General Reports

[Bob Looker]

Just keep trying eventually will trill with the fill.

[Bob Looker]

Had no proublems in the past with my girl but for a period of three times in a row could now finish! Felt good tring though and goto do it different ways found acouple that worked for me and 4th time around all came gushing out.

Also found out getting together 24hours later was was definitly the best sex after sex you could had.

[LookingForLefty]

I had the same thing happen a few times. What helps me is to just get in control. Usually K9 position. Bend them over, tell them not to move, and to shut up. Then go at it. If possible machine gun anal. You should be able to finish. Maybe its the blue pill, I'm sure it is. That never happens without it.
Sometimes I think its the chemistry. The chick might be hot looking but it just doesn't feel right for some reason. You aint alone brother.

[Coochie Eater]

Yep, I'm having trouble finishing too. Especially if I'm just sitting there catchng and not pitching. But if I'm making some skinny girl ride the whip, then I get off in a normal amount of time. Sounds like you enjoy the hunt rather than devouring the capture.

I've never tried the Blue Pill, and up till now I haven't needed it. But, MAN, talk about a hard time finishing. Last summer I got hustled by a cute little wh*re in a bar in Madison. She was petite, very light skinned, almost no titties, but had HUGE nipples. She was in her mid-30s which was a little older than I like, but her cuteness won me over. I got together with her, and I mean, I FUCKED her silly. She was a trouper and was committed to my satisfaction. At one point, while riding me on top, as she went to shift her position, her body shuddered and I felt a warm, viscous something run down my dick and balls. "Did you just squirt? " I asked her. "Yeah, and I've only ever done that, like, five times before! " she said.

We ran out of time because her roommates were coming back, and SHIT, I just couldn't get off. Her coochie was tight enough, she was cute, she did the whole GFE thing, and she certainly came enough to get me excited, but the ol' Johnson wouldn't puke no matter how we beat him. I even tried jerkin' him manually over her open mouth.

Now that's impressive for most women, and for this little girl, but most providers give you the "C'mon baby, skeet. " treatment after 10 minutes. Mebbe that's when I should shove it in their ass, hook my finger in their mouth, slap their jelly booties and start calling them horrible names.

Sadly, my little provider that was such a trouper disappeared shortly after our encounter. Digits went dark, new people at address, etc. Typical.

Anyway, I may be changing my handle from Coochie Eater to Ol' Leather Dick.

Cooch

[LookingForLefty]

OK I'm older, the blue pills works but it takes me a long time to finish, Im finding the SW's after about 1 minute complaining how long it takes. Last night I dreamed I found Debra on the North side, she was hot but after she started she stopped right away asking for a napkin, saying she does not catch, then it was a lame two finger HJ, I asked her to stop. should I be asking for more at the start of everything?
Or should I just be jumping in the back and asking for FS, this action does not take me to long when I want to finish right away?
Be safe Cacti

Yep, I'm having trouble finishing too. Especially if I'm just sitting there catchng and not pitching. But if I'm making some skinny girl ride the whip, then I get off in a normal amount of time. Sounds like you enjoy the hunt rather than devouring the capture.

[Cacti]

OK I'm older, the blue pills works but it takes me a long time to finish, Im finding the SW's after about 1 minute complaining how long it takes. Last night I dreamed I found Debra on the North side, she was hot but after she started she stopped right away asking for a napkin, saying she does not catch, then it was a lame two finger HJ, I asked her to stop. should I be asking for more at the start of everything?
Or should I just be jumping in the back and asking for FS, this action does not take me to long when I want to finish right away?
Be safe Cacti

[Bob Looker]

I think it would be ok to buy your provider lunch. Were talking lunch not a Mecedes! That is if it is in your buget to do so and if The Mercedes is in your Budget then what the hell get her that too. I don't see any thing wrong with getting alittle extra for her especially if she goes the extra for you or you enjoy her for being her! If its just a lunch and nah! Wasn't what you thought, don't do it again. But it may turn out to be surprisingly pleasing. Some women have that nack for creativity outside the bedroom. But keep the Mercedes for now If shes all that she won't mind and she might just climb into the back seat with you. Ahh! The good old days!

[Twisted One]

Which makes me wonder, I should go to lunch with one of my providers. Heaven knows she has been kind to me. Providers get lonely too and really, how many of us mongers respect them or would be there for them when they get into trouble?

Take the girl to lunch. If nothing else, treat it as a business relationship. Consider the fact that she thought enough of you to want to spend a little time in your company beyond what she would normally charge for. When someone provides a service that you appreciate enough to repeat the encounter then where is the harm in humanizing the relationship.

