Massage Parlor Reports

[Glenn Uknow]

Ok, it was a good trip. I've never been there before, was not sure if I remembered the address right, and if it was the right one. I'm driving around the parking lot and see a girl walk in. That sold me.

I had Kiki, very good body, decent rub, excellent FS. 45 for the half hour. 160 for FS, I do not know if I paid too much, I'm new at FS, have only done some Rub and tugs.

You definitely PAID TOO MUCH. Offer 100 take it or leave it, be prepared to get dressed and leave if necessary. Because you're messing it up for everyone else paying 160. I don't know how it doesn't affect the sense of satisfaction one normally gets after a good deal, because paying extra money ruins it for me. Good luck.

[MiamiManiam]

Ok, it was a good trip. I've never been there before, was not sure if I remembered the address right, and if it was the right one. I'm driving around the parking lot and see a girl walk in. That sold me.

I had Kiki, very good body, decent rub, excellent FS. 45 for the half hour. 160 for FS, I do not know if I paid too much, I'm new at FS, have only done some Rub and tugs.

[VeteranMonger]

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Exactly. Why are you posting in here if you hate MP's?

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[Rustys]

Fan of the sauna, jacuzzi experience. 125th and Biscayne supposedly. Anyone try? Prices seem a little high, but I get the impression they include FS.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...-1689/74541777

[Jack76]

Was visiting south florida and thought I would check this place out.

http://miami.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-3775/68938687

Very cute young (20's) Kiki was masseuse, she gave a very thorough massage, walked on my back and for the flip gave a good finale -- she gave a kiss and let me know that a repeat was an open menu.

Good luck and b safe.

I thought I would give this place a try since the girls in the pictures were really cute! Hahahahaha. First off, the place is on the second floor so you take a sketchy elevator to get there. I kept thinking what if I get stuck in this thing and the firefighters come to get me out at 11 pm in front of an AMP and I get on the news! Well I made it up there ok. Lilly came out and she was young and cute but not very excited too see me. I mentioned the first time coupon and she said "no more coupon". She said she had more girls if I come back later. I decided to try 30 min with her for 40. The first thing she says is 40 is for the room and basic massage only everything else is tips. So at least I knew there was a menu. What sucked was she wanted to know up front how much I was going to tip her and wanted the tip in advance. I almost walked at that point but she was pretty cute. After she made some hand and mouth gestures I offered 40 and she said hand only but "no touch". "Touch extra, bra off 80" I started to get up and said I would come back with more money. She settled on 50 for hand with touch, bra on. Massage was all over the place. No oil. She had some strong techniques but she would do completely different things to the left and right side, like she didn't have a plan or method. She even attempted to walk on my back. Again, it felt like it was her first time trying it. 20 minutes into it, the light touching starts and she asks for the flip. Technique was awful but she was even cuter up close and had a great rack. The bad technique was well timed because it kept me from finishing too quickly. After a while I said pull those babies out and I'll finish myself. She was shy about letting me see them, but boy they were nice. The service was below average but she was way cuter than anyone else I've seen down here. I heard another customer arguing with another girl in the next room about the extra tip. The other girl was young and almost as cute. Theres potential there but it won't be cheap. Oh yeah, and they're Chinese not Japanese!

[Tyger3801]

Was visiting south florida and thought I would check this place out.

http://miami.backpage.com/Therapeuti...-3775/68938687

Very cute young (20's) Kiki was masseuse, she gave a very thorough massage, walked on my back and for the flip gave a good finale -- she gave a kiss and let me know that a repeat was an open menu.

Good luck and b safe.

[Rush0011]

http://miami.backpage.com/Therapeuti...hed-4/34256757

Hey guys, wondering if anyone seen her. Looking for a good massage with a HE.

[Jones Loop]

Hello East Coast brethren. Heading to Ft. Lauderdale / Miami tomorrow and will have time in the a. M until noonish. Would like to find a clean independent girl for massage and a handshake or HE. Prefer younger, prefer sane, but will appreciate all intel. Will reciprocate if able.

[Rico1000]

The ph# (305-266-1157) is still active, but I drove by there yesterday and the sign outside is gone.

Had a moment to pass by, and yea even though open sign is off and no one answer the phone the door was open but was greeted by some grandma who looked like she was the cleaning lady. Asked if there was another girl she said "yes 2 girls" and demanded I pay immediately. Been down this road before was afraid once I was on the table she would be tending to me. Told her I need to go to ATM and told me about an ATM in plaza and demanded I be back in couple of minutes even looked out the door to see where I was. They briefly put back their ads but now they are down. Maybe try again next week.

[Glenn Uknow]

Sorry. Googled the place. Hit directions. Didn't note name.

Not singling anyone out here as the problem is widespread.
But, if you're wanting to post and share info about a particular AMP or LMP, then it makes all the sense to have the address.
After all, you were there, you had to find it somehow. Unless somebody blind folded you and drove you there and never shared any info on the place, you at least have a link to it somewhere.

So, boasting about your exploits at some vague, nondescript location is pointless on the info and frustrating to your fellow forum members.

[Kanky Mofo]

What is the name of this place?

Sorry. Googled the place. Hit directions. Didn't note name.

[Liquid3867]

What is the name of this place?

Saturday night, tried a "hood" strip club. No bueno. Googled AMP. Found a late night place. Entered as others pulled up. It was a race. Place advertises a $ "bodyworks" special. I took that figuring it was code for something LOL. Things got interesting. Got my pick of the litter which I'm not used to. 3 mt's came out and it was like the 1st could read my soul. Bingo! A Columbian. Blond hair on the chunky side, broad fat arse, pretty face and feet!

