Strip Club Reports

**Wee Willie Kee** · 09-29-07 22:33

Okay well there doesn't seem to be much posting right now so I'll share a story of what happened to me at a strip club a few months ago. This was before I really knew a lot of stuff like what I've read about on these boards, so I think I've learned a lot recently, and think I'll try out a few different clubs like LipStixx or Ybor Strip next time, and hopefully I'll just get a little more better value for my money. I'm not saying that in the future I will or won't try to attempt anything that may be more in the gray areas of legal or illegal as pertaining to this board, I'm just saying it's nice to see whats really going on as far as some extra-cirricular type stuff that may or may not be available.- I just had no idea some of the other stuff that went on-- I've only gone into strip clubs looking to do a little watching, have a few drinks, and I have enjoyed a lap dance or two. (I've gone to fantasy nude on 19 in Clw north of Ulmerton-- didn't really get into the no alcohol vibe and the dances there are fully dressed up against the wall total waste of time. I mean fully dressed as in not g-string and bra, but "fully dressed". My best time at a strip club was Halloween 2005 I went to Bare Assets, and this brunette gave a $20 clothed lap dance (by clothed this time I mean only a tiny g-string) and we had the room with the long couch all to ourselves and I mean it was awesome, we were really grinding and thrusting and I felt so embarrased I came in my pants towards the end of it got a little on her butt through the pants and she wiped with her thumb but she was cool with it. I felt so bad, but she was like "it's no big deal" I tipped her $10 on top of the $20 and she was happy and we both went on our way. (I didn't really dig the drive home with the wet spot but live and learn.) Also I had a bad experience there with an older blond type with huge jugs.- we also did the $20 dance and she barely whispered in my ear wanna another dance and then did it again and tried to do it again before I said "Whoa! " and I owed her 60 bucks for three dances that seemed very short, and really seemed like just one long dance.

Maybe you guys can critique where I went wrong and/or just offer some comments regarding how your first experiences in strip clubs were.

Anyway this one particular time I was visiting Oasis in Clearwater.- I've been there a handful of times.- it's a pasties and panties club. I was there a few times when it was Sweethearts and I think although I probably haven't visted enough times, it does seem that the drink prices are now higher and the girls weren't as friendly as they were before.

So anyway the reason I went there specifically was I had a free admission card someone had given me (and it wasn't even that late in the evening, it might've been about 8:30) and the girl at the door said with that card since there was a feature entertainer (I never saw any feature entertainer) it would be $5 cover instead of $10 without the "free" admission card. Fine no prob. That's just 5 less I'll have to tip the girls

I usually go into a strip club with only the certain amout of money I plan on spending. This time the number was $80.- I figure I might get a $20 dance or two and plus tips and spend the rest on drinks and tipping with ones at the stage, if I have any left over fine that's a bonus, if not, it's $80 I'm not planning on seeing again anyway.

So this one girl (we'll call her "Amy") asks if she can sit with me, sure, I buy her a drink, we chat a little bit, I declined a dance from her, she says if you change your mind let me know, and she leaves. This hot redheaded girl that I've seen dance before there, she's there, but she was hanging with a guy the whole time, goes up to dance and I tip her at the stage and she kisses me on the cheek and says thanks but she goes back to her guy afterwards.

