Massage Parlor Reports

[Very Scary]

One day I stop for gas at the Race Track gas station on Hallandale Bch Blvd, just west of 95. As I fill my tank, I spy a very discreet neon sign in the office bldg across the side street that says "Open."

I have a nose for these things, and a closer look showed another discreet sign that said Heaven. No description, no nothin. So I prayed it wasn't a gay bar or a church and rang the bell. A superrrrrrrr hot Latina named Pamela answered the door and showed me in.

I have been back several times, and Pamela is gone I think, but the others are really great. .4 +.6 minimum tip. FS and everything in between available for up to $$.

The best is a Romanian girl named Tina and a very busty Argeninean named Alexa.

You can fill one tank at the Race Track gas station, then empty the other at Heaven.

Enjoy!

Norm

Young girls or girls 35+? BBBJ or CBJ?

[Very Scary]

http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/r...ges-21/2794495

Anyone ever been here? I had a bad experience tonight and am NOT recommending them, just posting the link so you can tell where I mean.

They almost never answer the call, but send you pre-typed verbatim text messages. Made me wait in the parking lot 30 min, texting that another client took longer than normal, but "don't worry, I'll take care of you, babe." Text replies only, if I call, it goes to voice mail.

Finally, its my turn. But the Door Man wants my Drivers License and wants to write my name in his book. He asks who I am going to see. I make up a girl's name and he says there is no girl at that apt, just a man named Jeffery. He calls Jeffery on the phone and I hear a guy's voice answer. I grabbed my license back and said "Sorry, I have the wrong address" and hit the road.

I got a txt saying I was over-reacting and sound like I needed a good session.

Am I being paranoid? Anybody ever been there?

Norm

I tried to use them once. I called and the same happened to me. No pick up, just text messages. Made the appointment but didn't have to wait in he car for long. The door man does have an attitude but he didn't make me give him my license. This was weeks ago so they probably changed things with so much traffic coming in and out of that place. Got to the door and knock. The girl that opened up was not the girl in the pictures and was not attractive at all. Hell, she wasn't even european like most of their ads say. I left and got several text messages after that. Saying "please don't go, we're sending the other girl" "you have to tell us which girl you want when you call because we have many girls working for us". I would have told you if you ever pick up the damn phone. So I just kept driving.

[Lurker X]

Norm, I wouldn't give my driver's license to anybody in this business of mongering. So you did the right thing even if the whole thing was legit. There will always be another opportunity.

The ad was for a beautiful Russian female.

When ever I see any thing Russian or Eastern European about a girl, I do an exit, immediately!

The risk of scams, rip offs or something more terrifying like drugging you and taking your organs are all there when dealing with the Russian types.

They can be very dangerous.

[Archsex]

One day I stop for gas at the Race Track gas station on Hallandale Bch Blvd, just west of 95. As I fill my tank, I spy a very discreet neon sign in the office bldg across the side street that says "Open."

I have a nose for these things, and a closer look showed another discreet sign that said Heaven. No description, no nothin. So I prayed it wasn't a gay bar or a church and rang the bell. A superrrrrrrr hot Latina named Pamela answered the door and showed me in.

I have been back several times, and Pamela is gone I think, but the others are really great. .4 +.6 minimum tip. FS and everything in between available for up to $$.

The best is a Romanian girl named Tina and a very busty Argeninean named Alexa.

You can fill one tank at the Race Track gas station, then empty the other at Heaven.

Enjoy!

Norm

From what I know. The girls that working in these place have a rotation. There are about 10 of more of these places where the girls rotate from place to place. My favorite girl is sasha. Don't know if she still works the parlors. Average price from my experience is $ then $5 and $$ (all inclusive) includes tip.

[Archsex]

http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/r...ges-21/2794495

Anyone ever been here? I had a bad experience tonight and am NOT recommending them, just posting the link so you can tell where I mean.

They almost never answer the call, but send you pre-typed verbatim text messages. Made me wait in the parking lot 30 min, texting that another client took longer than normal, but "don't worry, I'll take care of you, babe." Text replies only, if I call, it goes to voice mail.

Finally, its my turn. But the Door Man wants my Drivers License and wants to write my name in his book. He asks who I am going to see. I make up a girl's name and he says there is no girl at that apt, just a man named Jeffery. He calls Jeffery on the phone and I hear a guy's voice answer. I grabbed my license back and said "Sorry, I have the wrong address" and hit the road.

I got a txt saying I was over-reacting and sound like I needed a good session.

Am I being paranoid? Anybody ever been there?

Norm

I've heard that some places in miami started asking clients to fill out a short form almost like the motels. I heard of one place that does ask for I'd. My opinion is that never give your I'd to these places. Just the fact that they know your name and address does not sit sit well wiith me.