Broken english so conversing was diff. Entered the room. I got undressed. Laid flat then she asks if I want ts. Yep. Nope, it's not available so she offered to do the ts after the massage. OK. Every time I look in her eyes, I get more aroused, I'm expecting the time of my life. She starts what turns out to be the absolute worse massage ever attempted! So much so, I thought it was a joke. Used cheap lotion and what felt like two fingers on each hand to basically rub me down. Avoiding all sensitive areas. Unreal! About 6 minutes of this and she says. Shower? WTF!! Ok. Hopefully some action on the table. Weird TS. Water shoots out the sides in about 4 places on each side. She just had me lie down. She lathered her hands. Quick wipe down. Unfcknreal!! I'm getting pissed and frustrated. How is this a bodyworks option. And then. She tells me to get up. And rinse myself off in a stand up shower. I'm disgusted at this point and wanted to end my session early when suddenly she bent over while cleaning TS and I saw some cheeks!! Drove me insane. Ok. I have to go in for the direct method. I ask if she was getting in the shower with me. She said yes. 2 minutes later, I realize she had no fckn idea what I said. Insert a 1000 anger emoji's.

I dry myself off, we head back to the room, I'm completely boned up and pissed at the same time. We get back in the room and sht took a 180 turn!! Asks off top, do I want FS or just a BJ. WTF! Where did this come from? Insanely arousing. I'm like oh baby, I want the kitty cat!! She says ok $ . WOW! A deal for me. Bad news. I got fckn. 83 and she won't budge. She just keep saying. 6 for the blow. Fckkkkkk. Then in broken english she claims stomach issues which I assumed it was that bloody time. That sht grosses me out. So I mentally blocked that convo. Accepted the blow. Which under most circumstances is a blank mission for me. Bags are usually too tight and cheap and mt is usually mediocre with the task, but my gawd was she pretty and after this roller coaster, I sense that finishing will not be a prob. I WAS CORRECT. She had a great technique. And I had a hand on her neck and the other hand full of arse. Boom! Deal done. More wack azz lightly chest rubbing. Dressed and left. Great time if any of this was true. LOL.

Be safe boys!

[Kanky Mofo]

Saturday night, tried a "hood" strip club. No bueno. Googled AMP. Found a late night place. Entered as others pulled up. It was a race. Place advertises a $ "bodyworks" special. I took that figuring it was code for something LOL. Things got interesting. Got my pick of the litter which I'm not used to. 3 mt's came out and it was like the 1st could read my soul. Bingo! A Columbian. Blond hair on the chunky side, broad fat arse, pretty face and feet!

Broken english so conversing was diff. Entered the room. I got undressed. Laid flat then she asks if I want ts. Yep. Nope, it's not available so she offered to do the ts after the massage. OK. Every time I look in her eyes, I get more aroused, I'm expecting the time of my life. She starts what turns out to be the absolute worse massage ever attempted! So much so, I thought it was a joke. Used cheap lotion and what felt like two fingers on each hand to basically rub me down. Avoiding all sensitive areas. Unreal! About 6 minutes of this and she says. Shower? WTF!! Ok. Hopefully some action on the table. Weird TS. Water shoots out the sides in about 4 places on each side. She just had me lie down. She lathered her hands. Quick wipe down. Unfcknreal!! I'm getting pissed and frustrated. How is this a bodyworks option. And then. She tells me to get up. And rinse myself off in a stand up shower. I'm disgusted at this point and wanted to end my session early when suddenly she bent over while cleaning TS and I saw some cheeks!! Drove me insane. Ok. I have to go in for the direct method. I ask if she was getting in the shower with me. She said yes. 2 minutes later, I realize she had no fckn idea what I said. Insert a 1000 anger emoji's.

I dry myself off, we head back to the room, I'm completely boned up and pissed at the same time. We get back in the room and sht took a 180 turn!! Asks off top, do I want FS or just a BJ. WTF! Where did this come from? Insanely arousing. I'm like oh baby, I want the kitty cat!! She says ok $ . WOW! A deal for me. Bad news. I got fckn. 83 and she won't budge. She just keep saying. 6 for the blow. Fckkkkkk. Then in broken english she claims stomach issues which I assumed it was that bloody time. That sht grosses me out. So I mentally blocked that convo. Accepted the blow. Which under most circumstances is a blank mission for me. Bags are usually too tight and cheap and mt is usually mediocre with the task, but my gawd was she pretty and after this roller coaster, I sense that finishing will not be a prob. I WAS CORRECT. She had a great technique. And I had a hand on her neck and the other hand full of arse. Boom! Deal done. More wack azz lightly chest rubbing. Dressed and left. Great time if any of this was true. LOL.

Be safe boys!

[Bato5613]

It's called "Asian Massage Miami" in the Coral Point Plaza on West Flagler right before you reach 84th Ave. If you're looking for a more full filling dream you can try Mimi. She's a lot older but for 1. 5 to 2 +house fee. I don't remember what that was. She'll BBBJNQNS and likes a finger in the butt. Although, she did say I was getting special service because "she liked me". So YMMV.

Ok. I know the place, been there. And I got the young chick. We haggle the price. She want $50 , but you know. My price is always $20. She agreed but littlebit not happy. Got hhr with free table shower. Told her my first time. The place back of AMSCOT.

[Joe Pimp]

And you know if she looks older its because she must be close to 50. Asians age very well.

Wow, 2 bills to have an old lady suck you off? I have been on many fruitless monger strolls but have never settled on a deal like that.

And even if I did, I wouldn't tell anyone.