Strip Club Reports

[MisterFixIt]

Which clubs have the best mix of girls with most potential in VIP? I might check it out.

I would like to know this information as well.

[RP469]

Which clubs have the best mix of girls with most potential in VIP? I might check it out.

But after reading ThaaAtOne post I may have to revisit these clubs. Past experience in the Orlando clubs, including Stars have been pretty lame, "No Touching". Fuck I hate that. So I never returned and just continued going to the Tampa Clubs. Closest one at the time was in Plant City offering VIP with either a sofa or bed. One girl actually wanted to go home with me. Tough with an SO. But moved to the east side a few years ago and never returned.

RP.

[ImmanuelHope]

Not sure what is so tough about Orlando clubs? I have a solid routine and get very lucky at some of the Orlando clubs. I mean, we ALL visit massage parlors. We all go there for everything else BUT THE MASSAGE, but it's against the law to offer rub and tug? However, the girls still go about their business. Right?

Same with Orlando clubs. Its against the law to dance and grind. Its against the law to show titties (without tape) and to show their pussy. But. THEY STILL DO IT. La Palace, Starrs, Flash, Dancers. I've got a good grind. I've gotten to feel their P*. They've grinded on my JR. They've offered BBBJ, CFS and heated sessions in their tiny VIP rooms. If not VIP room, I got away with a lot in the corners away from the crowd and have even gotten many #'s of sexy AF latin, red bone, light skin sexy AA women. I don't go to Tampa just for Strip club fun. I can have a lot of fun at a much cheaper price here in Disney's town.

Which clubs have the best mix of girls with most potential in VIP? I might check it out.

[Fanofhg22]

I have just one night to enjoy the Orlando strip club scene. It sounds like Starrs and La Palace are good choices but I wanted to see if anyone has more info on the best hands on clubs. Where can I grab some titties? Get HJ? Maybe even BJ? Any thoughts on what I can expect to pay? I will make sure I report back on my experiences.

[ThaaAtOne]

Not sure what is so tough about Orlando clubs? I have a solid routine and get very lucky at some of the Orlando clubs. I mean, we ALL visit massage parlors. We all go there for everything else BUT THE MASSAGE, but it's against the law to offer rub and tug? However, the girls still go about their business. Right?

Same with Orlando clubs. Its against the law to dance and grind. Its against the law to show titties (without tape) and to show their pussy. But. THEY STILL DO IT. La Palace, Starrs, Flash, Dancers. I've got a good grind. I've gotten to feel their P*. They've grinded on my JR. They've offered BBBJ, CFS and heated sessions in their tiny VIP rooms. If not VIP room, I got away with a lot in the corners away from the crowd and have even gotten many #'s of sexy AF latin, red bone, light skin sexy AA women. I don't go to Tampa just for Strip club fun. I can have a lot of fun at a much cheaper price here in Disney's town.

[GcFantasy93]

Cafe Risque.

Hey guys I was travelling I-75 recently and saw Cafe Risque between Ocala and Gainesville and was hoping someone could give or point me to some good intel. I know the place has been around forever but I've never bothered to stop by. I don't hit the club scene very often but I'm thinking of taking a scenic drive up there on my next day off as I'm having visions of getting a lap dance or possibly other menu items (or even some takeout) from a cash strapped Gator cheerleader, maybe even turning one into a UTR. (I know it's a long shot but that's my dream, LOL). Is it in Alachua or Marion County? Is it at all like the Tampa or Cocoa clubs (I hope) or is it more like the lame places in Orange and Seminole counties?

I realize this is the Orlando forum (and I will post this in Ocala and Gainesville as well) but we get far more activity here and I'm sure many of my fellow Orlando mongers have been there.

Thanks in advance.

SYM.

Your most definitely not going to get anything in that place but just a great grind. No extras because they have working cameras in their rooms. I've been once and for me it was a complete waist of my time, but for those of you who keep saying ain't shit that's so false I've had plenty of action in Orlando strip clubs. I've had action in stars with a few different woman. FS with a dancer named Lacey and HJ action with her also. A lot of girls will do HJ in VIP. I've went to flash and gotten FS with a thick ass girl named Fantasy aa dancer.

[Redsox2005]

A entry fee of around $10, unless you have a CDL then it's a little less. They serve food and you can eat your eggs while a snatch is hovering over your plate but I wouldn't recommend it. On the dance stage they totally naked. Ok, private dances are in the back with nice size rooms and a bed type thing you recline on. Toppless but I can't remember if they took bottoms off. I got a really good grind from my dancer. There are cameras in the room, so you won't get more than a nice dance and some grind action. Hope this helps.

Sox.

Cafe Risque.

Hey guys I was travelling I-75 recently and saw Cafe Risque between Ocala and Gainesville and was hoping someone could give or point me to some good intel. I know the place has been around forever but I've never bothered to stop by. I don't hit the club scene very often but I'm thinking of taking a scenic drive up there on my next day off as I'm having visions of getting a lap dance or possibly other menu items (or even some takeout) from a cash strapped Gator cheerleader, maybe even turning one into a UTR. (I know it's a long shot but that's my dream, LOL). Is it in Alachua or Marion County? Is it at all like the Tampa or Cocoa clubs (I hope) or is it more like the lame places in Orange and Seminole counties?

I realize this is the Orlando forum (and I will post this in Ocala and Gainesville as well) but we get far more activity here and I'm sure many of my fellow Orlando mongers have been there.

Thanks in advance.

SYM.

[SevenYearMitch]

Cafe Risque.

