Massage Parlor Reports

[Gringo2123]

I once had a rough massage with no HE and the old hag was at the front door with her hand out and I told her I left tip on the table in the room which was in the very back of the AMP, I walked briskly to my car and she still made it to the parking lot start yelling at me as I drove away. Good times.

Gents I'll be in town the next few days staying in South Beach area. Seeing if theres any decent AAMP nearby. I'm down to travel if I have to or if there is a spot that is not to be missed.

I usually just like a standard HE, and hopefully a place that isn't a complete dump. I can give recs for Boston area or Chicago. I also have a UTR in Hollywood area but I'm maybe looking for something new this time. Interested in either AAMP or a MILF who does outcall.

I may as well post the review of a spot I tried that is a no-go in Hallandale. Golden massage is a no go. The massage was good but nothing you folks are interested in offered. 80 for 1/ hr Gave $10 tip since it was normal massage and they harassed me yelling "twenty percent twenty percent". Stay Safe.

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[Glenn Uknow]

Couldn't find anything. Is it recommended? Good experience?

Oasis Bodyworks, 71st St, Yeah, if you're new to the hobby and you're looking for some experience, then go try the Oasis, then you'll know what a DUD parlor looks like.

[BamBamSmash]

Yeah, that's the oasis, just search that here.

Couldn't find anything. Is it recommended? Good experience?

[Leggomy]

Gents I'll be in town the next few days staying in South Beach area. Seeing if theres any decent AAMP nearby. I'm down to travel if I have to or if there is a spot that is not to be missed.

I usually just like a standard HE, and hopefully a place that isn't a complete dump. I can give recs for Boston area or Chicago. I also have a UTR in Hollywood area but I'm maybe looking for something new this time. Interested in either AAMP or a MILF who does outcall.

I may as well post the review of a spot I tried that is a no-go in Hallandale. Golden massage is a no go. The massage was good but nothing you folks are interested in offered. 80 for 1/ hr Gave $10 tip since it was normal massage and they harassed me yelling "twenty percent twenty percent". Stay Safe.

Officer we didn't do nothing.

[Glenn Uknow]

Hi fellas, anyone try that asin spa around 71st and 2nd ave ne, any info would be great thanks.

Yeah, that's the oasis, just search that here.

[ChillyWilly325]

Hi fellas, anyone try that asin spa around 71st and 2nd ave ne, any info would be great thanks.

[Tpl66]

Gents I'll be in town the next few days staying in South Beach area. Seeing if theres any decent AAMP nearby. I'm down to travel if I have to or if there is a spot that is not to be missed.

I usually just like a standard HE, and hopefully a place that isn't a complete dump. I can give recs for Boston area or Chicago. I also have a UTR in Hollywood area but I'm maybe looking for something new this time. Interested in either AAMP or a MILF who does outcall.

I may as well post the review of a spot I tried that is a no-go in Hallandale. Golden massage is a no go. The massage was good but nothing you folks are interested in offered. 80 for 1/ hr Gave $10 tip since it was normal massage and they harassed me yelling "twenty percent twenty percent". Stay Safe.

[EroSenpai]

Went to this spa today, and get 1/2 hr massage for $50. Massage is acceptable after flipping she ask what I like, from there she wants 150 for FS, I haggle the price to $100 take it or leave it, am start dressing up and said ok. Total damage $150 massage and FS. It's on SW 8th St, Miami, FL 33144 ,west of Palmetto in the south side before 87th Ave.

Been here a few times actually. Great spot and everything is on the menu! What I like is that the women are good looking, nice set of tires and young which is a key critirea for me. Monger on boys!!

[Normal Guy]

Down on a quick work trip and staying near the beach. Any AMP around?

I'd be interested in hearing that too. Our illustrious civil servants shut them all down on the same night a couple years back.

[Gringo2123]

Smart man. As in any negotiation you have to be prepared to walk away.

Went to this spa today, and get 1/2 hr massage for $50. Massage is acceptable after flipping she ask what I like, from there she wants 150 for FS, I haggle the price to $100 take it or leave it, am start dressing up and said ok. Total damage $150 massage and FS..

[Bato5613]

Went to this spa today, and get 1/2 hr massage for $50. Massage is acceptable after flipping she ask what I like, from there she wants 150 for FS, I haggle the price to $100 take it or leave it, am start dressing up and said ok. Total damage $150 massage and FS. It's on SW 8th St, Miami, FL 33144 ,west of Palmetto in the south side before 87th Ave.

[Glenn Uknow]

Went to the location in doral on nw 79 ave and 52st met with alma, older asian busted face but she looked thick so go the half hour, let her rub me for about 10 minutes before I got all grabby, flipped over and started the negotiations. Skank told me no FS but wanted a paper just to finger her or 60 for HJ. Told her too much I got a paper to smash. She said no, got up started to dress and she took the paper. No BJ, no fiv she just wanted this over with. Gave her a downtown pound and she took it like a champ but no repeat for me. I'm going to avoid this place for a while until they rotate the girls.

RULE #1 for me is no old fatties, they are normally bitter and strictly money oriented.

But, When ever I enter a new AMP, of encounter a new lady in a familiar AMP I always do the friendly check first.

I say hello and extend my arms for a hug.

If she just stands there and repeats, "half hour, half hour?" then I just excuse myself and leave. But if she moves in and hugs me and better yet, grabs my junk, then it's a go.

My AMP provider needs to be young looking, slender, fit, friendly and in a good mood or I'm just going to take a pass.

Also, if the woman is overly dressed in a tight dress like she's going out for the evening, that's a red flag, I look for women in comfortable, easy to remove outfits.

And once all these criteria are met, I follow the 100 or zero script, and have had a 90% plus success rate.

[MDee813]

Down on a quick work trip and staying near the beach. Any AMP around?

[Rico1000]

Went to the location in doral on nw 79 ave and 52st met with alma, older asian busted face but she looked thick so go the half hour, let her rub me for about 10 minutes before I got all grabby, flipped over and started the negotiations. Skank told me no FS but wanted a paper just to finger her or 60 for HJ. Told her too much I got a paper to smash. She said no, got up started to dress and she took the paper. No BJ, no fiv she just wanted this over with. Gave her a downtown pound and she took it like a champ but no repeat for me. I'm going to avoid this place for a while until they rotate the girls.

[BoatMan1]

My dream started today after I saw an AMP going to the gun show yesterday. 107 Ave and SW 30St. In my dream went in and saw 2 asian women both a little thick but otherwise OK. Took the $45 half hour. Went in and got ready with two 50's on bed and pillow already put out. Jenny came in and said oh, you ready and I checked her out with NO objection from her and gave her tip and she left room. Came back in with protection and proceeded to disrobe so we were both equal. Checked and smelled good so did some DATY and then she rolled on protection and said come fuck me. Of course I did and after deed was done. (She was tight but I am thick so oh well) Finished up and gave her a kiss and then woke up from dream refreshed. Finally something down south. Other girl looked perhaps a little better but this dream was over.