and he kept going right on by with the bro's hangin in car windows making sales....ridiculous!!!!

Word is some cops are on the take to look other way on north side. I find this hard to believe and attribute it more to laziness, lack of motivation or being scared but who knows.

Amber's sweet little butt is moving about but Shawn is in the pokey again. She's gonna weigh 800 pounds if she keeps getting arrested.

Wish I could give some better hunting angles but hell no one else really does. Guess I'll wait for Femcar to make another appearance...

[Cowchip40]

Between Shawn, Dawn and Michelle, and Amber they wore out my phone and I cut them all loose so not much out there for me now. Anyone seen Amber lately? I just finally got turned off on the black and milds but I want to nut in her butt again.

Just because I'm bored, Ill give y'all the highlights of each girl. Michelle has a relatively tight pussy and the tits of a 12 yr old but she is Ugly. Very enthusiastic fuck sessions.

Shawn loves it in the ass and I've done 4 fingers to get her going. She is a thief though so lock everything up.

Amber has the best booty i've ever stuck a tongue in regardless.

Dawn has great nipples, swallows, fucks with effort and holds my dick when I pee....again, treats me like a fuckin ATM which gets old very quickly.

Happy hunting.....

[Member #4914]

Good news! Our friend Sha_ _ is back after a 3 month stay in the pokey poke. She called me today and said she was calling her numbers she still had but I was the first she reached. I picked her up and she probably packed on 30 pounds.

Saw her out last week as well, 30 lbs might be a conservative guess!! She still has those great steel colored eyes though...

what is this, am I morphing into Sir P, the true Master Blaster of hooker pussy from OHare airport to Milwaukee but a man whose knees buckle at the thought of brown eye action like it was so much Kryptonite?????

Clarification: that's MIDWAY Airport to Milwaukee! Don't short change my huntin' range!! LOL My knees buckle, Cowchip you crack me up!

I know what you mean though, these days I feel more predatory than anything else, the thrill is dulled and with the threat of LE around every corner its just become a game of cat and mouse. Truth is these damn broads all have become nothing more than cum buckets to me... I make a deposit and I never withdrawal, I like the look on the faces when they always ask "did you just cum inside"?! yep, its warm aint it?

Traveling up to Canada to hunt didn't do it for me either, the prey was too easy and stupid, like being a wolf inside the hen house.

Don't know whats wrong with me, I cant stand the hunt here because of the risk, but I cant cant get the adrenaline thrill somewhere else either. Maybe I need to go down to Brazil and monger, the threat of being kidnapped or killed while mongering might be just the thrill I seek. Oh wait, I can just go to Milwaukee for that..

[Cowchip40]

Good news! Our friend Sha_ _ is back after a 3 month stay in the pokey poke. She called me today and said she was calling her numbers she still had but I was the first she reached. I picked her up and she probably packed on 30 pounds.

To make a long story short we BOTH put a finger up her ass which was fun and she kept saying she had been waiting for this for 3 months. I wish I had a better story but despite the finger fun and watching my dick slide in and out of that big white butt it just didn't do it for me... what is this, am I morphing into Sir P, the true Master Blaster of hooker pussy from OHare airport to Milwaukee but a man whose knees buckle at the thought of brown eye action like it was so much Kryptonite?????

This might be the sad end for Cowchip sports fans.... the perfect ass fu- - is my Holy Grail...it's my strength, my reason for living... If I just don't dig it, I mean really DIG it anymore I may as well hang it up, move to Utah, find a few straight girls and start a nice big Mormon family and run for President. It's a sad day in Cowchip land.........

P.S. Sha_ _ doesn't have a working phone yet "of course" so I'm not sure how to get hold of her. I'll try to get you fatted calf lovers some contact info before she cracks up again.

P.P.S. Dear RPD. I don't really think you guys are fags...just make an effort to cull the herd on Hamilton near Superior. It's really the only gang of drug dealers on Hamilton now and they shot at a car yesterday and almost shot some little kids. They think you are afraid of them. Fuck their fucking civil rights and kick their dipshit asses....

[Cowchip40]

Ok. I hate drug dealers. I hate some drug dealers more than others. The dip shit with the gold grill on Hamilton is pretty close to the top of my list...and yes Francis, I do have a point.

I saw my red headed friend from the earlier two-girl near Main and picked her up on Sunday. As we headed up Hamilton we saw Goldie Grill dealer boy and she says he is one of her regular dealers but he's been shorting her and he hit her. We get to the hooker shack and she wants 50 up front. Pretty steep but hell, I was horny as fuck looking for Sir P's brunette. We start with a bj and then decent fuck but I remember she responded well to the prostate exam I gave her last time. Same reponse this time and she says I can put it in her ass for a "tip". Hell, she wants that up front too, so I have to freakin dismount and grab my wallet. I have a 20 left which she holds in her greedy little paw as I get Mr Happy hard for some booty action.

Well, we start my favorite past time in a few different positions and I'm just not feelin' it. What's up with that!!!!???? OK so it wasn't the tightest ass ever....and there was some rather disgusting substances around but still.....
Well I end up jacking Mini Me while she rubs my balls with her feet, with legs spread as she rubs her clit and spreads the 'ol lips so I can see inside. Uhm...thanks.

