Strip Club Reports

[DeadEye65]

After spending several hours at Mons Venus watching the eye candy I came here based on reviews as a sure thing to leave me ready for bed for the night. I arrived at around 2 am, and was the only car in the lot. When I walked in the little old man behind the counter got up from the TV show he was watching and took my $16 cover charge.

After paying cover I want through the two grimy curtains hanging across the entryway and into the club. There were two dancers sitting on old rundown couches playing with their phones, and an empty stage on the right hand side of the room. The dancer on the couch closest to me, a white spinner in a bikini with a number of tattoos called me over and asked me to sit down with her. Once I did she started cuddling up to me while the other dancer a heavier set blonde who appeared to be in her mid-twenties walked over to the stage got up and started walking around on the stage in an approximation of dancinf.

The girl that I was sitting with asked if I " understand how things work here" I told her that I had done my research and thought I understood it but the please explain to me anyways. She smiled and told me that she and the blonde were the only two working and that I could take my pick and take either of them to the back room for $22 to the house and a hundred for them. Of course I asked what that hundred would get me and she was vague saying a very good time and a lot of fun, but indicated she didn't want to talk about more details on the floor.

After sitting for a couple minutes and evaluating both of them I decided to take the dancer had who had initially call me over. I am partial to spinners and she was not much over 5 foot tall and couldn't have weighed more than 100 pounds with small be cup tits. While she definitely had the type of body I prefer, she was probably somewhere in her thirties and maybe even pushing 40 with a face thatlooks like she has been rode hard and put away wet and some pretty nasty blackend teeth from meth mouth. Even with those issues I still felt she was a better choice then the other dancer who appeared to be somewhere in her twenties with large but somewhst saggy tits and a stomach that she was keeping covered to conceal what it actually looked like.

I agreed to a dance and gave her the $22 when she took up to the front desk. She then went back to the dressing room and came out with her small purse and led me back to the lap dance area, which as others have described is very similar to a bank vault.

Once in the lap dance area she said that we should both get comfortable, and once I did she was much more willing to talk specifics. She explained that the $100 covered 3 songs including a HJ, for $150 I'd get a CBJ, and for $200 cfs. I only had $160 on me and she said the least she could take for FS was $180 so I agreed to $150 for a CBJ. As soon as we had come to an agreement she sat me down on the bench, got down between my knees, and got right down to business on a relatively mechanical but still good BJ. After we were done she gave me a handy wipe to clean up with and we went back out into the common area the club. The blonde was now dancing on stage for one other guy who had come in, and I made a quick exit and back to my hotel for sleep.

All in all a little bit pricey for the quality of the girls but still a good guaranteed stress reliever after spending time on the eye candy at Mons Venus.

From all the research I have done, I think you overpaid. I have not partaken there but I would not pay that much for meth mouth.

[Culpa Felix]

After spending several hours at Mons Venus watching the eye candy I came here based on reviews as a sure thing to leave me ready for bed for the night. I arrived at around 2 am, and was the only car in the lot. When I walked in the little old man behind the counter got up from the TV show he was watching and took my $16 cover charge.

After paying cover I want through the two grimy curtains hanging across the entryway and into the club. There were two dancers sitting on old rundown couches playing with their phones, and an empty stage on the right hand side of the room. The dancer on the couch closest to me, a white spinner in a bikini with a number of tattoos called me over and asked me to sit down with her. Once I did she started cuddling up to me while the other dancer a heavier set blonde who appeared to be in her mid-twenties walked over to the stage got up and started walking around on the stage in an approximation of dancinf.

The girl that I was sitting with asked if I " understand how things work here" I told her that I had done my research and thought I understood it but the please explain to me anyways. She smiled and told me that she and the blonde were the only two working and that I could take my pick and take either of them to the back room for $22 to the house and a hundred for them. Of course I asked what that hundred would get me and she was vague saying a very good time and a lot of fun, but indicated she didn't want to talk about more details on the floor.

After sitting for a couple minutes and evaluating both of them I decided to take the dancer had who had initially call me over. I am partial to spinners and she was not much over 5 foot tall and couldn't have weighed more than 100 pounds with small be cup tits. While she definitely had the type of body I prefer, she was probably somewhere in her thirties and maybe even pushing 40 with a face thatlooks like she has been rode hard and put away wet and some pretty nasty blackend teeth from meth mouth. Even with those issues I still felt she was a better choice then the other dancer who appeared to be somewhere in her twenties with large but somewhst saggy tits and a stomach that she was keeping covered to conceal what it actually looked like.

I agreed to a dance and gave her the $22 when she took up to the front desk. She then went back to the dressing room and came out with her small purse and led me back to the lap dance area, which as others have described is very similar to a bank vault.

Once in the lap dance area she said that we should both get comfortable, and once I did she was much more willing to talk specifics. She explained that the $100 covered 3 songs including a HJ, for $150 I'd get a CBJ, and for $200 cfs. I only had $160 on me and she said the least she could take for FS was $180 so I agreed to $150 for a CBJ. As soon as we had come to an agreement she sat me down on the bench, got down between my knees, and got right down to business on a relatively mechanical but still good BJ. After we were done she gave me a handy wipe to clean up with and we went back out into the common area the club. The blonde was now dancing on stage for one other guy who had come in, and I made a quick exit and back to my hotel for sleep.

All in all a little bit pricey for the quality of the girls but still a good guaranteed stress reliever after spending time on the eye candy at Mons Venus.

[JeyeLec]

Strolled into the playpen club on 50th st around 6:30 on a Saturday. As you can imagine, dead. Paid just 5 for the cover, and 4 for the red bull (one drink minimum).