Hey guys I was travelling I-75 recently and saw Cafe Risque between Ocala and Gainesville and was hoping someone could give or point me to some good intel. I know the place has been around forever but I've never bothered to stop by. I don't hit the club scene very often but I'm thinking of taking a scenic drive up there on my next day off as I'm having visions of getting a lap dance or possibly other menu items (or even some takeout) from a cash strapped Gator cheerleader, maybe even turning one into a UTR. (I know it's a long shot but that's my dream, LOL). Is it in Alachua or Marion County? Is it at all like the Tampa or Cocoa clubs (I hope) or is it more like the lame places in Orange and Seminole counties?

I realize this is the Orlando forum (and I will post this in Ocala and Gainesville as well) but we get far more activity here and I'm sure many of my fellow Orlando mongers have been there.

Thanks in advance.

SYM.

[StudMan69]

I really hate to be this guy but I don't know of another way. I have read pages of reports and compared against Google reviews and still not sure. I'm visiting the area soon and would like to visit a gentleman's club:

Kind of bummed there aren't any Celebration / Kissimmee clubs. Don't mind the Uber option but want to make sure I get it right.

Wants:

Clean club, hot dancers, mix of all types of ladies.

Don't want:

All "Urban" club. I love my dark skinned dancers but would prefer a good mix of ladies of all skin types.

Smokey club, whether weed or tobacco.

"Extras" Would like a "grindy" club but have no interest in VIP or pulling my stuff out in public.

I appreciate any input.

[PharmaGuy]

My best friend was in town and we hit Stars. I rarely go to the strip club, but finding a UTR in places like this is a good option. A. damn. Good. Option.

PG.

[MackieDood23]

So let me explain, there are no S E X in orlando clubs!

But if you goto Dancers Royal, they usually have hot young girls and have a policy where the girls have to be sexy and not fat!

If you goto La Palace they have the FAT Booty girls and big boobs and stuff like that, its more in the ghetto a bit.

If you goto Rachels North which is in Casseblerry on 436 , its a very nice place with steak dinners and hot girls everywhere and have an up stairs where almost anything goes! And they don't really have cameras up stairs. So you can get away with a bit more. Depending on the tips.

All three of these clubs I would suggest to try out! Also some spanish girls are offering to go home with you and its legit so you can pay them and get that or you can just goto a asian Massage spa that's on Kirkman, you can its called 88 massage, you can go on google and find it. Or there is another massage place on Sand lake called sand lake massage. I would highly suggest those two asian places and you can do whatever you want in there with table showers and bring as many friends as you like.

As far as clubs for dancing, there is a really good place called Mangos on I-Drive and that's near Sand lake rd also. And Blue Martini!

Hope this helps the dudes trying to have a good time in Orlando!

[Dsn25]

Hey Guys,

I have a group of 8-guys visiting the Emerald Island Resort area to play some golf.

Do you have any club recommendations within a 20-30 min radius?

So of the guys like the VIP treatment. 8-.

Thanks.

Go to Dancers Royale for clean fun and then to Blue Ocean massage down the road for some real fun after.

[UltraMax12]

Thank guys for all the replies, I didn; t realize the clubs sucked that bad in Orlando. Last year we went to Myrtle Beach and went to the Doll House which we enjoyed.

I'd do out-call with some local talent as we have a house rented, but we have one guy in the crowd that might not sit well with.

I might have to be selfish and do a solo in-call 8-.

Thanks again!

[FunInSun000]

Hey Guys,

I have a group of 8-guys visiting the Emerald Island Resort area to play some golf.

Do you have any club recommendations within a 20-30 min radius?

So of the guys like the VIP treatment. 8-.

Thanks.

Sorry, I had to laugh because previous coments from other members are completely correct. Strip clubs in orlando really do SUCK! But, with that being said, it is what you make it. So there is no bottomless strip clubs in orlando, If you want full nude you will have to make a trip to Tampa which emerald island is over on that side of town so it wouldn't be a horrible hike, but the down fall is no booze. At monsvenustampa So no booze which sucks, and the place is SUPER tiny. Personally I am not a fan but I am also use to strip clubs in Miami and that is a Completely different story So back to orlando, There are a couple that I would at least consider but keep in mind, your not going to get shit in back rooms, drinks are going to be expensive and you will leave with a full tank in your sack. Over by you there is Doll house and Cab. Which is across the street. Typical strip club, dark lights, dancers are so-so, and its just ok. Personally if I was in your shoes and wanted to go out drinking with my buddies and check out some fun girls that dance and see some titties, I would go to Dancers Royal. Main reason why, I think its fun. It has a more fun party atmosphere vs creepy strip club atmosphere. Now it also has the issue of being a little small but for some reason it works there. Give a nice tip to the door guy when going in, say your looking for a good time and if he can help you out finding some fun girls. Bring lots of ones. They do table dances at the tables which I particularly like, not expensive. But keep in mind, your just there to have fun with your boys and get drunk. It isn't going to go any farther then that there. You might be able to convince a girl to come home but a little doubtful since your sort of far. Both clubs are about 20-30 min from your place with no traffic. You might be able to call them and reserve a table since your a bunch of guys but you will have to get a bottle or two. Might not be a bad idea.

Have fun.

Fun in sun!!

[Kevin44]

Hey Guys,

I have a group of 8-guys visiting the Emerald Island Resort area to play some golf.

Do you have any club recommendations within a 20-30 min radius?

So of the guys like the VIP treatment. 8-.

Thanks.

Never to strip clubs in Orlando. Call some hookers over and you'll all have a better time.