Strip Club Reports

[Random Guy 12]

Girlfriend who doesn't care about mongering wants to go to a strip club with me. Since normally I'm looking to get my dick sucked I've stuck to PP and Class Act, but obviously that's not what she wants haha. Anywhere with moderately prices drinks, wings and girls actually dancing on a stage?

[BSouthgate]

Sure, you can get laid for much cheaper than here in any number of countries, not just Cuba or Mexico. I've been to about 50 countries and mongered in about 20 of them. Lately, my fave has been Colombia where I can get laid for just 50 k pesos ($10-13 depending upon the current exchange rate) plus another couple of bucks for the room. True, many at that rate aren't too attractive but one can always find a hidden gem for that rate (like the one whose photo Ive attached). But there are a few catches.

While not absolutely necessary, it helps tremendously if you speak the local language. That's especially true in some countries more so than others (e.g. I found that to be the case in Cuba, but much less so in places like CR or the Philippines). Also, to the extent you do find a local girl who speaks English AND will do P4P, its often the case they picked it up from foreign visitors like us and so have also learned how to get more $ out of us (ie are not the cheapest bargains). That's not to say they won't still be much cheaper than the ridiculous rates ones here are demanding.

I don't have near the experience you do. I have mongered in only about 8 countries. I agree with every word of your post. Thank you.

[NeeditWantit]

Take all that add the amounts we actually pay the girls themselves and divide by the number of times we get laid and you get what I like to call a CPF (cost per fuck).

I see a business opportunity here. We could stand up a new site that is called CPF. ****** and have a database of places worldwide with where mongers like us can see the CPF. Mongers can enter their expenses like you said it and we an even host pics, helpful links and more. It's Expedia for Mongers! Who's in?

[Lesbostuff46]

You're right. I was just responding to a couple of posts, suggesting that foreign mongering was a better way to go than succumb to the crazy prices currently being asked (and often paid) in the local clubs, by pointing out that its not as straightforward as those original posts made it seem... oh yeah, and admittedly adding addional info on it that I thought some might find useful if they were thinking of trying foreign mongering instead if just relying on local clubs. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

I certainly appreciate it! My situation isn't conducive to foreign mongering but it's cool to know there's an option out there. Might DM you one day if / when I get the chance to travel.

[Chase Star]

What does any of this have to do with Tampa clubs?

You're right. I was just responding to a couple of posts, suggesting that foreign mongering was a better way to go than succumb to the crazy prices currently being asked (and often paid) in the local clubs, by pointing out that its not as straightforward as those original posts made it seem... oh yeah, and admittedly adding addional info on it that I thought some might find useful if they were thinking of trying foreign mongering instead if just relying on local clubs. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

[SuperMon]

What does any of this have to do with Tampa clubs?

Wrong Forum.

[DeezTits]

Went to PP Tampa at an awkward time between the day and night shift. It's a small Smokey place. Seems all workers and patrons were of Hispanic descent so would probably have better time there if you know some Spanish. Girls that were there were hot at least.

Stopped by oasis on my way up 19. Nothing exciting to report on there. I'm having issues finding strippers in the area that speak good English. All the Cubans try to bait and switch me like they didn't understand what we agreed to before the VIP room. Still looking for a good laid back club to spend time at around here without all the upselling and communication issues.

[Shep5822]

If someone tells you that this place or that place is THEEE place to go for mongering, take it with a huge grain of salt. What the really should be saying is that is what works for them. And if it does, good for them. One size or approach does not fit all in foreign mongering any more than it does with local mongering.

For one thing, things change. What once might have been best, rarely ever stays thhat way. For example, the tolerance level of the local government can change (e.g. Just as we go through waves of crackdowns here, it happens regularly in places like Cuba, the DR, CR, Brazil, etc). BTW, in Cuba a girl can get in trouble for even just being seen walking down the street with a Gringo. Exchange rates also fluctuate (e.g. a year ago the COP was over 5k/$ whereas today its back down to under 4k = a 25% price increase). And asking prices can rise radically due to local inflation but even more significantly rising popularity among foreign mongerers. For example, the Crazy Rich Asians from places like China, Japan & Singapore have driven up prices in places like Bangkok. Rates in highly popular CR have radically increased from what they were when I 1st went there 25 yrs ago and the "Passport Bros" (the same sort of guys we see raining on dancers around here) are doing the same sort of thing the last couple of years in places like Colombia, significantly impacting the market there.

