General Reports

[LookingForLefty]

. If you're looking for good eats and treats in Michigan, read my stuff on the respective forums or drop me a line. I can hook you up. I'll do the same if I'm in MilWhoreKee.[/QUOTE]

Thank you. I will check out your stuff on Jackson, MI. I've heard the spas along I 94 are good. Someday we mongers should have a convention in the AMP capital of Warren OH. I was at AMP in downtown Jackson years ago. I remember seeing all these law enforement stickers all over the door, the parlor showing their support for just about every kind of association related to LE.

LE has been cracking down on AMP in Milwaukee. I would not go to one here.

[TwistedBrother]

Just reading random forums on a slow night and ... WOW ... Lefty's back!! I know, "that's so two months ago," but I hadn't read or been in Milwaukee (or Wisconsin at all) in awhile, so it's good to see you're not dead or in prison. Four years between posts! I was entertained many a time by reading your stuff and learned a thing or two, as well. If you're looking for good eats and treats in Michigan, read my stuff on the respective forums or drop me a line. I can hook you up. I'll do the same if I'm in MilWhoreKee.

[Cacti]

I was out very early and had a dream up north, I dreamed that I found a bsw, about 5 on the scale, for BBBJ and covered f/s for .4, she was on something but did the service very well, it must have taken about 40 minutes but no complaints she just performed, give her an 8 on service.
Be safe Cacti

[LookingForLefty]

Ten years ago on Saturday night I might have been in the back of some used car dealership on S. 27th, beer flowing, and some toothless, meth addict off the streets being put to the wheel. Last I saw the dealership had changed hands. Wonder if they still have the wheel? What women will do to earn a few bucks huh? Spank'n her, cornholing her, and then spinning her around to the next contestant. Usually they were so high, they didn't know what was happening. Except for the chubby one with the droopy eye. To her is was like - bring it on baby.

Anybody been down to the Suburban? Same owners? Used to be $20 for a couple of hours.

[LookingForLefty]

Just got back from a 90 minute session from my little china doll. She was open for Saturday night. She greeted me at the door in her sexy long red robe and heels. The house was toatsy warm and the gas fireplace was adding something extra. She poured me my favorite drink and helped me undress. Then she dropped the robe and exposed her perfectly shaped physique. Over to the chair in front of the fireplace where she sat next to me carressing me, making small talk. Then she slid down on her knees in front of me and got down to business. She told me she was going to take her time and didn't want me to cum too quick. Gee, when is the last time a provider said that? About 20 minutes later is was over and time to hop up on the massage table for a nice professional massage. After about 45 minutes its time for quick rinse in the shower. I then am helped getting dressed and given a goody bag with some homemade cookies. I paid her the usual rate and as I was giving her the tip, she said no, not today, I am good customer, I don't have to do that. I made her take it anyway. I just want to cry that woman is so nice. For beautiful woman like that to show such passion and kindness to an old monger like me, its just absolutely touching. For now on she gets all my business. Every visit is a blessing. It will be a sad day when she moves on.

[Big A]

Sounds like it may warm up a bit next week. I may have to come down, and see if any of my Regulars are out and about!

[LookingForLefty]

Its pile drive anal not crowbar. I do half nelson not full nelson.

I'm all for some shock style anal but I'm not calling up some Playboy model on CL or BP. Look we got about 5 or 6 solid for sure hand job gals, some with a license. You can even go down to Racine for a sure thing if you prefer a low class massage parlor. Or Madsion where you have a couple of massage parlors that have been around since Nixon.

I used to take some risks in the past but unless you are a real soldier, its kind of dumb to take a chance on an unknown on CL.

I've had so many bad blow jobs, bacterial infections, chicks taking a crap on my sheets, that I just like a good hot oil hand job from a cute girl. I realize the hunt can be fun and the chase is more fun than the capture. Lately I just don't have the time or desire. Now of course if I see some skinny white trash walking on Lincoln I'm going to give her a ride to the Suburban or my secret lair. But I'm not going out of my way to do so.

[RediMax42]

This board has clearly picked up since Lefty reappeared. Locally, I'm sort of with Lefty, the HJ/massage providers get it done for me. Zero (most of the time) drama, and sure happiness. What's not to like?


I leave the more substantial stuff for my overseas adventures.

[Permanent Wood]

But I don't even know what "crow-bar anal" is, to me it's just a neat sounding phrase. It actually sounds like doing it might hurt me more than her, I mean, do I use my boner like a crow-bar and pry with it? Unless I have a concrete penile implant - ouch! Maybe Lefty could write a tutorial on it.

[Member #4914]

Hand job and massage, really? But then you can't do all the cool stuff, like making a rear-entry "shock-style," or giving her "crow-bar anal," and then some "jackhammer" while you have her in a "full nelson" to really make her remember. Oh yes, I've read the reports, there's a lot of master pieces back in the archives, but there's a whole city with concentration-camp-skinny chicks with colons that need to be stretched, how 'bout it Lefty?

Your starting to sound more like Lefty than Lefty himself!

[Permanent Wood]

Hand job and massage, really? But then you can't do all the cool stuff, like making a rear-entry "shock-style," or giving her "crow-bar anal," and then some "jackhammer" while you have her in a "full nelson" to really make her remember. Oh yes, I've read the reports, there's a lot of master pieces back in the archives, but there's a whole city with concentration-camp-skinny chicks with colons that need to be stretched, how 'bout it Lefty?

[LookingForLefty]

I just don't want to ever be in a position that LE could possibly be involved. Listen you don't have to settle for too good to be true chicks on CL or the BP. Get get one of the more well known hand job specialists and call it a day. Plus you get a nice massage on top of that.

Some of you guys -- doing it in cars on the north side -- I'd be afraid of that. Would not be able to get a boner. I won't even drive to the north side let alone cruise for SWs there.

[ScooterAllCity]

You would never text anything unless you knew the person. If the ad states text accepted there is a good chance it is LEO.

And what makes you think that?

[Permanent Wood]

Guys, the ads your referring to about LE or not, it would help if you posted the link to the ad.

I don't believe there are any hard and fast rules as to what LE can do and not do. There may be some generalizations to things that LE may not be too likely to do, however. Example, LE would not likely answer the door in the nude, make the first move touching, or have a conversation and initiate the mentioning of a sex act for money. Also, LE is not too likely to come to you for an out-call, they like to set up shop on their own turf.

If you know nothing about a provider ad that you're responding to, keep it simple. I only check out unknowns with nothing on me, I mean nothing, not even a cell phone. I feel better after we've done some touching, especially if I've fingered her pussy, I can't imagine a LEO letting you finger her pussy for a bust. Never ask if you can touch a certain body part, just if you can touch. A LEO will want you to just talk at this point, to say something incriminating, whereas a real wh0re will lift her top so fast you will feel the breeze as her boobs flop out. I wouldn't be too quick to talk money, or especially hand any over, until you've done some touching.

[Petey2000]

I've rarely saw nude photo's that accept text and I ran across it yesterday thats why I ask. Def did not text was just wondering. SW's are by far the best choice simple/easy and broke.