Massage Parlor Reports

[JackReachRound]

Hey guys first post, I am going to be visiting Miami here soon on a bachelor party and wanting to hit up an AMP. Where I'm from all AMP's only do a handshake at the end. I won't have a vehicle so looking at walking possibly a short Uber. The two close to me are Oasis which I read on here was just a tourist trap and Xsun but haven't seen any reports on that location. Any one been there recently? Thanks!

[BigLuber]

I regularly get asked about where to go for FS and BBFS.

While there are many-many spas around where a monger can get FS or even BBFS for a nice tip, the mongers not familiar with our Dade-Broward scene won't know where to begin in most cases.

Of course, the price one pays may vary depending upon who you encounter and if you are a monger that doesn't turn off Asian women, but everyone should be able to find a nice FS experience, and if you play your cards right you'll get some BB action for a decent tip.

I would recommend going to Skip The Games and look at Massage in your area, as all of these AMPs that post here are going to deliver FS.

Click on "Fastest Results" for the address, the pics there are all fake, being stock photos of hot Asian girls that will not be there when you show up. Same for the Latina and Russian Spas.

https://miami.skipthegames.com/massage

[FistChalk]

Do you have the addy? Now I'm just curious about this chick.

I'd assume it's this one.

https://asianmassagemiami.us/

[BigLuber]

70% of the Chinese spas in Miami Dade are covered brothels, they only masturbate you for 60 dollars, they are not masseuses. A real masseuse charges 2 oo the minimum hour, the rest is a mockery and prostitution 100% True.

True, so the trick is to find a cute Chinese prostitute that can give a good massage, and a nice fuk, either before or after.

[Poon123]

Went to the AMP across the street from Tamiami Airport next to the car dealership. Been there a few times, usually drop 1 rose total for 30 m w / a happy ending. Girls are usually attractive by AMP standards. I've inquired about more before and the numbers were always higher than I wanted to be at, but the chic I was with this time there was something about her. She had a very pale whitish skin, smooth and soft. Looked late 20's, short, and kinda pushy for tip, but I wanted her so I drop 2 roses on the table and she fitted me with a rain coat and spoke some crappy French and then got on top and started working my special muscle. A bit rushy so I told her face down and she agreed to roll up the raincoat by 2/3 rds. It came off inside quick, she was snug fit and it got intense despite her pushing for another rose to continue with no raincoat. I finished intensely deep inside her and she was understandably pissed so I left her another rose. Total damage 3 roses plus house fee.

I wouldn't do it again unless it was a 2 roses all in.

Do you have the addy? Now I'm just curious about this chick.

[FoxManners]

70% of the Chinese spas in Miami Dade are covered brothels, they only masturbate you for 60 dollars, they are not masseuses. A real masseuse charges 2 oo the minimum hour, the rest is a mockery and prostitution 100% True.

[DooMama7]

I was told this was a nice area to search, any good AMP anyone recommends for FS?

[EscortGuru]

I went last night and did not get offered anything. I did get stoned out of my mind and had the most relaxing massage. I was blissed out on the table and maybe I forgot to signal any cues but before you know it my hour was up. I think some might offer HJ but it seems like YYMV.

I have had luck here before.

Been there a few times before I found the places near Tamiami Airport. Most women their are legit, but the occasional woman will rub the sack and say keywords like does your friend want a Chinese girlfriend. Body to Body shower in the shower is the most I've gotten there with HE finish.

[BigLuber]

I have not seen a Filipino girl in an AMP stateside!! They know how to hustle and make money. Now there used to be a Thai AMP across from Flannigan's / BigDaddys' on US1 and Hallandale Blvd. I discovered this while I was waiting for a waitress from 'The Knife' I used to boink. She was from Thai land but quality was terrible. After a couple of years I went back and it was all Chinese and terrible service..

Agree, I was stationed in Okinawa 1982-83 and made numerous liberty calls in Subic Bay and Pattaya Beach.

I have become a friendly of some nice, pretty Chinese women and it's been fun.

But I wish more Filipinos would immigrate here, the Chinese seem have the market cornered on that deal.

And it's amusing to me now to see the videos posted around of Pattaya Beach Road, it's a Monger's Mecca, everything looks the same as it did in 1983, the motor cycle taxis, girls in hot pants and horny slobs out for fun, except now every girl has a smart phone.

[Ttoned40]

Hello Gents, can anyone recommend a good spa near Key Biscayne?

[NumberHustle]

I've had better luck here than Dream Girl. Rarely any beauties who are older Chinese, but they give me a great sensual with release massage for the first half and actually know how to give a good therapeutic for the second half without cutting your time short. On occasion I've been able to get some oral mixed in, though not to completion.

I went last night and did not get offered anything. I did get stoned out of my mind and had the most relaxing massage. I was blissed out on the table and maybe I forgot to signal any cues but before you know it my hour was up. I think some might offer HJ but it seems like YYMV.

I have had luck here before.

[Flight57]

Yes, there is a definite lack of Asian or Oriental people in Miami, and most of Florida. It's why I get so excited when I encounter a hot Asian babe, even if it's in Publix.

I wish we could trade out some of these Latin American folks for some Asian and Pacific Islanders.

I hear you brother.

[Louielouie]

Any that does BBJ?

I saw two reviews that say Veronica is GFE with bbj. Most are CBJ. Daisy was GFE with me, not sure about the 1st date, mish with her was to die for.

[Hobbying]

Their pics are legit, I have seen a 5 to 6 of their models and they were real pics.

Having said that, some of the model have glam pics, which I am not a fan of because they are not going to show up looking like they do in glam pics. They probably had a makeup artist do them up, and flattering angles from the photography, no way you are getting them to look like that when you go there to see them on a work day. Much prefer phone pics.

Any that does BBJ?

[Theman69]

Are the pictures accurate? Seems switch and bait for some pics.

Their pics are legit, I have seen a 5 to 6 of their models and they were real pics.

Having said that, some of the model have glam pics, which I am not a fan of because they are not going to show up looking like they do in glam pics. They probably had a makeup artist do them up, and flattering angles from the photography, no way you are getting them to look like that when you go there to see them on a work day. Much prefer phone pics.