Massage Parlor Reports

[ElephantCreep]

What's the word on good AMPs or LMPs in the Homestead area? Looking around the 280th ST and US1 area.

[Bato5613]

Can you be more specific there 3 sedanos along flagler.

I'm talking about the Sedanos West Flagler on 67th Ave.

[MisterTwinkies]

Can you be more specific there 3 sedanos along flagler.

If I had to guess I think he's talking about W Flagler? Place has been around a while and offers FS for 140.

[Rico1000]

Went to this AMP to visit my regular therapist, but no avail. There's a new girl and ask if where's Wendy and said she went back to California. Since am there already I do try 1/2 hr. Massage. She massage me for 10 minutes, as soon I flip over my hand are all over her twat. BTW the name is Lucy, I think she's somewhat 40-45 yrs. Damage 140 bucks.

Can you be more specific there 3 sedanos along flagler.

[Bato5613]

Went to this AMP to visit my regular therapist, but no avail. There's a new girl and ask if where's Wendy and said she went back to California. Since am there already I do try 1/2 hr. Massage. She massage me for 10 minutes, as soon I flip over my hand are all over her twat. BTW the name is Lucy, I think she's somewhat 40-45 yrs. Damage 140 bucks.

[SpecialOne8]

[Deleted by Admin]SW 211th street.

Sorry, it seems I'm a little out of practice due to not reporting much in recent years. I thought the pic of their business card uploaded, but apparently not.

Can you give a cross street to US1 since it goes for miles. And there are dozens of AMP off of US1 because it goes on for miles.

[Talltex]

While down in South Florida on business this week, I made time to stop into this location to get rid of built-up stress. It's located in a small strip center off USA 1. It is also a BUSY strip center during the day. When entering, like others I have been in down South Florida and the Keys, there is no barrier between the front door and the rooms, so if you're like me and prefer a door before the typical hallway to the TS room, consider yourself warned. Other than that, the place was clean, organized and quiet. Two ladies were in the back, I only got to see one. "Singee" (pronounced sing E). She was a bit older than most girls (about 35-40) attractive (but could stand to lose 20 pounds) with an otherwise nice frame. Long hair and a pretty smile. Best of all was her personality. She was sweet and ambitious if you get my drift. Singee greeted me at the door, shortly after I walked in. She asked the obligatory question "Do you want massage?" to which I responded yes. She guided me back to door #1 and told me to disrobe. Prior to her leaving the room, I made sure to confirm that the TS was included in my fee (it is an extra fee here) to which she said YES. Okay, so door closes and off with the clothes, the jump on the table and assume the position. She re-enters and immediately begins a feather-touch back massage, making sure to hit the sweet-spot. Once she got the response she was expecting from me, she remained there and failed to go nowhere else. Not what I came there for, not what I expected either. I told her my girl up in Central Florida where I'm from first provides TS, then the massage. She said "we do massage first". Oh well. She never provided a real massage, but was quite attentive if you get my drift. She then had me flip and negotiated her tip before going further. Bottom line. I gave up an Uncle Ben in return for nearly FS. We both had fun on the table, then it was off to the TS room where she cleaned me up spic and span! Back to the room to get dressed, leave tip and head out the door to finish my errands for the day.

So if all you want is the real nitty gritty boys, this place seems to provide it. Ask for Sing-e.

A little more info on the location, please.

[Rico1000]

https://independent.com.miami.listcr...post/26599815/

Its getting harder for me to get service all my regulars disappeared so I had to go outside the box and decided to hit up a lmp. Pics are her Romanian jew tall totally stacked. Was trying to hook up with alex in kendall originally but she said she won't be in until tonight. She speaks fluent spanish and english along with italian and few other lingos. For a paper you got rub and CBJ, buck fitty gets you FS. Everything covered no daty allows fiv very friendly overall. Did not rush me at all she let me pound away fast and slow never complained. The only thing was the massage table was high so some of you might have to get up on your tippy toes to pound standing up. Very busy professional bldg terrible parking I nearly got boxed in by typical asshole truck driver parking where ever the fuck he wants. You need a smart car to park there very small spaces. Its not a typical lmp though its a very small room looks like a converted utility room this place was like 10 X10. Susan said alex has been working there for 10 years with no problems the neighbors and bldg management knows what's up. Bit pricey most likely would not return but its been years since I hit up a lmp.