[Member #4860]

Norm, I wouldn't give my driver's license to anybody in this business of mongering. So you did the right thing even if the whole thing was legit. There will always be another opportunity.

http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/r...ges-21/2794495

Anyone ever been here? I had a bad experience tonight and am NOT recommending them, just posting the link so you can tell where I mean.

They almost never answer the call, but send you pre-typed verbatim text messages. Made me wait in the parking lot 30 min, texting that another client took longer than normal, but "don't worry, I'll take care of you, babe." Text replies only, if I call, it goes to voice mail.

Finally, its my turn. But the Door Man wants my Drivers License and wants to write my name in his book. He asks who I am going to see. I make up a girl's name and he says there is no girl at that apt, just a man named Jeffery. He calls Jeffery on the phone and I hear a guy's voice answer. I grabbed my license back and said "Sorry, I have the wrong address" and hit the road.

I got a txt saying I was over-reacting and sound like I needed a good session.

Am I being paranoid? Anybody ever been there?

Norm

[Normal Guy]

Pricey, but good. They have a jacuzzi tub room for $ plus entry fee minimum tip of another $ for the girl who shows up in a little white tericloth robe to attend to you, with nothing underneath.

I've been there twice. A very sexy Colombiana gave me great FS but would not get in the tub with me. The Brazilian girl, Priscilla, was absolutely the best and jumped right in, BBBJ with her head underwater and all soapy with bubbles. FS on the table. It could not have been better. There is a blond Brazilian girl too who I hear is great, but I have not sampled yet.

Regular massage rooms are cheaper, but I can get that anywhere. With a bubblebath jacuzzi tub, I actually leave cleaner than I came in! Of course the reallllllly expensive part comes afterward if you stop at the casino across the street. Ouch.

And. Its good to be online again!

Norm

[Normal Guy]

One day I stop for gas at the Race Track gas station on Hallandale Bch Blvd, just west of 95. As I fill my tank, I spy a very discreet neon sign in the office bldg across the side street that says "Open."

I have a nose for these things, and a closer look showed another discreet sign that said Heaven. No description, no nothin. So I prayed it wasn't a gay bar or a church and rang the bell. A superrrrrrrr hot Latina named Pamela answered the door and showed me in.

I have been back several times, and Pamela is gone I think, but the others are really great. .4 +.6 minimum tip. FS and everything in between available for up to $$.

The best is a Romanian girl named Tina and a very busty Argeninean named Alexa.

You can fill one tank at the Race Track gas station, then empty the other at Heaven.

Enjoy!

Norm

[Normal Guy]

http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/r...ges-21/2794495

Anyone ever been here? I had a bad experience tonight and am NOT recommending them, just posting the link so you can tell where I mean.

They almost never answer the call, but send you pre-typed verbatim text messages. Made me wait in the parking lot 30 min, texting that another client took longer than normal, but "don't worry, I'll take care of you, babe." Text replies only, if I call, it goes to voice mail.

Finally, its my turn. But the Door Man wants my Drivers License and wants to write my name in his book. He asks who I am going to see. I make up a girl's name and he says there is no girl at that apt, just a man named Jeffery. He calls Jeffery on the phone and I hear a guy's voice answer. I grabbed my license back and said "Sorry, I have the wrong address" and hit the road.

I got a txt saying I was over-reacting and sound like I needed a good session.

Am I being paranoid? Anybody ever been there?

Norm

[SoFlaDiver]

I had previously visited the Anna Lee spa reference below in late Nov. And opted for the 60 minute massage and TS. I must have gone on a bad evening cause the girl that I ended up with was sick, and the massage was ok, marginal at best. At one point I though she was going to fall asleep while standing up. The whole time I was in there she was hacking and coughing, and I almost decided to leave. She did have about a 10 minute period where she did an excellent job focusing on my glutes and other spots, while sitting on top of me. On the flip she insisted on the covers and the massage went down hill from there. At the TS she made sure I was very clean in every spot and was a lot more playful. I made sure I had a shower prior to going so I know that was not the issue. Back to the room and then she dried off her legs and promptly exited, despite my attempts to coax her into finishing up.

There is probably more there to be had, but after leaving with a nasty cold that lasted a week, I decided to try my luck elsewhere. But that's another post.

[DarkRaijin]

Went there for first time, got a HE (just tug). Where are the LMP's located?

The LMP is on hallendale. Do a BP search they have been posting ads under 'body rubs' section with latina in french mask.

I went while the place was under older mgt. Had a full menu. Including riding you for 200. On my way out there I saw a real nice latina with glasses fixing coffee. That I really wanted to have my way with. Then never went back.

To SoFlaDive's post. The only AMP I kow in the 27th area is Swan with the big. Ahh a parking lot more like fitin 20 cars max. Parking lot is left of Swan spa.

