Strip Club Reports

[Chris5]

When is the best day / time to go to Flash? I love me some big booty black chicks!

Hey C5, any thoughts!?

I recommend the day Shift. Anything goes. Just tip the DJ and one of the bouncers a couple of bucks. Less guy's means more thirsty chick's.

C5.

[MikeJanws]

When is the best day / time to go to Flash? I love me some big booty black chicks!

Hey C5, any thoughts!?

[HotDogWater]

You might want to ask this on the Tampa forum.

Go to mons Venus. Extras don't really happen but for girlfriend she will like it the best. Girls are also playmates on weekend nights. Plus 2001 right across the street!

[Chris5]

Had a dream a couple of weekends ago about me at Flash. I fell asleep and walked right into heaven with a bunch of big booty black women and it was amazing. I was approached by a chocolate girl from Miami who asked if I wanted a dance with her pussy lips hanging out. I happily obliged her and paid for a couple of songs where she had my dick hard as fuck. She whispered in my ear saying she was trying to fuck and I innocently stated there nowhere to do that love but if I could I would. I guess they have this little private area to me in the back corner of the club which isn't to private in my opinion but it's possible to make things happen in. Anyways In the dream it's 50 to get in there and 20 per song as anything goes as she told me. Just know I walked out that little area with a smile on my face. Feeling headache free. Total damage 120.

If big booty black chicks are your thing, then Flash is definitely the place to visit. Good vibe and they run pretty good drink specials all night.

Plus the barbeque grill is right outside with some excellent grilled chicken!

C5.

[GcFantasy93]

Had a dream a couple of weekends ago about me at Flash. I fell asleep and walked right into heaven with a bunch of big booty black women and it was amazing. I was approached by a chocolate girl from Miami who asked if I wanted a dance with her pussy lips hanging out. I happily obliged her and paid for a couple of songs where she had my dick hard as fuck. She whispered in my ear saying she was trying to fuck and I innocently stated there nowhere to do that love but if I could I would. I guess they have this little private area to me in the back corner of the club which isn't to private in my opinion but it's possible to make things happen in. Anyways In the dream it's 50 to get in there and 20 per song as anything goes as she told me. Just know I walked out that little area with a smile on my face. Feeling headache free. Total damage 120.

[Member #6387]

Don't tell me all you get there is a dance and drink and the diamond club. If there is after hours action. I need some info.

[Chris5]

Sorry fellas, been busy the past couple of months and didn't get a chance to post many reviews of my escapades. Forgive my barrage of reviews on the board.

Yeah, Orlando joints SUCK! Given the laws we have to abide by bc on Mickey Mouse, its hard to have an enjoyable time. However, read a couple of reviews on here and decided to take the plunge. Uhm, wow. Glad I did! Got lucky with 3 girls at starrs and 2 at Flash. Of coarse, you got to have game. Once you swoon these dancers, they'll be all over you and offering more once you get their digits and meet up else where.

Aside from that, the dancers were impressive too. The girls were grinding grabbing and feeling all over me. The girls I picked up were Latina, African American (light skin, bad AF).

Those are the best club's in Orlando. Cleo's is pretty good as well.

C5.

[ThaaAtOne]

Sorry fellas, been busy the past couple of months and didn't get a chance to post many reviews of my escapades. Forgive my barrage of reviews on the board.

Yeah, Orlando joints SUCK! Given the laws we have to abide by bc on Mickey Mouse, its hard to have an enjoyable time. However, read a couple of reviews on here and decided to take the plunge. Uhm, wow. Glad I did! Got lucky with 3 girls at starrs and 2 at Flash. Of coarse, you got to have game. Once you swoon these dancers, they'll be all over you and offering more once you get their digits and meet up else where.

Aside from that, the dancers were impressive too. The girls were grinding grabbing and feeling all over me. The girls I picked up were Latina, African American (light skin, bad AF).

[FLMeds420]

The best piece of advise I can give you (and this is worth a million bucks), is to avoid Orlando Strip clubs. Getting to Tampa (the Ybor city area) takes less than an hr from here (obviously that depends on what part of town you are at). The Orlando girls are not that hot (in general) and they have a general bad attitude, compared to Tampa. My modus opperandi in Tampa is this. Sit by the stage with a lot of singles. In Tampa, the clubs are mostly all nude and by the time you get to the third song, everything is off. For a couple of bucks you see the wares up close. The dancers tend to go from person to person and will talk to you, as she dances on stage and most will give you a little personal taste of things. Maybe a touch or a feel. This is the best time to chit chat with them and ask them about their private dances. I am always straight up and ask them up front if they have a lot of rules or not. If she starts talking about any rules, move along to the next one. If there is a dancer you fancy and she promises you a good time at a private dance, then ask her to come to your table when she is free after the dance. What I have found very helpful is to tip dancers a couple of bucks even if you are not sitting at the stage. Also, before you commit to anything, make sure you see every single girl who is dancing at the time. Never rush for the first girl you like. The clubs I frequent are Ybor Strip, Scarletts and Deja Vu. These are the best bang for your buck. Others that always have the hottest women are Deja Vu and Mons Venus. Lets not forget 2001 Odessy. The Penthouse club has gorgeous women but the menu there is very limited.

