General Reports

[Free34]

Just one bust and you are walking the perp walk, embarrassing.

Dumb question but does this also put you on the sex registry?

[GunSmoke]

Heard this morning LE is making the rounds. Stay safe out there.

They are always out there. It is if they want you.

[DaveBrewer1965]

Just one bust and you are walking the perp walk, embarrassing.

Heard this morning LE is making the rounds. Stay safe out there.

[Howard5354]

CoochieEater had some great advice posted for newbies and everyone for that matter do a search for his posts. Things like lock your wallet in the trunk, take only take 1 key in with you, leave donation in car and go in to check things out first.

Just one bust and you are walking the perp walk, embarrassing.

[Member #5726]

Be safe and protect yourselves out there. This has some good ideas for those getting started.

https://www.sultrycharlottelong.com/...9/Adultery-101

CoochieEater had some great advice posted for newbies and everyone for that matter do a search for his posts. Things like lock your wallet in the trunk, take only take 1 key in with you, leave donation in car and go in to check things out first.

[Milo Madison]

Be safe and protect yourselves out there. This has some good ideas for those getting started.

https://www.sultrycharlottelong.com/...9/Adultery-101

[HornyGuy Lif]

About 40,000 years ago, when I first got into this game, I was cruising the North Side of Milwaukee. Damn, how things have changed. The entire north side was a stroll compared to the desert that exists there today. Anyway, I thought I was a swinging dick and that this was basically a sex game. (Anyone see the target forming on my big head?) Picked up two good looking black hookers who both piled in to the front seat. Yes, there was a time in this country when even "compact" cars had a broad, bench-type front seat that sat three. The one in the middle undid my pants and my belt, started grappling with the goods like she was noodling for catfish. I goddam nearly drove off the road. "I can't get at your dick. Pull your pants down. " I tried to accommodate her, but her efforts on my balls were rough and frantic. She had her head down as though she were going to give me head, but I finally pulled over and told them to get out. "Not without paying us!" I coughed up a twenty out of my stash and took off.

Now people, ever since I hitch-hiked around Europe, I've carried my wallet in my front pants pocket. Sitting on your wallet can cause back problems, and it's much harder to pick your front pocket. That is, unless you have a black hooker playing tug of war on your nut sack while getting you to slide your pants further down for a blow job that aint ever going to happen. That's also when you realize that the person riding shotgun is rifling your glove compartment and your shit is now strewn all over the passenger side floor.

Another hooker called them "knockin' bliches". "Knocking" is the street term for rip off hypes that aint ever going to wet your winkie or swill your semen.

So that was my first and last "two girl car date. " And for my money, you can have them. If things go south, you have two people to contend with rather than one, and that always puts you at a disadvantage.

Coochie (feels like a dumb-fuck when he tells this story) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. I have had excellent two girl dates, but never in a car. .

Your not the only one to have that happen to you. Been done twice to me so that makes me twice as dumb as you. First time was by a chick I met at a bar who said she needed a ride home from a bar. She wanted to give me a blowjob on the way but that was just a way into my wallet and clean it out. Most expensive blowjob ever. And second time was a hooker in Rockford. She had a place to go and lifted my wallet during fun. Soon as I got outside noticed my wallets gone of coarse the door got locked immediately behind me and my wallet money and drivers license gone for good. So it's not just hookers or escorts you have to worry about you can meet lowlifes any place. I guess the moral of the story is to not trust anyone and carry as little cash as possible.

[Coochie Eater]

I've never had a two girl car date but I have had a couple most excellent two girl adventures. Used to see a girl on the east side of madison. Once she told me she had a new girl that she was helping get into the business and she thought I'd be a good first customer. She also said she was going to play with us. Well it started off slow but I suggested the girls should 69 and I was fucking the 6 while the 9 was licking and sucking me and the 6. We swapped and popped. I slept very well that night. Man. Thanks for the memory. That was probably 5 years ago now.

About 40,000 years ago, when I first got into this game, I was cruising the North Side of Milwaukee. Damn, how things have changed. The entire north side was a stroll compared to the desert that exists there today. Anyway, I thought I was a swinging dick and that this was basically a sex game. (Anyone see the target forming on my big head?) Picked up two good looking black hookers who both piled in to the front seat. Yes, there was a time in this country when even "compact" cars had a broad, bench-type front seat that sat three. The one in the middle undid my pants and my belt, started grappling with the goods like she was noodling for catfish. I goddam nearly drove off the road. "I can't get at your dick. Pull your pants down. " I tried to accommodate her, but her efforts on my balls were rough and frantic. She had her head down as though she were going to give me head, but I finally pulled over and told them to get out. "Not without paying us!" I coughed up a twenty out of my stash and took off.