After a few minutes I actually blow a huge nut on her foot, pussy, stomach and shirt. Just then a big drop of sweat lands in her mouth and we both start laughing. Anyway, I ask for her 20 for a sec and she's like what? I say just give it a second. She does and I wipe my dick with it and scoop up some of the ass juice she has leaking out and a line of nut. I fold it up and say this is a present to Mr. Gold Grill from the two of us. I think she thought this was pretty funny but maybe a little scarey... I'm like "make sure that shit is dry" before you hand it over.

She called today and swore she gave the 20 to Pimp Lips on Hamilton so I feel pretty good that he had a "nut-shit" sandwich thanks to me the other day. Screw him.

I am bothered that the butt action just didn't do it for me like usual so I needed to ride that horse again as soon as possible.

[Cowchip40]

Oh, and if you idiots can't tell which ones are the dealers they're the fuckin' spoons in oversized white tee shirts that sit in the same two spots every day. I'll give you addresses if you still can't figure it out.

[Cowchip40]

Yeah the RPD faggots are great at hassling girls yet you see the same dope dealing thugs in two spots on Hamilton and Albert and the cops just drive by, day after day. The dopers even make fun of them because they are scared. Racine is a shit hole 50% because of the scum that exists there and 50% because of worthless cops who work there.

I was returning home from Harborfest last night driving North on Douglas, when my check engine light turned on. I pulled over, turned off the car, call my mechanic friend but while I was on the phone a nice looking young woman walked by. She didn't look in the car and just kept walking, seemed uncomfortable about a guy in a stopped car. I have a VW so check engine lights are common and my mechanic, said just to drive home. As I did so, I saw an SUV pull up to the Girl, who just kept walking. Then a car pulled next to the SUV. Seemed to be talking. However, since the car was in the traffic lane, I pulled behind it and waited. Darned if the lights didn't go on in the car in the traffic lane. Unmarked police car.

So on a Friday night, RPD devoted at least two unmarked Cars (SUV) to keeping the traffic on Douglas Avenue under control.

[Member #1612]

I was returning home from Harborfest last night driving North on Douglas, when my check engine light turned on. I pulled over, turned off the car, call my mechanic friend but while I was on the phone a nice looking young woman walked by. She didn't look in the car and just kept walking, seemed uncomfortable about a guy in a stopped car. I have a VW so check engine lights are common and my mechanic, said just to drive home. As I did so, I saw an SUV pull up to the Girl, who just kept walking. Then a car pulled next to the SUV. Seemed to be talking. However, since the car was in the traffic lane, I pulled behind it and waited. Darned if the lights didn't go on in the car in the traffic lane. Unmarked police car.

So on a Friday night, RPD devoted at least two unmarked Cars (SUV) to keeping the traffic on Douglas Avenue under control.

[Member #4914]

Today I found a fresh new hotie inside the quickie mart on Washington. I started a convo with her from inside the store, which we took outside and into my car (since it was raining I offered her a ride). She is a white brunette, 5'6 ish, great body and pretty face, yep a real fluke!! This is the best Racine ass since my March visit with Lisa! Anyway, I TORE IT UP! Had a very nice time and she has a great attitude, left us both wanting to smoke afterwards.

Last part of the score was this, she doesn't work the street but she does date based on her and her friends knowing "other guys" that they see regularly. Now I'm on the call "list" and she said she would hook me up with a few of her friends too! Yeah!

[Member #4914]

I found Dawn on 16th. She looked alot like Suck Toes but without the acne and even had pretty feet (while I'll suck a sluts toes, licking hooker feet is out as even I have some very minimal standard of behavior). Nice blue eyes and a killer gymnast body complete the physical. However, someone please slap this girl because she won't shut up her crack nonsense. She kept telling me about the "safehouse" where she stays... What is she a crackspy or something? Damn those Ruskies sending another spy disguised as a crackw---e to try and steal my WMD secrets... Also, I SERIOUSLY think this girl is a thief if you let her and she WILL hustle whatever she can so be warned.

Despite all her drawbacks, I will say they I have had 3 dates with her in 2 days. Why? 1) This girl absolutely sucks some of the best dick ever and puts on a great performance. She swallowed half my load but choked because she had my dick in her throat when I came. 2) She can assume some wild positions and we both enjoy watching my dick going in and out of her. 3) I don't generally lick street coochie but this is a beautiful one and while getting her nut she broke the friggin cap on my tooth with her pelvis. That's enthusiasm! 4) On date number one we made out like teenagers and fingerbanged her into a few orgasms. This girl left a 2 foot wide puddle on my floor as a thank you. Nasty! but fun.....

I have some serious reservations about this girl but damn she is a good fuck. If anyone has any experience with her good or bad let me know. I'm off to buy a video camera to make some porn with this nasty girl. Enjoy but be careful with this one...

Man I just love reading your posts~~ Keep em coming!

Did my ride through town last week Monday and I just couldn't match any of Cowchip's adventures or even equal my last posts encounter with V.

Maybe this weekend...