Strip Club Reports

[MichiganMan686]

Yeah orlando clubs suck. There are some good ones in tampa but man you will spend a lot more money doing that then just getting in touch with one of the many girls that have been reviewed on here. Up to you, last time I went to tampa and got laid in one of the back rooms I spent over $$.

Up to you bud, plus factor in the drive down there which can suck suck suck sometimes. Your best bang for your buck here would be one of the many great AMP's around here like NDS or MM. See the massage parlor review section.

TY 4 the info.

[MichiganMan686]

Orlando has crap for strip clubs. An air dance with a second rate Rachet stripper with face tattoos who smells like death is the best you'll get. You'll have to listen to ghetto music too loud to think to muscle through that.

Drive to 2 hours Tampa and hit up Scarlett's or Mons Venus. There are zero extras there now too bud at least you'll get to see pretty girls who can speak in full sentences. State has cracked down extras, there are none to be found unless you're able to drop 1. 5 G's for champagne room at Tootsies in Miami.

TY for the info. Mm686.

[OdinsBeard78]

Hey guys. In Orlando fora week. Looking for the best club as far as looks and extras. Willing to drive a bit too. If you come to Michigan I can help you there. TY. Happy hunting. Mm686 pm if you can.

Yeah orlando clubs suck. There are some good ones in tampa but man you will spend a lot more money doing that then just getting in touch with one of the many girls that have been reviewed on here. Up to you, last time I went to tampa and got laid in one of the back rooms I spent over $$.

Up to you bud, plus factor in the drive down there which can suck suck suck sometimes. Your best bang for your buck here would be one of the many great AMP's around here like NDS or MM. See the massage parlor review section.

[Punkox]

Hey guys. In Orlando fora week. Looking for the best club as far as looks and extras. Willing to drive a bit too. If you come to Michigan I can help you there. TY. Happy hunting. Mm686 pm if you can.

Orlando has crap for strip clubs. An air dance with a second rate Rachet stripper with face tattoos who smells like death is the best you'll get. You'll have to listen to ghetto music too loud to think to muscle through that.

Drive to 2 hours Tampa and hit up Scarlett's or Mons Venus. There are zero extras there now too bud at least you'll get to see pretty girls who can speak in full sentences. State has cracked down extras, there are none to be found unless you're able to drop 1. 5 G's for champagne room at Tootsies in Miami.

[MichiganMan686]

Hey guys. In Orlando fora week. Looking for the best club as far as looks and extras. Willing to drive a bit too. If you come to Michigan I can help you there. TY. Happy hunting. Mm686 pm if you can.

[SC James]

Didn't have time to drive to Tampa for the strip clubs today so tried Rachel's south. What a bust! Plenty of decent looking dancers but they were mostly interested in congregating at the bar chatting to each other. Finally had a dancer spend time with me after I did a stage tip. She didn't seem to understand what a VIP room was so we settled on a one-song dance given in the general seating area. It was pathetic- zero touching. When I asked her about the lack of touching she said they would fire her if she had any contact. Haha. The dance was $10 'plus tip' so I gave her $20 and hit the road. What a joke this place is!

I also visited Rachel's North on a previous trip to Orlando but didn't post about it. It was in the evening and I didn't get even a slight hello from any of the dancers.

Fellas I'm DONE with Orlando clubs. Driving to Tampa is a pain esp with traffic but well worth it compared to the pitiful excuses for clubs in Orlando. I suppose they are ok if you just want to watch but it's not for me.

It's even farther away, but you will get very direct offers from every girl in the place.

[PharmHobby]

Didn't have time to drive to Tampa for the strip clubs today so tried Rachel's south. What a bust! Plenty of decent looking dancers but they were mostly interested in congregating at the bar chatting to each other. Finally had a dancer spend time with me after I did a stage tip. She didn't seem to understand what a VIP room was so we settled on a one-song dance given in the general seating area. It was pathetic- zero touching. When I asked her about the lack of touching she said they would fire her if she had any contact. Haha. The dance was $10 'plus tip' so I gave her $20 and hit the road. What a joke this place is!

I also visited Rachel's North on a previous trip to Orlando but didn't post about it. It was in the evening and I didn't get even a slight hello from any of the dancers.

Fellas I'm DONE with Orlando clubs. Driving to Tampa is a pain esp with traffic but well worth it compared to the pitiful excuses for clubs in Orlando. I suppose they are ok if you just want to watch but it's not for me.

[NewBreed2236]

Hey fellow mongers.

A friend and I will be visiting soon and looking for a friendly club willing to have a fun after party. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you all.

[FrankSzoll]

A REAL 18 yo VIRGIN ready to play!

Ok, fellas, this doesn't happen everyday. I found a real 18 yo virgin (birthday in March, so definitely of age) and she has decided that she would definitely like experiment with.