Then this girl. Err woman comes up, she's visibly older than the others but she's okay (in the dark of the club anyways), (I'll call her "Diana" I'm not good with names, sorry) and she tells me how drunk she is, and first thing she does in grab my uh you know and says "oooh what a package you have" and I say "uh thanks" I guess. She said she just had to make sure I wasn't a cop. So after a little chatting she said, okay how about I take you back there and we have some fun. So I was like, uh, I don't know maybe in a little while. I was kind of set on getting a dance but the two girls I wanted (the redhead and one other one) both were busy with other patrons, and I was hoping to leave soon, so after a few more minutes, I'm like okay let me finish this beer and we'll do it next song. So she tells me she'll be back in a little while. So she comes back and we're going to do it the next song when the hostess or whoever comes up and whispers to her that "Just thought you'd like to know that so and so just came in. " (she thought I didn't hear but I did) So she tells me she has to do something and I'm like whatever, okay, and she says she'll be back in five. So the first girl, Amy, comes back and we chill for a little while longer, then it's her turn on stage, and then the redhead danced and the other girl but they never came by, and I'm just chillin' finishing up my last beer figuring that I guess it just wasn't in the cards to have a dance tonight.- I check my money of the $80 (just between you and me) I've got left a $20 and a bunch of ones, and I'm about to leave and "Diana" comes back and literally just as I stood up to leave she walks up and kisses me on the cheek and says "ooh, you waited for me the whole time.- how sweet" and grabs my hand and starts leading me back for the dance. (Her five minutes had turned into oh, about 35 by time she finally came back.) So I was like I why not and I say okay fine. So we go in the little lap dance room in the back (the bouncer, oh did I mention he was watching her the whole time like she's trouble) she goes up to him and says something to him and later during the dance I noticed he wasn't there anymore. So we start the dance and after we get into it about a minute I ask if she's going to take her top off (every dance I've had here has been topless. With pasties but topless) and she says she can't because she doesn't have pasties on (it just dawned on me I never saw her dance in the rotation at all) so I was about to say hold on, I thought I was paying for a topless/pasties dance not covered, but she was doing a decent job with the grinding and the hand action and I was getting into it so I let it continue. Now she had seen my money, the bundle of the ones with the $20 on top so I guess she thought I had a lot of money, and like I said I was getting into it, so she whispers in my ear, "want to get naughty? " I didn't know what exactly was going to happen but I was all for it. So she unzips me and pulls it out and I'm like wow and she starts going to town with the hand and starts saying "tell me when, tell me when" so eventually I say okay, okay, and she sticks it back in the cage, clearly a few seconds before the big eruption and so we're all calmed down and she starts complaining that I came all over her dress, and I said where, I felt her dress and I didn't feel anything, there wasn't any moistness or unpleasantness or anything and she's getting all pissed and I'm like calm down, I'll tip you, I'll take care of it, well I handed her the whole wad and said here and first she's happy but she looks closer and sees they're all ones under the twenty, she's really pissed now, and I said hold on, (I don't what she could have done), but I said hold on, hold on, and I pulled out the ATM card and I'll get you some more, she says, "You're damn right you will, she says I can't work like this my dress is ruined. " So I go to the ATM and she walks right over there with me and I tell her I gotta go in the restroom and she stands right there outside the door, and I come out and she's still there. So I get a hundred out and to give her credit I say how much do you want and she says (and she saw I took $100 out) "oh, I don't know $60" so I just put the whole 100 in her hand and I say, here, and I kiss her on the cheek and say "I had a great time" kinda sarcastically and she says, "uh, yeah, no shit"

So all in all with the outrageous $5 ATM fee, I think it was $185 I blew that night.

Lesson Learned.

I'm thinking next time I decide to party I might just try out the $40 nude dance at Bare Assets and see if it's all that.

**Incaller** · 09-22-07 15:42

Originally Posted by Wee Willie Kee

By the way I saw in the Times today that the Vegas on Gandy got raided.

Wee Willie

And they got ex Lipstixx "Shorty" there which is tragic due to priors. Wish I'd known she was at Vegas.

**IrishMale** · 09-22-07 10:57

Originally Posted by Wee Willie Kee

I just wanted to introduce myself - I have lurked these boards for about a month and I appreciate all the info you guys post and I'll try to share some stories and info instead of making the typical newbie info requests that you all seem to hate.

By the way I saw in the Times today that the Vegas on Gandy got raided.

Wee Willie

Welcome to the forum Willie.

**Wee Willie Kee** · 09-22-07 00:04

I just wanted to introduce myself - I have lurked these boards for about a month and I appreciate all the info you guys post and I'll try to share some stories and info instead of making the typical newbie info requests that you all seem to hate.

By the way I saw in the Times today that the Vegas on Gandy got raided.