Now people, ever since I hitch-hiked around Europe, I've carried my wallet in my front pants pocket. Sitting on your wallet can cause back problems, and it's much harder to pick your front pocket. That is, unless you have a black hooker playing tug of war on your nut sack while getting you to slide your pants further down for a blow job that aint ever going to happen. That's also when you realize that the person riding shotgun is rifling your glove compartment and your shit is now strewn all over the passenger side floor.

Another hooker called them "knockin' bliches". "Knocking" is the street term for rip off hypes that aint ever going to wet your winkie or swill your semen.

So that was my first and last "two girl car date. " And for my money, you can have them. If things go south, you have two people to contend with rather than one, and that always puts you at a disadvantage.

Coochie (feels like a dumb-fuck when he tells this story) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. I have had excellent two girl dates, but never in a car. .

[Old Fave]

I've never had a two girl car date but I have had a couple most excellent two girl adventures. Used to see a girl on the east side of madison. Once she told me she had a new girl that she was helping get into the business and she thought I'd be a good first customer. She also said she was going to play with us. Well it started off slow but I suggested the girls should 69 and I was fucking the 6 while the 9 was licking and sucking me and the 6. We swapped and popped. I slept very well that night. Man. Thanks for the memory. That was probably 5 years ago now.

Just being curious how would a 2 girl car date go down? Got me thinking now? And where can you go to do a 2 girl car date? Seems kind of impractical unless you let 1 girl drive while your in back seat with the other then switch. Has anyone ever had a great 2 girl session? I think about but all the posts I've read that were negative. It's not like a porn flick were the girls go at each and then both girls want you to do them! Most reports are little to no girl interaction and 1 girl will BJ you and the other let you do her. Any one have better results?

[YellowFever82]

Thanks A2 for accidentally deleting the report I posted on the other thread. I'm kinda illiterate and it takes me forever to type.

Anyway to go off of our buddy NoDamage recent trip to Asia, there are a couple of othe options or good touring.

If you like latinas, I've heard amazing things about Medillin, Columbia. Also dirt cheap, cleaner than Bangkok, shorter and maybe cheaper flight (I think).

If you like Europeans, a few of my buddies went to Budapest, Hungary.

Cheaper if you comparing to Amsterdam.

There's pussy for hire all over the world, just need to find what you like.

[MelterMan]

In a real estate transaction it is not uncommon to get bumped if a better offer comes in. Little did I realize when taking up this hobby just how prevalent getting bumped would be in this arena also.

There appears to be a hierarchy for the independents in Madison.

1. One hour repeat customer.

2. 30 Min repeat customer.

3. One hour new customer.

4. 30 min new customer.

The simple principle at work here is more money is better (I. E. One hour vs 30 min) and guaranteed money is better than risky (repeat vs. New customer). For me, MSOG is not an option, so I have found 30 min is generally more than sufficient. Plus, being a man, I'm always a fan of variety. The result is that I find myself in category 4 a fair amount. This past week 3 times I had arranged sessions with different providers, drove to the place, and then either was ghosted, or got the excuse, "Ooops, I forgot".

I do get the hierarchy and getting bumped. I just wish these girls might possess at least a modicum of professionalism and inform me when I am getting bumped rather than finding myself wasting another hour of my life or hearing the lies. I'm giving serious consideration to going the CG route. The increased cost might well cut my mongering in half, but this might be worth the reduction in frustration dealing with many of these independents in town.

[Member #5726]

There ways to do it but they shouldn't be given away. I don't know what the current amount of cash you can take out of the country is it use to be 30-40 k. Undeclared. If it was more than you were suppose to report it or declare it on forms. When I was a pilot in Florida it was pretty routine for doctors, lawyers, and business people to have suitcases with100,000-300,000 and not declare it. We would fly them out to the tax sheltered islands to deposit it. I knew guys that were independent contractors that worked Iraq and they would put 500 k in footlockers and then wooden crates and just ship it like cargo. They may look for money being shipped to mexico or south America. Just got to do research it's just like sex or drugs people always find a way around it or invent a way. And yes there ways to buy bitcoin without it being tracked or traced to and make it disappear and then magically reappear completely untraceable.

