Strip Club Reports

[Skiper]

I was in Tampa recently and went to YS after a co-worked suggested I go. I went on Sunday night (probably the worst night to go?) and met several of the women there and decided to try Ireland. She's probably close to 40+ with red hair. Did the 3 for $50 and while it was better than most of my strip club experiences around the country, I was expecting more. Maybe more $ and the RNC are what did me in?

Nope, that's just Ireland. Did she tell you how she is retiring? I would call her a has been, but that would imply that she was something at one time in the distant past. I would call her a nasty be*tch, but that be an insult to nasty be*tches.

[Packetman]

Your girl Ireleand is a legend in Tampa, mostly for giving marginal lap dances and being on her way to "retirement" since approximately 1995. I've managed to offend her enough time she simply avoids me when I am at YS. In any case. Bad night to go, bad timing with the pre-RNC sweeps last year, and less than optimal choice of entertainer.

Give Tampa proper, and YS a few months. The fun will come back. It always does.

I was in Tampa recently and went to YS after a co-worked suggested I go. I went on Sunday night (probably the worst night to go?) and met several of the women there and decided to try Ireland. She's probably close to 40+ with red hair. Did the 3 for $50 and while it was better than most of my strip club experiences around the country, I was expecting more. Maybe more $ and the RNC are what did me in?

[Bdoadult]

I was in Tampa recently and went to YS after a co-worked suggested I go. I went on Sunday night (probably the worst night to go?) and met several of the women there and decided to try Ireland. She's probably close to 40+ with red hair. Did the 3 for $50 and while it was better than most of my strip club experiences around the country, I was expecting more. Maybe more $ and the RNC are what did me in?

Ireland is one of the few girls who has a boundary she won't cross from my experience. She is notorious for sitting on your lap and "locking you up" until you get a nice dance but nothing too crazy. Also, feel free to ask her when she is retiring. It always makes me chuckle a bit because she always says its next week and has been saying that for years. Usually the Latin girls are more accommodating. I'm skipping this week because of the RNC coverage. Hope that was helpful.

[Nodak Boy]

I was in Tampa recently and went to YS after a co-worked suggested I go. I went on Sunday night (probably the worst night to go?) and met several of the women there and decided to try Ireland. She's probably close to 40+ with red hair. Did the 3 for $50 and while it was better than most of my strip club experiences around the country, I was expecting more. Maybe more $ and the RNC are what did me in?

[Hockeyboy]

First, Malaprop is correct, there are many options outside of the Tampa city limits. The other locals are all offering great options too.

The locals here are spoiled. It's not our fault, we just are. Almost any strip joint in the Tampa Bay area is better than 90 or 95% of strip joints in other places. Almost every time I go to a strip joint when I'm on vacation I leave thinking "what a dump!" There is so much competition in this area it drives the quality standards higher. Mongers expect more at a club in Tampa. We expect hot girls, and if a club doesn't have hot girls, the HOs they have sure as hell better be providing extras. If a club can't do at least one of these things right, there is no way they are going to last long around here.

You are so right Skiper! I never enjoyed going to strip joints until I moved to the Tampa area ten years ago. As Skiper mentioned, the locals here are so spoiled, when it comes to what they expect when they walk into these joints. Nowhere can you find hot girls, liberal LD's, no pressure and best of all at an affordable PRICE! I've traveled to many cities in the states and nothing come close to the amenities and value of Tampa strip joints. When I travel to other parts of the country now, I don't bother with a trip to their strip joints anymore because it's boring as hell compared to our local ones.

[ValenciaGuy]

Any strip clubs that offer extras? Not looking for sex unless its a really good looking girl but a BJ would be nice. Any strip clubs offer this?

[Skiper]

Instead of going to the Tampa places, most of which overcharge anyway, I suggest that you cross the bay on 275 to Clearwater / St. Pete. There are quite a few clubs north of Ulmerton on 19 or south of Ulmerton on 66th street that are a lot more entertaining than YS from my experience. Can't speak about Lipstixx. Last time I was there it was not a great experience and I never went back. Rather than list the good clubs again, just click on the St. Petersburg boards. Those clubs are actually closer in miles to the Tampa airport than places like YS (I think) or at least about as close. Or follow the other poster's suggestion and drive north on 19 to Pasco County. It is about a 25-30 minute drive from the St. Pete. Use discretion as LE may be out more than usual.

