Streetwalker Reports

**The Lovemuscle** · 09-14-16 14:01

Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad [View Original Post]

If you do a little internet research you can find the final chapter on the Baldy Cruiser story. Great guy that made a bad move. Sad story and I really feel sorry for the poor guy. Long story short, he is no longer with us (no not dead fortunately) but I hope he is doing well.

As a result of that search, I found some really cool and true BP, CL and general ad definitions. Probably should go on the BP board but I thought you guys might get a chuckle.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

**ChanchoMalo** · 09-13-16 22:55

Originally Posted by LikeAll [View Original Post]

Would someone be kind enough to PM me and explain the boundaries of the Lehman Triangle? I know where Lehman is, the school. And I have spotted a bunch of SWs behind DD bar.

Thanks in advance.

54th avenue and Haines.

**Peter Rammer** · 09-13-16 21:27

Originally Posted by LikeAll [View Original Post]

Would someone be kind enough to PM me and explain the boundaries of the Lehman Triangle? I know where Lehman is, the school. And I have spotted a bunch of SWs behind DD bar.

Thanks in advance.

Is bordered by Haines Rd, 28th St and 50th Ave and. You might also see activity on streets just outside of the triangle, and beware of Deputy Snotdrizzle. Within or very near the triangle are plenty of run down trailers, shanties and pharmacists to better serve our python gobblers.

**LikeAll** · 09-13-16 14:46

Would someone be kind enough to PM me and explain the boundaries of the Lehman Triangle? I know where Lehman is, the school. And I have spotted a bunch of SWs behind DD bar.

Thanks in advance.

**Member #5977** · 09-13-16 01:22

Originally Posted by Blackberry7 [View Original Post]

I believe I saw Kat walking today around 34th and 9th. I turned around to scoop her up and she was gone. Another time I guess. She looked nice.

Someone has to have her digits?

**Blackberry7** · 09-12-16 19:03

Originally Posted by PickerFanatic [View Original Post]

Had a dream about a WSW named kat. Dreamed she was near the auto zone on 34th.

Not sure if she is new. Dreamt she had a nice rack. No digits.

I believe I saw Kat walking today around 34th and 9th. I turned around to scoop her up and she was gone. Another time I guess. She looked nice.

**RookieMonger** · 09-12-16 14:59

Originally Posted by TexasMonger [View Original Post]

Very hot looking body, but the pouch suggests the pussy was stretched out by at least one birth.

Cheers.

TM.

If she had a C section, kitty would still be nice and snug!! LMFAO.

Take Des for an example, she had a kid a few months back and her kitty was back to it's snug self a month afterwards.

**TexasMonger** · 09-12-16 09:10

Originally Posted by Clk50 [View Original Post]

Down by publix on 19.

Very hot looking body, but the pouch suggests the pussy was stretched out by at least one birth.

Cheers.

TM.

**Clk50** · 09-11-16 18:39

Down by publix on 19.

**PickerFanatic** · 09-11-16 12:00

Had a dream about a WSW named kat. Dreamed she was near the auto zone on 34th.

Not sure if she is new. Dreamt she had a nice rack. No digits.

**Ajdal** · 09-11-16 08:14

Anybody seen her lately?? TIA Ajdal out.

**Sent65** · 09-07-16 23:39

She was one of the ladies sitting in curb as I mentioned in last post in clearwater section.

Originally Posted by TontoMonger [View Original Post]

It's true. Here's the link to her story. I knew Katy. She was a sweetheart and will be missed.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publics...-death/2292588

**Eye Myt** · 09-07-16 22:32

Across from the Whizz today late morning, early afternoon. Looked like they were installing something in the roadway, but now I'm thinking they might have been investigating Caty's fatal accident. There were PCSO's all over the triangle today. Even more than usual. Saw very few SW's. RIP Caty.

**Tonto Monger** · 09-07-16 20:55

Originally Posted by RockinHard [View Original Post]

I can't find a picture right now, but I heard hearsay that Katie was struck by a car on 38th&28th from a source close to me. I tried her number last week up till today without response. Amyone heard / factfind this incident? She was brunette, about 30, I think she had kids? Was skinny, nice body, and a cool chick. Had some good dreams with her. If so, this is very sad. Any response will be appreciated.

It's true. Here's the link to her story. I knew Katy. She was a sweetheart and will be missed.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publics...-death/2292588

**Jinp Park** · 09-07-16 14:42

Originally Posted by RockinHard [View Original Post]

I can't find a picture right now, but I heard hearsay that Katie was struck by a car on 38th&28th from a source close to me. I tried her number last week up till today without response. Amyone heard / factfind this incident? She was brunette, about 30, I think she had kids? Was skinny, nice body, and a cool chick. Had some good dreams with her. If so, this is very sad. Any response will be appreciated.

http://patch.com/florida/stpete/vehi...-hit-run-found

http://mugshotcity.com/mugshots/pine...NS-1601568.jpg