Becoming an UTR and play at least once.

She is located in Orlando and apparently knows how to easily use the transit bus system.

I met her for dinner in downtown last night, and everything checked out as legit.

She is Haitian but American born and graduated high school with good gpa in orlando. No substance use.

Attractivenesswise she is about a 6. 9 on real world scale (my scale) And to put it in perspective my scale is 2-3 points higher than prevailing "monger scale or SW scale), so by the normal scale she would be about a 9.

She is asking for 5 k to pop it, and I am willing to do about half that. Anybody want in to split it for a double team? If so, please leave your facebook or instagram (even if its a fake one) and I will try to link up with you that way as my inbox is full and I think email addresses are not permitted on this site.

I am expecting this to go down in the next 24 to 72 hours. As obviously this situation warrants an urgency.

[OdinsBeard78]

I have a friend in town visiting who wants to hit up a strip club at night. Not daytime as I know that changes a few things. I know Orlando clubs aren't the best but we really won't have the time to drive out to Cocoa or Daytona let alone Tampa. If you had to pick the best club to go to in Orlando what would be your top choice? Extras are a bonus but not necessary.

Idk if deland is too far for you to go but Dixies in Deland has some good talents and definitely many extras. Probably much better chance than any orlando club.

[Jimmer76]

Unfortunately I'm no expert at all in Orlando strip clubs or even strip clubs in general. But I did pop into Rachel's North in Casselberry last week around 3 pm. I was surprised to see about 9 girls there working and about 4 or 5 gents. I was very surprised by the quality of girls. It's a classier place so maybe I should not have been surprised but for daytime it was very nice. Spent a couple hours there. $20 lap dance part song upstairs. Unless you get into a private room there is no privacy in upstairs lap dance area. But it was slow and so when I did indulge we were the only ones up there.

I had read they the forum that Tampa had the best clubs and I don't doubt that. But earlier last week I stopped by 3 tampa clubs for the first time (Scarletts, Golds and emporers). Granted it was Tuesday night between 7-9 pm but overall, the talent was lacking at all 3 clubs. I did have a nice time with a hot sultry slender cuban at Emporers that was definitely down for extra in the $270 private area, but by then it was my third club and I was running out of my stack. Had a 3 song lap dance with cuban girl that was fun. Fiv, lots of grinding. Wish I could see her again.

That's all I got man. Good luck!

I have a friend in town visiting who wants to hit up a strip club at night. Not daytime as I know that changes a few things. I know Orlando clubs aren't the best but we really won't have the time to drive out to Cocoa or Daytona let alone Tampa. If you had to pick the best club to go to in Orlando what would be your top choice? Extras are a bonus but not necessary.

[ITellNoLies]

I have a friend in town visiting who wants to hit up a strip club at night. Not daytime as I know that changes a few things. I know Orlando clubs aren't the best but we really won't have the time to drive out to Cocoa or Daytona let alone Tampa. If you had to pick the best club to go to in Orlando what would be your top choice? Extras are a bonus but not necessary.

[BeefStick]

So I can pinpoint the day: San Diego Chargers were playing the Baltimore Ravens in the Playoffs in 2018. Knew what clubs are like in Orlando but stopped in Thee Doll House on OBT. # girls working and it was me and another guy. Right about halftime this beautiful black girl convinced me to go in the back. Now I had no idea what to expect, I'm a Tampa / St Pete strip clubber. She had on a tight silk dress. Well, I dreamed she pulled that dress up to a naked fine ass and started grinding. She turned around and gave me a HE while playing with her boobs. Fun time. Got digits and promptly lost them. Kept going in looking for her or the same experience but it was a one-time thing. So old story but had to be told. !

Of course I have no idea for certain, but it seems that gals that are just trying to make some quick money are the most freaky. If she was going to work there week in and week out then they follow the rules.

[PtDeep51]

So I can pinpoint the day: San Diego Chargers were playing the Baltimore Ravens in the Playoffs in 2018. Knew what clubs are like in Orlando but stopped in Thee Doll House on OBT. # girls working and it was me and another guy. Right about halftime this beautiful black girl convinced me to go in the back. Now I had no idea what to expect, I'm a Tampa / St Pete strip clubber. She had on a tight silk dress. Well, I dreamed she pulled that dress up to a naked fine ass and started grinding. She turned around and gave me a HE while playing with her boobs. Fun time. Got digits and promptly lost them. Kept going in looking for her or the same experience but it was a one-time thing. So old story but had to be told. !

[BigJim959]

Stopped in for a beer. Price was only $3-4 for Bud. Girls were attractive, mostly tall / thin. I personally prefer curvy. Tipped a few while on stage. Not one came over to see if I wanted a table dance. Most seemed to be hanging out with regulars. Definitely more of a locals bar. It was ok, but I preferred Rachel's.