First, Malaprop is correct, there are many options outside of the Tampa city limits. The other locals are all offering great options too.

The locals here are spoiled. It's not our fault, we just are. Almost any strip joint in the Tampa Bay area is better than 90 or 95% of strip joints in other places. Almost every time I go to a strip joint when I'm on vacation I leave thinking "what a dump!" There is so much competition in this area it drives the quality standards higher. Mongers expect more at a club in Tampa. We expect hot girls, and if a club doesn't have hot girls, the HOs they have sure as hell better be providing extras. If a club can't do at least one of these things right, there is no way they are going to last long around here.

[Malaprop]

I will be in Tampa next weekend for work related purposes but I always like to have a little strip club fun. I ouusually visit Lipstixx or YS for extras however with the recent busts do you think extras will not be available? Or do places in Tampa usually pick right up where they left off so to speak? Or would you avoid strip clubs all together due to the RNC?

Thanks! Stay safe all.

B

Instead of going to the Tampa places, most of which overcharge anyway, I suggest that you cross the bay on 275 to Clearwater / St. Pete. There are quite a few clubs north of Ulmerton on 19 or south of Ulmerton on 66th street that are a lot more entertaining than YS from my experience. Can't speak about Lipstixx. Last time I was there it was not a great experience and I never went back. Rather than list the good clubs again, just click on the St. Petersburg boards. Those clubs are actually closer in miles to the Tampa airport than places like YS (I think) or at least about as close. Or follow the other poster's suggestion and drive north on 19 to Pasco County. It is about a 25-30 minute drive from the St. Pete. Use discretion as LE may be out more than usual.

[Mojoworks]

Just thought I would share.

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[Bchlover]

Thanks for all the advice mongers think I will avoid Tampa this weekend due to RNC. Will report on findings to the south perhaps Pinellas county or Sarasota / Bradenton.

Thanks all!

B.

Yes I'd chill for now. City officials don't even care about convictions, just large arrest numbers for the media.

[DBCooper]

Sarasota / Bradenton has been offering more than TD's lately. Try out Davincis on cortex. Day time back room is the best tome to go. (Take out menu available at shift change too). I have more re-con available if interested.

I will be in Tampa next weekend for work related purposes but I always like to have a little strip club fun. I ouusually visit Lipstixx or YS for extras however with the recent busts do you think extras will not be available? Or do places in Tampa usually pick right up where they left off so to speak? Or would you avoid strip clubs all together due to the RNC?

Thanks! Stay safe all.

B

[Jwatrous]

Me too. Republican convention is next week and I can't imagine how police do things to show how clean Tampa is. Darn shame.

Yes I'd chill for now. City officials don't even care about convictions, just large arrest numbers for the media.

[Meridian99]

I'd chill for now as they're looking for easy targets. Ajdal out.

Me too. Republican convention is next week and I can't imagine how police do things to show how clean Tampa is. Darn shame.

[Ajdal]

I'd chill for now as they're looking for easy targets. Ajdal out.

I will be in Tampa next weekend for work related purposes but I always like to have a little strip club fun. I ouusually visit Lipstixx or YS for extras however with the recent busts do you think extras will not be available? Or do places in Tampa usually pick right up where they left off so to speak? Or would you avoid strip clubs all together due to the RNC?

Thanks! Stay safe all.

B

[RedBird 6969]

I will be in Tampa next weekend for work related purposes but I always like to have a little strip club fun. I ouusually visit Lipstixx or YS for extras however with the recent busts do you think extras will not be available? Or do places in Tampa usually pick right up where they left off so to speak? Or would you avoid strip clubs all together due to the RNC?

Thanks! Stay safe all.

B

I live in Pasco, whether you pick Diamonds, Foxys, Emporers, After Dark, Calendar Girls, Dusk till Dawn, or any other ones I have visited, you will not find any of them that do not provide extra services. Even Silks in Pinellas offers 15 min VIP for $75 and most times, no holds barred!

Hmmm, might have to send the wife shopping alone today!