Secondly, the experience any individual will have in any location is dependent on a huge assortment of factors: are they a wide-eyed newbie or experienced veteran to foreign mongering, are they going one-time and just for a week or 2 (and thus have fewer contacts but a more serious need to hit the ground running) or are they regulars with well-developed contacts and familiarity with the local environment, how fluent are they with the local language, how old are they (some maturity can be a huge advantage as most girls prefer that over the young bucks but only up to a point, if they're hoping to hook up with non-pros being old enough to be their father is one thing but their grandfather is another), do they have game / rizz (applicable mostly just for hunting non-pros but hard to utilize if dependent on using Google Translate), do they prefer Asians or Latinas (or Cubanas over say Colombianas or Venezuelanas) or does that really matter so long as they're hot (BTW, as a gross generaility, Asians more likely to do rimjobs if you're into that, Brazilians more likely to do greek, Asians more submissive and into serving their partner, Latinas more passionate, which can be a pro or a con), how street-smart are they (sometimes the best deals are also in places that can be the most dangerous if one doesn't know how to handle oneself (e. G. Havana is generally safe but man can you get hustled, Medelland can have some of the best deals but if you try to hookup through Facebook and don't know what to look out for you can get drugged and robbed or worse).

Finally, a few words about making "friends" with girls on Facebook (or Tinder or Telegram or LatinCupid or whatever). Just as here in the US, a lot of the foreign action is going on-line. And it is certainly true that once you "friend-up" with one or two your "network" can quickly grow (I added over 60 chica friends to my mongering FB profile for Medellin alone before I stopped bothering, BTW I recommend NOT using your main FB account). However, just as with our stripper or streetworker or AMP or Listcrawler "friends" here don't confuse them as being real friends, whether you've actually met them IRL or not. BTW, just as with on-line here, there's a TON of fake profiles and bait&switch on-line in these other countries.

However you meet these girls, always remember you're in it primarily for the sex and they're in it primarily (or more likely entirely) for the money, whether you think you also have something more in common with them or not. This is especially true of any girl who will friend up with some foreign guy she's never met of some radically different age or background, who in most cases does not or just barely speaks her language and then is willing to go back to his hotel room for sex within days, hours or even minutes of meeting him. So lock up all your stuff before you even go out, watch your drink (and them) very carefully and just generally be very careful, even after you've seen them a few times. They WILL steal from you if given half a chance and they think they can get away with it, particularly if they know you're leaving in a week and not likely to ever come back.

It is possible to find REAL (non-pro) girlfriends in these places but that usually takes at least some language skills (unless you're lucky enough to find a non-pro with passable English), a not overly awkward age gap, some game (or salsa dancing ability can also help in Latin America) and the time to execute it (ie. Probably not over a one week vacation).

What does any of this have to do with Tampa clubs?

[Chase Star]

If someone tells you that this place or that place is THEEE place to go for mongering, take it with a huge grain of salt. What the really should be saying is that is what works for them. And if it does, good for them. One size or approach does not fit all in foreign mongering any more than it does with local mongering.

For one thing, things change. What once might have been best, rarely ever stays thhat way. For example, the tolerance level of the local government can change (e.g. Just as we go through waves of crackdowns here, it happens regularly in places like Cuba, the DR, CR, Brazil, etc). BTW, in Cuba a girl can get in trouble for even just being seen walking down the street with a Gringo. Exchange rates also fluctuate (e.g. a year ago the COP was over 5k/$ whereas today its back down to under 4k = a 25% price increase). And asking prices can rise radically due to local inflation but even more significantly rising popularity among foreign mongerers. For example, the Crazy Rich Asians from places like China, Japan & Singapore have driven up prices in places like Bangkok. Rates in highly popular CR have radically increased from what they were when I 1st went there 25 yrs ago and the "Passport Bros" (the same sort of guys we see raining on dancers around here) are doing the same sort of thing the last couple of years in places like Colombia, significantly impacting the market there.