Wee Willie

**Knight Cock** · 07-15-07 23:17

Yeah I need to go back. I have always had a good time there. Bikini bar, but don't let fool you. Almost every girl I have taken in the private room. You get way more then lots of the other strip clubs. A few times I have had girls give me there digits. But they were drunk and didn't even remember me.

**Walking Around** · 07-15-07 03:54

Last time I was there I had a great time with a couple of the girls there. This one was getting crazy with just a table dance so I knew it was going to get better in the private room. I can't remember her name though. She was a little older than most of the girls but had a great body and blonde hair and wild as they come.

This girl Jade was the one I really wanted but didn't get the chance. If anyone knows anything about her I would love to know. I definately plan on checking her out when I get back down there.

**Black Pelican** · 07-13-07 11:33

I had a similar experience (s) at Personalitys. A tall flexible skinny black girl. Cute, and a white girl with really nice abs. Has a kid, definitely smokes up during her sessions.

Anyway, the $30 lap dance is a good one. Late night, the hispanic girls do a little too much gold diggin. So beware.

**Knight Cock** · 07-12-07 01:08

Personalitys. I was gonna post a report on that place. Its a great place to get some. I use to go all the time. There is a girl who goes by honey. In the back you can do everything. It was no extra cost either.

**Knight Cock** · 07-12-07 01:06

Originally Posted by Walking Around

Has anyone ever checked out Jade? She has short dark hair and tattoo's on both arms a dragon on one side. She used to work the early shift but not sure now. I was possibly come down there again and looking for info on her. Thanks.

Where? What club?

**Walking Around** · 07-11-07 04:14

Has anyone ever checked out Jade? She has short dark hair and tattoo's on both arms a dragon on one side. She used to work the early shift but not sure now. I was possibly come down there again and looking for info on her. Thanks.

**JimBrown** · 07-04-07 01:07

For Pinellas, I have had the best times at Oasis. Hit and miss, being par for the course, but, over all, if no action from the girls, it was still good enough to have a few drinks and shoot the bull. Take out is almost always available. However, know that dine-in service almost never an option. Just not private enough for that. Prices are okay, girls are better than many.

Jim

**Legalize it** · 07-01-07 15:46

I stopped in at Bliss this weekend. It looks pretty good inside. They have some good looking women, too. It's topless with alcohol. Overall, it's probably better than the other bars in Pinellas County.

**Jetdog** · 06-07-07 16:47

Saw mandy yesterday at the club and wow, what a woman. The best lap dance a man can get. I give her a 8 out of 10 in looks and 10 out of 10 for effort. Go see her. The place seemed safe.

**Eye Myt** · 05-25-07 09:40

Another raid early evening of 5/23/07 at the above. This is going to continue as long as ownership doesn't comply with license requirements. The mugshots are in PCSO website"who's in jail" for 5/23/2007. I saw no familiar faces, however, all were early 20's.

I must look too much like a cop, cause I don't do well in there. Give me the 7 Seas any day. Last time in there, I got a HJ on the couch from a big busted Latina girl. I think she thought I was someone else when I sat down next to her, as it is very dark back there! I tipped her a pair of jacks and left when she got up to dance.

**Eye Myt** · 05-19-07 09:10

[QUOTE= I eventually wound up on the other side of the bridge at Vegas Showgirls which is right next to Derby Lane on Gandy Blvd. There is no cover there, at least in the afternoons. I found a cute 22 y/o girl who performed several lap dances for me and provided me with a very good HJ for $ including the 3 or 4 songs she danced. She also let me know that there is a wide variety of other things she could do if we went to the VIP room. That would have been $$ but once inside there is no tipping. Since I was done already I told her I would keep it in mind.

I have been to Vegas a few other times during the mid to late afternoon and it is a unique club. Liquor is served and the girls don’t always wear bikinis if you know what I mean. I have always left there with a smile and I have wondered why no one else seems to post anything on these boards about Vegas? It may be a little more expensive but the variety to choose from has always been good.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you don't hear much about Vegas because of the "raid" there a few weeks back. The mananger and a bunch of dancers got busted,several for prostitution. The pics are on PCSO but I can't remember the exact date. I would guess this place is under close scrutiny and we should be very careful.