And I'm not saying I do it or have ever done I just like to keep up on things. That's also why the government now monitors all the bitcoin transactions because of money laundering and drug sales on the darkweb. Chinese fentanyl Mexican meth and heroin but sounds like they've found new ways to circumvent the system. If there's money to be made greed finds its way.

[Member #5726]

You can't just put it into an investment account. Where did it come from? It didn't just appear out of thin air all on its own. It needs to have a source to be invested. Eyebrows raise people monitor.

I was down Florida flying back in the heyday of the Columbia / Cuban cocaine cowboy days. Ever see the movie Scarface? Very very accurate of what on. Doubt if duffelbags of money were carried into bank in broad daylight. It would be brought in by cleaning vans at night more than likely. All the banks were laundering money if they made 10 million in profit and got caught they got a 1 million dollar fine. I think I go approached everyday for awhile once 4 times in 1 day. Never got involved because it was 20 years minimum sentence but I knew plenty of guys who did. Coke came to the islands and would be flown or brought in by cigarette boat. DoomsdayDeadRise was suppose to be the best, part of their ad campaign was the coast guard has never been able to catch 1 of our boats. Held like 2000 gallon of fuel with 4 huge motors. Just like escorts the lure of big easy money. Cops, firemen, teachers, and even ministers were caught flying coke. Anybody who could fly a plan and even some couldn't. Take a couple flying lessons and watch boom their off and flying. Like I said risk wasn't worth for me. Some guys who were well trusted flew plane loads of cash out to. Money Drugs Sex people will always find away to get it or move. One guy approached me about flying an old DC10 I think it was, thing was it had like 1 good engine port engine was 90% starboard like 10%. He it's ok were only going to use it once! Sorry dude I'm crazy but not that crazy! We were flying little car parts from East coast to Detroit like cigarette lighters and seat belts oh rubber grommets to over the mountains always icing up with twine engine turbo props almost crashed more times than I want think about. Certain kind of ice there your boots and de-icer would faze so went to Florida!

[Member #5726]

I've wondered a bit about this, before. The initial problem seems to me to always be the same. One starts with a suitcase full of cash, so how would one get it into the banking system? I don't think one can buy Bitcoin with cash, so it'd have to go into the banking system first. And I wouldn't like the notion of carrying my hypothetical suitcase of cash with me on a plane to Europe, or the Caymans.

There ways to do it but they shouldn't be given away. I don't know what the current amount of cash you can take out of the country is it use to be 30-40 k. Undeclared. If it was more than you were suppose to report it or declare it on forms. When I was a pilot in Florida it was pretty routine for doctors, lawyers, and business people to have suitcases with100,000-300,000 and not declare it. We would fly them out to the tax sheltered islands to deposit it. I knew guys that were independent contractors that worked Iraq and they would put 500 k in footlockers and then wooden crates and just ship it like cargo. They may look for money being shipped to mexico or south America. Just got to do research it's just like sex or drugs people always find a way around it or invent a way. And yes there ways to buy bitcoin without it being tracked or traced to and make it disappear and then magically reappear completely untraceable.

[Stoker999]

I've wondered a bit about this, before. The initial problem seems to me to always be the same. One starts with a suitcase full of cash, so how would one get it into the banking system? I don't think one can buy Bitcoin with cash, so it'd have to go into the banking system first. And I wouldn't like the notion of carrying my hypothetical suitcase of cash with me on a plane to Europe, or the Caymans.

Not really that big of a problem. Pay selected expenses with cash and selected receipts (just in case). Cash deposits of a couple thousand here, there. For sure, declare some of the $$ pay some taxes (with appropriate deductions, all on credit cards, hotels, travel, +mileage, some clothes, pedicures, nails, hair and such). There is not tax law regarding "escort" on dates earning $$ Keep "records" of the $$$ deposited. You may forget a date or too. Purchase assets, resell, run $$$ through casino (walk away before you loose it all! The taxes aren't that bad on what you declare.

I'd certainly bet the Becca's, Tori's etc. File tax returns and are pretty "tight" on their finances.

Taxes aren't these women's problem. Strippers, escorts, etc. --their problem is "saving the money", versus boyfriends, pimps, drugs and shopping. Learned a great deal with the Las Vegas gals, the good and the not so good. Wonder what happens to the not so good.

The good, independent, build a nice retirement fund. They can pick and choose, go to the finest restaurants and shows, travel etc. They are far and few between. A few, smart strippers go into sales, handle rejection well and their appearance works wonders.