Secondly, the experience any individual will have in any location is dependent on a huge assortment of factors: are they a wide-eyed newbie or experienced veteran to foreign mongering, are they going one-time and just for a week or 2 (and thus have fewer contacts but a more serious need to hit the ground running) or are they regulars with well-developed contacts and familiarity with the local environment, how fluent are they with the local language, how old are they (some maturity can be a huge advantage as most girls prefer that over the young bucks but only up to a point, if they're hoping to hook up with non-pros being old enough to be their father is one thing but their grandfather is another), do they have game / rizz (applicable mostly just for hunting non-pros but hard to utilize if dependent on using Google Translate), do they prefer Asians or Latinas (or Cubanas over say Colombianas or Venezuelanas) or does that really matter so long as they're hot (BTW, as a gross generaility, Asians more likely to do rimjobs if you're into that, Brazilians more likely to do greek, Asians more submissive and into serving their partner, Latinas more passionate, which can be a pro or a con), how street-smart are they (sometimes the best deals are also in places that can be the most dangerous if one doesn't know how to handle oneself (e. G. Havana is generally safe but man can you get hustled, Medelland can have some of the best deals but if you try to hookup through Facebook and don't know what to look out for you can get drugged and robbed or worse).

Finally, a few words about making "friends" with girls on Facebook (or Tinder or Telegram or LatinCupid or whatever). Just as here in the US, a lot of the foreign action is going on-line. And it is certainly true that once you "friend-up" with one or two your "network" can quickly grow (I added over 60 chica friends to my mongering FB profile for Medellin alone before I stopped bothering, BTW I recommend NOT using your main FB account). However, just as with our stripper or streetworker or AMP or Listcrawler "friends" here don't confuse them as being real friends, whether you've actually met them IRL or not. BTW, just as with on-line here, there's a TON of fake profiles and bait&switch on-line in these other countries.

However you meet these girls, always remember you're in it primarily for the sex and they're in it primarily (or more likely entirely) for the money, whether you think you also have something more in common with them or not. This is especially true of any girl who will friend up with some foreign guy she's never met of some radically different age or background, who in most cases does not or just barely speaks her language and then is willing to go back to his hotel room for sex within days, hours or even minutes of meeting him. So lock up all your stuff before you even go out, watch your drink (and them) very carefully and just generally be very careful, even after you've seen them a few times. They WILL steal from you if given half a chance and they think they can get away with it, particularly if they know you're leaving in a week and not likely to ever come back.

It is possible to find REAL (non-pro) girlfriends in these places but that usually takes at least some language skills (unless you're lucky enough to find a non-pro with passable English), a not overly awkward age gap, some game (or salsa dancing ability can also help in Latin America) and the time to execute it (ie. Probably not over a one week vacation).

[Chase Star]

Sure, you can get laid for much cheaper than here in any number of countries, not just Cuba or Mexico. I've been to about 50 countries and mongered in about 20 of them. Lately, my fave has been Colombia where I can get laid for just 50 k pesos ($10-13 depending upon the current exchange rate) plus another couple of bucks for the room. True, many at that rate aren't too attractive but one can always find a hidden gem for that rate (like the one whose photo Ive attached). But there are a few catches.

While not absolutely necessary, it helps tremendously if you speak the local language. That's especially true in some countries more so than others (e.g. I found that to be the case in Cuba, but much less so in places like CR or the Philippines). Also, to the extent you do find a local girl who speaks English AND will do P4P, its often the case they picked it up from foreign visitors like us and so have also learned how to get more $ out of us (ie are not the cheapest bargains). That's not to say they won't still be much cheaper than the ridiculous rates ones here are demanding.

But, here's the 2nd and much bigger catch. The price you pay is not really just the price you pay for the girl. You always need to figure in the "overhead". In the case of the local market, that's what we each pay for things like cover charges, tips, girl drinks, VIP room, etc and not just on all the ones we take back but also the ones we try out and decide not to pursue. Take all that add the amounts we actually pay the girls themselves and divide by the number of times we get laid and you get what I like to call a CPF (cost per fuck). Now do the same thing for a foreign trip but add in airfare, hotels, local transport and maybe even the cost of restaurant meals you wouldn't otherwise go for and you'll get your foreign CPF. Here's an example: say your airfare is $400 r/t, ground costs including hotels and meals $100/day and you get laid twice a day for $20 each time. Your true CPF for 1 week would be more like $100 per fuck, which is still much cheaper than the absurd rates you guys are paying locally but not quite the incredible bargain these other guys are making it out to be.