Only two girls was on duty, both black. One ultra hot / hassler who only wanted to do a private dance, which are 40 per song. More importantly was the other blk girl. Um hard to describe, spinner with a gut? Small gut though. Lets put it this way, she looked more like a SW, who strips during the day. Real chill, not pushy at all and even offered 2 songs for 40. Though I declined, she lets you have fun in the private room. So just look for the for the girl with the gold lion necklace, she'll take care of you.

[GoodShot]

The same thing with Cali in YS she promises the sky all lies I see 2 girls from 2001 there avoid. New young girl in 2001 short blonde 5. 1 5. 2 nice face fakes tatas she make sure you live happy she know what she is doing.

[Pink Chaser]

Saw some new girls Saturday night at YS. Very nice looking Latino girl named Tiny from Honduras. Got a dance from some thick Latino girl named Cali, total waste.

Of time and money. Makes promises then doesn't deliver in the back and goes for the upsell.

[JackJack407]

I thought I died and went to heaven when I found this place a couple of years ago. It has really gone to shit though. All the "fun" girls have been fired and run off. The remaining girls are either hot but do not play, or want a ridiculous donation. 400? Or slags that I don't want to touch. I went their Friday night and it was a complete bust. I got ripped off by a new blonde from Virginia (tall / slim, can't remember her name,) and kept getting nagged by this annoying black girl named precious who would not take no for an answer. Also does anyone have any info on skinny Latina Natalie? She is hot, and I got a good vibe from her, but I had to leave before I could take her in the back.

First lets start with Natalie.

Went in August, sorry lost my account, plus I never post. But that's going to change.

On a Tuesday, only guy there around 3 pm. Didn't have anything to drink, so not as much fun. With that being said it makes for a better review. Natalie was only a few weeks in, and she is really gorgeous! Latina, tight body, and fun to talk with. Opened real quick. But on to the fun. Or not so much fun. As this was actually my first time in Tampa didn't really know what to expect. In had already danced with Carolina before so I kinda knew what was up. Asked for a 3 for $50 and to the back we went. Mid way I asked for extra and all I got was no she only dances. But again she is hot and can sure shake what her momma gave her.

Now Scarlett in general.

Carolina, like I said earlier I danced with her first. Dirty talker, can be real fun. Wrote some notes on my phone.

Here is what it says.

Latina. Colombian.

Fattest kitty I've seen in a while. She is a little on the heavier side.

Ambitious. 1. 6 Mario coins for full (no club fee or dance fee) maybe 2. 5 all together.

Rosie.

Freckles, tight, fun to dance with, a ginger (I like gingers). 2. 6 Mario coins. Again no door and all that.

In general Scarlett was fun, and much more than what I imagined. Again that's was my first time in Tampa.

Also is soft tails still open? Been wanting to check it out, any info would help. Going to check the other forum.

Long time lurker, fin ret time posting on this account. .

[LuvtheLife]

Hey Guys,

Been reading the posts here but wanted recommendations for the best clubs with high contact and extras either in house of OTC. I have a meeting in Champions Gate in November and plan to use one afternoon in Tampa and maybe one night while there.

Last time I was there I had a great time at the Altantis club in St. Pete but was told the Tampa clubs are even better. If you prefer to PM that is fine as well.

Thanks.

[Xormax82]

For my first report I just wanted to say I had a great time last week at thee doll house but left with blue balls haha. Too much of a newb I guess. Any recommendations for Thursday's?

[NakedCowboy69]

Anyone seen ivy from lipstixx latey? She left there a few months ago.

[Steele28]

Came in town Saturday late afternoon. After a quick non-productive stop at old Ybor I went a few more miles to Clearwater. BA on Ulmerton was empty. Or should have been. Nice looking club with no girls, no customers, and over-priced drinks. Went to BA South on 66 - mostly black girls now. One nice looking white girl and one BBW but the guys at the bar were the same old dealers that used to be there years ago. Went north to Oasis. Busier than I expected. Diamond from Diamond Dolls was there looking good and a few other average looking chicks. Unfortunately she was hanging out with some guy the whole time so I didn't sample. She is usualy a good time and always seems to need the $ - think pills are taking over. Sad too, she was (and still is) a looker. One black girl with really big bolt-ons, but I like them a little thinner. Dancers all seemed to be with their favorite customers tho, so I finally settled on the big bolt-ons. $50 tip in the 15 minute room led to a relaxing time. Take my word for it. More fun the money.

[FireFromHeaven]

Any luck with a name?

Yeah her name is Kat played with her in VIP as well, very fun.

[FlaCouple]

I have some free time and try some luck in 2001 . I take a young tall brunette to the space ship I leave happy my dream 140 plus tip. She is new only 3 weeks I see to catalina waste of time. Be safe.

Any luck with a name?

[GoodShot]

I have some free time and try some luck in 2001 . I take a young tall brunette to the space ship I leave happy my dream 140 plus tip. She is new only 3 weeks I see to catalina waste of time. Be safe.

[Member #5241]

I thought I died and went to heaven when I found this place a couple of years ago. It has really gone to shit though. All the "fun" girls have been fired and run off. The remaining girls are either hot but do not play, or want a ridiculous donation. 400? Or slags that I don't want to touch. I went their Friday night and it was a complete bust. I got ripped off by a new blonde from Virginia (tall / slim, can't remember her name,) and kept getting nagged by this annoying black girl named precious who would not take no for an answer. Also does anyone have any info on skinny Latina Natalie? She is hot, and I got a good vibe from her, but I had to leave before I could take her in the back.

[Pink Chaser]

My first post and let's just say ys was a huge disappointment for the second time!

Hot chick's with no play!

I must pick them bad, both times girls seemed so down, then no kissing / licking / sucking / touching nothing WTF!

Super frustrated, got 3 songs, 10 to house 5 for drink 50 for songs!

Let's just say, I think backpage is probably better.

Who did you get a dance with??