In my case, I do have one provider that is now a friend as well. If the girls is worth being protective of then she is certainly worth helping out when a need comes along. In her case I know I am a softy but that is a choice I would make again.

[LookingForLefty]

I knew this old guy who hung out at a strip club, forking out $1 bills all day long and nursing a beer. He was no longer able to have sex but being alone, he would offer the girls money just to hang out with him. He went through about 50k a year on the girls, taking them to Southridge, buying them clothes, or just paying their bills. They took advantage of his loneliness. The girls were nice to him, felt sorry for him, but my no means ever offered to be his friend for free. He was by no means rich, he had about $250 in the bank and just blew what he had on dancers. He did look kind of pitiful, sitting in the club, scruffy looking, no teeth, and they young dancers hanging on him pretending to like him. Maybe I should not judge.

Which makes me wonder, I should go to lunch with one of my providers. Heaven knows she has been kind to me. Providers get lonely too and really, how many of us mongers respect them or would be there for them when they get into trouble? Warning, you do risk the possibilty of getting emotionally attached. Some of the girls over the years has been like finding a stray cat.

[Discretewill]

I don't want end up being like one of these old 75 year old guys who adopts a stripper and takes her on shopping sprees just to not feel alone. I need to stay in control and not be a softy. Its drilled or be drilled world.

Hmm, Lefty I enjoy your posts, but this sounds very close to bull.
Didn't you basically take a leave from the boards for a very similar situation? (well minus the shopping sprees together, your oriental gal just goes shopping after seeing you)

I wouldn't mind growing into the 75 year old with a kept hottie to SugarDaddy. Of course I been married a divorced a few times, sometimes the hobby seems less costly LOL

[LookingForLefty]

Here's a new one. I got a call from a provider who said it was her birthday and that her ex took her kids and she was all alone. She asked if I would do lunch with her and that she would treat. Can't pass that up, but you all know, I won't let her pay.

Ever fall in love with a provider? Or just get feelings for one, even though you know they have their own adgenda that would never include you? There is one gal who is always wearing worn out shoes. I'd love to take her out and get her a new pair of shoes, but not quite sure how to approach her with that. Kind of afraid it will make me look like a sucker. I don't want end up being like one of these old 75 year old guys who adopts a stripper and takes her on shopping sprees just to not feel alone. I need to stay in control and not be a softy. Its drilled or be drilled world.

[LookingForLefty]

Hey Lefty!

Any chance of getting the contact info for the Brookfield and the asian woman?

Thanks

Yep, she would have a problem. Not only did I have to be vouched for by a client, she drilled me harder for info than when getting a mortgage.

As an ex con I'm sure she's on parole. She was talking about how all C.O.s are perverts. She says the only reason a person would be a C.O. officer, man or woman, is to have sex with prisoners. Either that or to have power and control. Most of the time the sex is consentual. Its their community just like we have our community. I'd never last as a C.O. I'd be fired the first day. But its only natural for guards and prisoners to develop feelings for each other when they are with each other day after day.

Also I was reading about a gal her that I hooked up with awhile back. I thought she was terrific and really like her. But on this site, she got terrible reviews and some very derogatory things said about her. Well, either most of you mongers have very high standards, and I know you don't, or I will just pork anything that moves. I'm usually very picky and was just shocked to read such awful things about one of my providers. Different horses for different courses, I guess I just had good chemistry with her.

[ScooterAllCity]

Hey Lefty!

Any chance of getting the contact info for the Brookfield and the asian woman?

Thanks

[LookingForLefty]

A CPA friend of mine who does taxes for part time escort hooked me up Out in Brookfield off of Capitol. Wow, such a nice luxurious condo. Cocktails, orderves, gas fire place, shower, bathrobe. $200 for two hours. At least an hour was talking, eating, and showering. I'm sure she was nice because I was new. Really hot looking MILF I'll peg at 45. Movie star face but average body. Enthusiasm and personality made up for any shortcomings. Everything covered ofcourse. No BB anything. This gal has a criminal record as long as Capitol Drive, but when it comes to business, its a classic case of true customer service. We had a long talk about what the competition is doing. Seems this gal spent some time up in prison. She had some good prison sex stories. We talked taxes and investments. If she ever leaves the escort busineness she should become a stock broker.

[Flashman]

Lefty, it is great to see you back on the board.

Your writing style was always unique and it was a reason for us flatlanders to venture to the Milw. board and consider a 90 minute road trip to beer town.

I hope your Chinese girlfriend won't keep you away from your posting's.

I agree with your comments on the new Craigs list and Backpage. It is still possible to find a nugget, but it takes much digging.

Best regards and happy new year.

Flashman (Chicago board)