Which brings me to the 3rd catch: there are always also qualitative differences that can't so easily be factored into the equation. Some are obvious, such as are we really talking about the same quality of girl and service. But some are much less so and unique to the circumstances of what you're undertaking. I'm betting most if not all of us would like to get laid AT LEAST once or twice a week, but would we normally really need or want to pay for sex 3-4 times per day if we weren't on an expensive foreign trip wanting to get our CPF down (e.g. if we were willing to settle for just once per day in my example above, the CPF rises quickly to nearly $180). Also, how often could you even afford to take a $1500/wk trip like that? Once every 3 months or so? Then what? You binge while you're there, way more so than you ever would at home, come home and then what? Start saving for your next trip or still wind up overpaying these local GPS girls for sex every week or so or more?

Of course, this all way oversimplifies things. When I travel, I always pick places that have much more appeal to me than just the mongering opportunities it has for me (whether its hiking, adventure sports, local cuisine, etc.), so it'd be unfair for me to include the entire cost of my trip into my CPF. But I know PLENTY of guys whose primary if not ENTIRE focus is on getting laid from the moment their plane touches down.

One final point: my 3rd "catch", the one about having to binge whenever you do a short but expensive trip goes completely away IF you're in a fortunate enough position to be able to radically extend your trip or even become an expat and actually move there. Not only does this put you in a much better position of developing regulars, it also puts you in a much better position of learning the lay of the land and being able to cut much better deals. Maybe you're retired. Well your living expenses can be radically reduced on just about everything not just what you pay for pussy. Maybe you're still working but can do that over the internet. Many of these countries now have "digital nomad" visas which allow you to stay well beyond the limits of the usual tourist visas (of course, there are also places which allow "perpetual" tourists as long as you leave the country for a few days when your tourist visa expires). Once you're over there you become like the old bull in the story of the old bull and the young bull:

An old bull and a young bull were on top of a hill looking down on a field of cows. The young bull says to old bull, "lets run down there and fuck one of those cows" (get in and do it quick while you can). To which the old bull replies "No, lets walk down there and fuck them all". (iow, move in so you can take your time and do it right).

[Jonjon3358]

Last two visits to Cozumel and Cancun, I asked taxi where I could get laid at. They were more than willing to take you the 3 or 4 miles to the brothel. Taxi would wait and you had your pick of at least 15 ladies. $30 and $5 for cab. All the girls were attractive and nice bodies.

[SuperMon]

Where are you finding them? Is there an online service to make it easy, like ordering a pizza?

I have not found a decent online website to find them. Facebooks work great for me! Once you get a real one as a friend you will see all of her friends and so on. Add them as fiends and begin chatting. I guess a form of networking LOL. Also just walking around anywhere in havana you will see plenty of beautiful women that are available. All at a fraction of what you will spend at a strip club here.

[NeeditWantit]

They are in Cuba, I stay away from strip clubs here and go every 3 months to Havana. Women are plentiful in Cuba, you can have 4, 5 or 6 a day. You can have a different one spend the night with you every evening. With what you spend at the club here in 1 visit you can have all the women you want or can handle in Cuba. You have a daily direct flight out of tampa on SW airlines Flight leaves at 7 am, 55 min direct flight. By 9 am your in your airbnb on your first cerveza and cohiba. And by 10 am your first chica is paying you a visit. Just go to the source. Its a no brainer. I am going again in 2 weeks. This will be my 3rd trip this year. PM me if you want to tag along. Fk the strip clubs. I stopped going to the strip clubs in the US years ago once I found the source for beautiful Cuban women.

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Where are you finding them? Is there an online service to make it easy, like ordering a pizza?

[SuperMon]

Anyone know who has the best looking Cubans that know how to treat a guy?

They are in Cuba, I stay away from strip clubs here and go every 3 months to Havana. Women are plentiful in Cuba, you can have 4, 5 or 6 a day. You can have a different one spend the night with you every evening. With what you spend at the club here in 1 visit you can have all the women you want or can handle in Cuba. You have a daily direct flight out of tampa on SW airlines Flight leaves at 7 am, 55 min direct flight. By 9 am your in your airbnb on your first cerveza and cohiba. And by 10 am your first chica is paying you a visit. Just go to the source. Its a no brainer. I am going again in 2 weeks. This will be my 3rd trip this year. PM me if you want to tag along. Fk the strip clubs. I stopped going to the strip clubs in the US years ago once I found the source for beautiful Cuban women.

PM for more details.

[OrZammar]

Heading to Tampa next week. Heard good things about Ybor, but also never tired strip clubs as the action is dead anywhere else I've lived. Feel free to PM, how does it generally work? Usual cost?