Once your chosen dancer comes over, never buy a drink or any such crap as that's always a scam. If they want your business, they can talk to you for free. Tell them you would rather they (the dancer) have the money directly rather than waste it on drinks. I usually tell them that I am too old for a plain lap dance as I need more stimulation. This is when you can discuss the menu. Start with asking for a HJ and go from there. Usually these places are running 3 songs for 50 specials. I tell them that all I have is a hundred total (or whatever you want to tell them). Usually 3 dances and an HJ can be had easily for 100 (50 for the 3 dances and 50 for the HJ). I have been given BJs (covered) for 100 total. I suspect that you can get FS for 120-150 but I am petrified of STDs and most of the girls who are offering stuff on the side arent exactly clean. Safety first bro.

Always dress nice, treat the ladies with respect and act like you have a lot of money and you are new to the area, looking to have a steady recurrent situation.

Hope this helps.

Excellent post. I agree 100 % about heading over to Tampa. I am a huge fan of Ybor Strip and have enjoyed extras there a bunch of times. $100 for a 3 song lap dance with CBJ is pretty standard. About half the dancers are down for extras. Not too difficult to fiqure out which ones.

[ScottChase1976]

Saw that the old Crystal Caberet is now opening as Crazy Horse Cabaret on August 17. Probably will be the same as all the other horrible Orlando places. But passing along the info.

Scott.

[Baconator29]

Gentlemen,

I am seeking advice on maximizing my experiences at strip clubs. Any advice from maximizing my dollar to getting FS / take out. I'm not new to the hobby but new to strip clubs.

Any and all advice appreciated!

Depending on where you live, Pasco County is about guaranteed gold for what you're looking for. Just check review sites for strip clubs that offer nonsensical pricing such as $40 a song topless lap dances vs. $80 or $85 for 15 minutes (usually $150 for 30) "private dances". And get the 15 or 30 minute dance. A lot of places you'll get a free drink coupon for every 15 minutes of the dance. Either use it yourself, or give it to your preferred entertainer for some easy brownie points. Feel free to PM if you want names of specific clubs.

[Alan76]

Gentlemen,

I am seeking advice on maximizing my experiences at strip clubs. Any advice from maximizing my dollar to getting FS / take out. I'm not new to the hobby but new to strip clubs.

Any and all advice appreciated!

The best piece of advise I can give you (and this is worth a million bucks), is to avoid Orlando Strip clubs. Getting to Tampa (the Ybor city area) takes less than an hr from here (obviously that depends on what part of town you are at). The Orlando girls are not that hot (in general) and they have a general bad attitude, compared to Tampa. My modus opperandi in Tampa is this. Sit by the stage with a lot of singles. In Tampa, the clubs are mostly all nude and by the time you get to the third song, everything is off. For a couple of bucks you see the wares up close. The dancers tend to go from person to person and will talk to you, as she dances on stage and most will give you a little personal taste of things. Maybe a touch or a feel. This is the best time to chit chat with them and ask them about their private dances. I am always straight up and ask them up front if they have a lot of rules or not. If she starts talking about any rules, move along to the next one. If there is a dancer you fancy and she promises you a good time at a private dance, then ask her to come to your table when she is free after the dance. What I have found very helpful is to tip dancers a couple of bucks even if you are not sitting at the stage. Also, before you commit to anything, make sure you see every single girl who is dancing at the time. Never rush for the first girl you like. The clubs I frequent are Ybor Strip, Scarletts and Deja Vu. These are the best bang for your buck. Others that always have the hottest women are Deja Vu and Mons Venus. Lets not forget 2001 Odessy. The Penthouse club has gorgeous women but the menu there is very limited.

Once your chosen dancer comes over, never buy a drink or any such crap as that's always a scam. If they want your business, they can talk to you for free. Tell them you would rather they (the dancer) have the money directly rather than waste it on drinks. I usually tell them that I am too old for a plain lap dance as I need more stimulation. This is when you can discuss the menu. Start with asking for a HJ and go from there. Usually these places are running 3 songs for 50 specials. I tell them that all I have is a hundred total (or whatever you want to tell them). Usually 3 dances and an HJ can be had easily for 100 (50 for the 3 dances and 50 for the HJ). I have been given BJs (covered) for 100 total. I suspect that you can get FS for 120-150 but I am petrified of STDs and most of the girls who are offering stuff on the side arent exactly clean. Safety first bro.

Always dress nice, treat the ladies with respect and act like you have a lot of money and you are new to the area, looking to have a steady recurrent situation.

Hope this helps.

[Ryan82]

Gentlemen,

I am seeking advice on maximizing my experiences at strip clubs. Any advice from maximizing my dollar to getting FS / take out. I'm not new to the hobby but new to strip clubs.

Any and all advice appreciated!

[Baconator29]

Can't touch the girls. Better off going to Plant City, Tampa or better yet Miami. If that is too far, than I would try the AMP's. Pretty good here in Orlando!

I've always had good luck in Pasco County. Very good luck.

[Rich5]

Head to Starr's on Paradise Trail brother.

C5.

Can't touch the girls. Better off going to Plant City, Tampa or better yet Miami. If that is too far, than I would try the AMP's. Pretty good here in Orlando!