[Rico1000]

While down in South Florida on business this week, I made time to stop into this location to get rid of built-up stress. It's located in a small strip center off USA 1. It is also a BUSY strip center during the day. When entering, like others I have been in down South Florida and the Keys, there is no barrier between the front door and the rooms, so if you're like me and prefer a door before the typical hallway to the TS room, consider yourself warned. Other than that, the place was clean, organized and quiet. Two ladies were in the back, I only got to see one. "Singee" (pronounced sing E). She was a bit older than most girls (about 35-40) attractive (but could stand to lose 20 pounds) with an otherwise nice frame. Long hair and a pretty smile. Best of all was her personality. She was sweet and ambitious if you get my drift. Singee greeted me at the door, shortly after I walked in. She asked the obligatory question "Do you want massage?" to which I responded yes. She guided me back to door #1 and told me to disrobe. Prior to her leaving the room, I made sure to confirm that the TS was included in my fee (it is an extra fee here) to which she said YES. Okay, so door closes and off with the clothes, the jump on the table and assume the position. She re-enters and immediately begins a feather-touch back massage, making sure to hit the sweet-spot. Once she got the response she was expecting from me, she remained there and failed to go nowhere else. Not what I came there for, not what I expected either. I told her my girl up in Central Florida where I'm from first provides TS, then the massage. She said "we do massage first". Oh well. She never provided a real massage, but was quite attentive if you get my drift. She then had me flip and negotiated her tip before going further. Bottom line. I gave up an Uncle Ben in return for nearly FS. We both had fun on the table, then it was off to the TS room where she cleaned me up spic and span! Back to the room to get dressed, leave tip and head out the door to finish my errands for the day.

So if all you want is the real nitty gritty boys, this place seems to provide it. Ask for Sing-e.

Can you give a cross street to US1 since it goes for miles. And there are dozens of AMP off of US1 because it goes on for miles.

[SpecialOne8]

While down in South Florida on business this week, I made time to stop into this location to get rid of built-up stress. It's located in a small strip center off USA 1. It is also a BUSY strip center during the day. When entering, like others I have been in down South Florida and the Keys, there is no barrier between the front door and the rooms, so if you're like me and prefer a door before the typical hallway to the TS room, consider yourself warned. Other than that, the place was clean, organized and quiet. Two ladies were in the back, I only got to see one. "Singee" (pronounced sing E). She was a bit older than most girls (about 35-40) attractive (but could stand to lose 20 pounds) with an otherwise nice frame. Long hair and a pretty smile. Best of all was her personality. She was sweet and ambitious if you get my drift. Singee greeted me at the door, shortly after I walked in. She asked the obligatory question "Do you want massage?" to which I responded yes. She guided me back to door #1 and told me to disrobe. Prior to her leaving the room, I made sure to confirm that the TS was included in my fee (it is an extra fee here) to which she said YES. Okay, so door closes and off with the clothes, the jump on the table and assume the position. She re-enters and immediately begins a feather-touch back massage, making sure to hit the sweet-spot. Once she got the response she was expecting from me, she remained there and failed to go nowhere else. Not what I came there for, not what I expected either. I told her my girl up in Central Florida where I'm from first provides TS, then the massage. She said "we do massage first". Oh well. She never provided a real massage, but was quite attentive if you get my drift. She then had me flip and negotiated her tip before going further. Bottom line. I gave up an Uncle Ben in return for nearly FS. We both had fun on the table, then it was off to the TS room where she cleaned me up spic and span! Back to the room to get dressed, leave tip and head out the door to finish my errands for the day.

So if all you want is the real nitty gritty boys, this place seems to provide it. Ask for Sing-e.

[Glenn Uknow]

I take the generic tadalfil (Cialis) I order from an Indiian Pharma company called CIPLA. Works for me. I pay $1. 20/ ea for a 90 pill order.

Yup, generic is definitely the way to go, the American made Rx stuff is crazy expensive. It's like a 50% increase in your mongering bill.

Cialis is great too, each monger just needs to experiment and see what works best for him.

I went to an AMP this weekend, and took half a Viagra that morning. I performed like a champ.

[Bato5613]

I take the generic tadalfil (Cialis) I order from an Indiian Pharma company called CIPLA. Works for me. I pay $1. 20/ ea for a 90 pill order.

Do you have the website?

[DeepThroat88]

Do any of you guys use Viagra or the generic Sildenafil Citrate 100 mg?

I'm getting old and taking the generic stuff stuff really helps, I'm pounding pussy like I was 35 again. I get it for less than $2/ pill.

I take the generic tadalfil (Cialis) I order from an Indiian Pharma company called CIPLA. Works for me. I pay $1. 20/ ea for a 90 pill order.

[Rolly Polly]

Of all my mongering over the years, I'm yet to hit an AMP. It's now on my immediate bucket list!

I drive down 163rd /167th street in North Miami Beach and see a number of them along the way.

Does anyone have intel on any of those places? Or somewhere not to far from that area?

[Normal Guy]

There were 3 handy places in North Beach at Collins & 75th and two more on 71st. They all got raided on the same day, with a couple others. They are open again under new mgmt but seems more legit massage than HE places. Any intel? Has anyone been there since January? Thanks.