: Personally the rub at swan is great. Girls really take their time to msg you. But if your lookin for HE's BBBJ's. Love korean. Speak it even better. Then maybe you can. And there are always 2 girls. If the girl is alone maybe.

IF IF you have a AMP fetish or hunt mode. Check out indie board as there is a guy who goes to these AMP's almost all over S. FL on weekly basics. And he still has to post a BJ review.

My best catch was at Taft St. AMP. A young Chinese girl 19-20 max. Made out with her and roamed all over her. Had a garlic breath =). For 80 damange. Know the owner there just have not gone back for 2-3 months now. That girl is long gone. Name was mitchell. Had to tug my ownself though while I was doing french and using left to finger.

[Very Scary]

Multiple PMs have lead me to believe that the Miami board isn't as steeped in "code" as is So Cal, so here is the number for my previous review, google it and you should get the backpage add.

(305) XXX 9233.

$50 an hour for new customers, regulars come four times, fifth cum is free. Also check out the Miami New Times for the coupon.

Happy hunting!

Found it.

http://miami.backpage.com/Therapeuti...39233/12482717

[Daocdude]

Multiple PMs have lead me to believe that the Miami board isn't as steeped in "code" as is So Cal, so here is the number for my previous review, google it and you should get the backpage add.

(305) XXX 9233.

$50 an hour for new customers, regulars come four times, fifth cum is free. Also check out the Miami New Times for the coupon.

Happy hunting!

[Very Scary]

Normally post on the OC board but I was in town for work and had a great time here off of Ives Dairy. The place is in a nice business park and the girls were hanging out and smoking in the rain. Normally smoking sucks from providers but I'd just had a nice cigar down in SOBE after dinner so this wasn't as big a deal for me.

I called ahead (never do back home but thank the gods for hotel room phones!) to make sure they were open and to book app. I don't know if thats customary here, but they seemed genuinely suprised when I showed up on time. Three pretty hot girls out front, one donkey with bad teeth. I paid for my hour, got the cuttie in pink sweats with nice C's and off to the back.

The place is nice, hardwood floors and nice clean sheets. Had a great back massage and after the plane ride was it great! First half was uneventful, and unlike most places in OC, the towel came right off. Butt naked ocdude face down. Flip, no hint of towel and I think, here it comes! Nope, more massage and brushes but now I can play with her butt and reach under her shirt for the nice tits. She had long hair, Chinese and spoke about two words the whole time. No mention of $ and that's fine by me. Once I played with the boobies she's laughing and smiling, being playful and lubing up jr for a nice HJ.

It's getting close and her technique is awesome, then she pops the head in her lips for a kiss with suction and smiles up at me. Game over, nice finish and then a scalp massage! Great place and will stop in again when I get back out.

60/40 for the service and it was great. Left very happy. She did say "nex time." and pointed at her mouth. So more may be on the menu here, doubt it's FS but worth a stop. On the way out a very sexy latina in her late 20'swith at least "F" tits was at the counter. Hot enough to make me think about a departure from my hot little asian girls for a few min.

Great review. There's about 4 or 5 AMP on ives dairy so you have to give us an address or atleast a link

[Daocdude]

Normally post on the OC board but I was in town for work and had a great time here off of Ives Dairy. The place is in a nice business park and the girls were hanging out and smoking in the rain. Normally smoking sucks from providers but I'd just had a nice cigar down in SOBE after dinner so this wasn't as big a deal for me.

I called ahead (never do back home but thank the gods for hotel room phones!) to make sure they were open and to book app. I don't know if thats customary here, but they seemed genuinely suprised when I showed up on time. Three pretty hot girls out front, one donkey with bad teeth. I paid for my hour, got the cuttie in pink sweats with nice C's and off to the back.

The place is nice, hardwood floors and nice clean sheets. Had a great back massage and after the plane ride was it great! First half was uneventful, and unlike most places in OC, the towel came right off. Butt naked ocdude face down. Flip, no hint of towel and I think, here it comes! Nope, more massage and brushes but now I can play with her butt and reach under her shirt for the nice tits. She had long hair, Chinese and spoke about two words the whole time. No mention of $ and that's fine by me. Once I played with the boobies she's laughing and smiling, being playful and lubing up jr for a nice HJ.

It's getting close and her technique is awesome, then she pops the head in her lips for a kiss with suction and smiles up at me. Game over, nice finish and then a scalp massage! Great place and will stop in again when I get back out.

60/40 for the service and it was great. Left very happy. She did say "nex time." and pointed at her mouth. So more may be on the menu here, doubt it's FS but worth a stop. On the way out a very sexy latina in her late 20'swith at least "F" tits was at the counter. Hot enough to make me think about a departure from my hot little asian girls for a few min.